"Hey, hey, hey! Get out quickly, these things are very powerful, they can kill the insects!" Lan Ze yelled.
"You are lying again. You don't even share such fun things with others!"
"Wow, it exploded, it exploded!"
"Wow, this is so exciting!"
Lan Ze: “…”
What a bunch of idiots!
A group of little male insects, who had no idea of the danger, happily picked up the bombs and threw them out of the window, treating the miniature bombs as firecrackers that cost two dollars a box.
There were loud bangs one after another, the playground was covered with dust and smoke, and deep pits appeared one after another. The neat and beautiful playground became a devastated place.
Lan Ze pushed his speed to the extreme and became a stream of blue light.
He threw out most of the bombs, and within five minutes, all the jelly bean bombs scattered on the ground were finally thrown by Lan Ze and the little male insects.
In addition to Lan Ze's lightning speed, these advanced little male insects also made a small contribution.
The two little male winged insects had very sharp eyesight. They grabbed the most candy beans and had a lot of fun.
The instigator was a little male ice silkworm. His rosy eyes had the ability to see through things, and no small candy beans in any corner escaped his eyes. This little guy was the most active in throwing, probably because he felt guilty.
Lan Ze asked the little male insects with particularly sharp eyes to check around the classroom. After making sure that no candy beans were missed, the little male insects rushed to the window, their little heads put together, and all opened their eyes wide to appreciate the continuous loud noises and flames on the playground where smoke was rising.
When a large group of male and female insect teachers rushed to the classroom, they saw these insect treasures gathered at the window, each of them smiling with great joy.
Why are you laughing so happily
What happened to my dear children
The teachers present cried out from the bottom of their hearts, and their whole being was in trouble.
The male insect teacher immediately walked forward and counted them with tears in his eyes. There were twenty-one little insects, no more, no less. He leaned against the wall as if exhausted, patting his chest and breathing rapidly. His handsome face was pale.
Principal Zemu's whole body was shaking, his white beard was trembling due to his rapid breathing, and his green eyes were filled with frightened red bloodshot.
God knows how he felt when he saw the explosion in this direction. If he hadn't held on with one breath, he would probably have fallen to his knees and died on the spot.
The little male insects in the Alien Larvae Garden are all the rare treasures of the alien insect race. In order to protect the young ones in all directions without any blind spots, the Larvae Garden has an exclusive satellite to monitor the Larvae Garden 24 hours a day (allowing the relevant departments to justify their ability to absorb the young ones).
Therefore, there will never be a shortage of insects in the monitoring room of the larval garden. At this moment, the group of female insects watching the monitor were only a little bit away from dying on the spot. The legs of the tall and strong muscular insects were so scared that they became limp.
Such an incident in the larval garden naturally attracted the attention of the relevant departments, and a large number of troops sailed to the larval garden on warships.
... ... .
The culprit was arrested by the army, and the scene was blocked by female soldiers. Two hundred female soldiers filled with blood and murderous aura surrounded Lan Ze in the middle. Two female soldiers checked Lan Ze's pink backpack, and ten medical bugs surrounded the little male bugs for careful examination. A large number of reporters rushed to the scene with equipment, and sirens sounded everywhere.
On the third day of school, the larvae garden was blown up.
Lan Zeyi sat in the small battleship with a haggard look on his face, and two hundred female insects surrounded him in a circle.
Every military female wanted to see who this little bug was who was carrying a bomb to school.
A strong female insect sat opposite Lan Ze and turned on the screen. She asked in a deep and powerful voice that was unique to female insects: "Why do you want to take a box of bombs to school?"
Lan Ze wiped his face and said, "I thought it was a box of jelly beans."
A few low laughs could be heard faintly in the battleship, and even the female insect who was interrogating him curled up the corners of her mouth.
If any other little bug said this, they would have picked the wrong one, but this one looked harmless...
To be honest, half of the 200 military females present had watched his live broadcast.
The leading female soldier raised her lips and asked in a low voice: "Did you really take the wrong one?"
Lan Ze nodded immediately: "I really took the wrong one!"
With a "puff", some insects in the army laughed. They were the female insects who had watched Lan Ze's live broadcast and saw with their own eyes how this cub went to heaven and earth and how daring he was. It was indeed something he could do to take a box of bombs to school.
But the little bugs also loved to save face, so no one exposed him and everyone cooperated with his performance. The leading bug held back his laughter and filled in a bunch of information on the light screen.
"I will notify your guardian insect to take you back. Your guardian insect is really irresponsible. It actually put a box of bombs in your schoolbag instead of candy beans," the female soldier lightly put the blame on Ran Chu.
When Ran Chu came to the police station to pick up Lan Ze, his god-like face turned as black as charcoal. He stood in the interrogation room and looked at Lan Ze, his eyes almost spewing out real anger.
After three hours of safety education, Wang Chong Ranchu took the restless troublemaker away from the interrogation room.
This time the little trouble maker knew that she had gotten into trouble, and she held his hand obediently the whole way, her eyelashes fluttering like little brushes, and her bright blue-gold eyes looking at him pitifully.
Do you still want to get away with it by acting cute at this time
Don’t even think about it!
Ran Chu was furious. He picked up Lan Ze and pressed him on his thighs, then spanked Lan Ze's butt mercilessly with his hands.
Bang!
Lan Ze, who was lying on Ran Chu's thighs, was completely confused. He subconsciously wanted to get up, but Ran Chu's hand had already firmly pressed his waist and hit him a second time without mercy.
There was a burning sensation in her buttocks immediately. Lan Ze shouted with shame, her snow-white face flushed with anger: "Ran Chu, let me go. Can you please talk it over nicely? Don't do this!"
Bang!
Lan Ze struggled hard: "You are committing domestic violence, let go!"
Bang!
Ran Chu's hands held him down tightly, Lan Ze's waist and abdomen pressed tightly against Ran Chu's strong thighs, and he slapped his buttocks one slap after another.
A few words echoed in Lan Ze's mind: boy♂next♂door!
As a man who is not very straight, being spanked on the thigh by a strong and handsome man is a bit... erotic.
Especially since Ran Chu didn't hit me hard, and even though it hurt a little, it was more of a shame.
Lan Ze Sparta has the face of a Zerg cub, but his soul is already very vicissitudes of life. He glanced at Ran Chu with a red face, and cursed secretly in his heart.
—Thirty years in the west, thirty years in the east. Today you hit my buttocks, tomorrow I will spank your ass. Let’s wait and see!
After a brutal beating, Ran Chu held Lan Ze down and said in a cold voice: "Do you know you are wrong?"
The insects had to bow their heads under the eaves.
Lan Ze rolled his eyes and said perfunctorily: "I know I was wrong."
Bang!
Another hit on the butt.
Lan Ze touched his burning face and said in a slightly more serious tone, "I regret it. I reflect that I shouldn't have brought such dangerous items to the larval garden. Next time, I will never bring bombs to the larval garden."
Bang!
He got hit on the butt a second time.
Ran Chu scolded: "Do you want to have a second time?"
Lan Ze lay on Ran Chu's thigh and shook his head, his eyes secretly glancing at Ran Chu's abdomen, which vaguely revealed the outline of muscles.
He used to have eight-pack abs, but after becoming a Zerg cub, he only gained strength but not muscles. He doesn't know when he will be able to regain his former muscular self.
Ranchu felt his gaze and asked, "Where are you looking?"
Lan Ze lowered his head and said perfunctorily in a soft, baby voice: "Nothing."
Ran Chu rubbed his temple, grabbed Lan Ze's ear, and whispered, "If something like this happens again, I will tie you up with chains and throw you in a small dark room without sunlight."
He originally wanted to scare Lan Ze, but Lan Ze's eyes suddenly became strange when he looked at him. Ran Chu looked at him and asked, "What's that look?"
Lan Ze exclaimed exaggeratedly: "You actually like bondage, so you are such a bug!"
Ranchu: “…”
Lan Ze rubbed his sore buttocks and sighed: "You can know the face but not the heart. Why do men love this?"
Lan Ze climbed to his seat, fanning his hot face while thinking of Chu Ran in his mind, and thinking of Chu Ran, he thought of Ran Chu.
The restless thoughts in his heart gradually calmed down, and the heat on his face began to fade away.
The next morning, when Ranchu was trying to stuff Lan Ze into the bug bag, he received an email from Principal Zemu on his terminal.
"Dear guardian insect Lan Chu (alias of Ran Chu), after a whole night of careful consideration, I feel that the humanistic environment of our nursery is not suitable for classmate Lan Ze.
This is the treasure of the Zerg race. Every male Zerg cub is of great significance to the reproduction and survival of the race. Therefore, a stable and harmonious environment is needed here for these treasures to grow healthily and eliminate all dangerous factors. After unanimous discussion by the teachers of the kindergarten, it is determined that the danger level of classmate Lan Ze is SSS level. Therefore, I have to regretfully inform you that classmate Lan Ze is no longer suitable here, and the door of the kindergarten will no longer be open to him.
We sincerely wish that Lan Ze can thrive and have a happy and future.
—Selecting trees
Lan Ze was smiling happily, and Ran Chu was as black as the bottom of a pot.
Looking at Ranchu's gloomy face, Lan Ze shrugged indifferently: "It seems that I can't live what you call a normal life. I hope you are disappointed."
Ran Chu closed the email and flicked Lan Ze's head hard.
Lan Ze covered his head and rolled his eyes, then jumped out of the insect bag happily. But before he could feel proud for long, a piercing pain suddenly climbed up from his tailbone, and his shoulder blades and ribs felt like they were being cut by a knife.
He staggered against the wall, bent over and gasped for air, and asked while enduring the severe pain, "It seems that my transformation period has arrived. Shouldn't it be in five years? How come it's so fast?"
Ran Chu tore open the clothes on Lan Ze's back. His previously snow-white back was now covered with blue-gold lines, and his body temperature was extremely hot.
This is indeed a sign of transformation. The transformation that was supposed to happen five years later has already happened. It is really incredible.
The author has something to say: Good night everyone~
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