Places with a high density of houses are undoubtedly the best places for parkour, and the Zerg villa area is obviously a great place for parkour.
The most primitive Zerg were born in the hive. Although they have become a species with high intelligence during continuous evolution, their racial nature is engraved in their blood. Therefore, most of the Zerg's residences imitate the appearance of the hive, forming a network-like structure. It looks like an inverted bird's nest, full of a hideous beauty.
Lan Ze observed the terrain and carefully looked at every corner of the roof. After he had a clear idea of what was going on, he put on the black running shoes he had selected for a long time and turned on his live broadcast ball through the terminal.
Parkour live broadcasts are usually shot using drones. The live broadcast ball on the StarCraft is a silver-gray metal ball. Although it is very small in size, it has extremely powerful functions. Lan Ze opened the metal ball with satisfaction.
The bottom of the metal ball emitted a blue light, and two small metal wings emerged from the ball. The metal ball flew high into the sky, then opened its live broadcast room and began to do warm-up exercises... ... .
Hitt is a second-generation rich guy who lives a very leisurely and comfortable life. He likes to watch live broadcasts to kill time in his spare time.
Today he opened Flash Star TV again. Since he likes to watch the live broadcasts of male insects, his interface is full of links to the male insects' rooms.
Most of the male insects doing live broadcasts are from the low-level camp insect clan. Due to the strong reproductive ability of camp insects, there are many male insects in the camp insect clan. However, because their level is too low, the number of male insects in the camp insect clan is excluded from the total number of male insects.
The male insect protection center protects middle and high-level male insects, so the relief funds that the male insects rely on for survival have no share for the camping insects at all.
There are no jobs specifically provided for male insects in the interstellar space, so the male insects of the Zerg Tribe have to work hard to make a living. Live streaming, a job with a very high safety factor, is undoubtedly very suitable for the fragile male insects.
But there are undoubtedly only a few things that the male insects do in their live broadcasts. The delicate male insects always sing and dance. Although it is a bit monotonous, their live broadcasts are still very popular because the male-to-female ratio is so terrible.
Hitt flipped through the interface, feeling a little bored with these monotonous live broadcasts. Just as he was about to exit Flash Star TV, the interface was updated again, and a new push bar caught his attention.
The push bar was made by the anchors themselves. The general male insect push bar was their own beautiful headshots. This push bar was no exception. A headshot that was obviously not angled was casually pasted on it. Compared with other beautifully made push bars, it was extremely shabby. The reason why Hit was attracted by this push bar was that the male insect on the push bar was really too small!!!
What a tiny bug, the baby fat on its face has not yet gone away, and two big puppy eyes are embedded in the milky white face. The amber eyeballs are big and bright, just like two golden lakes.
Xiao Chong has a serious expression on his face, which forms a fatal contrast with his extremely cute chubby face.
Hitt felt very uncomfortable.
Are there such cute little bugs in the insect family
What can such a small insect broadcast live? Is it drinking milk
He clicked into Xiao Chong's live broadcast room with a curious look on his face.
On the green grass, a very small insect was doing strange movements on the lawn.
Lan Ze opened his left and right hands to the sides and waved them rhythmically. After waving for a while, Lan Ze began to move his wrists and knees. These are necessary warm-up exercises before exercise to prevent joint injuries and ligament strains, and to avoid a sudden increase in heart pressure when the body switches from a static state to a dynamic state.
Lan Ze's movements were very professional and serious, but in the eyes of the female insects, they only saw a small insect twisting and turning on the lawn...
But the twisting and turning little bug was also something that Hitt could never get tired of watching. He looked at the little bug's small arms and legs, then at the little bug's fluffy head under the sunlight, and then at the little bug twisting and turning. It was so adorable that he couldn't help but smile like an uncle.
At this time, other insects entered the live broadcast room, and a barrage of comments floated across the live broadcast interface: Flying Insects Invincible: My insects! Do such small male insect cubs really exist
ztyy: No way, do the insect tribe also have such cute little bugs? ?
Chongke: What can a little bug live stream? Drinking milk online? ?
There was actually a bug who spoke out Xit's thoughts. Xit coughed and posted a barrage of Xixitet: Shut up, bug in front, what's wrong with a bug drinking milk? Which rule doesn't allow a bug to drink milk online!
Chongke: Brother Chong in front, please don't be so aggressive. What's wrong with me saying something like that? After all, this worm is so small.
King of Soldier Insects: The two insect brothers in front, please stop quarreling. The little insects are so cute, how can you bear to quarrel in the live broadcast room!!!
Do you eat lemons? Yes, it’s not good if it scares the bugs.
Barrages of comments flashed across the screen in front of Lan Ze's eyes. Lan Ze looked at the comments and was speechless for a long time.
I don't know what's wrong with these insects. His current height is at least 1.72 meters, which is the height of an adult on Earth. But in the interstellar space, he suddenly became an underage insect. Every insect that sees him has to call him "little".
Lan Ze sighed, smiled at the screen, and said to the camera as cheerfully as he did countless times before: "Hello everyone, I am the anchor Lan Ze, an extreme sports enthusiast. I like to explore all the known and unknown, and I like to face all challenges from nature. Today I will broadcast parkour to you. Friends who like me, please click on the heart in the upper left corner. Lan Ze is here to give you a heart!"
After saying this, Lan Ze frowned, feeling that something was wrong. His voice had returned to normal when he was broadcasting live on Earth. He always spoke these words with passion and excitement.
But after his body shrank, the baby voice that he hated so much also came back. Such warm and cheerful words spoken in the baby voice sounded so childish that even Lan Ze himself felt it was weird.
The female insects that entered the live broadcast room didn't think so. As soon as the little male insect's baby voice came out, every female insect in front of the screen let out an "ow" with their blood boiling.
Ahhhh, a larval male insect with a baby voice is talking to me! ! ! ! !
Hitt howled twice at the screen with a red face, followed by one intoxicated moan after another: "Wow~Ah~Oh my God~"
There were three hundred bugs in the live broadcast room at that moment. After Lan Ze finished speaking, his live broadcast room was suddenly flooded with messages.
"Xixitet gave the host a star-level aircraft carrier - the male Zerg cubs are the treasure of the Zerg!"
"Chongke gave the anchor a depth charge - my little cutie suddenly appeared!!"
"The King of Soldier Insects gave the anchor an airship - ah I'm dead!!!"
"Do you want to eat lemons? Give the anchor an interstellar battleship - so cute!"
Rewards poured in, and the live broadcast room was flooded with gift special effects. Aircraft carriers, airships, and warships flew through the live broadcast room with gorgeous special effects, and countless barrages floated on the light screen.
"Wuwuwuwuwuwu, this insect is made to cry by cuteness"
"Don't run away if you're crying in front, take me with you"
"+1"
"+2"
"+ insect ID number"
Lan Ze took a look at the number of bugs in the live broadcast room. There were a total of 300 bugs. For some reason, he felt like there were 300,000 bugs. He was speechless at the barrage and closed his mouth, deciding to be a quiet bug like a chicken.
For a full minute, the male insect cubs did not speak. The female insects in the live broadcast room covered their hearts and posted comments:
"Please, little bug, say something!"
"Woo woo woo, the little bug is so lively and cute, you should talk to him more."
"Chirping little bugs are the cutest. Come on, little bug, say something, please."
The little male insect in the live broadcast room secretly rolled his eyes at the camera, and the insects watching the live broadcast immediately flooded the screen with comments:
"Ahh I caught a bug that rolled its eyes!!!"
Lan Ze turned his head away and didn't look at the barrage, feeling deeply depressed about his voice.
New viewers kept entering the live broadcast room, and the new viewers were curious and commented: "What can such a small insect broadcast live?"
Xixitet: No matter what is being broadcast, as long as Xiaochong is broadcasting, I will live in Xiaochong's broadcast room and will not come out
Bug Shell: Brother Hitt is right. Prepare the permanent beds and use the rocket launcher to blast.
The previous wave of rewards attracted a large number of viewers, and the number of bugs in the live broadcast room quickly reached three thousand.
So many new viewers came into the live broadcast room, so Lan Ze spoke again: "Hello, new friends, hello everyone, I am the anchor Lan Ze, an extreme sports enthusiast. I like to explore all the known and unknown, and I like to face all challenges from nature. Today I will broadcast parkour to you. Friends who like me, please click on the heart in the upper left corner. Lan Ze is here to give you a heart!"
"Xixitet gifted the anchor an interstellar aircraft carrier - ah, this little voice, I'm dead"
... ... .
When the female insects in the live broadcast room were immersed in the baby voices, the very cute male insect cub suddenly kicked its legs backwards, and then rushed towards the gray wall in front like an arrow.
Just as the little insect was about to hit the wall, the female insects in the live broadcast room stared in amazement as the little male insect ran up the wall "dengdengdeng" as if defying interstellar gravity. After kicking the wall with his feet a few times, he quickly hung his hands on the wall and climbed up a three-meter-high brick wall in the blink of an eye.
Hitt, who was watching the live broadcast, was drinking water from a cup. After seeing this scene, his hand shook and the water went directly into his nostrils.