In the toilet of the nursery
The tree dragon insisted that he only picked a few leaves, but when the police officer took out his brain and identified the tree dragon's identity by comparing the files of the residents of the water city, the tree dragon found that he couldn't help but took the initiative to explain.
This tree dragon's name is Edmond. It is a habitual thief. He has been sentenced to prison. He hasn't committed a crime for a few months since he was released last time. When I saw the simulated battle field, I was moved again.
Edmond lowered his head, because he had no clothes, so he had to keep his dragon form: "I see that there is a surveillance system in the front yard, but the surveillance system in the back yard is not bright, and there are many plants in the back yard, which are very suitable for shelter, so I want to sneak in from the back yard. Passing by. When Long was boiling the grass field, he was so hungry that he couldn't help eating a little. As a result, the black brat jumped down and grabbed me!"
Edmond shouted again: "Although I came to steal something, didn't I not steal it? You have no loss, and you even beat me! You have to pay me!"
Lu Yuan whispered: "He's so stupid, he was discovered casually, how did he steal things before?"
Shen Mian: "...he is not stupid, the tree dragons are dragons that are very good at hiding and disguising. With enough water and food, they can stay in the same posture for nineteen hours. Moreover, the tree dragons have no scales and feel More sensitive than humans, it can sense the subtle wind direction, and then adjust its state to fully integrate into the environment.”
Therefore, in wooded areas such as rain forests, tree dragons are deadly killers that cannot be prevented.
The police officer knew this, so he asked suspiciously, "How did you find him?"
Yantan and Lu Yuan looked at Jiean at the same time.
Little Gem Dragon, "I heard a very strange noise outside, so I went to the window to take a look, and found that a part of the Longboiling grass field was completely bald, and then I thought it was a small animal outside slipping in, and I wanted Yantan to drive it away. a bit… "
Jie'an led Shen Mian to the window: "The dean will not only pick one leafless grass on one leaf every time, but the ones without leaves are very conspicuous."
The police officer leaned over and took a closer look, and he was really bald. He couldn't help but look down at the talking gem dragon cub, admiring the care of the other party. Anyway, if this is him, let alone the crops in a field, even if the small potted plant on the table is half bald, he may not notice.
Edmond said angrily: "They didn't turn on the lights when they entered the bathroom! I thought all the dragons were sleeping! I forgot to eat at night, so I was so hungry that I ate a little dragon boiling grass!"
Because I thought I was going to make a lot of money this time, I was so excited that I forgot to eat dinner.
Shen Mian: ... Isn't this the Dragon Clan version of confusing behavior
Little Gem Dragon was all thinking "I'm going to lose money" and asked in a panic, "Uncle, our nursery school depends on Long Bingcao to save money, and our nursery school relies on our dean to support the family. Do we really have to lose money?"
Yan Tan was about to cry: "I, I didn't do it on purpose, did I get into trouble again, I will pay back the money myself..."
He was the one who ate a lot of dragon boiling grass last time, he was the main force who demolished the Conqueror last time, and he was the one who injured other dragons this time.
Lu Yuan looked left and right, and just blinked a little tear.
The three cubs looked at the officer tearfully.
The police officer is an officer who retired from the army and changed his career. His expression is colder than that of a robot, but his heart is terribly soft toward the cub. He has been in the army for many years and has never seen such a battle. He is even more panicked than Jiean: "No, no, no, he illegally broke into the nursery and caused economic losses, and the responsibility is not on you."
On the premise that the nursery did not install illegal devices such as laser nets in private, Edmond, who broke into the private house, will be fully responsible for the consequences of his actions.
The police officer asked two policemen to take Emond away. Considering that the nursery only had one nurse, Shen Mian, and could not leave the nursery, the police officer stayed in the nursery to complete simple records and inquiries.
Shen Mian called out the surveillance to the police.
Although the backyard monitoring of the nursery was broken, He Xing repaired it once and installed one in the corner.
He Xing was probably a little bit of an occupational disease - he just installed a camera in a nursery. He kept the scrapped camera as a "bait", and bought a small camera and installed it next to the old camera, with a blind spot.
The surveillance clearly showed that Edmond sneaked over the wall of the nursery school, and when he found that his stomach was making noises, he panicked and stuffed a handful of dragon boiling grass into his mouth.
The police officer put away his brain: "My surname is Reid, and I will be in charge of this area in the future. If there is something difficult to solve in the nursery, you can call the police. We will notify you as soon as the decision on Edmond is made. Don't worry, he dared to steal into the nursery and caused serious psychological trauma to the dragon cubs. The plot is extremely bad, and we will never let it go easily."
Shen Mian turned back, the three little dragon cubs with "severe psychological trauma" only cried when Bao Yantan really shed tears, Jie An and Lu Yuan were already around Yantan to comfort them.
Shen Mian nodded: Well, I was really stimulated.
Officer Reid glanced behind Shen Mian and found that the little dragon cubs were very fuming, so he still said to Shen Mian: "President, please tell me later, in such a dangerous situation, the cubs should not rush out directly. ,Too dangerous… "
Officer Reid paused, and one person and one dragon put their eyes on Edmond at the same time. Edmond was sitting on the ground rubbing his back and groaning, obviously falling hard.
Although the tree dragon is a medium-sized dragon, its defense and attack power are much weaker in order to gain full concealment skills. It has no scales and no subcutaneous fat layer on its body. If it is thrown directly and falls to the ground, it will still hurt for a long time.
Officer Reid turned his head and added casually: "Whether it's for the cub or the adult dragon."
Shen Mian also retracted his gaze, pretending he didn't see anything: "Of course."
Officer Reid: "Then let's go back first, let's rest. Hey, take Edmond away."
The police grabbed Edmond: "Get up, it's time to go."
Edmond lay on the ground: "My waist is about to break, I have to find a stretcher to carry me. I'm just a vegetarian medium-sized dragon, how can I compare with you meat eaters!"
The two policemen were big dragons, and they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they couldn't really do anything.
Shen Mian stepped forward: "Can't you walk?"
He has seen many tricks of this kind of sloppy rolling, and it can be seen that shamelessness is not a privilege of human beings. All intelligent creatures have this kind of thing more or less.
Emond said confidently: "Yes!"
Shen Mian rolled up his sleeves: "That's good. I'm a human, and I'm weaker than you, an adult dragon. I'll take you out."
Emond didn't realize the danger, nodded, and slumped to the ground: "Give me a dress."
The policeman held his breath, took off his police uniform and threw it to him.
Shen Mian coaxed a few dragon cubs out.
Edmond: "Just let me wear it like this? Don't I have dragon power?"
Officer Reid clenched his fists, took a few deep breaths, invited his colleagues out, and watched Edmond change his clothes while exchanging oh oh oh.
Edmond changed his clothes and lay on the ground again, humming with half-open eyes: "Come and carry me."
Shen Mian walked over, directly picked up the belt of his clothes, lifted Emond, and said lightly: "How troublesome to lift, I am gentle as a human, I will send you out directly."
Officer Reid almost laughed, but he couldn't let Shen Mian really carry it out, he held back his smile and signaled the two policemen to hurry up.
Officer Reid and two police officers escorted Edmond away together. Before leaving, Officer Reid said: "President Shen, your actions to call the police in time instead of 'solving' in private are very commendable, which not only avoided danger, but also gave Our job reduces the hassle, can we use the police account to spread the word about this?"
It would be great if all the dragons' first reaction when they found a burglar was to call the police, instead of beating so hard that they couldn't recognize the dragon's face! Every time a burglary is committed, it is easy to develop into a homicide because of the owner's temper.
Especially the flame dragon!
If it wasn't for the dragon cubs watching, Dean Shen, who just beat the dragon, accepted the compliment with ease, and said, "Please feel free."
Shen Mian rubbed Jie'an's brain, and felt that raising a child was a process of putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha on the spot.
Officer Reed nodded at him.
Shen Mian and the three dragon cubs were sent to the door. Officer Reid waved his hand to signal them to go back quickly. The police officer in black uniform pressed Emond and gradually disappeared into the night, and the voice of Officer Reid could be heard from outside the door: "The hospital Remember to lock the door!"
Shen Mianluo locked the lock and walked back with the three little dragon cubs: "Don't jump out like this next time, it's very dangerous. Even if it's not a dragon, animals from the wasteland, especially Yalong, will hurt you."
No matter how strong the racial talent of the dragon cub is, without actual combat experience, facing a mad Yalong or a desperate dragon will also be injured because of the untimely response. What's more, Yantan's racial instinct is likely to threaten his companions, and he will not use it easily.
Yantan and Jie'an nodded obediently, "I'll call the dean first in the future."
Lu Yuan, who had been acting for a long time, rubbed his eyes, feeling that fake crying was more laborious than acting scared, so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes: "Then let's go back to sleep."
Shen Mian nodded: "Let's go."
…
Shen Mian thought that the publicity and praise from Officer Reid's mouth was just a random post similar to Weibo, and when he woke up, he forgot about it.
On the contrary, He Xing returned to his normal state the next day and listened to Lu Yuan’s vivid description, and he rarely frowned—that’s right, let alone in Mercury, which are the most economically developed planets, a simulation of hundreds of thousands of star coins Battlefields are not everywhere, and some of the robots that come with them can get nearly 10,000 star coins even if they are resold second-hand.
"I knew I went to bed late last night."
He Xing frowned slightly as he washed the vegetables.
He is basically normal now, except that he will be mentally retarded for an hour when he took the initiative to change back, and it is estimated that he will recover completely in the next two days.
Shen Mian started the live broadcast as usual, put the steamed ribs into several plates, and looked up at him: "I'm still here."
He Xing looked at him and smiled, "I know, but I also want to face... with you and the cubs."
Of course I want to stand with you.
Shen Mian always felt that He Xing's sudden pause was a bit strange, but his attention was quickly taken away by the barrage - the number of viewers in today's live broadcast room was exceptionally large, and there were always people "coming from Ping An Shui Du Xing to watch" The barrage flew over.
The live broadcast room has just opened for less than half an hour, and the number of viewers has exceeded 7 million, which is nearly double the number of Shen Mian's usual live broadcast.
Some Maoyan channels are oriented towards the two civilizations of humans and dragons. The number of viewers in the live broadcast room of popular anchors can easily exceed 100 million. But Shen Mian is only a new anchor who has officially started for less than a month. If it hadn't happened to this event, he might not have more than one million followers after a few years, not to mention the number of viewers in the live broadcast room.
Shen Mian thought about it for a while, but still had some doubts: "What peace and water are all stars?"
He Xing: "What's wrong?"
Shen Mian: "Many viewers on the barrage said they came from Ping An Shui Du Xing."
He Xing had a little impression of this account: "It's an account on Reader, and it's the account of the police of Mercury."
Shen Mian suddenly heard what Officer Reid said before he left: "We want to publicize your approach."
Propaganda, please.
Shen Mian borrowed He Xing's intellectual brain to board the reader and searched for Ping An Water City. This 300 million-following account released a video this morning with the title: Human Dean calls the police first in distress, and his composure is commendable!
When I opened the video, it was shot by a bodyguard, and it was a little shaky, but it did not hinder the viewing.
The more than six-minute video, from Officer Reid's inquiries about Edmond's information to the last police officer Reid's departure, was not cut at all, even the clip of Shen Mian picking up Edmond with his bare hands.
Shen Mian: "Is this propaganda calm and calm?"
Shouldn't the promotion of composure cut the clips that are not calm
He Xing watched it with him, and found no problems: "What's wrong? The video is pretty good."
Shen Mian: "...Is your Dragon Clan's composure so wild?"