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The next day, the sun shines on the earth, bringing a vibrant elephant and awakening everything. However, there were a few high-pitched dolphin sounds from Yuzi's home: "Ah..."
Yuzi and her husband, who were sleeping in the bedroom inside, heard the sound, and both ran out for the first time. When they came out, they didn’t know what to say, because they saw five people hugged together, a girl. Being held by Nie Yun, a girl threw herself on Nie Yun's back, one girl used Nie Yun's leg as a pillow, and the other girl bit Nie Yun's toes. You can see the chaos.
"You...you..." Yu Zi pointed to Nie Yun and the four sisters for a while, but didn't know what to say.
After a while, Nie Yun quickly slipped away, citing urinary urgency. After all, if you stay in the living room for such major events, you won't be caught and beaten up. Of course, Su Jingyi, Su Ting, and Su Xue are not afraid of themselves, but that Su Qing is a female Tyrannosaurus.
Nie Yun, who ran out, wandered around in the village. Because of his handsome man, he had a few good-looking polites and had a good conversation with them, and Yiyi went to their home as a guest. However, Nie Yun was still cautious and did not look at the chaos, otherwise it would offend others' taboos. Don't force it to work for three years and it would be worth the loss.
Nie Yun was talking and laughing with Sao Deli here, but the four sisters over there died anxiously. Especially Su Xue, eagerly looking everywhere, afraid that the guy would stab a certain bamboo building that was so decent.
And Su Qing said angrily: "It's best not to let me see him, otherwise I will let him walk around." While talking, she kept gargle, it turned out that the person who bit Nie Yun's finger , Is Su Qing.
Looking at the time, Nie Yun found that it was already 12:30 noon. Thinking that the four sisters should have calmed down and won't make trouble for themselves, so they rushed to Yuzi's house. When he returned home, Ali was the only one to sharpen the knife at home. No one else saw it.
Nie Yun asked curiously: "Cat Deli, where did they go?"
Ali raised his head and saw Nie Yun. He pointed at Nie Yun and smiled ambiguously. Nie Yun was speechless. Then I communicated with Ali and learned that the four sisters followed Yuzi to visit a nearby temple. Immediately secretly said: "Your mom belongs to your dad! You won't call me to play."
This guy was afraid that the four sisters would find him, so he turned off the phone. Others wanted to find him, but they didn't find it. When Nie Yun asked how to get to the temple, he said goodbye to Ali and chased after the four sisters.
According to Ali's instructions, Nie Yun took half an hour to arrive at the temple where the four sisters are located. The temple is not big or small, and there are many tourists who come in and out.
Nie Yun bought the tickets and walked in. He looked over and found many little monks. Although those little monks were wearing cassocks, they chased and frolicked in groups, without losing their innocence. Very cute. Nie Yun walked behind a young monk, patted his bald head, and asked with a smile, "Have you seen four sisters who look exactly the same?"
The little monk turned around, waiting for Nie Yun with a pair of angry eyes. If his eyes could kill people, Nie Yun didn't know how many times he had died. At this time, Nie Yun was very puzzled, and said to himself: He is just asking people, why is this little bastard about to eat himself
With doubts, Nie Yun touched the little monk’s bald head again, and then took out a hundred-yuan bill from his arms, and said, "Tell my brother, look..." Before he could say anything, the little monk yelled out of disintegration. , Shook his fist to Nie Yun.
Nie Yun was horrified immediately, jumped away quickly, and said angrily: "Little thing, why are you hurting people?"
The little monk ignored him, holding a brick next to him, and chased after Nie Yun. The murderous Nie Yun was naturally not afraid, and immediately stopped the little monk, but the next moment all fifty or sixty little monks surrounded him. Nie Yun was stunned, and every one of his eyes showed fierce light. Nie Yun was puzzled by this.
For a while, the surrounding tourists were attracted, and even the four sisters in the distance were also attracted. When it was known that Nie Yun was surrounded by fifty or sixty young monks, she was suddenly depressed.
After explaining, Nie Yun knew why the little monk was hostile to him. It turns out that Xishuangbanna Theravada religion stipulates that a man must live a religious life away from the family in his life. Only when he encounters difficulties in social life, he can be relieved from suffering, from birth to adulthood. Only later will they have social status. Every boy at the age of seven or eight has to be a monk in the Buddhist temple for a period of time, called a "little monk." "Little monks" have to take care of themselves and work in Buddhist temples, they have to study Buddhist scriptures and carry out strict self-cultivation education.
After two or three years, you can "return to the vulgarity", and only the men who have returned to the vulgarity can get married and start a family. A man who has not been a "monk" is regarded as a stranger or a savage, and has no status in society and no one can value it. When practicing self-cultivation in the monastery, you are not allowed to talk and laugh with women, and no outsiders are allowed to touch the head of the young monk. The "little monk" self-cultivation time is null and void, and we must start from the beginning.
Without knowing it, Nie Yun touched the head of the little monk who had been practicing for two and a half years and was able to return to the vulgarity in half a year, so that his practice was completely abolished. Can people not get angry
"What? Be a monk for a month?"
Nie Yun collapsed and was speechless. Yuzi next to him took a look at the old monk sitting next to him in a posture. This old monk is the presiding officer of this temple. With a light sigh, he whispered to Nie Yun: "Whoever lets you touch someone's head, one month's practice depends on your good performance, if you do not perform well, there may be a delay."
The four sisters on the side heard that Nie Yun was going to be a monk here for a month. They were all speechless and refused this unreasonable request. After all, they went on a trip this time for a total of only one month, and they have only come to a place now. If you want to be a monk, how can you do it? Just listen to Su Xue standing in front of Nie Yun, begging to that Yuzi: "Sao Deli, can you say something nice to the master, don't let Brother Yun be a monk, we can donate money in exchange."
Yuzi was very embarrassed, but still passed the words to the host, but the host looked at the little monk who was touched by Nie Yun and asked, "Are you willing?"
The little monk was chubby, stared at Nie Yun, pouted, shook his head and said angrily: "I would have been able to go home in half a year. I didn't agree and asked him to accompany me in my practice."
Nie Yun frowned and looked at the little monk speechlessly. She wanted to speak but was stopped by Su Xue. She walked up to the little monk and smiled and said, "Little brother, you are a monk. You must have a forgiving heart. Don’t If you promise not to be a monk and your sister will buy you sweets, okay?"
The little monk turned his head to the side with a hum, and said with disdain: "The master said, eating sugar is not good for your teeth."
"Okay, okay, okay! I'll stay as a monk for a month." Nie Yun compromised.
"Damn you, what are you talking about?" Su Xue pinched Nie Yun's arm in secret.
Nie Yun blinked at Su Xue, then stood up, pushed Su Xue to Su Qing and the others, and whispered: "You go first, and I will slip out later. Otherwise, if we go together now, we will definitely not be able to go. "
It turned out that this guy was using the Mingxiu plank road to darken Chen Cang's calculations. Su Xue was delighted: "Really?"
"Could it be that you think I really want to be a monk?" Nie Yun asked back, and then said; "Okay, let's go, I will be a monk here."
The four sisters left the temple pretending to be reluctant. Yuzi and Nie Yun confessed a few words and left. The rest of Nie Yun was arranged by the support of the temple to go to the main hall, ready to shave. Nie Yun nodded and agreed, but was thinking about how to slip away in Austria.
After half an hour, I supported the summoning of the monks to the main hall, preparing to shave Nie Yun in the presence of the monks, but Nie Yun suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach. To go to the bathroom, the host naturally knew what Nie Yun was playing. He called two big monks and said, "Two brothers, take him there for convenience."
Two big men in cassocks followed Nie Yun. Ten minutes later, the two big men rushed back and said to the host in surprise: "It's not good, he ran away."
At this time, Nie Yun, who had escaped over the wall, appeared five miles away with his soul chasing step. Looking at the temple in the distance, he smiled and said, "Just two of you, you want to keep me! Hey, don't look at who I am." While talking, he ran towards Yuzi's village. .
Back in the village, Nie Yun was very depressed. The four sisters hadn't come back. They called and found that they were still on the way.
After a while, the four sisters and Yuzi came back. Seeing Nie Yunzheng and Ali drinking, Su Xue ran over and hugged Nie Yun: "Brother Yun, why did you come back so soon? I thought you had to Will you be able to come back at night?"
Nie Yun smiled: "Who am I, where can I be trapped, right?"
Yu Zi couldn't laugh or cry. After all, it was not like Nie Yun's situation, but he had never escaped because the two big monks in the temple were martial arts practitioners.
After a little chat, Yuzi took Nie Yun and the four sisters to the song and dance square, because Su Jingyi was here specifically to watch the Dai dance. Standing in the square ㊣(7), Su Jingyi was intoxicated by the Dai dances, while Nie Yun looked at the dances, except for the girls who dress less, are graceful, and dance with poetic surprises. There is nothing good about it. Immediately a person wandered around the square indiscriminately.
Suddenly, I felt pain in my ears, and then I was pushed to a corner, and then I heard a voice in my ears: "Damn, let me eat your toes last night?"
"Oh...Oh..." Nie Yun grinned and shouted, looking at Su Qing next to him, begging for mercy: "Sister, I didn't mean it, I don't know what's going on...you just let go, OK...Oh..."
Su Qing snorted, and the hand that grabbed Nie Yun's ear increased a little bit: "Do you know that I have rinsed my mouth ten times today, and I still feel sick..."
At this time, Nie Yun saw a few women of the Dai nationality smile smirkly, his eyes seemed to say: "Here we are, that's it, men are inferior to women."
The next moment, Su Qing was taken aback, only to feel that she was being rotated in a circle, and then she was kissed by a mouth, staring at the eyes in front of her in horror. Struggling hard to push Nie Yun away, but this damn guy hugged his waist tightly, so that he couldn't get rid of it, and he could only make a whining sound in his mouth. What's more annoying was that this guy's tongue stretched out. Robbery into his own mouth.
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