"Judge, didn't you say you want me to sleep with you? What do you mean?"
Nie Yun is now considered to be convinced by this woman's scheming, and it is by no means worse than Xue Ling's scheming back then. I closed my eyes, adjusted my emotions, and then smiled at Xu Hui who got up from the ground: "Excuse me, I just remembered that I can't touch a woman today. Because I believe in Buddhism, I am the first day of every month. , Do not touch a woman in the fifteenth. Today is just the first year of the new year."
Xu Hui knew that Nie Yun was making an excuse, but he didn't break it. Nodded: "It turns out that this is the case. Then the judge is at a loss. You must know that I am still a virgin."
"Your mom belongs to your dad, so if you get a bargain, you can still behave." Nie Yun cursed secretly.
"Then don't want me to sleep with you, then what do you want me to do?" Xu Hui returned to the sofa, smiling at Nie Yun.
"It's up to you, no matter what method you use, as long as it makes me happy." Nie Yun is also out of control.
Xu Hui said: "Then I will tell you a joke?"
"Your mom belongs to your dad, when I am a child?" Nie Yun thought for a while: "Let's do it with you."
Xu Hui glanced at Nie Yun and asked, "Do you want to listen to the meat jokes or the plain jokes?"
Nie Yun coughed dryly: "I don't mind if you look at it."
"Frogs and kangaroos once went to have sex, kangaroos heard the frogs all night yelling: One, two, three! One, two, three...
The next day the kangaroo asked the frog man enviously: You are so amazing, you have been doing it all night.
The frog snorted and said, "Right he is fucking, I haven't jumped into bed all night. "
Nie Yun couldn't help but burst into laughter when he listened to this nasty joke. Secretly said: "This woman is not a simple woman."
Seeing Nie Yun smiled, Xu Hui continued: "Cricket and centipede used to marry, the next day the earthworm saw the cricket with dark circles under his eyes, he laughed and asked: Did you feel bad last night
The cricket snorted and said: Damn, it's a ghost, breaking the two legs is not, and then breaking, it is not, the sun broke his feet all night. "
At this time, the performing arts company dance studio, this time has reached the historical high dynasty. Because the secret girl group began to perform the song poison. It was the dance Wufeng and Ye Tiancheng wanted to see the most when dancing the open-leg dance.
Wufeng and Ye Tiancheng sitting on the sofa, their eyes turned green, and they were listening to dynamic music and soul-eliminating songs. They stared at the thighs of the four girls, very excited.
Wufeng whispered: "The live version is not the same concept as the one on TV. It's damn tempting."
"This is to seduce us to commit a crime." Ye Tiancheng responded that there was no wind.
Windless turned his head and glanced at Ye Tiancheng, and took a random glance, only to find that Ye Tiancheng's pants had risen up. He gave a wry smile and rubbed Ye Tiancheng: "You said Brother Nie, what are you doing at this time?"
"I didn't play with women anyway." Ye Tiancheng said lowly.
No wind nodded: "That's right, it's a pity, he didn't have the good fortune to see such a hot open-leg dance."
When speaking without wind, a thought suddenly flashed, and the next moment he found out the phone and dialed Nie Yun's cell phone.
At this time, Nie Yun in the hotel room was tired of listening to jokes and stories. He lay on his back on the sofa with his feet on the coffee table, playing the game of cutting watermelon on his mobile phone, while Xu Hui was still there. Sit on the sofa opposite.
"Hey, did you listen to it?" Xu Hui said dissatisfied.
Nie Yun looked at the screen of the phone without looking up, and said casually: "It's not bad to start first, but the others are not funny. You should try another way."
"What should I change? I don't know what makes you happy." Xu Huizi looked depressed and looked at Nie Yun: "You said..."
Before Xu Hui finished speaking, Nie Yun's call came in. Nie Yun was holding the phone and pressing the answer button: "Where are you? Are you coming back tonight?"
The call came from No Wind. I only heard No Wind say in the phone: "May not be back. By the way, you are bored now, so, you come to us, now it’s hot. The secret combination is for me and Tiancheng. Sing poison and dance with open legs."
"Poison? Open legs dance?" Nie Yun didn't care about these music matters, and said with a smile for a while: "Hehe, I don't have any eyesight, I have something to do now, so be it. Come back tomorrow." Nie Yun shook. Head hung up the phone.
"Is that the poison sung by the secret?"
Nie Yun, who just hung up, heard Xu Hui's voice. I couldn't help but look up at her, nodded and said, "Yes, what's the matter?"
"You just said that you don't have a good eye to see, do you really want to go?"
Nie Yun didn't understand Xu Hui's meaning: "What do you mean?"
"I like this song very much, I can sing, and I can dance the open-leg dance inside. If this makes you happy, I will sing it for you, how about it?" Xu Hui caught Nie The essentials of cloud happiness.
Nie Yun didn't understand what an open-leg dance was. However, Wufeng said that it was very hot, and Xu Hui could still dance, so why not let her perform, anyway, it is boring now, and I want to know what those two guys are watching.
Looking at Xu Hui for a while: "Since this is the case, then you can show it to me."
"Okay." Xu Hui went to look for something beside the TV as he spoke, but found nothing.
"What are you looking for?" Nie Yun asked puzzledly.
"I have to follow the music to get into that state and play the best. But there is no CD here." Xu Hui narrowed his mouth, then looked at Nie Yun: "Wait for me, I'll go out."
"Hey" Nie Yun shouted at Xu Hui who ran out, but he had already ran away. I couldn't help but sighed, playing with his mobile phone.
Wufeng and Ye Tiancheng from the performing arts company looked very exciting. Just listen to Ye Tiancheng shouting: "Do it again!"
"What are you doing?" Wufeng whispered.
"You don't understand this. Let them dance now. If they are tired, we will be easier to clean up."
No wind is considered speechless, and he coughs lightly, then stops talking. Attentively watch the live show.
At this time, in the hotel room, Nie Yun, who was lying on his back on the sofa playing mobile games, suddenly heard the sound of running outside the door. As soon as he cast his eyes to the door, he saw Xu Hui carrying a bag and running in sweating profusely.
Seeing Xu Hui coming by the door closed, I couldn't help but look at her up and down, then looked at the phone time, and said faintly: "Go out, 20 minutes, come back with a lot of sweat, do you exercise?"