Opinions were different, Zhang Xingzhi didn't argue, and he still had a calm and confident look, which made Jiang Duoduo so angry that he didn't make a fuss. In the end, he just waved his hands and gave up on himself, saying: "You just hit your head and break your blood." Let it go, you will know when the time comes, I won't talk about your private affairs with him now, as long as you don't allow him to join the team, I won't tell your old lady."
However, Zhang Xingzhi: "I want to go."
Jiang Duoduo: "?"
Jiang Duoduo almost yelled so loudly that the whole teaching building could be heard, and tried his best to be patient and whispered: "If you don't want your heart, you will be sad, what's the matter if you don't want your life now! Just for A bell?!"
But Zhang Xingzhi just looked at the railing in front of him, slowly grasped the place where Zhong Yi held just now, and said, "It's not for Zhong Yi, this is extreme photography."
This is what Jiang Duoduo hates to hear the most every time. He patted his forehead and said: "I know you like extreme photography, but now is not the time to talk about dreams. Zhang Xingzhi, have you ever thought about your grandma, how your parents put you Left it with your grandma? Now you still want to use the same method to let your grandma send the white-haired person to the black-haired person again???"
He really didn't know who to blame now, so he took a long breath to calm down his anxiety and said, "Okay... If it's not for Zhong Yi, then tell me now what's wrong, why can't you just reject others Reject Zhong Yi?"
"Arnimae."
"What?"
Zhang Xingzhi: "I saw the storyboard they made. The filming location of "Aesthetics 2" is in Alnima."
Jiang Duoduo suddenly stopped.
Zhang Xingzhi tried to look at the man-made lake facing the teaching building in their school from the same angle as Zhong Yi, and said, "I still want to go to Al Nimei, uncle."
He hasn't called Jiang Duoduo "uncle" for a long time.
In the evening wind, the two suddenly fell silent.
In the end, it was Jiang Duoduo who spoke first, with an indescribably complicated voice: "I told your parents a long time ago that I can't control you... I knew it when I saw you bought a house and changed the gym to that, actually Since your parents passed away, no matter what we say, you have never given up the idea of going there...”
Zhang Xingzhi looked calmly: "So is Leo."
Jiang Duoduo frowned, and after thinking for a while, he could only say one sentence: "Your grandma won't agree."
"I'll tell her well when I go back this time."
"The matter between you and Zhong Yi..."
"I'll tell grandma too."
"Um… "
"Um???"
Jiang Duoduo, who originally planned to say that he would not tell the old man for the time being, was stunned and lost his temper. He shook his head and said, "You are too stubborn, just like your parents."
"So I can't escape the extreme photography." Looking at the scenery that Zhong Yi had seen just now, Zhang Xingzhi's tone was also very peaceful.
At that moment, Jiang Duoduo suddenly felt deeply powerless, and the taciturn junior beside him seemed to be saying to him: I can't escape the extreme photography, and you can't stop me, so I will definitely meet Zhong Yi.
Extreme photography is something in his bones.
When the two returned to the classroom from the corridor, Zhong Yi had already been speaking on the podium for a long time.
There is still no ppt, no blackboard, only one podium and one mouth. Leaving aside the wind, this class is his last class in this class, and after that, the only thing left is to collect homework remotely and give marks.
Zhang Xingzhi stood at the familiar place at the back door, as if seeing him in the classroom for the first time, looking in through the glass on the door, Jiang Duoduo sighed again with his concentration.
Sometimes looking at Zhong Yi, he couldn't help but speak for Zhang Xingzhi in his heart.
After all, such a person, who can not love it.
Jiang Duoduo couldn't help shaking his head again and said, "Just do it yourself, Mr. Zhong will teach you how to be a human being."
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, all the students in the classroom all turned their heads to look in their direction, burst into laughter, and caught the two peeking outside the door, if they hadn't followed closely Zhong Yi on the podium was so frightened that Jiang Duoduo almost thought that he just spoke too loudly, and all the children inside heard it.
He wondered, "He didn't look this way, how did he know we were here?"
Zhang Xingzhi responded indifferently: "He just knows."
Jiang Duoduo: "..."
All right, you two just know everything.
Ignoring Jiang Duoduo again, Zhang Xingzhi pushed the door into the classroom, and heard Zhong Yi's "innuendo" joke about his height, so he understood what the children were laughing at just now.
"I roughly took a look. It seems that there are not many boys in our class who are particularly tall. They should be considered short by girls, especially under the backdrop of Teacher Zhang." Zhong Yi raised his glasses and still smiled. , "But it's really unnecessary to be as tall as your teacher Zhang."
"Generally speaking, tall people are prone to cardiovascular problems as soon as they are over thirty-five years old, and the probability of myocardial infarction will be much higher. For high-risk surgeries such as heart bypass and heart stent, the height They are generally not short." As he spoke, Zhong Yi turned his gaze to Zhang Xingzhi who was in the corner of the first row, and said with a smile, "Besides, the average life expectancy of Mr. Zhang who is 187 will be five years less than that of someone who is 177 like me. Girls in class lived longer than boys when they were five years old, but after beating the girls in our class, they found a tall boyfriend who was only three years older than me, and they will be widowed for more than ten years in the future."
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After finishing speaking, there was an uproar in the class, clamoring that they had improved their knowledge again.
But this is not over yet, Zhong Yi said again: "Although if you want to have a son in the future, you can find a taller boy with a higher probability, but 60% of tall boys are prone to violence."
- "!!!!!!"
Zhong Yi: "So actually it's good to be like your dean Jiang, 169, if there are no accidents, there is basically no life-threatening in this regard."
Jiang Duoduo, who was suddenly issued a life insurance card: "???"
- "Hahahahaha"
- "Old Ginger: Large Public Execution Scene"
In summary, Zhong Yiyou leisurely gave the final conclusion that everyone should consider all aspects in the future, and stop pursuing too much to find a tall boy like Teacher Zhang to fall in love.
- "Mr. Zhong: Wouldn't it be nice to be shorter?"
- "My heart is instantly balanced"
- "I carry a handle, but it doesn't affect my taking notes"
-"Speak to the meat, Lao Zhang: My knee doesn't hurt"
- "Damn, I'm 183 and I've started to faintly feel arrhythmia, what should I do?"
- "It's comfortable, 179, which I have been struggling with for nineteen years, was cured by Mr. Zhong today"
-"Look for me if you have an irregular heartbeat, I'm 171, I can help you by four to five centimeters"
As one of the few in the class whose height is over 183, Wang Siheng is very determined, not worried at all, and waved his hands and said: "After listening for a long time, I finally understand what you want to say."
Zhong Yi raised his eyebrows: "What do I want to say?"
Wang Siheng grinned: "Don't you just want to tell the girls in our class not to think about Lao Zhang, look at you."
The whole class: "Pfft—"
Zhong Yi was laughed out of anger.
- "applause.jpg"
-"I'm really Resby, the cub is worthy of being a cub"
-"Mr. Zhong let me see what is the authentic cheating dog killing (qiang.jpg)"
- "Old Zhang is stable"
- "Stupidly, I thought Mr. Zhong dissed Lao Zhang because of a quarrel"
-"I was naive, this is the taste of adults (呲牙.jpg)"
As a result, Wang Siheng was called out by Zhong Yi without any hesitation: "Squad leader, do you think the college entrance examination is particularly difficult?"
Wang Siheng, who was hit by an arrow in his knee, blinked: "Does this also have something to do with height?"
"Yes." Zhong Yi leaned on the podium with his elbows, stepped on the edge of the podium with his feet, and said, "Boys who are too tall will have a harder time supplying blood to the brain than us, and they will start to faint after an hour in the math test." , so there will be relatively less good reading.”
Wang Siheng felt that his three views had been refreshed, and said dully: "Fuck, I suffered from being uneducated again. If I had known that my grades were not good, there was a scientific basis. I wouldn't have suffered so many beatings..."
The classroom burst into laughter again.
- "It's okay to get dizzy due to insufficient blood supply in the exam hahahahaha"
-"I recalled it carefully, and it seems that few of the top few in my high school are tall"
- "I just want to know, what is there that Mr. Zhong doesn't know"
- "I'm really curious about whether Lao Zhang's grades were good before, hahahahaha"
As a result, as soon as the bubbles popped out, Zhong Yi seemed to have detected it in real time. He looked in Zhang Xingzhi's direction again, and teased, "Does Teacher Zhang have any rebuttals? Did you get good grades when you were studying?"
Zhang Xingzhi didn't make a sound yet, but Dean Jiang, who was sitting at the back, made a sound, humming: "One teacher Zhou is enough to teach nonsense, why are you teaching nonsense, Teacher Zhong? Don't think that you are the only one who has taught Peking University, our Teacher Zhang is also the same, when the college entrance examination exceeded the first line by 8|90 points, the regional bonus points policy was almost useless, and the handwriting was beautiful."
The class exploded in an instant, even if Mr. Zhong is from Peking University, why is Lao Zhang also? !
Even Zhong Yi couldn't help raising his eyebrows and asked, "Are you also from Peking University?"
Zhang Xingzhi simply nodded, while Jiang Duoduo was still blowing hard at the back of the classroom, his nostrils wishing to point his nostrils straight up to the sky: "At that time, Teacher Zhang had been studying locally in his hometown in Yun County, and the educational resources in the mountains were poor, let alone Peking University. , Few are admitted to college. Even if the educational resources are gradually improving now, Yun County has only produced one 985 for Mr. Zhang in so many years."
The students were amazed.
-"Old Zhang has been with us for so long, but he has never heard of it"
Zhong Yi stared at Zhang Xingzhi's wooden face that hides his merits and fame every day, and couldn't help but "tsk", and said with his lips curled up: "You said, how can you, Mr. Zhang, be able to hide so well? What else we don't know What a surprise...”
Wang Siheng waved his hands and said again: "I told you that old Zhang is proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, it's Mr. Zhong that you didn't take it to heart!"
Many winking people below agreed: "That is, you will go out with us next week to collect folk songs, and go back to your hometown with Teacher Zhang, and you will know everything!"
"Must know more—more than we do!"
"Let Teacher Zhang take more photos for you, you will know if you take two more photos."
"What the hell is a photo shoot, a heart-to-heart exchange hahahahaha!"
Hearing the laughter of the children beside him, the veins on Jiang Duoduo's forehead jumped when he saw it, and he almost wrote "this group of monkeys who don't smoke" directly on his face.
As a result, he finally waited until get out of class was over, and was about to do some sabotage, when Zhong Yi stood on the podium and said: "Actually, I have no opinion at all about Caifeng, but your dean seems to be particularly worried about whether Teacher Zhang can guarantee my safety, which is a bit uncomfortable." Wanted me so badly."
Jiang Duoduo: "???"
Zhong Yi raised his lips and raised his glasses: "You can think of a way now, and see how you can persuade him."
In the blink of an eye, Jiang Duoduo, who was about to sprint 100 meters to the podium, was completely blocked by students, surrounded by the voices of children chattering.
"Lao Jiang can't beat mandarin ducks with a stick!"
"Ms. Zhong has only given us a few lessons, and we can make up some more by gathering together, and you don't need to spend more money, that's great."
"Look, let Mr. Zhong go, maybe we can train a few more future heat flow masters."
Hearing this, Dean Jiang, who got the life insurance card based on his height, finally couldn't hold back his words: "You are beautiful, Mr. Zhang's hot flow master was named by Mr. Zhong, where did you get the training?"
As Jiang Duoduo said, he still didn’t forget to step on his feet and look out, but he couldn’t break through in the end, and he could only hear Zhong Yi’s slow voice coming into the wall: “The last one to leave the classroom remember to close the door and turn off the lights. The teacher is leaving first."
Jiang Duoduo: "..."
Sure enough, with Zhong Yi's nature of vengeance, that is, he said that he would not be angry with him, but in fact, there would be no less people who should retaliate...
When it was over, Jiang Duoduo wanted to settle accounts with Zhou Rui, who gave him a bad idea, but he still couldn't find anyone. He didn't reply to messages, and he didn't answer the phone calls. The more he thought about it, the more angry he got, and finally he went to bed and was going to sleep. In my heart, I despise the love brain of young people nowadays, and they don't care about one or two partners.
Forget about Zhang Xingzhi, why even Zhou Rui has started now, his child is just a high school student who doesn't know how old he is... Wait!
Dean Jiang, who took it for granted that Zhou Rui was messing with someone and disappeared, suddenly realized that this was not a trick played by Zhong Yi and Zhang Xingzhi in cooperation with that little bastard Zhou Rui in order to solve himself with the help of the students!
On the other side, Zhong Yi, who was sitting in the co-pilot, casually replied to Zhou Rui's message. The first thing he did after arriving at Zhang Xingzhi's house was to take a shower.
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Arnimai: Where I'm talking nonsense, don't bother looking for prototypes.