The otaku Yue Yang saw a figure flying by in the sky, he raised his neck and shouted: "Honey, come out and see God!" The figure flying with a sword on the top flickered, as if it was about to fall, and classmate Yue Yang yelled again: "Dude, don't fly too fast, your trousers are not chained properly!"
The man above fell headfirst...
Student Yue Yang didn't care how he fell, so he ran to pick up the shining golden flying sword, and shouted at the same time: "Master, flying swords are treasures, and throwing them around will pollute the environment. What if they hit a child? Even if there is no , It’s not good to hit flowers and plants, and I will keep it for you! What is this? A small Qiankun bag? How can you hang a rag bag around your waist for a wise and powerful immortal like you, Master? I will keep it for you Already!"
The old Taoist who fell from the sky almost didn't spit blood. After living for thousands of years, this was the first time he encountered such a shameless person who mistakenly recognized his master.
"Master, apprentice, I have reached the age of marriage, but I have no partner yet. I wonder if you have a granddaughter? It doesn't matter if you are a loli, I am not too picky!" Yue Yang smiled lasciviously, and finally, the irritated old Taoist He kicked his ass in the air and yelled, "Get out, get out of here!"
Just like that, student Yue Yang traveled through...
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"Ah, my eyes moved, I woke up, Brother Xiaosan woke up." Before Yue Yang opened his eyes, he heard a clear and clear child's voice like a silver bell ringing in his ears.
"Shuang'er, don't be rude to brother..." Then, a gentle, virtuous, motherly woman's voice was heard scolding softly with a bit of doting.
Yue Yang opened his eyes, and found that the old Taoist priest was gone, and what came into view was a lively, lovely and elf-like little girl. This little girl is about six or seven years old, she is a pink and tender little lolita, wearing a short willow gown with light green in the lake, revealing two white lotus root arms, and her hair is tied with red thread on both sides in thin braids, hanging down long, On that light white and slippery little wrist, there was a single silver ring, on which hung three silver bells the size of fingertips.
The little girl reached out her hand mischievously, wanting to pinch Yue Yang's nose.
As soon as she stretched out her white orchid-like catkin, there was a jingle of bells, which complemented her crisp laughter.
Why
Yue Yang was surprised, could this little girl be the precious granddaughter of the old Taoist priest? The best loli! Just as he was about to make fun of it, he suddenly saw a pair of white arms stretched out from behind, gently grabbing the naughty little girl, angrily knocking down her fleshy little hands, as punishment for being naughty, and then hugging her dotingly into his arms . The little girl was not afraid at all, she still thought it was fun, giggling non-stop, while making funny faces at Yue Yang very cutely, very airy. Yue Yang focused his attention on the past and took a closer look, when he saw the woman behind the little girl, he sighed secretly.
God, the best wife...
Sitting opposite Yue Yang was a beautiful young woman in her thirties.
She has clear eyebrows, a face as bright as the moon, a pair of water-cut pupils, as clear as a spring, and the corners of her lips are slightly curved, smiling in joy, demure, with gentleness like water.
The black hair was combed from the back, and the clouds were pulled high, with only a lavender and black wooden cloud pattern phoenix hairpin inserted on it, simple and elegant, yet generous. Looking at it as a whole, it seems that her face is pure and clear, and her aura is concealed. Coupled with the sky blue and white pan-bottomed long skirt, and the bright wrists and jade arms hugging the little girl, Yue Yang really feels a lot of emotion in his heart .
If anyone can marry such a woman, what more can a husband ask for!
Seeing Yue Yang woke up, the beautiful woman put away her smile, and her jade face showed a sad and self-blame expression: "San'er, don't be so nonsense in the future. Who gave you the courage to throw yourself into the river if you can't think about it. Fortunately, you saved him this time. And, otherwise, you teach me... You teach me how to have the face to explain to my sister? When my sister entrusted you to my care, then Si Niang is your mother. Saner, over the years, Si Niang has never been willing to fight After you, you made a mistake this time. If you don't let you remember today's lesson, Si Niang will lose her sister's entrustment. Next month, when your fourth uncle comes back, you can go and get one from him. Tap the stick!"
The little girl wrinkled her lovely nose, and imitated: "Go and get a stick, smack, smack, your ass will bloom!"
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When Yue Yang heard that he was sweating madly, how could he not think about throwing himself into the river
Where is this? Where did the old Taoist kick herself, did she admit the wrong person
A strange thought flashed through his mind: Could there be a person who looks very similar to himself, who fell into the river at the same time as himself, and then the beautiful woman fished him out, while the unlucky ghost fed the fish? What about shrimp
When I thought of this, my forehead was dripping with sweat.
This misunderstanding is really big enough!
The time-traveling man was afraid of revealing his flaws, he didn't dare to say it was a misunderstanding, let alone ask where this place is.
If the other party finds out that he is not her baby San'er at all, maybe he will immediately turn his face and throw himself into the river again, then it will be over.
The beautiful woman saw classmate Yue Yang's face was tense, beads of sweat were dripping from his forehead, and his face was blushing. She seemed ashamed, but she was immediately happy, thinking that the child had repented, so she couldn't help but slow down a lot: "San Er, you know It's good to make mistakes. Young people are not afraid of making mistakes, but they are afraid of not correcting them. Si Niang saw you growing up, and knew that you are not the kind of person who doesn't care about the seriousness. It's just that Miss Xue's divorce made you angry. Only when you are blocked for a while will you do such a stupid thing. San'er, although Miss Xue's family is good, but her heart is no longer on you, even if you retire, if the husband and wife can't share weal and woe and help each other in adversity, then it's better not to Getting married! Thinking about our Yue family, one of the four major families, there are so many women in the world, can't we pick out a good girl?"
"Yes..." Yue Yang decided to pretend to be the unlucky guy who drowned in the river first, hesitate to go there, and slip away when he has a chance.
"San'er, you know it's good to think like this, and Si Niang will feel at ease." The beautiful woman originally planned to spend a lot of time trying to persuade her, but she didn't expect that after the child died once, she would figure it out, and she felt that she was really an ancestor. spirit.
After a few words of comfort, the beautiful woman told Yue Yang to rest well.
She let go of the little girl and stood up, as if preparing to leave the room.
Yue Yang secretly screamed in his heart that it was dangerous, he was lucky to hide it from the past, and now he has to find a way to sneak away, otherwise if the guy who threw himself into the river does not drown and comes back again, then everything will have to be exposed.
The beautiful woman led the little girl to the door, and suddenly she turned her head and asked, "San'er, tell me, are you really not going to do stupid things anymore? You are soft-tempered on the outside and strong on the inside, and you are easy-going on the outside." , You are stubborn in your heart, I know it, don't wait for me to leave, and you think stupidly again... You really won't do stupid things anymore, will you?"
"No, no!" Yue Yang shook his head like a rattle.
How could he commit suicide? I still want to seek revenge from the old Taoist priest!
Seeing the serious expression on Yue Yang's face, the beautiful woman immediately comforted her a bit: "Si Niang believes in you, San Er, you must never do stupid things again, your parents are gone, and your fourth uncle has no children. It's virtue that has no blessings, Bing'er's life is bitter, Shuang'er is young, your father and your fourth uncle are the follow-up incense, now you are the only one, you must remember this!"
Yue Yang was sweating wildly, thinking that it would be impossible to rely on me, I am not your third son, your third son must have been fed fish and shrimp, the issue of incense, I am afraid it is too much!
Of course, I dare not say that in my mouth, I can only nod in agreement.
The little girl seemed to feel that the room was boring, so she let go of the beautiful woman's hands, jumped out of the door, and ran away in a hurry.
The beautiful woman called out twice, seeing that the little girl didn't listen, she decided to chase her back, and said to Yue Yang worriedly before leaving the house: "San Er, don't be discouraged, your fourth uncle is stupid, he was born before the age of twenty. The contract was only successful in the last month of the year. Don’t you still have three months? You have gritted your teeth and survived for so many years. It’s not the end yet. Are you going to give up? There is no one in the Yue family who can’t make a contract with the book Yes, I believe Si Niang, you are no exception... I think, it is possible that your father and mother jointly sealed this summoning book back then. They didn't want you to succeed in the contract prematurely, and they didn't want you to be proud and complacent. Practice your will, otherwise, with the talent you showed when you were young, how can you not contract the treasure book? Believe Si Niang, you have the blood inheritance from your father and your mother, and you will definitely be the best person, you It will definitely succeed, don't be discouraged, and don't be too restless... "
Contract book
What is the summoning tome
Maybe that ugly man has a good blood, but he is not him, he is just an ordinary otaku.
If there is something good about me, it might be that I am particularly good at playing games, especially erotic games produced by an island country.
Yue Yang didn't know what kind of book he wanted to contract, but he could guess a little bit now after listening to the beautiful woman's words. He guessed that the reason why the poor man who looked very similar to himself threw himself into the river was because he was desperate.
First of all, the miserable man had no father or mother, and then he failed to make any contract, and was divorced. He felt that life was miserable, so he threw himself into the river.
What's even more tragic is that he threw himself into the river, and it wasn't him who was fished out, but himself who looked a lot like him... In the end, he brought him back to this room, and the miserable man who had suffered eighteen lifetimes of misfortune , It is estimated that it has traveled to the bottom of the sea for free now.
The only thing Yue Yang couldn't figure out was why he fell into the river
Did he let the old Taoist kick him into the river
Why did he kick himself into the river? Doesn't this old guy want to be reborn instead of that miserable man
Thinking of this, student Yue Yang immediately sweated profusely on his forehead.
This is a big joke...
"San'er, take a good rest first, Si Niang thinks this way in her heart, even if you fail to make the contract book, it is still my San'er, and I will treat you as my own son. Even if I spend all my wealth, I will find a way to let you You have a future. Your fourth uncle doesn't like to make a sound, but he also means it in his heart. San'er, you can rest at ease, maybe you will be enlightened that day, and the contract will be successful." The beautiful woman told Yue Yang to take a good rest, Turn around and go out.
Yue Yang was very moved when he heard what she said.
Although she didn't care about herself, but she was really kind to that ugly man, and suddenly felt that the ugly man was an idiot before throwing himself into the river!
How many good stepmothers are there in this world
He didn't cherish that poor man, but instead threw himself into the river for a boring fiancee, he deserved to drown! Yue Yang felt unbalanced in his heart. He wanted someone to care about him, but he didn't have one yet!
He watched the beautiful woman go out, and sighed secretly in his heart, he wished he was that kind of third son, what a good fourth mother, it's a pity that he is not a bad boy!
After lying back on the bed, his eyes casually glanced at the desk, and he was immediately attracted by a huge metal book.
This book seems to be made of bronze, the color is ancient, solid and thick, it is two or three times larger than ordinary books and periodicals, and there are mysterious ancient patterns all over the body.
When Yue Yang saw it, he felt a strange feeling of being invisible attracted by it.
As if there is some kind of silent thing calling to me silently, that feeling is like just installing a long-awaited game, and I can’t wait to click it with the mouse... Yue Yang subconsciously stretched out his hand, wanting to touch this A strange metal book. Unexpectedly, as soon as his finger touched it, the book shone with a dazzling golden light.
The whole room is filled with golden light, and it is plated with a piece of golden yellow.
And Yue Yang couldn't help but block the light with his other hand in such a brilliant light, almost unable to open his eyes.
In an instant, there seemed to be countless knowledge rushing into his mind crazily, and it was still a kind of unreasonable force. Before Yue Yang had time to react, he found that his head had been filled with countless knowledge, and it was glowing. On the other side of the giant bronze book, there is still a steady stream of knowledge.
It seemed that I understood countless things at once in my heart, but it seemed that I was not enlightened, I failed to grasp a certain central point, and I couldn't be sure what I really figured out.
Now Yue Yang is in a state of contradictions where he seems to understand but not understand, seems to understand but not to understand, and seems to understand but not to understand.
In the body, because of this mutation, something seemed to be awakened.
There is a mysterious energy dormant in the body, it moves like life, and it also emits a song like the sound of nature, which makes Yue Yang's soul tremble.
He couldn't hear it in his ears, but Yue Yang could clearly 'hear' it in his heart, and there was indeed a mysterious energy calling him in his body. However, I couldn't figure out what it meant at all, and I could barely feel the call of that mysterious energy, which was incomparable, more melodious and fascinating than the singing of the sounds of nature I had heard. That kind of call is so beautiful that it can make the soul tremble, just like hearing the call of his mother hugging him when he was sick when he was young, thousands of words can't describe it... At the same time, in the conscious world of his mind, Yue Yang found that there was a sparkling The flying sword is spinning automatically, so mysterious that it is indescribable.
The flying sword seems to be held by a nine-day fairy, and she seems to be singing and dancing, roaming freely in the void.
This, what is going on
The golden light that filled the room slowly faded in Yue Yang's shock, and finally returned to a spot of light, only flickering between Yue Yang's fingers connected with the giant metal book.
After the mysterious energy called, it fell silent, and the gleaming flying sword gradually disappeared without a trace. Yue Yang withdrew from his consciousness and returned to reality. He was surprised to find that his fingers were gleaming...
Yue Yang was stunned, retracted his fingers, and the golden light suddenly disappeared.
And the bronze book, which looked extremely heavy, unexpectedly lifted up in the air miraculously, and automatically floated in front of him. Now it gives Yue Yang the feeling that it is no longer a heavy metal book, but more like a part of his body connected by blood, as if it is an extension of his arm!
At the door, stood a beautiful woman with tears streaming down her face.
She stood leaning against the door, supporting her trembling body with her hands excitedly. She was so weak at this moment that she almost fell to the ground.
Even though she saw everything in front of her eyes, there was still unbelievable surprise on her face, and tears flowed down like a fountain, dripping and staining her clothes.
"San'er, you, you have successfully contracted the Summoning Book? This, is this true? Si Niang is not dreaming, right? The ancestors have spirits, this is really the blessing of the ancestors! Sister, San'er, he contracted the Book of Summoning, Did you see it in the sky? I said earlier that San’er is not a waste, he is not! Thank you to the ancestors of the Yue family for their blessings, the great-great-grandson’s daughter-in-law thanked you on behalf of San’er, thank you ancestors for not abandoning my family’s San’er... " The beautiful woman knelt on the ground for a long time, her excitement was uncontrollable, and she kowtowed heavily to thank her ancestors.
Her clean forehead suddenly turned red, and was also stained with the black plaster on the ground.
But the beautiful woman didn't know the pain at all, she still kowtowed ecstatically.
Yue Yang quickly jumped up and rushed to help the fourth lady up. Although he was a counterfeit, he moved the beautiful woman a little.
At the door, the little girl came back at some time, holding a big red windmill in her hand, tilting her head: "Mom, why are you crying?"