"Ah, in fact, she is my wife, and she already has my baby in her stomach, and she never dared to tell you." Yue Yang pretended that I was a heartless person.
"..." The mysterious beauty was stunned.
"Hahahahaha!" City Lord Luohua was stunned for a few seconds, then broke out into a burst of distinctive laughter, laughing until his shoulders shrugged and the flowers trembled, and finally he even burst into tears. He patted Yue Yang's shoulder with his small hand, Suppressing a smile, she said, "She's still a virgin, how can she have a baby? Can your jokes be made funnier?"
"My lord, how do you know she's a virgin?" Yue Yang asked pretending to be stupid.
"Didn't you notice that she and I both have that nice-smelling virgin body fragrance? Let me tell you, classmate Yue Yang, if you want to lie, you have to look at who you are!" City Lord Luo Hua laughed.
"It really smells like a virgin, let me smell it!" Yue Yang leaned over to the mysterious beauty.
"Smell your head!" The book of mysterious beauty beat Yue Yang to the ground.
"I found out, your bastard's skin is thicker than the city wall." City Lord Luo Hua leaned over, smiled and lifted Yue Yang's chin with his little finger, and his lips moved a few centimeters away from Yue Yang's lips, exhaling like blue, and his movements were very smooth Ambiguous: "Actually, you don't need to be nervous. It doesn't matter what kind of relationship you have with her. I just care a little bit about the lifelong happiness of my future captain of the personal guard. Don't get me wrong!"
"I have misunderstood... Ah no, I mean I want to misunderstand, no, I mean the misunderstanding has been resolved, I am not nervous!" Yue Yang was a little incoherent.
"Your heart seems to be beating a little fast?" City Mistress Luohua seemed to have a narrow smile in his eyes.
"This proves that my vitality is strong." In this posture, student Yue Yang could see a touch of whiteness in the collar of Luohua City Lord's brocade robe. Under such circumstances, if the heartbeat does not speed up, then it must be Dongfang Invincible.
"Your face is also a little red?" City Mistress Luohua asked again.
"It proves that I am in good health and look good!" Student Yue Yang replied fluently.
"Why is the tip of the nose still sweating?" City Master Luo Hua gently blew a puff of fragrance on Yue Yang's face, almost melting the bones of classmate Yue Yang.
Flirting in this ambiguous posture, if the heart doesn't beat, the face doesn't turn red, the ears don't feel hot, and the tip of the nose doesn't sweat, then unless Yue Yang has changed his name to Liu Xiahui. The most terrible thing is that there is a mysterious beauty watching by the side. The double stimulation makes people very uncomfortable. Several times, classmate Yue Yang was ready to simply knock down one of them, anyway, it would not be bad to knock down any girl.
However, he was greedy enough.
I think they are all good girls, and I can't give it to others cheaply, I have to pay for it myself.
Of course, it will be even more difficult to win all of them, so Yueyang students can't act too wolf, they have to pretend to be a gentleman to lower their vigilance.
Yue Yang said very positively: "The tip of the nose is sweating, that's because the weather is too hot!"
As soon as this sentence was finished, a gust of cold wind blew the sky full of broken snow.
fluttering down...
The mysterious beauty turned around suddenly, sneezed so small that even mosquitoes would not be scared away, and muttered to herself, "The weather is indeed too hot!"
"Don't be afraid, my clothes are warm!" When Yue Yang saw the opportunity to be courteous, he quickly jumped up, took off the outer fur coat, and wrapped it around the body of the mysterious beauty.
"You are so proficient in this movement..." City Master Luo Hua looked Yue Yang up and down, and asked with a smile: "Can you take off another one?"
"If you take it off again, you'll be naked, but if you want it, of course I'll give it to you. Is it okay if the pants haven't been washed for half a month?" Yue Yang was about to take off his pants.
"Who cares about it!" City Master Luo Hua reached out and touched the fur coat on the mysterious beauty, and said something so suddenly that Yue Yang's darling almost jumped out of fright. City Lord Luohua seemed to have no intention of doing so, and said in surprise: "This skin is the dragon skin? It's the flying dragon I fought with you in the castle in the sky last time, right? The leather is pretty good, I didn't expect it to be made so soon!"
"You went to the castle in the air with her to fight the flying dragon?" This time it was the turn of the mysterious beauty to stare at Yue Yang with a knife-like gaze.
"Absolutely not. The flying dragons she fought with City Lord Luohua last time, because the two old men are too particular, haven't finished yet. This is the venom flying dragon that I went to fight with the silly girl Sissy and the eagle. ..." Student Yue Yang hastily defended without money.
When the two girls heard this, they immediately showed a look of sudden realization: "Ah, it turned out that they fought with Princess Sissi!"
Yue Yang was sweating profusely, it's over, how did he pull Princess Sissi out.
Now, it's really hard to wash.
Seeing that the eyes of the two women turned into knives, Yue Yang immediately raised his hands in surrender: "You two beauties, don't get me wrong, I actually have nothing to do with Princess Sissi. Although I went to Yingming Canyon with her Fighting monsters, but I didn't molested her halfway, and I didn't touch her chest. I didn't know that her breasts were bigger than both of you, and I didn't know her waist... In short, I am very good. I haven't done it, and I don't know anything!"
"Go on." City Mistress Luohua began to accumulate aurora in his hand.
"I seem to be able to trust you!" The mysterious beauty was also preparing to summon the ice storm.
"God, I'm really innocent... Who can prove it to me? Hui Tailang, tell me, I'm innocent!" Yue Yang was about to cry to death, why did the description get darker? Upon hearing the master's words, Big Big Wolf immediately used the newly learned foreign language, meowed once, and then nodded proudly, proving the master's innocence.
Student Yue Yang fell down.
City Lord Luohua and the mysterious beauty clapped their hands, and praised with a sneer, "That's right, even pets are trained to help you lie."
Yue Yang was dizzy, and explained sweatingly: "I really didn't do anything to Princess Sissi, that silly girl can stare at people with a rouge tiger, it's scary, and she can cut people with a sword, she's so fierce, it's not as good as You are gentle, how could I dare to tease her? She teased me in turn, it’s almost the same, I really have nothing to do with her, God can testify for me!"
"I can also testify for him." Behind Yue Yang, a clear voice sounded, affirming very sincerely: "He really didn't do anything to me, except riding on my body and tearing up all my clothes outside."
Huh
As soon as Yue Yang turned his head, he suddenly found that Princess Sissi, the swordsman Yujie, was standing behind him.
He thought he was dazzled and rubbed his eyes.
In the end, I found out that it was not a hallucination, and I was sweating profusely.
City Master Luo Hua asked curiously: "What happens after you tear up your clothes?"
"He stretched out his wolf claws..." Princess Sissi, who was dressed in silver armor, nodded frankly, admitting the fact that she was attacked by Yue Yang's wolf hand.
"No, I was just luring a carrion crow, I promise I didn't touch it!" Yue Yang hurriedly defended himself.
"Yes, he didn't touch it." Princess Sissy affirmed Yue Yang's defense again, nodded and said: "He stretched out his wolf claws to catch..."
"What happens after the wolf's claws are caught?" At this moment, the mysterious beauty asked suddenly.
"Nothing happened after I caught it, no, I didn't catch it, and nothing happened after that, no, the enemy appeared, we were too busy to deal with the enemy, and we didn't have time to do anything else!" Yue Yang recalled, that day he pressed Princess Sissi, and the wolf claws Stretch down, did you really catch it? I was so nervous at the time, it felt as if I had really touched it, but my memory was not very clear, did I catch it myself? Student Yue Yang couldn't be sure, he felt the whole process was muddled.
"Well, the enemy is coming, about two hours later..." Princess Sissi's words are too easy to misunderstand, the enemy will come after two hours, so I have done everything that should be done, and what should not be done, Probably did too!
"What did you do in the past two hours?" City Mistress Luo Hua asked.
"I didn't do anything!" Yue Yang felt that, let alone them, even he didn't believe it.
"Is there any discomfort in your body?" The mysterious beauty asked, seeming to doubt whether Princess Sissi is the baby of classmate Yue Yang.
"Health is fine, but after that, it hurts for several days!" Princess Sissy's words made Yue Yang fall to the ground, if Jun Wuyou heard these words, he would probably cut off his head. Good guy, these words are too ambiguous, it is clearly implying that she was forced by him, so it hurts for several days... Yue Yang felt that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to clean up, and besides, there is no Yellow River to jump into in Longteng Continent.
"Well, I admit, I wanted to do that in my heart, but I didn't dare to do it..." Yue Yang felt that if he didn't tell the truth, he would have to prepare a will and an epitaph.
"I don't think this prisoner's confession is very credible." City Master Luo Hua was like a stern judge.
"What's the reason why you didn't dare to do it?" The mysterious beauty questioned her, like a lawyer.
"Cowardly." Yue Yang replied like this.
"Well, I can prove that his courage is very small, only a little bigger than the sky." Princess Sissi, the swordsman Yujie, helped more and more, and she made all the troubles.
"The sentence can be pronounced." The appearance of City Master Luohua seemed to be preparing to sentence Yue Yang to death.
"Wait a minute, I want to say my last words." Yue Yang coughed lightly and cleared his throat: "I regret it very much. When three beauties lay in front of me one after another, there was an opportunity to be easily pushed down. I missed it, and now I regret it .If God gives me three more chances, I will sincerely tell those three beauties that I want to be pushed down, and each person will be pushed down 10,000 times!"
The world quiets down.
Student Yue Yang breathed a sigh of relief, he should be fine.
Although I want to overthrow it, but it has not become a reality, this should not be a crime of death.
After a few seconds, the mysterious beauty suddenly spoke, giving Yue Yang an urge to commit suicide. Only now did he realize that neither City Lord Luo Hua nor Princess Sissy was his natural enemy. Know the mysterious beauty!
Only she is his true nemesis!
"Besides me and City Lord Luohua, who is the other girl who fainted in front of you?" The mysterious beauty asked a very important question.
"I'll hack you to death, you evil sister-in-law!" Princess Sissi suddenly realized, obviously, these three girls had no part of her own, and she had never fainted in front of him. Although she was pushed down, she was sober at the time. of. Then the third girl who fainted in his arms might be Yue Bing... Princess Sissy became furious when she thought about it, she raised her huge sword, ready to cut someone.
"Wait, I remember that there is also a female thief who is a head shorter than you, but very slender." City Mistress Luo Hua pointed to the mysterious beauty and recalled.
"Ah, you are talking about Brother Yi Nan!" The mysterious beauty seems to know more about Yue Yang than City Lord Luo Hua and Princess Sissi put together.
When Yue Yang heard it, he fell to the ground with a bang.
She even knows this, is this girl just following her every day
Seeing that the eyes of the three girls were like knives, Yue Yang quickly shook his head and waved his hands: "Misunderstanding, I didn't know Brother Yi Nan was a girl, my friendship with Yi Nan is pure..."
The mysterious beauty suddenly took out a jade pendant and handed it to Yue Yang: "I picked it up after I finished fighting Zijinhou last time, please use this jade pendant from Baihua Valley to explain the great and pure friendship between you and Brother Yinan " Yue Yang almost vomited blood, how did this jade pendant get into her hands? No wonder the two days of picking up girls were not going well. It turned out that this lucky jade pendant was lost.
The three girls all looked at Yue Yang, curious to see what else he could say at this time.