"Extremely boring!" The bright-eyed thief brushed away Yue Yang's big hand, stood up, turned his head and left.
"How can it be boring? Love between men and women, love between two people, romantic lingering, this is the most meaningful thing in the world!" Yue Yang hurriedly chased him out, and while following the bright-eyed thief, he laughed loudly: "Brother, don't Sorry, if you don’t know how to do intercourse, I can teach you! Although I don’t have much experience, we can study it together slowly... If you have something to say, don’t use a dagger!”
The bright-eyed thief was so angry that he stopped in his tracks.
With a wave of his hand, a gleaming dagger flashed.
Yue Yang saw the dagger resting on his neck, and quickly raised his hands obediently to express his surrender.
"Get out, I'm not the same kind of person as you!" The bright-eyed thief resisted the urge not to kill this kid, and squeezed out a sentence through the gap between the little white teeth.
"No way? You don't like women?" Yue Yang's expression was exaggerated: "Couldn't you be the legendary man?"
"What is a subject?" The bright-eyed thief couldn't understand.
"In this world, there are two types of 'offensive' and 'defensive'. Attacking means those who are in charge of plowing and sowing, doing hard work; defending is different. Shou is responsible for enjoying and moaning. It's a comfortable job... Oh, don't hit me!" Before Yue Yang finished speaking, the bright-eyed thief punched him in the face.
"I warn you, if you see me in the future, you will take the initiative to get away, or I will kill you!" The bright-eyed thief was very angry, but Yue Yang admitted that this guy looks pretty good when he is angry.
Some people in the world are like this, whether they are smiling or angry, they look very good-looking.
People can't help but like it when they see it.
On the contrary, some people are different. Whether they are laughing or angry, they look very disgusting. People look at them, except for vomiting or vomiting. After watching for a long time, they will have the urge to hit the wall and commit suicide. Student Yue Yang felt that this bright-eyed thief belonged to the former kind of small-looking and good-looking, and belonged to the kind that became more likable the more he looked at it. When he saw the bright-eyed thief angry, he didn't feel scared, but smiled even more happily: "Don't worry, I will hide away. Because, I'm afraid that you, the slave boy, will fall in love with me!"
The bright-eyed thief originally wanted to kick Yue Yang and leave, but when he heard him say this, he immediately felt that the kid in front of him was crazy.
"What did you say? I will like you?" The bright-eyed thief couldn't believe his ears.
"Of course, an outstanding and handsome man like me is very popular among beautiful women and handsome men. Seeing the car, the three mountains and five mountains, everyone knows, everyone knows, the invincible player in the world, the jade-faced little wolf who is surrounded by pear blossoms and begonias, but I only like beautiful women, and I have no feelings for beautiful men, so please don’t be casual Like me!" Yue Yang raised his face narcissistically, with his nose up to the sky, ecstatic.
"..." The bright-eyed thief heard this, and almost fell to the ground.
It's not like I haven't seen a narcissistic person before, but this is the first time I've seen such a narcissistic person.
Compared with this kid's face, the city wall of Baishi City is like a piece of thin paper. The bright-eyed thief estimated that even if all the narcissists in the world were gathered together and kneaded into one person, and compared with the kid in front of him, I believe that the level of narcissism is not one-tenth of his!
The bright-eyed thief was glad that he was not a narcissist, otherwise, in front of this kid, he would very likely commit suicide with a dagger because of inferiority...
God knows, how could such a pervert be born in the world.
That's right, apart from pervert, no adjectives can accurately describe this smirking, lustful and narcissistic guy in front of him!
"Although there have been many beautiful men who have expressed their love to me, my heart only belongs to beautiful women, and it will last forever!" Yue Yang clenched his fists with certainty.
"Don't worry, I won't like you for an excellent toad like you, and it will be forever!" The bright-eyed thief secretly mocked Yue Yang as a toad who wanted to eat swan meat, whimsical.
"Then I'm relieved, brother, I've always been worried about this issue. It's alright now, it turns out that you don't like men, just like me, you also like beautiful women. Huh, now I finally let go of my heart! Since you don't like men , and like beautiful women, it's easy to handle, this is very good, we have a common language, we all have common hobbies, come on, let's pick up girls together! I am knowledgeable and talented, and I have always wanted to write a book on picking up girls to guide the world There are thousands of lost youths, and now they are in need of a partner." Yue Yang patted his chest, exaggerating that his heart, which had been hanging for a long time, finally returned to its place, and enthusiastically hugged the shoulder of the bright-eyed thief, as if he had found a like-minded comrade in arms.
"I said, you who are so knowledgeable and talented, you can complete the book of picking up girls by yourself. If I have something to do, I won't accompany you!" The bright-eyed thief sneered. ,what else
"It seems that you are very suspicious of my true talents, brother, you have completely misunderstood. When you understand one ten-thousandth of my vast knowledge, I believe you will be deeply fascinated by my talents. Before, I was just worried that you would He fell in love with me regardless of his body, and wanted to have a super-friendship relationship with me, so he kept it secret, understand? Brother, do you think I am an ordinary person? No, I am a genius!" Yue Yang almost missed Write the word genius on the forehead.
"Are you a genius? A born idiot?"
The bright-eyed thief has never seen such an arrogant narcissist in his life, but he dared to call himself a genius!
If geniuses are like him, then mankind is probably about to be destroyed!
"If you swear that you will never be fascinated by me, I will show you my hands... There is no way to prevent you from knowing how powerful I am. Let me tell you, let alone ordinary people, even Li Bai, the poet fairy, often Plagiarized my poems! Do you know why that kid Li Bai is called a Poet Immortal? Even if he plagiarized my poems, and the poet Du Fu, he often plagiarized my poems, otherwise they would not be called "Li Du" The article is here, the brilliance is long, you don't know, it's all because of me, they are here today, understand?" Student Yue Yang affirmed solemnly, his expression was very serious, and the thief stared at him with bright eyes. Stunned, this kid can also compose poetry
"Poet Immortal Li Bai? Who is he?" The bright-eyed thief realized that he had never heard of Poet Immortal Li Bai.
"Little friend, you have to study hard and make progress every day. Even Li Bai, the poet fairy, doesn't know who he is. This is not okay!" Yue Yang patted the shoulder of the bright-eyed thief in an old-fashioned way, and took out a look of "you are young and don't work hard, the boss is a fool!" Sad' expression.
"What's so great about this poetry fairy Li Bai, why should I know him?" The bright-eyed thief snorted coldly, disdainful, but actually a little guilty.
"Haven't you even heard of Jingyesi, which he plagiarized from me? It's a classic, don't you?" Student Yue Yang's expression was as if he had just discovered an illiterate monster.
"Thoughts at a Quiet Night? I've never heard of it. What kind of poem is it?" The bright-eyed thief tried his best to recall, but he really couldn't find the relevant memory of this poem.