"Ah, it's okay, so-so." Yue Yang felt that if he said no, she probably would give him a contemptuous look. If the drunk cat Yu Jie woke up and knew about it, she would bury him alive, so he decided Or tell the truth.
"So-so?" There was a kind of'Are you sure? 'The vague smile.
"The main reason is that there is no comparison, no reference..." Yue Yang really wanted to say let me touch you to be sure.
"Understood, I'll give you a chance!" Wu Xia said, Yue Yang thought he had heard the gospel.
"Really?" Yue Yang was full of surprise.
"If you save Cousin Wuhen back, I have no objection if you touch Qianxi and Luohua all over again." Wuxia seems to like seeing Yue Yang's expression very much, looking at him with clear lake eyes, unblinking blink.
"It turns out that you are generous to others..." Yue Yang yelled, it's a pity, Qian Qian and Luo Hua are also his targets, but what he wants to touch most now is this flawless girl who loves to read books in front of him, and he feels that conquering this girl is the most difficult, And the most fulfilling. Although I love big breasts all my life, D breasts, E breasts, G breasts, before Wuxia, the ultimate perfect virgin Yufeng, all of them are just clouds!
"Student Yueyang, you have to be careful. The ones who are engaged to you now are Sister Luohua and Sister Yinan. I am no longer your fiancée. If I remember correctly, I let you divorce a year ago. So, Student Yue Yang, I actually have nothing to do with you right now." With Wuxia's words, Student Yue Yang can finally be 100% sure that this mysterious beauty who loves to read is really the Miss Xue family who was engaged to the cup-shaped man before. flawless.
"You know it's fake, I didn't write any divorce letter at all, it was wronged by others!" Yue Yang heard her confession, and excitedly grabbed her little hand.
"I didn't write it, but I didn't agree to be engaged to you at the beginning." Wuxia broke free from his big hand.
"Then you agree now." Yue Yang is good at hitting snakes with sticks.
"No." Wuxia refused.
"Why? I'm very sincere. Although I haven't had time to prepare the engagement ring, I have something in my heart that I want to tell you. I have been holding it in for a long time, but I haven't said it..." Yue Yang was almost moved by his earth-shattering love, The love that travels through time and space, meow, if this is made into a TV series, won't the teachers and wives cry like rivers of tears
Put aside all the shabby stick dramas, Lao Tzu's love that travels through time and space, that's called love!
Yue Yang is very sure that he absolutely likes this flawless girl 100%.
This is not just a life-and-death fight with her, but also an indescribable feeling in my heart, a resonance in the soul, a necessary desire in life, and a destiny destined in the dark. Fate, an indescribable and innate tacit understanding... Except for her, there is no other woman who is so suitable for me.
Only she is the other half found through time and space.
It is the ultimate ideal that the heart desires.
Yue Yang is very sure that he likes this girl, he has liked this girl since a long time ago, he has been interested since before the death battle with Marquis Zijin, then sublimated in the bloody battle, and in the subsequent series of battles, the feeling in his heart has been continuously increased and precipitated.
Although Yue Yang also likes Princess Sissi, the rouge tiger girl, and Luohua City Lord, who has a particularly charming smile, likes sick beauties who are slender but extremely strong, and Yi Nan who is soft and lovely... even has a bit of Oedipus complex and evil sister-in-law, but the deepest love in his heart The one I like the most, the one I miss the most and imprint on my heart the most, is this mysterious beauty, Xue Wuxia, who is considerate, shrewd and capable!
"Stop, there's no need to talk about deceitful sweet talk, don't you think I should think carefully about a man who touches other women's breasts within five minutes of leaving his side?" Xue Wuxia smiled brightly, and she said very It makes sense, if the man who cheated was not himself, then Yue Yang would 100% agree with her.
"Please allow the prisoner to defend himself." Student Yue Yang hastened to use all his skills, preparing to use his three-inch tongue to explain the matter in a grandiose manner and reverse the defeat.
The content of his defense is that if a person is too hungry, he will steal dog food when he sees it.
Because hunger does not choose food.
On the contrary, if a person eats abalone, ginseng, and belly all day long, he will be completely indifferent when he sees big meat and big fish. His implication is that if there is a fairy sister who waits on him all day long and allows him to live a happy life, then he will naturally be a good child and will not touch other people's breasts casually. On the contrary, if it is true If you can't help it, then you will take the risk, even if you will be decapitated tomorrow, you have to touch it today...
What student Yue Yang said is also very reasonable. No matter in terms of human nature and morality, reality, mental health, and physical hygiene, it completely meets the cravings of an otaku who is a hungry pervert.
Which girl doesn't want to be young, and which boy doesn't want to be lustful
In the end, Yue Yang used this sentence as his closing statement. He said it so much that he was a little moved. Hey, is it easy for me to be an otaku
Wuxia listened and nodded slightly: "Well, that's a good point."
Yue Yang was overjoyed immediately, holding her slippery white jade hand: "You agree?"
This mysterious beauty who loves to read, the fiancée Miss Xuejia of Yue Yang, Xue Wuxia, has a unique smile in her bright eyes: "I'm sorry, Student Yue Yang, I can only say that I sympathize with you Hunger and thirst are unbearable, but I can't give up to feed wolves just because you are hungry, right? This is not the reason why I promise you! Student Yue Yang, wait until you find a better reason to convince me, then come again, there are always opportunities, Just look at your performance! I don't deny that you are an unprecedented genius in martial arts, but when it comes to picking up girls, I dare say, you are a big fool... "
When Yue Yang heard it, he didn't quite agree.
He felt that he was actually good at picking up girls, at least there were already a few girls around him.
Although it has not reached the highest state of picking up girls like "been among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches your body", but it has also reached the "bright moon and other branches startle the magpie, and the breeze sings the cicada in the middle of the night." Talk about love in the fragrance of rice flowers, and listen to howling wolves. Seven or eight stars away, two or three o'clock rain in front of the mountain. I don't have money to open a house and go to the edge of the forest, and I suddenly see the creek bridge in a tryst. '
Well, haven't been to a tryst yet, but at least I think so.
Regarding Yue Yang's pride and complacency, Xue Wuxia gave him a head-on blow, giving him a head start.
"Don't you think you should launch an attack on girls who are easier to attack? For example, my cousin Shui Wuhen, she resists you to treat her on the surface, but if you are really a bully, she believes you in her heart. If you live up to her in the future, then things will definitely work out. Another example is Sister Luohua, it is even simpler, she likes romance, you take her to watch the flowers and watch the moon, and sing a few songs like "Moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground" That kind of obscene poetry, and planting flowers and weeding with her together, she will easily let you cheat."
When Yue Yang heard this, his face was filled with admiration, as he really didn't have enough cultivation.
He hurriedly asked for advice with a very sincere attitude: "Where is Princess Sissi?"
This mysterious beauty Xue Wuxia who loves to read is definitely a top-quality MM. If Yue Yang hadn't heard it with her own ears, she would never believe that she would teach him how to pick up girls. This is incredible, but Yue Yang likes it!
Only Xue Wuxia said lightly: "Sissi likes to practice martial arts, you can start in this area and practice with her. Besides, she is just a scissors mouth, she is hard on the outside and soft on the inside, maybe her mouth is not good enough. Forgive you, but you can use the name of martial arts to boldly move your hands and feet, and make a little oil from time to time to ensure that she will not do anything to you, and as time goes by, you will get close to her, and the relationship will naturally develop."
No woman in the world would teach her fiancé how to pick up girls, Xue Wuxia is an exception.
Yue Yang was a little confused.
Why should she help her
If he took down all three girls by himself, what good would she do
Of course, he doesn't think it's a bad thing... Hey, having a future wife who will teach him how to pick up girls is even more upright than Wei Xiaobao's order to pick up girls. I'm sorry my little lady!
Finally, classmate Yue Yang wanted to ask this flawless girl how he wanted to date her.
But he figured her answer would be a punch in the face.
Student Yue Yang thinks it’s better to forget it, the most difficult thing is to conquer it by himself, and to conquer it like this will give you the greatest sense of accomplishment!
"Great thanks, please allow me to promise you with my body!" Yue Yang pretended to be grateful, and rushed forward, hugging the beauty tightly, while enjoying the wonderful touch of her fragrant body, he also sniffed the fragrance of her virgin, only feeling that he It's really worthwhile to have a girl like this. What is it to travel through time and space? For such a beauty, it is worth traveling a hundred times.
For the first time, Yue Yang felt a little grateful to the old Taoist priest who kicked his ass.
Think about it, that old guy is pretty good. Not only did he give himself a big wife like Sword Spirit Yujie, but he also let him find the most perfect top-quality MM in this Longteng Continent. His flying kick before... If he If he is willing to hand over Lolita's granddaughter for his training, then it will be even!
The wonderful touch of hugging Xue Wuxia's fragrant body, Yue Yang felt that he would never forget it in his life!
If possible, he would really like to hold her in his arms like this for the rest of his life.
Regarding Yue Yang's perverted behavior, Xue Wuxia frowned slightly: "What do you mean? Take advantage of me?"
"I can't help it, it comes from the most sincere gratitude from the bottom of my heart, Wuxia girl, I'm so touched!" Student Yue Yang felt that this was the most daring move in his life, this is the legendary 'embracing beauty'! Ordinarily, this trick is reserved for the emperor. It is better to hold the beauty in your arms when you have a country in your hands. Look at the emperor's awareness, it is high!
Yue Yang knew that if he failed, he would die an ugly death!
After all, I am not the kind of emperor who is very enlightened. If Wuxia girl gets mad, there is probably a thunder on the left and a frost on the right.
"If you haven't touched another woman in three days, it will be more sincere to do so. This matter is no exception!" Xue Wuxia glared at Yue Yang with her beautiful eyes.
She didn't do anything, but she was very angry.
Although I didn't pursue it just now, this girl is actually jealous in her heart.
But fortunately, this girl will be jealous, proving that she has herself in her heart, and she has a chance... Yue Yang reluctantly let go of the beauty's fragrant body, recalling the wonderful touch just now, and looking at Xue Wuxia's anger, anger, and shyness His peerless face was so moved that he was almost overwhelmed! Great, this girl is shy, which proves that she has feelings... Well, I have successfully taken the first step in the long journey of picking up girls.