"Brother Yi Nan, what can't you say inside?" Yue Yang asked Yi Nan pretending to be strange when he walked out the door with Yi Nan.
Hearing that they were still Yi Nan brothers, this made Yinan dizzy.
Sometimes, I really wish I could punch him or kick him, but if I can't do it, I can just bite him bitterly. I've seen idiots, but I've never seen such idiots! Yinan was very angry in his heart, but there was a spring-like smile on his face: "Actually, I want to ask you, what is going on about your divorce with Miss Xue's family?"
Yue Yang is confused about this matter, how can there be an answer
He's not a bad boy. God knows how that guy did it. He got divorced and committed suicide. Now people outside think that he broke the engagement on his own initiative! Yue Yang, who has read the diary of the bad man, knows one thing, this is definitely not the bad man who voluntarily called off the marriage, and he has not written any divorce letter. The four mothers and their families were kept in the dark, thinking that it was Miss Xue's divorce ! As for the troubled man who threw himself into the river, did he commit suicide by throwing himself into the river, or was he beaten into the river... Student Yue Yang is still under investigation and remains vigilant.
If it is true that some enemy sent a killer to assassinate the poor man, and then caused signs of him throwing himself into the river, then he should get rid of the enemy as soon as possible, otherwise his identity as a substitute for the poor man may be doubted.
Of course, Yue Yang, who now has great strength, is not too afraid of other people's tricks. He sees the tricks, and the soldiers come to block the water and flood the soil!
The only thing is that I am afraid that the beautiful woman and Yue Bing will be sad if they find out...
What happened to this matter, Yue Yang will secretly investigate, and sooner or later he will find out the truth. According to various signs, Yue Yang reckoned that the chance of the poor man throwing himself into the river is relatively high, because if there is really a killer assassinating him, why has he not seen any changes from the enemy since he replaced him for so long
Yue Yang decided to make this muddled account clear. This is not only about Miss Xue's marriage contract, but also about his own identity!
Of course, Yue Yang didn't answer Yi Nan's inquiry directly. He stretched out his big hand, put his arms around Yi Nan's fragrant shoulders, and hugged her affectionately: "You kid made me worry for a long time, I thought you were going to attack my sister, so it turns out No! Brother Yi Nan, my sister is still young, and her fate is not very good. You are forbidden to think about her! In fact, there are many beautiful women in the world. As long as we move our fingers, they will strip naked and wait in line for us Come on, don’t be impatient, after the new year, I’ll take you to pick up girls, order whatever you want, whichever Boda you order, we will break your place together, and then slowly study the art in the room, wait until our battle The experience has reached the master level, let's write another book of picking up girls!"
Yinan let this shameless man like Yue Yang hug him, and his whole body became stiff.
Even though she knew that this kid didn't think of her as a woman, but only as a brother who could speak his mind, she couldn't stand his affectionate attitude.
An extraordinarily masculine masculine scent made her flustered a little, and her body was a little weak. If she hadn't suppressed her pounding heart and continued to pretend to be his brother, she might have run away in embarrassment!
Regarding Yue Yang's words, Yi Nan was both angry and funny.
As an older brother, this kid has done a good job, but when it comes to picking up girls, he is estimated to be ranked behind Fatty Hai who is the bottom one in the entire Longteng Continent.
At least, Fatty Hai can recognize himself as a girl, but he is blind!
But to be honest, Yinan also kind of likes that Yue Yang can't recognize his stupid appearance, so that he can hear the most primitive voice in his heart, such as liking beauties with big buttocks, uniform tits, etc. If he recognized himself as a woman, would he still tell himself this? impossible! In front of Yue Bing, this kid is definitely pretending to be a good brother, but with Yue Bing behind his back, when he is only facing himself alone, he will reveal his real pervert appearance. Go pick up girls, the fool...
The only thing that makes Yi Nan a little depressed is that this kid likes hot beauties with big buttocks and round hips.
My body has not grown, my chest is like an apple, and I guess it will grow two years later, the limit is probably only a big pear, and I am destined to miss the papaya and coconut that my breast shakes.
As for volleyball and football, don't dream about it!
Besides, it doesn't look good to be so big, if the chest is too big, it is a monster!
My buttocks are pretty good, and I am very satisfied with them, but they are not too round and plump enough. If you want to be very round and plump, that's something only young women can have... I am a girl, and my body has not fully grown, how can there be such plumpness as a young woman!
Yi Nan felt a little depressed about classmate Yue Yang's hobby of big buttocks and round buttocks. If he likes such big breasts, isn't he afraid of being suffocated to death
Yi Nan wanted to strangle this big pervert to death, at least to make him roll his eyes, but he showed a smile on the surface: "You can write slowly about the book on picking up girls, don't worry, um...you, you never thought about it again..." Looking for one? Now that you have retired from Miss Xue's family and returned to the family to show off your power, then countless people will come to you and marry your fourth wife. Maybe the royal family of the Great Xia Kingdom will also send someone to betroth some princess to you. You, you, what's your opinion?"
"Nonsense, if a girl comes to your door, I don't want that, isn't it a fool?" Student Yue Yang patted Yinan's shoulder hard, so scared that she almost didn't scream.
His wolf claws almost touched his chest, so dangerous! so close!
After Yinan's mind stabilized, he was speechless to this guy again.
Doesn't he have anything else in his mind besides lust? He is a normal man, it's normal to think about women, but he can't be full of thoughts!
As a strong man, are you afraid that no woman will come to your door in the future? If all the women who came to the door were accepted, it would not be enough for a palace!
Yi Nan suddenly felt a sour feeling in his heart.
If I... I absolutely can't watch this kind of thing happen!
Besides, if others send women here, they don't have good intentions. How can there be a fool who gives away beautiful women for free? Others send beautiful women to their door only because they want to calculate something or have bad intentions. If he accepts all the orders, then everything will be over!
Just as Yi Nan was thinking about how to stop this lustful pervert from accepting beautiful women, classmate Yue Yang patted her vest lightly: "Brother Yi Nan, are you jealous? Don't worry, what relationship do I have with you, we are brothers !If I take in a lot of girls, you must be the part! You also know that I treat you differently from Fatty Hai and Ye Kong. If I take in a lot of girls, I can give you one. If it’s them, that’s impossible. , You see, I treat you differently from them, right? You don’t know, I’m naturally pleasing to the eye, otherwise how could I invite you to study sex techniques and write a book on picking up girls together!”
"Really?" Yi Nan's eyes lit up when he heard this.
She automatically ignored the phrases such as intercourse techniques and the book of picking up girls, and just took the phrase "I am born to be pleasing to the eye", and suddenly felt a surge of uncontrollable joy in her heart.
Although this guy's eyes are decorations, but the feeling in his heart is still normal, but he is a bit stupid and never doubts that he is a woman!
If he restores his original girl's attire, this guy might drool after seeing it!
Yinan secretly laughed, thinking that there is a beautiful woman standing in front of you and you don't know it, and you still want to take her to pick up girls, what a fool!
Student Yue Yang's wolf hand continued to slide down slowly, and pretended to be mysterious, he leaned towards Yi Nan's round jade ear and blew hot air: "Of course, if I have a girl, I must have your part!"
This approaching talk made Yi Nan's ears itch, and he couldn't bear it, but he hugged his waist tightly, struggling not to let go.
Yi Nan, whose heart was beating faster, was a little flustered, and lightly bumped Yue Yang with his small elbow, as if resisting.
But she herself feels, why is it a bit like being coquettish to him
"Who cares about your girl, you can keep it to yourself!" Yi Nan noticed that this guy's big hands were scalding hot, and quickly pushed him away, jumped up like a frightened deer, and fled two steps away. Again, speak out the thoughts that have been buried for a long time: "Actually, um, I actually have a younger sister... Of course, you have become stronger now, maybe you don't care about girls from our ordinary families... I mean, if you want to find a serious girl... I don't have any conspiracy against you, next time I will take you to meet my sister... It doesn't matter if you don't like her, anyway, she is far from the big buttocks you like, so just tell me, Would you like to go and see it?"
"It's so touching, Brother Yi Nan!" Yue Yang pretended to be extremely moved, and hugged Yi Nan tightly in his arms: "Actually, I am almost the same as Fatty Hai, and I don't like it. I live a good life without my girl's liking." Miserable!"
"..." Yi Nan felt that he was almost suffocating.
This guy's hug was really too strong.
Moreover, I feel a little dizzy... Is this the dizziness of happiness in the legend
Classmate Yue Yang took advantage of her hug for a while, and felt that it was almost done, don't reveal your secrets, don't let this girl know that you are taking advantage of her, quickly let go, and tightly held Yi Nan's little hand: "Unexpectedly, I just wish you Yingtai! I'm so happy!"
Yinan struggled a bit, but couldn't break free from Yue Yang's big hand, so he pretended not to care, and asked as naturally as possible: "What Zhu Yingtai?"
Student Yue Yang was absolutely surprised by his reaction. He patted Yi Nan on the shoulder, hugged that soft fragrant shoulder, and laughed loudly: "You can tell at a glance that you are a bookworm who is dead on studying. The college is for nothing! Didn't you hear that?" Have you ever heard the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai? I really wonder if you were chasing girls all day in school, have you never seen such a beautiful love story... "
"The love story between Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai?" Yinan recalled for a long time, she really didn't know any book with these two protagonists.
"Wrong, it's the love story between Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai's younger sister!" Yue Yang said vividly: "In the college, there is an excellent student named Liang Shanbo, and he has a very good brother named Zhu Yingtai. The two hit it off and decided to become brothers. It was almost the same as the two of us studying Fang Zhongshu, and they were like-minded! Later, after graduation, when Liang Shanbo sent Zhu Yingtai home, Zhu Yingtai’s classmate was very great. Introducing my younger sister to Liang Shanbo is just like introducing your younger sister to me... So, I am so touched!"
"What happened later?" Yi Nan felt that the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai should not end so soon.
"The story is a disaster. Later, Liang Shanbo went to Zhu's family. Because there was no token, he couldn't see Zhu Yingtai's ninth sister. As a result, Zhu's family married her to a guy named Ma Wencai. Liang Shanbo was divorced Afterwards, he felt as uncomfortable as I was being divorced by Miss Xue's family, so why did he commit suicide, no, he didn't throw himself into the river, but he couldn't get sick and died." When Yue Yang said, Yinan heard it like a bolt from the blue.
"What about Zhu Yingtai?" Yinan asked, holding Yue Yang's big hand tightly.
"I heard that Zhu Yingtai regretted knowing this little news. She cried until she died. Finally, on the day Jiumei got married, she went to the grave of classmate Liang Shanbo and cried so much that the gods were moved. The tomb opened. Zhu Yingtai Tai jumped into the grave and died together with classmate Liang Shanbo. In the end, the souls of the two merged with the beasts and became butterflies... Didn't you see that butterflies are paired? That is Liang Shanbo and Liang Shanbo. Zhu Yingtai's soul has changed! You? Why are you crying?" Yue Yang saw that Yinan's eyes were reddened by being fooled by him, and he couldn't bear it, so he stretched out his hand compassionately to wipe away the tears from the corners of her eyes.
"It's okay, the sand has blinded my eyes!" Yi Nan was afraid that Yue Yang would see that he was a daughter, so he quickly blocked his big hand and wiped away his tears.
"In order to pick up girls, I have prepared a lot of stories, and I will tell you another one next time! Picking up girls is a profound knowledge, and it is related to our future sexual life. It is impossible not to master it well." Yue Yang patted Yi Nan gently. of fragrant shoulders.
When Yinan heard this, he burst into tears and laughed.
This guy is such a fool, if you let him know that he is a girl, I don't know what expression he will make!
Suddenly remembered the token in the story, quickly untied the jade pendant around his neck, and put it on Yue Yang hastily: "This is my...my sister's token, don't lose it, don't be like Liang Shanbo without a token Just retreat! Don’t ask why, I will explain to you at that time! Be sure to keep it well, otherwise I won’t forgive you, ah, it’s my sister who won’t forgive you!”
"That's a story, do you still take it seriously? How can a man bury another man in the grave? Anyone who believes it is a fool!" Yue Yang laughed.
"You are the fool!" Yi Nan gave him a coquettish look. If Zhu Yingtai is a man, then he is also a man!
Yi Nan was worried that Yue Yang would see his identity, so he quickly put on the black mask and peeked at Yue Yang, and found that this kid was still stupid without noticing, so he couldn't help feeling a kind of bitterness: "I'm leaving, don't you Tell me something? By the way, when Liang Shanbo sent Zhu Yingtai off, what did he say?"
Yue Yang pretended to be sweating profusely: "He sent Zhu Yingtai off eighteen times, and I don't know how much he said. How can I remember it? Yes. I think you might patronize girls when you were in school. Did you never learn these? There are many classic songs in Liang Zhuli, such as making friends and playing together, reading together with classmates, seeing off each other at eighteen, retiring marriages and forcing marriages, seeing each other again, Yingtai crying graves, throwing graves These butterflies are very famous!"
When Yinan heard it, this kid seemed to know music
I'm a little curious, but about the music, let's put it aside for now, and make a request: "Liang Shanbo sent Zhu Yingtai, you also send me!"
Yue Yang refused straight away: "Nonsense, Liang Shanbo sent Zhu Yingtai eighteen miles. In ancient times, one journey was ten miles. I was stupid to give you eighteen miles! No way, I can give you eighteen meters!"
Yi Nan almost didn't get dizzy, whoever asked him to send him off for eighteen miles, just let him enjoy the romantic atmosphere of being sent off, who knows that he doesn't have this heart at all, he is really a big fool! Yi Nan kicked Yue Yang's feet angrily, wanting to kick him a hundred meters away, but Yue Yang dodged, let her kick in the air, and almost fell down, Yi Nan suddenly rushed forward with a little madness , grabbed Yue Yang's arm, took a bite bitterly, and then yelled at him: "You're mad at me..."
Without waiting for Yue Yang to react, she flew away angrily, and disappeared from Yue Yang's sight in a blink of an eye.
Ye Kong and the others, who were hiding behind the door to watch the excitement, all looked at each other in blank dismay, what's going on? We had a good conversation just now, talking and laughing, and then we quarreled all of a sudden
Student Yue Yang turned around and shrugged his shoulders innocently: "Yi Nan has a problem with the customs in his hometown. I kindly bid farewell to him. Who knows that Yi Nan jumped on me and bit me before leaving."
"You idiot, you don't know how to pick up girls, you're wasting a great opportunity, I'll just die!" Fatty Hai cried and fell to the ground, rolling all over the floor.
"You die early!" This is Ye Kong's evaluation of Fatty Hai.
Send Yi Nan away, say goodbye to Ye Kong and Fatty Hai.
Yue Yang brought the little girl Yue Bing out from the Tongtian Tower, returned to the roundabout outside the Tongtian Tower, then returned to the Shangwu camp through the teleportation array, and finally teleported back to Baishi City. As soon as he came back, before he recovered, the official guarding the teleportation array stepped forward to congratulate Yue Bing: "Aren't you the seventh lady of the Yue family? Before, Lao Nan asked me to find someone to inform you, but I didn't think you already knew. Congratulations , your Yue family is going to hold a wedding again, the Lord Baishi said, he will definitely come to celebrate!"
"Happy event?" Yue Yang and Yue Bing were confused after hearing this. What kind of happy event are they going to do now