In the Hall of the King of Hell, a huge man with a beard was holding his cheek and looking at a file in his hand.
This big man has a majestic appearance. He has thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his facial features are straight. His eyebrows are like two big knives inserted at an angle. When squeezed between them, there is a faint aura of majesty, mixed with a little domineering atmosphere, which makes people Irresistible.
The big man was dressed in a black python robe and a purple and gold gauze on his head. There were two people, one black and one white, standing on the left and right sides. They were tall and thin, with ferocious faces. One was wearing a white robe and the other was wearing a black robe. Each held a three-piece in his hand. The two sticks, one black and one white, are particularly eye-catching. The most eye-catching thing is that the tongues of the two stick out straight to their waists, which looks extremely scary.
After a while, two tall men came over pressing a man in white. One of the two men had the head of an ox and the other the face of a horse. They had dark shackles in their hands.
"The sinner Liu Mang kneels down, hurry up and see the Lord of Hell!" Niutou shouted.
Liu Mang is a writer. A moment ago, he was typing furiously in front of the computer, but then suddenly there was a sharp pain in his heart. He felt very sleepy. When he woke up, he found that he was in this gloomy place. The Palace of Hell.
He looked to both sides in fear, and found that there were ferocious-looking ghosts on both sides, holding chains in their hands, all staring at him.
Liu Mang was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder split. He lay on the ground: "I, am I really dead? Why did I die..."
"Do you know that your sins are extremely heinous?!" The Prince of Hell shook his beard and was full of majesty.
"Huh? I don't steal, I don't rob, and I don't kill. Why am I committing such a heinous crime!?" Liu Mang was confused.
The Prince of Hell opened the file: "Have you been writing a sadistic novel recently?"
"It seems...but isn't the torture article finished?" Liu Mang said timidly.
Snapped!
When the Lord of Hell slapped the table, the ghosts on both sides were so frightened that they were so frightened that they trembled on one side!
The Prince of Hell pressed his elbows on the table. He stood up and leaned closer and said, "I have been chasing books for a year. I thought that the male protagonist and the female protagonist could be together, but you ended up dying together. You Do you know what it feels like to have your heart broken?!”
Liu Mang's eyes widened: "You mean, you are also reading my novel?"
"That's right! It's okay for you to be innocent, and the ending is a mess. You were supposed to live to be 90 years old, but now that you have made me unhappy, I will shorten your life span by two-thirds. !" Lord Yama said sternly.
Liu Mang stood up immediately: "This, this can't be done, I haven't found a partner yet, you are so merciful, at least let me get a wife!"
"Kneel down!" The bull-headed horse face slapped Liu Mang's legs with a red-hot iron rod, forcing him to kneel down again.
The Prince of Hell snorted and said to Liu Mang fiercely: "Okay, then I will send you to your novel world. If you don't change the ending of the world ten years later in the book, I will I’ll sentence you to being single forever, and you won’t even be able to touch a girl’s hand!”
"I have never seen such a shameless, despicable and sinister Prince of Hell like you!" Liu Mang was furious.
"Interrupted updates, bad endings, and deceiving readers should all be sent to the eighteenth level of hell! Take them down with me! Take them down!" Lord Hell shouted.
"Yes!" The bull-headed horse-faced man took the iron chain and tied Liu Mang into a twist.
"It's wrong, it's wrong!" Liu Mang shouted. No matter how much he screamed, the people around him ignored him, and every kid looked at him with gloating.
"It feels good to stop updating for a while, but the crematorium deserves to be unfinished!"
"The King is wise! The King is mighty! Down with the unscrupulous author!"
The shouts of the little devils around him came one after another, and Liu Mang was pulled to a bridge, with three big characters "Naihe Bridge" written clearly on the bridge.
Liu Mang had a bad premonition and said to the bull-headed horse-faced man next to him: "Brother Niu, Brother Ma... you, what are you going to do?"
"Let's go!" With that said, the two of them grabbed Liu Mang's iron chain and threw it towards the Santu River under the Naihe Bridge.
Liu Mang screamed fiercely: "No! Stop!"
In an instant, a large number of skinny arms appeared in the Santu River, dragging Liu Mang underwater.
"I can't swim, ton ton ton... I can't swim! I'm full, I can't drink anymore! Ton ton ton..." Liu Mang was completely submerged in the water.
Niutou and Mamian looked at each other proudly, but at this time, an old woman stood beside them holding soup: "I said, have you forgotten something..."
Niu Tou's expression changed: "I'll go! I forgot to give him Meng Po soup!"
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In Nalan City at the end of June, the scorching sun was scorching the earth, as if it was trying to squeeze out the last drop of moisture in Nalan City.
Nalan City is on the city gate avenue, full of low-class guys running for a living.
Among them, the most common ones are the pawns, high platforms, blowjobs, prostitutes, dog beaters, oil sellers, and food carriers. They are all on both sides of the street, constantly greeting customers.
The businessmen who come and go are all respectable people who travel all over the country. Nalan City is the only way to the capital. Many traders stop here or buy some dry food.
There are also some disciples from famous families, such as disciples from nearby cultivation sects, or some rich and young officials, adding a bit of noise to this already lively street.
Among them was a man, about eighteen or nineteen years old. His eyes were dull and his pupils shrank like red beans. He looked at everything around him and his mouth was so wide that it could fit into a fist.
He was Liu Mang. After being kicked in the butt by the ghost, he opened his eyes again and came here. Everything here was extremely familiar to him. Isn't this an existence similar to the novice village in his novel? , Nalan City
He licked his lips and felt that his throat was very dry. He didn't know whether it was thirst or nervousness.
Liu Mang knew very well that he was writing a hellishly difficult novel. The plot had ups and downs like a roller coaster, the villain was huge, and the protagonist's strategy was no less difficult than Sekiro Sanmu. Therefore, Liu Mang received countless comments. Blade, as well as the reader's phone calls and threats, in the end he destroyed the entire novel world out of anger. To put it simply, it was the victory of the big devil, just like the snap of Thanos' fingers.
Usually online novels are nothing more than telling the story of a grassroots counterattack, but in this novel, Ye Qiong, the protagonist of the novel, basically cheated all the way after opening his bloodline, and then suddenly died, which attracted countless The abuse of people.
Imagine that a person has been going smoothly, and the protagonist has an invincible aura. He has just defeated the villain, and when he is about to do something embarrassing with the heroine, suddenly the next moment a catastrophe occurs. The poor hero is a virgin, and even his first kiss is not possible. I didn’t offer it, and then I burped my butt.
The average reader can't stand it, let alone the famously irritable King Yama.
"But it seems that I am not the protagonist..." Liu Mang murmured, because he remembered clearly that the protagonist's skin was wheat-colored, and his skin was as fair as a piece of paper.
Liu Mang kept circling around, but the passers-by who were walking in a hurry were wondering when suddenly the people around him pointed at him.
"Isn't this that person? Li Huguo, the pretty boy from the city lord's family, is he going crazy again?"
"He's just a freeloader. Don't pay attention to him. If his wife hadn't been the city lord, what he did would have killed him three hundred times!"
"The soft rice king!"
Passers-by seemed to know Liu Mang, and they mocked him unceremoniously.
"The Soft Rice King?" Liu Mang grabbed his hair, "It's such a familiar name, it seems like I've heard it somewhere..."
He took a nap and felt that he was still very sleepy, but he saw a clear river in the distance, and he was going to go there and wash his face.
But as soon as he stuck his head out, he jumped up: "Oh my god, who is this handsome guy?!"
Liu Mang looked around and found that there was no one else. He bravely took another look at the people inside and confirmed that the person inside was him. However, the person in the water suddenly became ten years younger. He was on his body. After groping for a while, I suddenly found a waist tag. I took it out and saw that it was a wooden sign with three words written on it: Li Huguo.
"Li Yuguo... isn't he a very miserable little villain in the novel I finished recently? Could it be that I..." Liu Mang was horrified, because he understood that Li Huguo's fate could not be described as miserable.
When several passers-by said "King of Soft Rice" to each other, he recognized the fact clearly, and indeed he became Li Huguo, the little villain who failed to show off in the early stage and was then abused by the male protagonist.
In reality, Liu Mang is a thirty-year-old uncle, a real otaku, too lazy to travel or find a partner.
In fact, he is also very dissatisfied with this kind of life, but he has no choice. In reality, Liu Mang is a loser with no money, no appearance, and no background. The so-called love has nothing to do with him!
So he put all his dissatisfaction with life in the novel, and kept abusing the protagonist, whether it was the male protagonist or the female protagonist. Tragedy was basically a daily occurrence, but there was a group of people who used various methods every day. He scolded him with vicious words, but he still persisted in pursuing the novel.
Maybe this is true love. It feels good to abuse someone for a while, and it feels good for a while to continue to abuse them, but it doesn’t feel good when you abuse yourself.
After a brief period of confusion, Liu Mang gradually accepted this fact. Thinking about it from another perspective, it was not a bad thing for him to come to this world. After all, every plant and tree here was created by his writing. In other words, where is the world? Treasures, wherever there are opportunities, Liu Mang knows this very well.
He is the creator god here!
He immediately got up and found a messenger at the gate of the city, but the messenger was very polite to him: "Uncle, are you looking for me?"
"Uncle?!" Liu Mang said with shame. This was the first time that he was called that. He was a little excited when he thought about it. Does this mean that he already has a wife
"Uncle, are you trying to sneak away again this time? If you are caught by the princess again, you will be hung up and spanked again..." Uncle Chai coughed.
Sure enough, it is the same as the setting. Although Li Huguo's wife is beautiful, she is the number one tigress in Nalan City and the lord of the city. She is equivalent to the local emperor here. Moreover, there is a saying in Nalan City that it is better to go up the mountain to feed the tiger. Don't intrude on the city lord's mansion.
It is conceivable that Princess Nalan is more terrifying than the tiger.
Liu Mang quickly searched the memories in his head and found that Li Yuguo was a pretty boy whom the male protagonist Ye Qiong met. Because his wife was the princess, this pretty boy did all kinds of evil and bullied men and dominated women. As a result, he was easily obliterated by the male protagonist Ye Qiong...
By the way, because the pretty boy wanted to insult the girl Ye Qiong liked, Ye Qiong had his fifth limb cut off!
Thinking of this, he felt a chill down there, so he immediately unzipped his pants and moved away, making sure that his little brother was still there, and then felt relieved.
Liu Mang was roaring in his heart: "Why! Why did I travel through time and become a villain? Damn it! Damn it!"
"Uncle, why are you holding the pillar and banging your head?" Master Cha said.
Another servant whispered: "Don't you know, the princess of our city is very strict, Li Huguo... The whole city knows that he is a waste. If he hadn't been engaged since childhood, he would be worthy of our princess. Huh? Ever since the princess was sent to Nalan City as an errand by the Holy Emperor, this kid has been getting into trouble and getting beaten all day long."
"Do you want to die? Why don't I know? I asked on purpose. If the princess hears what you said, you will have to hand over the black hat! Don't forget that the current governor of Nalan City is the upright Nalan Meng. Princess!"
"Ahem, let's leave quickly. One more thing is worse than one less thing..." The two of them walked away in a hurry, leaving Liu Mang alone in a daze.
But Liu Mang didn't care about this at all. He was the author, so he naturally knew the direction of the entire story. In the end, the entire world would be destroyed, whether it was the male protagonist, the female protagonist, or all the villains.
Not long after the two left, suddenly there was a sound of horse hooves in the distance. Liu Mang looked up and saw a heroic beauty, holding a long whip in her hand, looking at him fiercely.
"My dear husband, you want to escape secretly again..." The woman said with a faint smile, but her eyes were full of murderous intent.
This look in his eyes made Liu Mang feel terrified.
This is Nalan Meng, the third prince’s ninth daughter!
The third prince is known as the Ever-Victorious General. He has fought for the Haotian Kingdom all his life. Each of his nine children has outstanding martial arts skills, especially the ninth daughter Nalanmeng. Although she is only nineteen years old, she has already made a name for herself on the battlefield and is known as Luo. The Satsuma girl already has the strength of martial arts before she is twenty years old.
But her husband is actually a world-famous Li Yuguo who has been practicing as a martial artist for ten years without making any progress!
The ranks of warriors in this world are as follows: Warrior, Martial Master, Great Martial Master, Martial Spirit, Martial King, Martial Emperor, Martial Ancestor, Martial Master, Martial Saint, and Martial Emperor.
Eating soft rice feels good for a while and keeps eating it. This is Li Huguo's creed. He never expected that Liu Mang would actually travel through time and become the king of soft rice!
Liu Mang slowly raised his head, only to find that Nalan Meng had a heroic spirit all over her body, and her appearance was even more exquisite.
Nalan Meng walked out slowly. Under the scorching sun, his face was surprisingly white, but his cheeks were flushed with red. It was unclear whether it was beauty or hatred.
She stared intently at Li Huguo, and she couldn't help but have a feeling of hatred in her heart. She squeezed the whip in her hand, gritted her teeth, but remained silent.
She wore a silver-white tight-fitting light helmet and carried a long sword on her back. The sword was five feet long and had the crest of the Haotian Kingdom royal family on the hilt. The shape was exaggerated, but full of power.
The right combination of armor and soft skin made her figure look more voluptuous. From her neck, every inch of her skin was white and translucent, and her facial features were exquisite.
Although Nalanmeng is a great beauty, she is also a murderous female devil who has made great achievements on the battlefield and killed countless enemies. Such a woman who combines beauty and danger is rare in this world. .
"Get on the horse!" Nalan Meng said.
"Wait, wait a minute, I'm not running away..."
"Get on the horse!" Nalan shouted loudly, and the whip cracked on the ground. The people around him were so startled that they all ducked and got out of the way.
"Hey Mom, the princess has to enforce the family law again. Last time I remember hanging the rice king on a tree and whipping him for a day and a night!"
"It's so scary. Suddenly I feel a little sympathy for the soft rice king."
Li Yuguo had no choice but to give in under Nalan Meng's lust and got on her horse obediently.
Horse hooves gusted, and the wind blew in front of him. This made Li Huguo, who had never been in contact with a girl, feel intoxicated, because the wind brought the fragrance of Nalan Meng, which was a bit like roses, or osmanthus, very Smells good.
"If you move your hands around again, I will cut off your fingers one by one!" Nalan Meng said.
Liu Mang was shocked and immediately retracted his hand. His hand was originally holding her waist. Long-term training had made her body proportions very well-proportioned.
Arriving at the City Lord's Mansion, which was not a luxurious place, Liu Mang saw the servants and maids around him, all of them looking at him with disappointed and helpless eyes.
It seems that his reputation as the Soft Rice King is already deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
"Kneel down!" Nalan Meng shouted loudly at the entrance of the ancestral hall.
Liu Mang was shocked and immediately withdrew his hands.
Arriving at the City Lord's Mansion, which was not a luxurious place, Liu Mang saw the servants and maids around him, all of them looking at him with disappointed and helpless eyes.
It seems that his reputation as the Soft Rice King is already deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
"Kneel down!" Nalan Meng shouted loudly at the entrance of the ancestral hall.