"My life is miserable. You said that I am a pitiful little female ghost who cannot be reincarnated or become a Buddha or an immortal. Now that I have done so many things for you, even if I eat two incense sticks from you, I will not be able to achieve salvation." It’s impossible to be saved, and it’s impossible for anyone to save me in this life. No one else can see me, and I can’t talk to anyone, so what do you think of me?” Li Xiaoman said with a mouthful of Sichuanese. Li Yuguo was helpless when he heard that the dialect sounded soft and waxy.
"It's not that I don't want to give you food, you should eat well!" Li Huguo said, "Then tell me, you speak Shanghainese for one moment and Sichuan for the next. Where are you from?"
"Hee hee! Are you attracted by my temperament, grandma? Grandma tells you, in those days, the number of people who asked questions about your grandma and me were all the way from the big world to the Bund! You were born a hundred years too late!"
"Tch, your age has always been set at thirty, and you still say you are a grandma?" Li Huguo said with a smile.
Suddenly, Li Xiaoman stopped talking, and Li Huguo realized that he seemed to have gone too far, so he said: "But, in terms of seniority, I have been through it for nearly a hundred years. At most, you can count me as my sister, and grandma will not be guilty. "
"Hey, my brother is so good!" Li Xiaoman laughed evilly.
Li Yuguo was shocked: "Okay, you trick me!"
"That's right, compared to me, you are too shallow!" Li Xiaoman floated to a bookcase in the distance, "When will you and that girl get married?"
"Getting married? You mean getting married?" Li Huguo moved the antiques around and began to clean them with a brush.
Li Xiaoman held his cheeks with both hands and said to a pair of embroidered shoes in the distance: "Stop hiding, come out as soon as you change!"
Li Yuguo was puzzled: "Are you talking to me?"
"There is another ghost here. When you went to the toilet just now, she followed you secretly. She is a little pervert!" Li Xiaoman snorted.
"Hahahaha..." A charming and ethereal voice came slowly. Li Yuguo looked over and found that there was an additional woman on the embroidered shoes. This woman wore a red hijab. Her appearance could not be seen, and she was still wearing a pair of embroidered shoes. The wedding robe of the Qing Dynasty.
"Sure enough!" Li Xiaoman floated over.
And the woman said slowly: "My name is Meng Wanqing. I originally thought that I would stay with you for a while and then ask others to buy me out of my dream. But I didn't expect that this young man is so delicious... Bliss..."
She took a sip of saliva, and the ghost still had saliva.
Li Yuguo was so shocked that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear: "No wonder I saw that these shoes were emitting black gas just now. I thought the original owner of these shoes had severe athlete's foot during his lifetime..."
"You...you have athlete's foot. My girl's feet are delicious little feet!" As she said that, she raised her feet, but her feet were no longer visible.
"Hahahaha..." Li Xiaoman smiled from ear to ear.
Li Yuguo then remembered that this pair of shoes was collected from a street stall. After all, there was a powerful being like Li Xiaoman around her. Her eyesight was amazing and she could spot old items at once, so because of Li Xiaoman, Li Yuguo accepted them. A lot of money.
Just one pair of these little shoes is quite cheap, but if you get a pair together, they are worth a lot!
Moreover, this pair of wedding shoes is clearly from a noble lady at first glance. It is also inlaid with jade pieces. It is made of fine workmanship and is very rare.
"This place is so big, wow... This place actually still has the atmosphere of the original time." As she said this, the faceless female ghost covered with a red hijab floated to the side of a cabinet. She smelled a unified axis and said.
Li Yuguo was ashamed: "This... this is the dry poop used to wipe the buttocks after the big hands are removed..."
"Ah? Wipe... wait, don't they all use paper?" said the female ghost.
"That's your wealthy family." Li Yuguo came to the other side and said: "This is also the home of ordinary people who live a good life. Most of the people at the bottom often use leaves or pebbles to wipe away the trouble. For many worries, if you are extravagant, you can also use straw or a stick. The stick is a prong. Of course... you have to be careful when scraping it. After all, it is too rough and will scratch the skin if it is cold..."
Li Huguo coughed: "Later during the Republic of China, people used soil to rub their buttocks. Of course, these were specially kneaded soil, which was very comfortable to use, but sometimes it would rub on your hands. As for the paper... Haha, Paper is in short supply among poor families, it is a luxury product."
Li Yuguo looked at Meng Wanqing, who was silent, and continued: "The name of wiping buttocks is very indecent, so people call it slug. They wipe their buttocks with dirt and rubbish. The rubbish is just clods of soil. Of course, even if it is dirt, There are also things to pay attention to when using rubbish. You cannot use ordinary clods. Ordinary clods are not shaped and cannot achieve the effect of wiping. The adobes used are broken adobe houses. Such soil will not form when gathered together. This resulted in the tragic situation of my buttocks suddenly shattering and my fingers picking up feces."
"Stop talking." Meng Wanqing's voice was somewhat distorted.
Li Xiaoman, who was next to him, was leaning forward and back with laughter, rolling around in the air: "Miss... Hahaha... My little brother, you are so particular about people!"
"I said Wan Qing, why do you have a red hijab on your head? Can't you take it off?" Li Yuguo was also curious about what the red hijab looked like. Is Meng Wanqing a beauty or an ugly girl? Of course, as a friend, Li Hugo didn't care.
Meng Wanqing smiled foolishly: "Do you really want to see it?"
"look!"
"Okay!" With that said, Meng Wanqing opened the hijab toward Li Yuguo. Li Yuguo immediately saw what was inside, and was so shocked that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear, and his face was full of worship.
Li Xiaoman came over and said, "What does it look like? Let me take a look!"
"Hey, who told you to laugh at me, I won't show it to you!" Meng Wanqing said, getting into the pair of embroidered shoes.
Li Xiaoman was so busy: "What did you see?"
"Oh my God!" Li Hugo walked towards the bathroom and started to wash his eyes.
In the afternoon, Feng Haoran came over to drink tea with Li Huguo with some refreshments. Li Huguo was very particular about drinking tea and was very stylish, so Feng Haoran was also happy to drink tea with Li Huguo.
Seeing Feng Haoran frowning, Li Yuguo said, "What's wrong with you? Did you quarrel with your wife?"
Feng Haoran shook his head and looked at the embroidered shoes in the distance: "It seems that you have added another good friend?"
Good friends is a jargon in the Tao, which means the evil spirits of female ghosts. Li Hugo said: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm asking you."
"Did you deal with that dog monster?"
"It's not a dog monster, it's a human being! It's a human being!" Li Yuguo sighed, telling the whole story about Ma Jiliang...