On a hillside, an ordinary tent was built on the hillside. The skeleton of the tent was made of tree branches and covered with weeds. It seemed to blend in with the environment. If it weren't for a burst of smoke coming from the side, no one would know it. This is where people live.
"Are you covered?" Li Hugo said.
Yun Xianchen bit her lip, her face was rosy. She looked left and right, up and down, and then spoke after making sure it was not ventilated: "Well, you should not be able to see now."
Li Yuguo's face was covered with a piece of cloth because he needed to bandage Yun Xianchen with medicine.
He groped around and said, "I can't see anything..."
Li Yuguo suddenly activated his eyes, and suddenly saw Yun Xianchen in front of him start to take off the gauze on his body layer by layer, right in front of him, and Li Yuguo suddenly had a nosebleed.
Although the mind's eye cannot see the details of things, it can see vague shadows, especially such shadows, which are most likely to make people think of non-fei. This is like the coded parts in some love movies, although they have already been coded. , but actually coding is more exciting than not coding.
"You... what did you see? Why do you have a nosebleed?" Yun Xianchen hugged her body and said warily.
Li Yuguo wiped his nose: "Is there any? Did I get nosebleeds? Maybe I ate too much spicy food just now and got a little angry..."
"Really, can't you see?" Yun Xianchen said warily. She was very embarrassed. After all, no one had seen her body before. Even Li Yuguo had only seen her back.
But now he has to take off all the coverings on his upper body. In this way, if Li Hugo can see it, he can basically see everything.
Li Yuguo started to argue: "Auntie, you personally put on the blindfold for me, didn't you? How tight you tied it, you almost pinched my eyeballs out, and I can still see it? Could it be that I have a growth on my forehead? Eyes? But that’s not possible. If I have eyes on my forehead, wouldn’t I be a monster?”
Yun Xianchen pursed her lips, and she felt her face getting hot: "But you...but don't mess around, just bandage it if you want, don't mess around!"
"Yeah, don't worry!" Li Yuguo yelled, and immediately stretched his hands forward. He pretended not to know: "Oh, you have a little belly! Swimming ring, this fat is really good, very round, and quite fat. Flexible!"
"Young disciple, where did you put your hands?" As she said that, Yun Xianchen pushed Li Huguo away, and she exclaimed.
Li Yuguo said aggrievedly: "Miss, I can't see anything..."
"You, catch me..." Yun Xianchen couldn't continue. How could she, a girl from a family, say such frank words? She had just taken advantage of Li Yuguo, but it seemed that Li Yuguo didn't know what those two lumps were. She might as well make up for the mistake, but when she thought about it carefully, wouldn't this mean that she was admitting that she was fat
She is fat somewhere, her waist is so thin, her skin is so white, and although her face is not the most beautiful, it is definitely not ugly. She will not be willing to admit that she is fat!
"Ahem, don't worry, I won't laugh at you... It's good to have fat on your belly, and it's good to have a belly. They say that girls will be lucky if they are fatter, don't you think? And if you have fat on your belly, you will be better in the future. Give birth, have a bigger butt, and I guarantee you will be the first to give birth to a son! This is what my mother said!" Li Huguo laughed obscenely.
Yun Xianchen was furious: "You called me an ugly woman again, and you are the ugly man!"
"I didn't say anything, I was discussing your belly..." Li Hugo said.
"That's not a belly, that's... breasts!" Yun Xianchen said as he went to draw his sword.
Li Yuguo said seriously: "I see, sometimes you are indeed very cruel!"
But at this time, Li Yuguo was surprised and happy. In fact, he was accidentally touched. In fact, he said this because he was afraid of being beaten.
Fortunately, Yun Xianchen didn't say any more. She said, "Here, give me the medicine first..."
"Yes." Li Yuguo responded, and smeared his hands with the golden sore medicine. He came closer, and the golden sore medicine, which was as white as coconut milk, slipped down his hand and fell to the ground, and Li Yuguo When Yun Xianchen's hand touched Yun Xianchen's shoulder wound, Yun Xianchen trembled. He didn't know whether it was because of Li Huguo's touch or because of the stinging pain from the wound.
She pouted and murmured: "Asshole, if I really can't get married, I will settle the score with you!"
"Ahem, we are all reasonable people. If you can't get married, it must be because you are ugly. I don't want to be the successor!" Li Hugo said proudly, adding a little more strength to his hands.
"Uh huh..." Yun Xianchen took a breath, and when she saw Li Huguo's hand going down the collarbone and making random moves again, she quickly put Li Huguo's hand on her lower abdomen and said loudly, " No, look! I don’t have a belly, no! Not before, not now, not ever again... "
"Hey... it's so flat, I thought it was your washboard..." Li Yuguo pretended to be frustrated.
Yun Xianchen was annoyed: "Where is my washboard? Look, look!"
As he spoke, Yun Xianchen lifted Li Yuguo's hand...
Suddenly, the air became quiet, and Li Yuguo and Yun Xianchen were completely frozen...
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At noon, Li Huguo stretched and came out of the tent, followed closely by Yun Xianchen, but she was so blushing that she couldn't raise her head. She didn't expect to find such a thing just now.
"I, I actually lifted his hand up, I actually let him touch me! I... I'm so shameless!" Yun Xianchen scolded himself in his heart, his face was so hot that he could fry an egg.
Li Huguo was full of energy and had a smile on his face.
"Why are you laughing?" Yun Xianchen pouted and muttered.
Li Yuguo looked at the palm of his hand and said with a lewd smile: "I don't plan to wash my hands for the next seven days. Well... it smells so good!"
Li Yuguo buried his face in his palms, took a deep breath, and said with a drunken look on his face: "That's the smell of mother!"
"Bad guy! Let me ask you, what are you doing in this place where birds don't shit now?" Yun Xianchen said.
Li Yuguo said: "There are more than a thousand monster beast nests in the whole world, and each nest has a monster overlord, such as the Dragon King Turtle in the Spirit Snake Mountain, the Powerful Elephant in the Black Forest, and the Blood-Eyed Dragon in the Blood Swamp. This place is called the Sage. Lin, there is a famous monster overlord here..."
"Sage Lin, the legendary wise king of the forest?" Yun Xianchen frowned and said, "But that is just a legend. Although the strength of the wise king of the forest is at the level of the Martial Emperor, I heard that the wise king of the forest, the monster overlord, has as many as ordinary people. Similar intelligence and way of thinking are higher than ordinary people."
"Yes, for example, the powerful elephant and the blood-eyed dragon are monsters with low intelligence. Although the Dragon King Turtle has some thinking, its thinking is not very powerful. And if I invite the Forest Sage King to Spirit Snake Mountain, then he will help Sirius The city needs to add a means of self-protection." Li Huguo said.
"Then do you know where the Forest Sage King is?" Yun Xianchen said.
Li Yuguo laughed loudly: "Sister, you don't know this... The Forest Sage King is a tree demon who became a saint. In other words, it is a tree demon with roots everywhere!"
As he spoke, Li Yuguo opened a bottle of red wine and poured it towards the ground under his feet. Suddenly, the ground under Li Huguo's feet began to surge, and Yun Xianchen's pretty face changed: "You, what are you doing?"
"I know the weaknesses of the Forest Sage King. For example, the Dragon King Turtle likes to eat small dried fish... And this Forest Sage King is addicted to alcohol. This guy likes to steal the monkey wine in the Sage Forest. Those monkey monsters are also very powerful. , If I can’t defeat the Sage King of the Forest, how can I let him succeed?” Li Hugo said.
Suddenly, in front of the two people, a large number of roots suddenly became entangled, and the roots twisted each other and gradually pieced together into a human shape.
This is the look of an old man, with an intoxicated look on his face: "Hey, hey, good wine! Good wine! Young man, what kind of wine do you have?"
"Old man, I have a lot of wine here. This time I came to the Sage Forest to make a deal with you, the Sage King of the Forest!" Li Huguo said with a bad smile.
Yun Xianchen was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear. She understood that there were many forbidden areas outside the Great Wall, and there were also many monster beast nests, and these monster beast nests were usually ruled by an overlord, and this forest sage The king is a rare and intelligent monster overlord. In the past, Zhenyuan Sect wanted to invite him to protect the sect, but after three months of searching, he could not even see the hair of the wise king of the forest. But now Li Huguo actually used a bottle of wine to protect the sect. I have already called it out, it turns out the method is so simple!