In the Grand Master's Mansion in Luoyang, there was a man with an open chest and a big belly. It could be said that his arms were longer than a woman's legs.
He has a sloppy beard on his face, which is like a broom, spread all over his chest. Several beautiful maids are combing his beard with horn combs. One of them is a good-looking woman with a flattering smile on her face. She snuggled into his arms and untied the Taishi's beard one by one, then braided it into a braid.
The grand master laughed happily, and this person was Dong Zhuo.
At this moment, a cry came from outside the door: "Master, Master! The red rabbit horse has been sent!"
Dong Zhuo stood up excitedly, because the appearance of the red rabbit horse signaled that his plan had come, which was to win over Lu Bu. This Lu Bu is a horse lover, and he is Ding Yuan's adopted son. If he is going to win over him, A meeting gift is indispensable, and the red rabbit horse is something Dong Zhuo has been planning for a long time.
The Grand Master immediately pushed away the beauty beside him and strode towards the door with a meteoric stride: "Where is the Red Rabbit Horse? Red Rabbit, Red Rabbit!"
But when the grand master came to the door, his expectant expression soon collapsed. Wherever he saw the red rabbit horse, there was a bare horse. The horse was almost killed by Li Yuguo's torture. At this time, he finally came When he arrived in the capital, his legs were still shaking, and his little eyes couldn't help but look at Dong Zhuo.
Dong Zhuo froze, and it took him a while to react. He pointed at the bad horse and said, "Is this... a red rabbit?"
"Yes!" the escorting captain rubbed his hands and said, "This is what you said, Grand Master. You bought a thousand-mile horse from the Western Regions with 300,000 gold. Legend has it that it can travel eight hundred miles in a day and five hundred miles at night, without eating or drinking. I can run for three days and three nights!”
The captain was so boastful.
"But it's not red. Why is this hair bald..." said the Grand Master.
The captain had already thought of his words: "It's like this, Taishi... This horse was pampered and spoiled. When it was sent here, it was not accustomed to the climate and the environment. Then it had diarrhea for three days and three nights, and its tendons turned into skin and bones."
The master's face quickly darkened: "Do you think I'm stupid?"
Suddenly, the atmosphere became stiff, and people looked over one after another. The Grand Master said: "I can turn into such a bastard mung bean horse in three days. You not only think that I am a fool, but you also think that I am blind! It's all over the place." It’s so gray, where’s the red?”
The captain brought the horse over. The poor horse's legs were trembling, as if it would collapse at any time. It moved very hard, even though it trembled three times with every step, which made the grand master frown.
I saw the captain smiling flatteringly and saying: "Grand Master, this red rabbit horse is not accustomed to the acclimatization and has not yet recovered, so the color of its body has not yet recovered. Feed it well for a few days, and its hair will naturally turn red..."
The grand master fell into a long silence and said slowly: "The red rabbit is the king among the sweaty horses. However, it is unruly and rebellious by nature. According to legend, Wu Zui, who served under Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, was also like this. The overlord originally wanted to To surrender it, it actually killed and wounded thousands of people and captured the Red Rabbit Horse. Moreover, this horse has a very fierce temper and would rather die than surrender. It is impossible for everyone to succumb and be controlled by others. Could it be that this Red Rabbit would rather die than surrender?"
As soon as Dong Zhuo finished speaking, the inferior horse, which had been holding on for a long time, finally couldn't hold on anymore and fell to the ground with a plop, and his limbs began to twitch.
Dong Zhuo said: "Stay here, he is of noble blood. If he refuses to surrender to me, I will feed him grass by force, grind up the grass and pour it into me!"
"Yes!" Everyone led the red rabbit horse to change.
Here Dong Zhuo had a frown on his face, but on the other side of Situ's mansion, Wang Yun and Wang Situ appeared in a long sluggish state. His eyes were rounded. With trembling hands, he pointed at the young girl in front of him and said: "Zhang Qianhu, Tell me, this woman is Diao Chan, the beautiful woman from Mu'er Village in Jiuyuan County, Bingzhou County, who is said to be a goddess descending to earth?"
Zhang Qianhu scratched his face: "That's her..."
The girl in front of me was tall and thick, with a long left foot and a short right foot. Her face was as pockmarked as a star, her body was as thick as a bucket, and her hands were as big as the doorposts. She was simply a living big bag of human flesh.
"Tell me, although I am old, I am not stupid! I am childless and want to adopt Diao Chan as my adopted daughter. Now... bring me this product?"
"Well, don't be angry, Situ. We also know the origin of Miss Diao Chan, so we ate and drank well along the way. We got fat... and got stretch marks." Zhang Qianhu said.
Old Situ almost spit out blood: "You're so big in pregnancy! I want a daughter, not a pig!"
"Actually... In fact, Miss Diao Chan lost weight and was so beautiful that the whole country was stunned. At that time, we were all shocked. It turns out that there are such beautiful women in the world, but Lord Situ doesn't have to worry. It's not difficult to lose weight." Zhang Qianhu smiled apologetically.
Wang Situ pointed at "Diao Chan" angrily and said loudly: "Do you think you can lose weight?"
It turned out that "Diao Chan" had already gone to the desk at this time, and was swallowing the melon seed cakes on the table with big mouthfuls, almost grabbing a handful. The maids next to him were shocked. This was clearly several If you don’t eat for days, you will be reincarnated as a starving ghost!
Wang Situ resisted the urge to get dizzy. He pointed to the door and said, "Zhang Qianhu, you, get out!"
"Hey, hey, I'm resigning from my humble position." Zhang Qianhu was relieved and immediately turned around to leave. Outside the door was another captain who had just returned from the Taishi Mansion. The moment the two looked at each other, Zhang Qianhu shook his thumbs. After a moment, the other one nodded, all without saying a word.
Wang Situ held his cheek and looked silently at the girl in front of him who might be eating: "Chan'er, from today on... I will be your adoptive father... "
Originally, Wang Situ planned to buy Diao Chan as a tool to win over Lu Bu, because Lu Bu was a young and energetic guy with a sense of justice. Unfortunately, he fell in love with the wrong person. Now Dong Zhuo also fell in love with Lu Bu, and so did Wang Yun. Lu Bu.
Regardless of whether Lu Bu was hanging out with Ding Yuan or following Dong Zhuo, these two people were not good friends, and Wang Situ had a right-hand man beside him, so he thought of this man whose martial arts was the best in Luoyang, and even the whole world.
Unexpectedly, he summoned the beauties from all over the world and wanted to choose the most beautiful girl, but unexpectedly he invited a rice pail home.
Diao Chan stuffed rice into her mouth and said vaguely: "I know, Dad, do you have any more?"
Wang Yun was so angry that his beard was trembling: "You have eaten all the food for the whole family, and you are not full yet?"