At the gate of the city, a horse covered in leprosy was escorted by two grooms, one tall and one short. Both men were bearded men, but one of them was surprisingly thin and pale.
"Stop!" The city gate guard immediately stopped these two strange-looking people: "You two look very strange."
"Master, please come on. We are horse doctors from Luoyang. There is a horse here. It is infected with horse leprosy. It will be fatal if it drags on any longer. But the problem is that the herbal medicine we are looking for is not available in the county. Right now we only have Can be sent to Luoyang." Li Yuguo shook his head and said with a sad look on his face.
"What's going on with this man? Why is he so short and thin?" the city gate guard said.
Li Huguo looked around, and then said cautiously: "Sir, horse scabies can be contagious. This is my brother, and his body is covered with scabies. Do you want to swab it? Pus will come out when you squeeze it..."
"My dear mother! Get out of here!" Cheng Wei yelled, taking several steps back in disgust, while the others also got out of the way of Li Huguo.
There was a civil servant holding a portrait in his hand, but after seeing the red rabbit covered with tumors, he also shouted in panic: "Oh, bah, how did you gatekeepers let them in? What if this is an infection?" Can you bear it if someone is killed? Remember, next time someone is infected with Ma Lezi, immediately stop them outside the city gate and not let them in!"
"Yes!" Several people inspected more carefully, and suddenly saw a young couple showing off their affection in the distance. It made people look sour.
"My husband! I hate you, you are so bad, I will hit you with a hammer!"
"Uh huh, hit, hit, hit, it's kissing, scolding, it's love, if you love deeply, you'll kick me with your feet..." the young man said, but his expression quickly changed, "Ouch, who's kicking me?"
"Me!" Chengwei was worried that he had nowhere to get angry, and said angrily: "Kick your feet when you love me deeply, I will let you love, let you love! Damn, these two are very good, they are a good couple! Show your affection. , I know I’m in a bad mood today, but I’m still showing off my affection. I know I’m single and can’t find my mother-in-law, but you’re still showing off your affection! Show off, show off, show off your love for me! Yeah, bah!”
The city guard served him with a thick phlegm, and before the newlyweds could react, they were imprisoned.
The city guard was very happy when he saw it: "Show affection and die quickly! Come here, let me check carefully. If a young man and woman show affection and kiss me, then arrest them! They must be a couple. Criminal couple, if we catch the criminal, I’ll treat you to a good meal and a drink!”
"Okay!"
As a result, Yongning was completely in trouble these days, because the men and women who showed affection were arrested one after another, and they were paraded in the streets and beaten, and the whole country was wailed, and countless couples broke up.
As the saying goes, husband and wife are like birds in the same forest. When disaster strikes, they fly separately. These couples are not yet married, so they fly faster.
Of course, the red rabbit is also flying, flying on the grass.
Li Yuguo took off his rag clothes, which were still lined with armor. He whined and laughed happily: "Finally come out!"
"Hugo, you put these dots on my face... little dots, little dots, what are these things!" Diao Chan said as she took off the things on her face.
At this time, on Red Rabbit's back, it was running very fast, and the wind was also strong, blowing Diao Chan's hair like waves. Each wave was higher than the other. It was so beautiful that people couldn't take their eyes away, as if they were in the air. What is in front of me is not a woman, not a beauty, but a goddess, the goddess in the wind.
Li Huguo was a little dazed, but he soon recovered and said, "This is rice knickknacks. Apply a little batter on the rice knickknacks, and then you can stick them on your face!"
As he spoke, Li Yuguo plucked a grain of rice kwad from the corner of Diao Chan's mouth with his fingers, and then put it into his mouth: "Well, it's fragrant, licking, and crunchy!"
But Diao Chan was once again shocked by Li Yuguo's actions. She just looked at Li Yuguo blankly. Li Huguo said puzzledly: "You don't want to take it off? In fact, you can eat it. This thing is clean and fragrant. It's just on your face." After leaving it on for a long time, it has a slight rouge scent."
"You big-headed devil!" Diao Chan exclaimed and instinctively pushed Li Hugo with both hands. However, at this moment, the red rabbit horse jumped, and both of them almost fell off the red rabbit body.
Next to it was a new field, which was full of water and had not yet been planted. At this time, the two of them fell into the muddy water. It was not an ordinary embarrassment. Chitu Ma shook his head on the bank, and suddenly his eyes were caught by a car in front of it. The grass was attracted, so he went to eat it without caring about his owner.
Li Yuguo looked at Diao Chan, and Diao Chan looked at Li Yuguo. The two looked at each other as if they were rolling in muddy water, and suddenly they laughed at the same time.
"You look like, like a toad!" Li Huguo pointed at Diao Chan and smiled.
Diao Chan grabbed a handful of mud and threw it towards Li Yuguo, hitting Li Huguo's head immediately, causing Li Huguo's laughter to stop abruptly.
But Li Yuguo's stiff expression made Diao Chan laugh: "Hahaha, you look like a drowned rat that fell into the ditch!"
The two of them quarreled in the mud for a while before going ashore, but when they wanted to get on their horses, Chitu looked at the two of them with contempt. Diao Chan exclaimed: "Rabbit is looking down on you!"
"I despise you!" Li Huguo said, "You are like a mud monkey!"
"I am a monkey, so you are also a monkey, stinky Hugo!" Diao Chan said, "I had to go through a lot of effort to give Red Rabbit those fake skinnies. Red Rabbit loves to be clean. I think it would be better to do this. There is a small river nearby, how about we go and wash it?"
Li Huguo felt that this decision was correct, so he said, "Okay, let's go catch a fish by the way, and I'll make grilled fish for you!"
"Okay, okay!" Diao Chan cheered, like a little doll.
When the two came to the river, they saw a few fishermen fishing, and Li Huguo and Diao Chan stood together. They were both handsome young men and beautiful women, making the elderly people around them point.
Of course this is friendly advice.
"Look at this young man's disguise. He looks quite young, but he really wants to touch his tendons!" said an old lady.
But at this time, Diao Chan was like a tigress protecting her cubs, and stopped them all at once. She said seriously: "You, you can't touch it, only... only I can touch it!"
As she said that, she looked back at Li Huguo.
Li Yuguo smiled slightly and looked at Diao Chan, but he didn't say much. He just said, "These ladies are joking. Look, you will be fooled."
"Hurry up, let's go up after washing up!" Li Huguo said again.
But just after Li Yuguo took off the hairpin, a woman suddenly walked from a distance. The woman said, "Brother, where did you get this hairpin?"