Qiao Liang people are stupid.
Is this gone
Is this closed
One line of customs clearance
You can make me a trophy! Be a podium!
Without these art resources, you can make me a cheering sound effect!
How much does the cheering sound cost you, and how about it? !
After you clear the level in eight hours, you will put a black screen on me and mock me with one sentence! ! !
Qiao Liang felt that he couldn't take it anymore, both physically and mentally.
He is really into the play, he is really so angry with this game that he wants to cry!
However, despite the collapse and anger, Qiao Liang still has a little relief in his heart, a little... relieved
Not because he is a masochist, but because he knows that these are valuable material!
Seeing that Master U suffers so much, the audience gentlemen have to like and forward it obediently
Qiao Liang checked again, and the entire eight hours of his game had been recorded, very complete.
"You wait, I'll arrange for you when I wake up!"
Qiao Liang said viciously to the game, then saved the recorded video and fell asleep on the bed.
…
three days later.
Pei Qian slept on the bed in the bedroom until he woke up naturally, feeling very happy in life.
During this time, he has readjusted to college life.
I sleep until I wake up naturally every day, without worrying about going to work, without the pressure of KI, and without looking at the bad face of my boss.
All in all, in one word, enjoy!
Of course, it would be better if it were a little richer.
The first thing to wake up is to call the system!
[Wealth Conversion System]
[Host: Pei Qian]
[Profit conversion ratio 100:1, loss conversion ratio 1:1]
[Next settlement time: 11 days later]
[System funds: 0 (↓50000)]
[Personal property: 367]
Seeing the "0" of system funds, Pei Qian felt a sense of relief.
Comfortable!
As for the poor figure behind his personal assets, Pei Qian has nothing to do.
It's enough to save money, but not at all!
There is only 1,000 yuan for living expenses every month, even if you eat in the cafeteria, it is still not enough.
After all, this money can't be used for food, there must be some other expenses in daily life, right
Pei Qian couldn't wait a little bit, he just waited for the settlement in 11 days, and all the lost system funds were converted into personal property, which would be great.
The system capital is still 0, this is because the division of the game platform has not been transferred to the company account.
ESRO's official game platform is divided into accounts once a week, which is automatically carried out by the system, and the developers and the platform are divided into five and five, which is also quite intelligent.
Before splitting accounts, if you want to check your income and game downloads and other data, you can go to the editor background to check.
In the two days after the game was just put on the shelves, Pei Qian went to the editor's background every once in a while to take a look, and found that there were really a dozen or so hapless people who bought and downloaded their own games.
After all, it's a new game, and it's a corner recommendation. It's normal that there are so many gamers who don't care enough to download and play.
After more than a dozen downloads and sharing with the platform, all that came to Pei Qian was a few dollars, which was harmless.
And as expected, these players all gave a one-star negative review, which made the score of the game "Lonely Desert Highway" already appalling, and there should be no heartless players to download it in the future.
After confirming that his game was bound to be thrown, Pei Qian had a very happy day yesterday and did not open the editor to view it.
Although it felt that opening the editor background again today would not be any different, Pei Qian opened it subconsciously.
Pei Qian's mentality is very strange.
Other designers open the background to check the data of their own games, all expecting that the higher the better, they can’t wait to add tens of thousands of downloads every time they refresh;
And Pei Qian opened the background, but hoped that the lower the download volume of his game, the better, preferably a big zero.
"If I'm not mistaken, the downloads should still be in the double digits..."
"Fuck?!"
"what happened?!"
Pei Qian is stupid.
He was shocked to see that the download volume of the game had reached four figures, and it was growing towards five figures!
"Snapped."
Pei Qian patted his forehead with his right hand, almost thinking that there was something wrong with his eyes.
"How could more than 8,000 people download my game!"
"And it looks like it's going to break ten thousand!"
"There are still ten days until the next system settlement!"
Pei Qian panicked, completely panicked.
Things were a bit completely beyond his expectations.
This is a math problem that elementary school students can figure out clearly. More than 8,000 downloads are equal to more than 8,000 running water, and the platform deducts half of it, which is a net profit of more than 4,000.
According to ESRO’s standards, most game income is taxed at about 5%, and this kind of independent game released on ESRO’s official platform has preferential tax policies, which are basically negligible.
That is to say, when the platform transfers the money to the company account this weekend, the system funds will become more than 4,000!
what does that mean
Pei Qian made more than 4,000
Do not!
On the contrary, Pei Qian lost more than 4,000!
Originally, Pei Qian lost 50,000 of system funds and made a net profit of 50,000 of his personal property.
As a result, the system funds have now earned back more than 4,000, so the net loss is equivalent to 46,000, and the money that Pei Qian can convert has shrunk from 50,000 to 46,000!
Even more frightening is that this download is still growing steadily!
Every time Pei Qian refreshes the background, this number jumps up once, sometimes it jumps by dozens, sometimes it jumps by hundreds.
Every jump is like rubbing salt on Pei Qian's wound!
Because, as much as he earns here, the personal property he can get will shrink by how much!
What's more, there are still ten days before the next settlement, if the download volume increases tenfold during this period...
hiss…
Something happened!
Pei Qian couldn't sit still.
"What do you mean? Is there a bug in the official backstage?"
"How can such a garbage game have thousands of downloads, are you kidding me?"
He still couldn't believe this fact, and hurriedly opened the official platform to find the comment area for the game "Lonely Desert Highway".
What shocked him was that the game's ratings did not change much, but the comments skyrocketed by hundreds!
"Qiao Lao Wet Sightseeing Group!"
“Qiao Lao Wet Sightseeing Group +1”
"I'm dying of laughter, there really is such a garbage game against humanity! I've learned a lot!"
"I downloaded it, I challenged it, and I was defeated in five minutes."
"One dollar, it doesn't seem worth the effort to refund, spit and go, he... tui!"
"I recommended this game to my friend, and told him that he must persevere until the end, there will be a big surprise and easter eggs. Now my friend wants to break up with me, what should I do?"
"Are you still a person upstairs? I told my friend very honestly that there was nothing in this game at the end, just a black screen and a sentence, and even the sentence was told to him word for word, but he thought I was lying. He, you have to go and see for yourself. Now that he has not gotten through, he has already dropped three handles, and I think the two of us are not far from breaking up our friendship. "
"Does anyone know the address of this producer? Nothing else, I just want to send him some souvenirs or something."
"I suggest that everyone stop playing, just go and watch Qiao Laoshi's full game live, Qiao Laoshi recorded it for eight hours..."
"Oh, let me tell you, this game can indeed trigger some thoughts on life, but you can't experience it through video fast-forwarding."
"Fuck, keep fooling."
"It's true. Does monk Tang have to go through ninety-nine-eighty-one hardships to get Buddhist scriptures from the West? Do you think you can become a Buddha just like monk Tang after reading Journey to the West?"
Pei Qian looked stupid.
What is this all about!
Where did so many comments come from!
Joe old wet tour group? ?
Could it be that this was flipped by a big V
Confused, Pei Qian opened the browser and searched for the keyword "Qiao Lao Shi".
Soon, he searched for Qiao Laoshi's personal page on Sweet Potato.com, and saw a video posted a day ago on it.
"Trash Game Big Tucao Issue No. 64: I spent eight hours on a garbage game without stopping, but... "
The number of plays has exceeded 200,000.
Pei Qian was speechless.
He seems to have found the culprit.