For the military and civilians of Lanzhou who are obsessed with martial arts, celebrating the New Year is nothing. Winning a battle is more worthy of celebration than a wedding.
Qin Mubai returned triumphantly, and after pacifying Dafeichuan and winning the biggest victory in Lanzhou history in recent years, there was no reason to be dissatisfied with the city's celebrations, singing and dancing.
In Lanzhou City, bonfires are lit all night long, and the aroma of barbecued meats fills the air. Chinese opera and Huge songs float in the night sky, and the drunken dances are dazzling and colorful, making the whole city noisy.
As the protagonist, Qin Mubai was destined to be surrounded and unable to escape from the moment he entered the city. Colleagues from the Governor's Office, the Governor's Office, and the army, from Qin Shubao down to an ordinary squad leader, all rushed to drink from him. The people of Lanzhou rushed to worship this young hero.
Qin Mubai felt the trouble of unprecedented happiness. By midnight this day, my ears had not been cleaned, the wine in my bowl had not been drained, and even when I went to the toilet, I was accompanied by a large number of people shouting and cheering.
Even if he had a good drink capacity, it would be unreasonable for him not to be half drunk to death.
Since Princess Gaoyang gave the order in the afternoon, water has been boiling and boiling in the bathhouse. This has been burning for several hours. The old woman who boiled the water has changed several times, and the water pot has been boiled dry twice, but Qin Mubai still hasn't gotten out.
Princess Gaoyang turned her lovesickness into grief and anger. She was full of anger and had no place to act. She knocked over three tables of dinner. Finally, she couldn't bear it anymore and let out the roar of the Hedong lion of an underage lioness -
"If you want to see a person alive, if you want to see a corpse if you die! - Go and catch him!"
At this time, Qin Mubai had been carried and thrown into the room by several soldiers, snoring loudly. The princess has an order, why would Qibi, the general of the Imperial Guard, dare to disobey? He plucked up the courage to bring a few large soldiers to the Governor's Mansion, and first went to see Qin Shubao to explain his intention.
Qin Shubao was usually majestic and taciturn in front of his subordinates, but this time he smiled completely strangely and looked a bit playful, "Get rid of him, I'll pretend I don't know anything."
Poor Qin Mubai was so drunk that he was wrapped in a warm quilt and snoring loudly. He was carried out of the Governor's Mansion by a few brute-force soldiers. He was still confused and sleeping deeply.
Princess Gaoyang dragged a dining table that she had kicked over and sat at the door with her legs down. She looked like the heroic woman who opened a human meat bun shop in later generations. She crossed her hands and waggled her toes, watching Qibi Heli and the others. People carried it in.
"Your Highness, the princess has been brought here." Qi Bi Heli stood aside and reported with fists clasped.
"Go down, nothing will happen to you." Princess Gao Yang waved her hand lightly. When the soldiers were about to leave, she suddenly said: "Listen, get me some ropes, big candles, and spiked whips. Well, maces are also necessary!"
Qibi Heli and others felt chilled: What is my sister-in-law doing
"Hurry up and go!" Princess Gao Yang glared, and everyone hurriedly accepted the promise and fled in embarrassment, fearing that these things would attack them.
"Major General, I'm afraid it's going to be miserable tonight!"
"Huh, huh!" Princess Gaoyang walked up to Qin Mubai, who was sleeping like a pig, poked the tightly wrapped quilt with her toes, and snorted ghostly, "Qin Mubai, Qin Mubai, Don't blame me. How innocent and kind this princess used to be, you have ruined her! You always tell me some evil and bad stories to scare me. It is said that they are very exciting. He also named them "Starving Mother", and said that married men and women play this way, for fear that they will not scare me to death. Humph, I will test them all today, not to mention starving to death. I have to kill you!"
Several maids came over fearfully, "Princess, do you really want to try?"
"Stop talking nonsense! This princess is full of resentment today. It's hard to get rid of her hatred without killing him and maiming him - pick him up and throw him into the bath!"
"Oh... yes!"
All the maids put on makeup and powder as hard as they could, and finally carried Qin Mubai, the big dead pig, into the bath.
Princess Gao Yang smiled evilly all the way into the bath and said hurriedly: "Put it down, put it down! Strip him naked and tie him up first!"
"Ugh, princess, do you really want to torment the consort like this?"
"Stop nagging, if I don't tie him up, I will tie you up!"
"Okay, okay, let's tie..."
All the maids and maids hurriedly pulled open the quilt and pulled Qin Mubai out, then unbuttoned his clothes. At this time, Qin Mubai was in a daze, staring at the confused figure in front of him with drunken eyes, and muttered: "Why are there so many female goblins to catch? Wukong... what's the mess, am I having an erotic dream?" This dream is so real, but don’t wake up so soon..."
After muttering these few words, he magically fell asleep again.
Princess Gaoyang was so angry that the three corpse gods jumped: "Okay, okay, female seductress, have an erotic dream! See if I don't kill you! - Tie up tightly and light a candle!"
"Bata-"
A large, solid ball of red wax dripped onto Qin Mubai's belly.
"Ah-" He woke up with a loud howl, struggled hard, and found that he was tied up tightly.
This surprise made me sober from the wine. Looking at the group of women with evil smiles in front of him, he broke out in cold sweat: "Gao Yang, you are crazy!"
"Hehe! Isn't it very enjoyable? You told me that men and women after marriage play like this. It's exciting! Didn't you just dream about many female fairies coming to seduce you? Then continue - Drop him, drop him!" Princess Gao Yang jumped to her feet and shouted.
"How dare you!" Qin Mu shouted with a straight face, "If you dare again, I will arrest you all, strip you naked and throw you into death row!"
"Hey, we are so scared!" Princess Gao Yang grinned strangely, stooped down and took the big red candle that was burning brightly from the maid's hand, and dangled it in front of Qin Mubai's face, "Afraid Are you begging for mercy? I will spare you, hehe!”
"Huh!" Qin Mubai opened his mouth and blew, the candle went out, and the corner of his mouth raised with a sneer, "It's just such a thing, you want me to admit defeat?"
Princess Gao Yang was stunned, threw the candle away angrily, stretched out her hand behind her and pulled out a whip, and laughed strangely again: "What about this, my philandering prince-in-law?"
"Ah?" Qin Mubai couldn't help being a little dumbfounded, the corner of his mouth twitched a few times, and he laughed dryly, "Ling'er, stop making trouble, this, this will kill people!"
"Huh, huh, you know you're afraid?" Princess Gao Yang grinned, holding the whip with her hand and deliberately pulling the whip to make a crackling sound, "A high-quality snakeskin soft whip, specially used to drive donkeys. ”
After saying that, he pumped hard against the stone floor beside Qin Mubai, making a clear and piercing sound.
Qin Mubai was really frightened. Once Princess Gao Yang went crazy, she could do anything! -Yes, a good man doesn't suffer immediate losses. He should get rid of the immediate predicament first, and then deal with her slowly!
"Ling'er, don't be ridiculous. In fact, I brought me an excellent gift from Dafeichuan. You can't even imagine it. Let me go and let me get it. I guarantee that you will be happy!" Qin! Mu Bai said very calmly with a smile.
"Huh, huh, you want to deceive me? Save it!" Princess Gao Yang curled her lips and snorted repeatedly, "This princess suddenly discovered that the greatest pleasure in life is to torture people. Especially someone like you who is so carefree and self-proclaimed. A bad man who is a saint of love!”
"Huh? Since when did I become so obsessed with calling myself a love saint? You don't think that I led troops on an expedition and provoked women, do you? In the conscience of heaven and earth, the only females there are yaks and horses. You don't think... I am Qin? Is this the extent of the discord?" Qin Mubai screamed.
"Eh, that's disgusting!" Princess Gaoyang hugged her elbows in disgust, rubbed the goosebumps on her arms, and cursed bitterly, "Then why... you had such a messy smile on your face when you entered the city? Are you like this when you come back? You haven't come to see me for a long time, and you still sleep like a pig and throw me away? "
"Ho, ho!" Qin Mubai laughed dryly, "Isn't that to... erect a friendly and kind image in front of the soldiers and civilians of Lanzhou? Lanzhou has a population of tens of thousands, but I definitely don't like more than one woman!"
"Hehe, that's pretty much it!" Princess Gao Yang grinned and threw the whip in her hand, "Okay! I forgive you for your innocence - come and take a bath with me!"
Qin Mubai grinned and smiled secretly: Did I say that person was you? You're so stinky, you damn girl... loosen your bonds quickly and see how I'll retaliate against you later!
"Hey, what bad idea are you mumbling?" Princess Gao Yang's eyes rolled, "I suddenly changed my mind. This rope cannot be untied - hurry up, throw him into the bath, don't freeze him ! Hehe, let’s wash off the smell of alcohol first!”
"Hey... Yeah!" Qin Mubai was dragged naked into a pool filled with hot water by several women, and he kept shouting - "What the hell is this! I, a brave general who is invincible across the battlefield, was actually beaten by you Several women were captured alive and tortured like this!”
"Hehe! Consort, just admit it! You can't escape tonight!"
Princess Gaoyang just took off her coat, happily dipped into the water, and greeted her like a black shop owner running a gambling stall: "Hey! Hey! Don't move your hands, you can't touch that place! Listen up Well, tonight is my princess’ wedding night, you can only demonstrate, don’t mess around, you know? Tonight, the prince-in-law is mine, hehe!”
Qin Mubai's expression stiffened: Overlord forced his bow
"Ah? Then how should we... demonstrate it, Your Highness Princess?"
"Hmph, then should I call some guards for you?"
"My maid doesn't dare!... But how to demonstrate?"
"Haha, yes!" Princess Gaoyang suddenly clapped her hands and laughed, pointing at the four maids and ordering them one by one, "You, pretend to be a man; you, pretend to be a woman... Oh, you are a woman, no need to pretend; and you , you are also a man, you are a woman - anyway, you are performing the bridal ceremony for us together, hehe! I will learn and use it now!"
"Holy shit!..." Qin Mubai couldn't hold it in any longer and cursed loudly, "Ling'er, you are so fucking talented!"
"Haha!" Princess Gaoyang's pink cheeks glowed red after being soaked in hot water, and she smiled with a hint of black whirlwind Li Kui, "Isn't it thanks to your good teaching?"
Qin Mubai rolled his eyes a few times, sighed and shook his head: "I know what it means to be a disciple of the church. Starving the master to death... No, killing the master!"
"Hmph, hum! You two, hurry up and start the demonstration. I, the princess, will learn it now!" Princess Gao Yang paddled to Qin Mubai's side and looked at him with rippling spring waves in her almond-shaped eyes, petite. She licked her red lips with her tongue very seductively, then suddenly turned her head and asked: "Hey, is this right? This is how women seduce men, right?"
Qin Mubai and the maids almost fell to the sky!
"Don't laugh! Just say it quickly, right?"
"Princess, you have to hold the prince-in-law first. Yes, that's it. First, use your chest through the clothes... yes, rub him gently, and then use your tongue... yes, lick him gently..."
Qin Mubai looked at the foggy roof of the bathing pool, blinked his eyes mechanically a few times, and murmured in great pain: "What kind of nonsense, is there such a bridal chamber with flowers and candles? There are people on the sidelines watching and guiding." , all I have to do is turn on the lights and lift the camera—this is obviously a pornographic film!”
…
This day, I don't know how, but it finally came to light.
Qin Mubai opened his eyes drowsily, feeling sore all over his body, especially in his legs. Her elbows were a little numb, and she looked around sleepily. In her arms on the left was Princess Gaoyang, who slept like a little pig. Her face was as red as a peach blossom in March, pink and smooth. Her body was clinging to him, like a wounded little sparrow that had finally found a safe haven to escape the wind and rain. There was still an evil smile on the slightly raised corner of her mouth; on the right was a woman hugging her. As a personal maid, she rested one of Qin Mubai's arms, and her own jade arm rested on his chest, as if Qin Mubai was the husband she deserved to sleep with.
What's horrifying is that there are two voluptuous bodies with white flowers sticking out from their feet. They are also naked and sleeping very soundly. What's even weirder is that the two of them are sleeping in each other's arms like a couple, one of them is holding the other like Qin Mubai; in contrast, the other girl is like a little bird like Princess Gaoyang Yiren…
Five
Qin Mubai's mind felt short-circuited for a moment, and he blinked blankly for a while: What happened this night? It's a pity that there are no cameras in this era. If this was recorded, it would not shock the world and weep. Edison Chen would quit porn after watching it... Also, how did I survive this night
It is indeed not easy to be the consort of the Tang Dynasty... He is also more hard-working than the emperor of the Three Palaces and Sixth Courtyard!