After drinking a lot of wine at the banquet, Qin Mubai fell into a deep sleep. Even when it was daylight, there was still thunderous snoring, and the room was filled with the intoxicating smell of alcohol.
Just as he was having a sweet dream, he vaguely felt something pressing on him, not too heavy, and spinning around his body. Soon, his face was slapped several times and his nose seemed to be blocked by something. Qin Mubai finally woke up.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was Xiao Lou'er lying on top of him, riding on his chest, patting his face with her little hands, and inserting two fingers into his nostrils.
"Ha-Qiu!!"
Qin Mubai sneezed loudly, and the room suddenly burst into laughter. At first glance, it turned out to be the Tantai sisters.
"Oh, Xiao Lou'er, what crime do you deserve for disturbing my father's sleep!" Qin Mubai grabbed Xiao Lou'er and lifted him up.
Xiao Louer kicked her feet and giggled, "It was Auntie who asked me to wake you up!"
"What's the matter? Today is a rare military leave. It's only one day a month. Why don't you let me sleep in?" Qin Mubai said as he put Xiao Lou'er next to him and prepared to get up.
Xiaolouer was smiling. She was like a little meat ball in thick clothes, rolling around on the bed, playing happily, and said: "We have a guest! Mommy asked daddy to get up!"
"Sister Yan said that when the young marshal is asleep, he hates being woken up by others. Xiaolou'er is the only one in the world who is not afraid of disturbing the young marshal's dreams." After Tantai Dandan said this, the two sisters hurried forward, ready to serve Qin. Mu Bai changes clothes and washes up. Qin Mubai was about to lift the quilt when he stopped and said, "Where is my personal attendant?"
Ever since he joined the army in Lanzhou, Qin Mubai has been surrounded by sergeants to take care of his food and daily life, and has never used maids.
"Sister Yan asked us to come... and said that we will take care of the young marshal's daily life from now on." Dandan whispered, and both sisters blushed.
Chen Yan's intention was quite obvious, she wanted these two sisters to be her sidekicks. Originally, Qin Mubai didn't hate the sisters, but now he felt a little embarrassed...
Early in the morning, a young and strong normal man will always have a physiological phenomenon called "morning erection".
"Young Marshal, let us help you change your clothes..." The two sisters stepped forward, one with clothes and boots and the other with warm water and towels. They were all ready.
"Forget it, I'll do it myself." Qin Mubai waved his hand to signal them to go out.
The two sisters' expressions suddenly darkened, they softly said "yes" and walked out.
Qin Mubai sighed secretly. Although I am thick-skinned, it is embarrassing and perverted to show off my male prowess in front of a woman I have not had any intimate contact with. What's more, Xiaolou'er is also present... I guess they are a little hurt at this moment.
"Daddy, daddy, my adoptive father is here to play with you! Get up quickly!" Xiaolou'er said in a sweet voice while holding her feet and rolling on her breasts.
"Your foster father?" Qin Mubai didn't react for a moment, "Oh, King Wu! - King Wu recognized you as his daughter when we were in Youzhou, why don't I remember."
Qin Mubai then got up, put on his clothes, washed up and went to the front house. From a distance, he saw Chen Yan and the Tantai sisters chatting under the eaves in front of the hall, so they didn't go there. I called a servant to ask, and I heard that King Wu had arrived early in the morning and had been waiting for almost an hour. Now I am in the small flower garden in the backyard.
Qin Mubai turned to the backyard and walked through several tree-lined corners to see Li Ke sitting in the pavilion of Peach Blossom Stream, seemingly playing the piano.
Qin Mubai walked over and Li Ke stopped playing the piano. The two looked at each other and smiled, and Li Ke said: "If you don't come to me, I will have to come to you."
"I've been busy these days, so I've been neglecting myself a lot. Have you been waiting alone for a long time? Why don't you ask someone to wake me up earlier?" Qin Mubai sat down opposite him and saw that there were also fruits, dried meats and meat on the table. Pastries and snacks, and a golden tea set that Qin Mubai looked very familiar to were beside the table. The charcoal fire was blazing in the stove, and there was a burst of hot steam.
"I stopped you from screaming and asked you to sleep a little longer." Li Ke said, "I haven't made tea with you for a while. I thought I would never have a chance in this life."
Qin Mubai hadn't eaten breakfast and was hungry. He took a piece of pastry and threw it into his mouth. After chewing a few mouthfuls, he laughed and said, "Haha, it tastes good! It's been a long time since I've eaten Chang'an pastry with such authentic flavor! The one in His Highness's Palace The cook is still so good.”
"It has been three days since I came to Shanzhou, and you and I have only met in public places. If I don't come to see you today, are you still avoiding me?" Li Ke said.
"Hide? Why should I hide from you." Qin Mubai smiled slightly and said, "It's because there are too many people coming, hundreds of thousands. It takes me a long time to look at each one, so I have to put you last. ”
Li Ke laughed loudly, "Sure enough!"
"What's true?" Qin Mubai said, "It sounds like you know some secret."
"We haven't seen each other for so many years. I thought we were really estranged." Li Ke smiled and said, "Fortunately, you still seem to regard me as a good friend."
"Hey, I'm getting goosebumps." Qin Mubai grinned as if he was cold, and continued to eat cakes, saying vaguely, "Your Highness, you went to Goryeo, wouldn't you learn from the people there? Is it broken?”
"How to say?"
"As far as I know... In Korea, women are as gentle as water, and men are as gentle as water. Therefore, yin and yang are confused and men and women are not distinguished, and there are many people who divide peach and dragon yang into each other!"
"You fart!"
"Haha, that's right!" Qin Mubai laughed, "Otherwise, I would really be a little scared!"
Li Ke simply couldn't laugh or cry. He shook his head and smiled bitterly, then gritted his teeth and said, "To be honest, when I see you, I really want to beat you up first!"
"Hehe!" Qin Mubai laughed twice, picked up a wet wipe on one side and wiped his mouth, and said, "There are so many people who want to beat me up. Even my elder brother wanted to beat me up yesterday. I don't have to worry about one more of you. Come on, do it!"
"Bah!"
Li Ke really took action and punched Qin Mubai in the face.
"Holy shit, that was really a beating! And he slapped me in the face!"
Although the punch was not heavy, Qin Mubai was shocked unexpectedly and unprepared. He jumped up and covered his face and said, "Do you want to fight?"
"Okay, let's do it!"
Li Ke glared with an evil grin, stood up and rushed towards Qin Mubai.
Qin Mubai was a little dumbfounded and let him grab the front of his clothes and support his waist.
"Get up!" Li Keshen roared, and actually knocked Qin Mubai over!
Only then did Qin Mubai wake up. Fortunately, his martial arts skills were not weak. He turned over in the air and landed firmly outside the pavilion.
"Not bad, I learned wrestling from the Khitans over there in Youzhou!" Li Ke said proudly, clapping his hands.
Qin Mubai swallowed a mouthful of saliva and touched his face bitterly, "Damn it, do you really want to fight?"
"Swearing? My mother is the current Concubine Shu. I'm going to kill you!" Li Ke looked furious and rushed down from the pavilion.
"It's not over yet!" Qin Mubai was also annoyed. He dodged Li Ke's punch and used Tai Chi to push his shoulders and push Li Ke backwards. He fell to the ground on his butt. land.
"Haha! You're still far behind in fighting me!" Qin Mubai laughed with his hands on his hips.
"Shis can be killed, but not humiliated!" Li Ke yelled and got up from the ground again. As a half-trained martial artist, he didn't care about any moves and just clung to Qin Mubai like a gangster. He grabbed his clothes, twisted his arms and ears, used his feet to stumble, and used all kinds of dirty tricks.
Now it was Qin Mubai who couldn't laugh or cry - how could he sing this? Li Ke, why have you become like a shrew after not seeing each other for a while? Did you develop a little perversion over there
"Just hit me, I'm still afraid of you!"
So, the two gangsters got into a fight on the grass in the small flower garden and rolled all over the ground. During this period, there was constant cursing, and there was no need to worry about any taboos. Even Qin Shubao, who is in the spirit of heaven, and the current emperor Li Shimin were greeted.
The Tantai sisters were waiting here to deliver breakfast to Qin Mubai. When they saw this scene from a distance, the two of them were frightened on the spot. After being stunned for half a minute, the two of them hurriedly ran back to find Chen Yan.
Chen Yan was also shocked after hearing this. When she hurried to the backyard to take a look, she saw Qin Mubai and Li Ke lying on the grass with their backs stretched out, breathing heavily.
"Is the fight over?" Sister Tantai whispered in fear, "What... what is going on?"
Chen Yan pondered for a moment, smiled slightly, and said, "Let's go, don't worry about them. Today, we are thanking guests in the mansion, and no one is allowed to come to the backyard. Just pretend you haven't seen this matter, and don't tell anyone about it."
"Oh... Got it!" The Tantai sisters responded doubtfully, following Chen Yan back, looking back from time to time, feeling extremely uneasy.
Qin Mubai, who was lying on the ground, panted and covered the corners of his bloodshot mouth, "Asshole, you hit me so hard, you will knock my teeth loose!"
"You're the bastard!" Li Ke roared and turned around, "My eyes are almost swollen to a slit!"
"Hahaha!" Qin Mubai glanced at him and laughed loudly, "What a big black eye. You have become a national treasure, a giant panda!"
"What a national treasure, what a giant panda! It's really unreasonable! - Huhu! But it's so damn happy, hahaha!" Li Ke rarely cursed, and then laughed loudly.
"Alas -" Qin Mubai also let out a long breath, "I haven't fought with someone like today in how many years!"
"Are we like naughty boys? Rascals? Or hooligans?" Li Ke said with a smile, "I think we are all better than the prince."
"It's better than the general." Qin Mubai also smiled, "Anyway, men like us are a tragedy. All day long, we either sit upright or have a sullen face and act serious. Even though we are extremely angry in our hearts, we still have to put on a smile. To cover it up; to be extremely sad, but to pretend that nothing has happened; to love that woman deeply, but always find some high-sounding reasons to break her heart."
Li Ke put his head on the pillow and looked up at the sky. After listening, he was speechless. After a while, he said, "Your words can always penetrate my heart like a blade."
"I'm getting goosebumps again... Your Highness, please spare my life. I only like peach blossoms, not chrysanthemums!"
"Get up and drink!" Li Ke shouted and jumped up, reaching out to pull Qin Mubai.
"Didn't you make tea? Didn't you drink enough yesterday?"
"Stop talking nonsense, you must be drunk today! No matter how elegant you are when you drink tea, we are just two street gangsters today! Not only will I fight with you until we are drunk, but I will also eat meat with my hands and listen to your dirty jokes! "Li Ke laughed.
"After that, do you want to go visit the brothel?" Qin Mubai said with an evil smile.
"Come with me!" Li Ke smiled even more evilly, "I've been traveling for a month and I'm exhausted! Now that I'm in your territory, how dare you not treat me well?"
"No..." Qin Mubai was dumbfounded, dumbfounded, "If the two of us go to the brothel together... I estimate that hundreds of thousands of people will go crazy in a few days!"
"Whatever, hahaha!" Li Ke laughed heartily, "Stop blabbering, ask people to take away the refreshments and serve wine and food! I... I! I haven't had such a wild and happy life in decades! "
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it's getting dark. Chen Yancai took the Tantai sisters to the backyard to see what was going on.
There were only a few dim lanterns left in the backyard, swaying gently in the wind. The spring breeze passes through the peach forest, and a few petals disappear with the wind, falling into the stream under the pavilion, drifting with the current.
The cups and plates on the table were in a mess. Qin Mubai and Li Ke were both drunk and lying under the table, almost unconscious.
"For the whole day, the two of them kept guessing and drinking, eating and drinking, and making a lot of noise." Chen Yan shook her head and smiled, with a motherly and doting smile on her face, and whispered to herself, "One of them Each of them is the most outstanding and dazzling man in the world. Everyone in the world admires, admires, or is jealous of them. In fact, how many people can understand their suffering and bitterness?"
This has nothing to do with romance or state affairs, there are only two drunkards left. With scattered peach blossoms on my pillow and throat-piercing liquor in my arms, I fell into a deep dream, as if I was in a state of transcendence and transcending the world.