The two simply scuffled, Xia Ge maintained that he was an adult with a noble soul, and it was not easy to deal with children with his genitals. Although Young Master Ye Ze had lived a wandering life for a long time, he still felt that he was upright and noble in his heart. The young master, you shouldn't use insidious tricks, if you are a man, you have to beat him!
In the end, you punch me and I kick you. Children have no strength. At most, they tug at their hair and clothes. If they are punched in the face, they will be bruised and bruised in a short time, and the culprit at the beginning, Baozi, has also been beaten with red eyes. Xia Ge threw it aside, the two of them didn't eat much, and they lost their strength after fighting for a while. The last one was lying on the ground, gasping for breath.
Xia Ge thought that he was also confused. It was everyone's style to take back his own buns and leave. He knew what to do like a little brat who didn't understand anything.
But now she has no strength, her body still hurts, and she doesn't want to move.
"You, why are you grabbing, grabbing my buns..." The little boy's voice was a little hoarse, "Bastard."
As soon as Xia Ge heard it, hey, this stinky brat robbed her first, and it sounded like she was a bully.
Is there any reason
"You grab first, grab me!!"
Xia Ge couldn't swallow this sigh of relief, but he really had no strength, and finally gritted his teeth, "You thief shouting to catch a thief! Why can't I get it back?!"
Ye Ze frowned, gasping for breath: "You, you slandered me!! I, I have been here just now, no, not moving..."
Xia Ge sneered: "Who will believe you when you say nothing? You said that you didn't move?! I also said that I am a Super Saiyan, am I?!!"
What is a Super Saiyan
Anyway, this kid is a goddamn badass! !
Ye Ze was so angry that he wanted to beat someone up, but Xia Ge's broom leg kicked him to the ground again, and he fell on his horse, almost knocking his teeth off.
But as soon as he stood up, Xia Ge vaguely felt that something was wrong.
I was too impulsive when I just hit someone. Take a closer look...
This kid... looks like he's a little taller than the black one just now...
Xia Ge suddenly had a bad premonition.
Ye Ze's fall was very painful, and he didn't get up even after crawling a few times.
Xia Ge glanced at the bun that was thrown to the ground.
Obviously it's from the same bun shop as her, and even the buns have eight pleats, otherwise they wouldn't admit their mistakes.
… right? It is indeed eight bun pleats.
She said uncertainly, "... your buns?"
Ye Ze fell in pain, couldn't get up, was extremely ashamed, gritted his teeth and said, "Mine!"
Xia Ge: "...Didn't you steal it?"
Ye Ze held back for a long time: "A gentleman loves, loves money... Take it, take it in a proper way!"
In the end, I felt that this was not lethal, and said: "You fucking robbed! Your whole family is robbing!! This is what I and others want! You are robbing! Your whole family is robbing!"
Xia Ge: "...My whole family doesn't rob it, I don't have a family, and I don't rob it either."
Ye Ze choked.
"But my buns were robbed."
Seems to be wrong
Xia Ge said embarrassingly: "That man looks very similar to you, and he just passed by this road."
Ye Ze was swept away by Xia Ge's broom legs, and before he got up, he said bitterly, "Don't worry about me."
Xia Ge bowed and picked up the buns on the ground, wiped them, handed them to Ye Ze, and said honestly, "I'm sorry."
Ye Ze was still lying on the ground, turning his head in humiliation.
Xia Ge glanced at the bite marks on it.
After a long while, Xia Ge said seriously: "I will pay you."
Ye Ze didn't stand up yet and didn't speak.
Xia Ge: "...What are you doing lying on your stomach?"
Where did the culprit come from that face? !
Ye Ze gritted his teeth: "Go away!"
"I haven't paid you the bun yet."
Ye Ze: "Go away, you don't need to pay it back!"
Xia Ge didn't leave either, as if he would never give up until he got an answer, cheeky, "Then why don't you stand up."
Ye Ze: "..."
It's been a long, long time.
This alley is very remote, and no one passes by, so naturally there is no one to ask for help.
Finding someone may not necessarily help a fallen beggar.
No, no one will help a fallen beggar.
When my father was alive, he often said... The person who knows the current affairs is Junjie.
Ye Ze heard his own humiliating voice.
"…I don't have the strength."
Xia Ge scratched his hair, stretched out his hand to help him up, then opened the bun, kept the half he bit, and returned the other half to Ye Ze, saying seriously, "I'm sorry, I was wrong."
"I'll give you a whole bun next time."
Who the hell cares about your whole bun.
When Ye Ze saw the steamed bun, he thought of the fist on his face for no reason, and said aggrievedly: "Eat it yourself."
Xia Ge was serious: "I don't want to eat alone, my mother said it's not good."
Ye Ze choked, feeling that his young mind was deceived: "Isn't you the only one in your family?!"
Xia Ge: "But I didn't jump out of a rock either."
Ye Ze: "..."
Fine.
In the end, Ye Ze was really hungry and didn't have the strength to know Xia Ge. The last two people were half and half, and the split was over.
regained some strength.
Xia Ge: "Since it's not you, did you just see someone similar to you passing by?"
Xia Ge saw the steamed bun thief passing here.
Ye Ze was silent for a while, "The person you mentioned just passed from here... I know him."
Xia Ge looked at him in surprise.
Ye Ze asked, "He stole your buns?"
Xia Ge nodded.
Ye Ze said, "I'll take you to find him."
Xia Ge: "Ah? You are so good."
Ye Ze sneered, "Baozi is coming back, you have to return it to me."
Xia Ge: "… "
Ye Ze and Xia Ge found the bun thief.
in front of a bunch of stray cats.
The stray cats were all dirty. The little thief gave half of the buns to the cats, and he hugged them and slowly chewed them. A few docile green-eyed black cats gently rubbed his ankles, looking harmonious.
Xia Ge watched from a distance for a while.
Ye Ze said: "He is Aaron and the beggar here. That black cat was left to him by his sister. It is the leader of the stray cats in this area."
half an hour.
Xia Ge: "You did it on purpose."
Ye Ze sneered, "You asked me to bring you here, I brought you here, but you go up and ask that kid!"
Xia Ge was silent for a while, then under the incredible gaze of Young Master Ye Ze, he really went up.
He beat the man named Aaron furiously, and then grabbed the half bun with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
Xia Ge handed the bitten half of the bun to Ye Ze, "Return the half to you first."
Ye Ze: "I don't want it!"
His face is visible to the naked eye, "He is so miserable", "Do you still have a conscience", "How can you do it".
Xia Ge didn't care, and put the buns away carefully, "Don't forget it."
Let's go.
"...You stop!" Ye Ze was unwilling, "Why don't you have any compassion at all! He..."
… compassion
Xia Ge almost thought that the little beggar was talking about cross talk.
"He robbed me." Xia Ge stopped and looked back at Ye Ze, "For whatever reason, he is a robber."
Ye Ze was stunned.
Seeing that he was puzzled, Xia Ge raised his eyebrows, "You don't understand... Okay, let me give you a simple chestnut."
How could this man be like a young master who doesn't know the world.
"If your parents are killed, the reason is that your parents killed his family."
Ye Ze seemed to have been poke at some pain point, his whole body froze, his face pale.
Xia Ge's voice was soft, "Do you care why he killed your parents?"
Ye Ze: "..."
"You won't." Xia Ge affirmed, "You only want to avenge yourself."
—Yes, he wants revenge.
Dreaming is thinking.
Ye Ze clenched his fists and his eyes were red.
"If you do something wrong, you will get the lesson you deserve. He didn't think of his sister when he robbed other people's buns for stray cats. Why should I be a robber because of compassion when I get my own things back? Is your sister hesitant?"
Xia Ge snorted, "You only think that he is pitiful."
"But I don't think about whether the person who was robbed will starve to death because of this bun."
"If you really pity him, you shouldn't condone him."
- Those who commit sins.
—Should go to hell!
- can never forgive! !
Seeing Ye Ze trembling with excitement, Xia Ge felt that what he said was a bit too much.
In fact, she didn't want to talk so hard.
It's just that the other party takes her for granted as a Virgin, which is a little uncomfortable.
I'm starving to death myself, and I don't care about others.
But such a holy father, she really lived a long time.
Ye Ze suddenly said, "...you give me the buns."
Xia Ge was stunned for a moment, thought about it, and gave him half the bun.
With red eyes, Ye Ze devoured half of the buns and choked, "I didn't sympathize with him!! He deserves it! He deserves it!"
Xia Ge: "… "
Hey, this transformation is kind of scary... Deserving it, a boy crying shit.
but…
Not a piece of dead wood.
Maybe a nice guy.
Xia Ge said earnestly: "We have all divided our buns, so we are good brothers. What's your name?"
You can pull it down, who the fuck is your good brother.
After Ye Ze swallowed the buns, he still felt uneasy, "What's your name?"
Xia Ge: "Ah, Xia... no yin."
Ye Ze looked at her suspiciously.
Xia Ge straightened her face. Although her nose was blue and her face was swollen, she couldn't see her expression clearly, but she still expressed her seriousness: "My name is Xia Wuyin."
Ye Ze said "Oh".
Ye Ze: "...You're really the only one in your family?"
Xia Ge: "Why are you lying to me, do you have money to spend?"
Xia Ge: "You haven't told me what your name is."
Ye Ze said reluctantly: "... Ye Ze."
Ye Ze? This name sounds familiar... I seem to have heard it somewhere.
Like Long Aotian or something...
"Ye Ze... ah?"
Xia Ge's body suddenly froze, and the next moment, a mechanical voice sounded from his ears!
[drop! The puppet system is being activated—]
[Welcome the host to the book world, Fengyue Continent! No. 003 system invincible puppet wholeheartedly at your service!]
Xia Ge's eyes were empty.
Ye Ze looked at her strangely, "...what's wrong with you?"
Xia Ge thought it was because he was so hungry that he had hallucinations: "Ah, it's nothing... Right." It should be.
[Host level 0, get the title: Muppet]
"Hello, host, I'm the invincible puppet of system 003, and I'll be your little friend who conquers the ten miles and eight wastes in the future."
"Before that, let me post the first mission~"
"Please become the trusted friend of Ye·Protagonist·Child of Destiny·Ze!"
"Bonus Skill: Ghosts and Shadows!"