Wei Rusong walks listlessly in the hallway of the dormitory dragging a wheel of suitcases. The large-scale epic masterpiece, the disaster blockbuster - the beginning of the school year, is being released in the major universities across the country one after another. As a group in this disaster film The heavy grief in Wei Rusong's heart is revealed by the truth.
When going upstairs, he accidentally knocked on the suitcase and knocked off a wheel. The quality was appallingly poor. Wei Rusong had a hunch that this was a preview of today's bad luck. but! When Wei Rusong's girlfriend, Chen Xuanxuan, came to the dormitory to find him for dinner, Wei Rusong glanced at his watch and estimated that the time was almost up, so he picked up his suitcase and rushed to the dormitory.
Wei Rusong didn't know whether to call him lucky or unfortunate, because he was the last number in the last class of his major, and was assigned to live alone in a quadruple room, the last dormitory 325 on the third floor. That feeling of being the only one in the world, when Wei Rusong took a shower in the bathroom, sang "Men's Self-Strengthening" and danced so deeply that he didn't step on the soap and slipped into the bathroom for a night, and then disappeared without a trace.
Put down the suitcase, take the key out of your pocket and put it in the keyhole and give it a jerk, eh? Why isn't the door locked? Although Wei Rusong looks carefree, he is surprisingly thoughtful. Instead, he always pays attention to such small details in daily life.
In short, the door opened, and as soon as he entered, he saw shoes scattered all over the door. Wei Rusong glanced at it quickly. Did he see several pairs of AJ limited editions? ! Another outrageous structure of this dormitory is that the bathroom is on the left side of the dormitory door, and there is a sound of running water—what? There is actually a treachery who wants to divide the country equally with me? ! Wei Rusong stepped forward, but accidentally kicked the expensive-looking men's shoes and fell straight forward. At the same time, the bathroom door opened, and a naked man walked out from inside. , The figure is so good that there is nothing to say, just like the arrival of the male version of Venus.
With a "boom", Wei Rusong knelt down loudly, and landed his head in front of the naked man's eagle without any exaggeration. Muscular men in action movies are standard, like a sleeping beast lurking in a dense wet jungle. Wei Rusong only felt that the heat from that thing was hitting his face and eyes—it was, kinda... hot eyes...
"Rusong, Songsong! Have you packed up yet?"
Chen Xuanxuan's voice sounded outside the door, and Wei Rusong's hair stood on end: How could he let his baby Xuanxuan see the birds of other wild men? ! He must sacrifice his life for righteousness. If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Wei Rusong, who has a lofty, selfless and self-sacrificing spirit, has made a good psychological struggle between lightning and flint. The hero is determined to die when he is gone. He is determined to reach out and cover the big bird. Ahh!
"Song Song - Hey, the door is open?"
In a panic, Wei Rusong put his hands together and finally covered the thing. Just when he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, a scream that penetrated the sky pierced Wei Rusong's eardrums and even his soul.
"Ah - damn GAY!"
ha? GAY? Why am I gay? Where am I GAY? ! Wei Rusong got up from the ground with his hands and feet numbly, strode across the pile of shoes and ran out of the dormitory to chase after Chen Xuanxuan:
"Xuanxuan, listen to my explanation, Xuanxuan, I'm not the one I love, it's you—"
"Shut up!" If the sweet-looking Chen Xuanxuan has a disadvantage in terms of hardware, it is her loud voice, which is comparable to a loudspeaker with the number of employees in Jiangnan Leather Factory. Love me!"
After he finished speaking, he slapped Wei Rusong's handsome face with a frantic slap. With a firm slap, the red five-fingerprints were clearly visible.
As we all know, the sound insulation of the school dormitory building is extremely poor. The dormitory next door can hear the loud ass in this dormitory, not to mention the sound of Chen Xuanxuan howling in the corridor. Opening the door and sticking out his head, Wei Rusong realized for the first time in his 20 years of life what "frozen audience focus" is.
"What are you looking at? Haven't seen the quarrel?!"
Returning to the dormitory with no love, the culprit was already dressed and sitting in front of the computer playing games casually. That expressionless face was a match for the male model pictorial in the light box, and it looked like a chrysanthemum without jumping out of the Five Elements in the Three Realms.
- But what's the use of being handsome? I won't sit up and move by myself even if I'm naked! Lao Tzu is a straight man with pure natural and impurity-free 24K gold! Wei Rusong's face darkened:
"Let me say it first, I'm not GAY, I'm not GAY! I'm not GAY!"
"Neither do I."
"Then why don't you wear pants when you go out to the bathroom?" Wei Rusong's scalp tingled as he recalled the situation just now, and he felt sad, "Do you know that my reputation for protecting my girlfriend's innocence has been ruined?"
"I heard something going on outside the door, so I came out to take a look." The handsome guy finally finished the game and moved his eyes to Wei Rusong's face, "What happened to your face? Was it beaten by a baboon?"
"My girlfriend beat you up," Wei Rusong said weakly. "Now she may become an ex-girlfriend. Who are you? Why did you come to live in my dormitory?"
"I'm Xiao Nian from the freshman Electronic Information Engineering (3) class. He said that because I was the last in our class, so let me live with the senior. Are you the senior?" Xiao Nian may have facial paralysis. It's the same expression from beginning to end. Fortunately, it looks good, and it won't appear insincere, "Hello, senior."
"Ah? Okay, hello, my name is Wei Rusong, and I have the same major as yours, but only in my second year."
Wei Rusong agreed with his mouth, but he was pressing the back button quickly in his heart. Why didn't he know that he wanted an extra roommate? Is there any humanity in the school? Are you talking about humanitarianism? Can we give students some right to know? So Wei Rusong took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to the counselor:
-Director Zhou, I'm Wei Rusong from Electronic Information Engineering (3) class. I would like to ask you, why do I have an extra roommate
- Didn't I tell you on the phone
—Did you call me in a dream? ! Wei Rusong almost dropped the phone, wait, wait, it seems, does this happen
Now the situation rewinds to a day in summer vacation:
"Sister Angel gave me a sip—I'm here! What? You don't have milk when you play with Hanzo? Why do you look down on me? What? I don't allow you to look down on Hanzo!"
"Be a good man, warm-blooded and warm-hearted, brighter than the sun—"
"Which SB called Lao Tzu at this time of the day? Director Zhou? Hey, hey, eh, eh, yes, I don't want to run towards me! Ah, no, ah roommate? No, who is the grandson? Hit Lao Tzu?! Oh, goodbye Director Zhou!"
"Ah, I'll show you a pentakill! Wash away the shame for Hanzo!"
Well, yes, Wei Rusong remembered that day, relying on his passion and love for Hanzo, he finally reached 3000 on the ladder. As for what Director Zhou said on the phone, Wei Rusong could not remember at all.
Alright, take it upon yourself, Wei Rusong sighed:
"You put your shoes on for me. This time it's definitely your fault, but I'm older than you, so I don't care about you. Be more obedient to me in the future, you know?"
Xiao Nian nodded obediently.
Wei Rusong has always sneered at gossip since he was a child, but even so, Xiao Nian's popularity is beyond his imagination. The first Xiao Nian is very handsome, and it is the kind of military training photos that are secretly photographed and posted on the Internet. The second is Xiao Nian, he does have capital, his father is a world-renowned entrepreneur, the light of the Chinese people, and his mother is a national goddess who has been popular in the streets in the last century, and now he is interviewing the uncles of his parents. , Most people's dream lover is still Xiao Nian's fairy mother, Xiao Nian has completely inherited his fucking looks, and is a male version of the fairy; the third Xiao Nian is a scholar, and it is said that his grades are the first in this major. One, but was assigned to the last number of the last shift, really good fortune hahaha...
Of course, Wei Rusong is not bad. He is sunny and cheerful, and some people say that he looks like Wu Yanzu, and some people say that he looks like Jin Chengwu, but there is no harm without comparison. Standing with Xiao Nian, the world is eclipsed.
Now there is a lot of hot news on the campus - a senior gave Xiao Nian a dick on the first day of school. Of course, this sounded quite nonsense, especially the girls, who didn't believe it at all, and established Xiao Nian's support club to cleanse Xiao Nian, and the parties did not express their opinions, and the matter was over.
Especially after the military training, Xiao Nian stopped hanging out on the playground, and there was no follow-up to this incident.
And Wei Rusong couldn't save Chen Xuanxuan. No matter how he explained Chen Xuanxuan, she didn't believe it. Seeing it was believing. She saw Wei Rusong kneeling in front of Xiao Nian's leg and vomited...it was physiologically disgusting. Wei Rusong's first love, who was shy even holding hands, was so inexplicably yellow.
Wei Rusong was really bored in class that day, so he simply took out his mobile phone and rubbed pesticides. If nothing else, Wei Rusong is quite good at playing games, even if he doesn't hear anything outside the window, he doesn't recognize his family, otherwise he wouldn't know that he has an extra roommate.
"Rusong," Liu Xinghang, the big-mouthed monkey in the class, leaned over smugly. His nickname came from his big mouth. All day long, he babbled as if he had a mouth. It was said to be black, and it was well known to everyone. It looked like a monkey, so it was nicknamed the big-mouthed monkey, "What's the matter with you and Xiao Nian?"
"what?"
Wei Rusong responded casually, poking his fingers on the screen quickly.
"Have you really spoken to Xiao Nian?"
"Is it mentally retarded! That Angela has a smear of blood, what is Yu Ji's head? A her! Yes, yes, whatever you say is right, don't disturb me playing games."
Wei Rusong entered the do-not-disturb mode, and the big-mouthed monkey laughed even more:
"What's that smell?"
"What's the smell? Ah, I'm going to die—" Wei Rusong said through gritted teeth, "It's salty!"
So this rumor is comparable to the explosion of the flu virus, and it is more detailed, and even the names of both parties appear:
Wei Rusong told Xiao Nian that it was salty on the first day of school.
This time, it was Xiao Nian or Mount Tai who was about to collapse. When Wei Rusong came back in a hurry, it was rare that Xiao Nian took the initiative to speak to him:
"Senior, I'm not gay."
"Am I the fuck?! I'm not gay either!"
"Then why do you say my dick is salty?" Xiao Nian looked calm, but his tone was a little sullen, "Have you eaten?"