Not to mention, Wei Rusong was completely frightened by Zhou Bin's frightening, and he was refreshed and conscious when he was sweating. Xiao Nian, a coolie who was carrying him, couldn't sweat, Wei Rusong just melted. A layer of sweat dripped out like ice cubes. He quickly jumped off Xiao Nian's back, the movement of the landing involved his gluteal muscles, and Wei Rusong grinned in pain. He limped over to Zhou Bin and explained with a bitter face, clutching his two buttocks:
"Director Zhou, I really have a fever. If you don't believe me, you can take a look at my ass. I got three stitches! Three stitches! My butt is leaked!"
"..." Of course, Zhou Bin couldn't really look at Wei Rusong's pants. They have a criminal record of "playing in the field", and Wei Rusong was obviously killed first, and he really wanted to see a doctor, so why not take a leave of absence? Didn't you see him making a fuss on Xiao Nian's back just now? "Why don't you ask for leave? It's okay to send a text message. You make me think you're disrespecting me."
"I'm sorry Director Zhou, I was really confused in the morning..."
Wei Rusong couldn't help nodding his apology to Zhou Bin. He was still a little top-heavy now. He nodded too much and almost didn't fall forward. Xiao Nian immediately grabbed him from behind.
"Hello, Director Zhou, I'm Senior Rusong's immediate younger brother and roommate. I testify that Senior has a serious fever," Xiao Nian calmly kept Wei Rusong behind him, "he burned for a whole morning. So I took him to see a doctor," Xiao Nian took out the medicine and medical records from his jacket, "this proves that it is wrong for the senior to skip class, but he should let him rest as soon as possible due to his current physical condition."
In Zhou Bin's eyes, this is obviously a naked wife-protecting mode. He thinks again that he, a man in his thirties, has to sink and rot in a major with excessive male hormones and exudes the fragrance of a single dog. Can't compare to a pair of young, nasty, ugly people who don't even have the qualifications to fall in love!
"Go, go, forget it this time."
By the way, isn't Xiao Nian looking a little too good-looking? At such a close look, I found that his appearance is indeed outstanding. To be a star must be the kind that will burst out of the Milky Way. Everyone has a love for beauty, plus Xiao Nian is well-behaved and polite, Zhou Bin simply let them go.
So Wei Rusong hurriedly limped back to the bedroom, Xiao Nian took care of the tea and water in front of the horse and the back of the horse, and it almost made Wei Rusong cry: my son has grown up and is sensible! Can you help Dad do some laundry
"Okay," Xiao Nian readily agreed, "I've long wondered why you didn't use the washing machine with me." This kid doesn't know how to wash clothes, but throwing clothes into the washing machine is a familiar way. Wei Rusong peeled off all the remaining pants, "I'll wash it with me later."
After speaking, Xiao Nian naturally wanted to continue to help Wei Rusong take off his underwear, Wei Rusong quickly held down his jade hand:
"No need for this, I'll go take a shower in the bathroom."
"It's okay," Xiao Nian said lightly, "It's just a pair of underwear."
"Oops, goodbye," Wei Rusong pushed out Xiao Nian who was following in the bathroom, "It's just a pair of underwear, I can do it."
After Xiao Nian left, Wei Rusong collapsed. He wondered if he was neurotic, but he always felt that Xiao Nian was... too good for him? It's true that this pampered young master is busy for himself, and he seems to be unknowingly becoming GAY on the road like a prolapsed wild horse running all the way without turning back. This is how to do ah! Wei Rusong pressed a little shampoo and rubbed it on his head. He always felt that the smell was not right, as if it was used by Xiao Nian by mistake? The shampoo has a herbal scent, and Wei Rusong instantly remembered that he was nestled in Xiao Nian's neck last night. He was lying on Xiao Nian's shoulder just now, and it was this herbal scent that seemed to linger in his nostrils.
Why did it become like this? Wei Rusong sat naked on the toilet while washing his hair and sorting out the ins and outs. His love for Xiao Nian was like the lyrics "Love comes too fast like a tornado", which is menacing and without warning. At first, Wei Rusong was unable to escape, but gradually he stopped resisting, because he realized that what he was resisting was "I and Xiao Nian are a couple", not Xiao Nian. To say that Xiao Nian is not perfect, he can't wash his underwear, he is paralyzed, and has a disability in life. Wei Rusong, who is diligent and busy, is a match made in heaven, but he also uses Xiao Nian's wealth. Don't have to go out on your own, alas, alas, capitalism—wait, what was I going to say? Oh yes, how did you like Xiao Nian? To be honest, Wei Rusong really couldn't tell for a while.
After washing almost, Wei Rusong was about to wash off the foam on his head, but accidentally flowed into his eyes. This herbal incense actually had a maddening cooling effect. He hurriedly stood up and went blind to turn on the shower head, but his foot slipped, and his entire buttocks, which was riddled with needles, sat firmly back on the toilet seat, and the pain made him want to go back to his mother's womb. I have a heart! Wei Rusong suddenly jumped up again as if sitting on a hot iron plate, and another slipped under his feet. This was worse than sitting back on the toilet lid. Wei Rusong had long legs, and he stretched out his long legs to kick the bad guy with the little policewoman. The posture stabbed forward and slipped out, with a bang, the back of his head hit the edge of the toilet, the pain made his eyes go black and he almost went into shock, and then the buttocks kissed the non-slip floor tiles, which was comparable to the kiss of the century between Rose and Jack on the Titanic. Heartbroken, Wei Rusong's eyes went black again, and he subconsciously opened his throat and screamed:
"Ah, buddy! buddy! Xiao Nian! Help! Help! It's dead! My dragon's butt! Help me—"
"coming!"
Xiao Nian heard Wei Rusong shouting as if he was about to give birth, and hurried to the bathroom in three or two steps. As soon as the door opened, he saw a fragrant picture of a naked man coming out of the bath. His head was resting on the toilet lid, and the whole person was posing like giving birth, which really startled Xiao Nian:
"Are you okay, senior? Can you get up?"
"First, wash my dog's eyes first..." Wei Rusong trembled, "Is this the punishment God gave me for using your shampoo? Am I not worthy of this noble shampoo!"
Xiao Nian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, turned down the water pressure and carefully washed Wei Rusong's face, then picked him up and slipped him directly onto the toilet lid to wash his hair. Wei Rusong didn't feel pain anywhere on his body. He subconsciously leaned on Xiao Nian and let him round and flatten himself. In fact, Xiao Nian's movements were very gentle, and he could almost press Wei Rusong into a puddle of water.
"Senior, why are you so stupid."
"You actually call me stupid?" Wei Rusong leaned on Xiao Nian's waist weakly, "Who gave you the guts!"
"What would you do without me?"
"Are you embarrassed to say that? I lived alone before, and I didn't see me dying in the dormitory until the body stinks before I was discovered."
So everything went back to the original point, because Xiao Nian and Wei Rusong were roommates! Wei Rusong finally found the source of all evil. Wasn't Wei Rusong safe and sound after living alone for a year? Except for that slipping in the bathroom, the history is always surprisingly similar, but this time Xiao Nian came to save it, which is actually not bad... Wait! Does this create a dependency? ! Wei Rusong wake up! You can't go on sinking! It's just a beautiful accident!
"Can you do it, senior?" Xiao Nian bent down and twisted Wei Rusong's marshmallow-like white ass, "Can you get up?"
"you-"
Wei Rusong couldn't believe it. He suspected that either his head was flooded, Xiao Nian's head was flooded, or both of them were flooded. Is Xiao Nian teasing himself? ! The smile on Xiao Nian's lips was not large, but it was captured by Wei Rusong keenly. So Wei Rusong, unwilling to be outdone, moved his hand to Xiao Nian's buttocks and twisted it in the same way, Xiao Nian looked down at him with a faint smile, and sat on the toilet and looked up at Xiao Nian and Wei Rusong realized that Xiao Nian was so tall. Immediately, Xiao Nian began to undress in front of Wei Rusong. The abdominal muscles, pectoral muscles, collarbone, Adam's apple—Wei Rusong quickly lowered his head to find his eyeballs, but unfortunately the short stubble of hair could not hide his thoughts. With red ears, Xiao Nian couldn't help but let out a chuckle:
"Shy?"
"No! It's too hot in the bathroom!"
Before he finished speaking, Xiao Nian's finger touched the tip of Wei Rusong's ear and gently rubbed the edge of his auricle, causing Wei Rusong to get goosebumps, not because he felt sick, but because the atmosphere was so ambiguous that he couldn't bear it:
"What are you doing, take off, take off, take off your clothes..."
"Because the bathroom is hot."
Xiao Nian took off his trousers as he spoke. Wei Rusong was just facing Xiao Nian's crotch. The shape of the thing could be clearly outlined in the underwear wet by the shower nozzle. Wei Rusong immediately recalled the big sword last night. His majestic and heroic appearance became inexplicably shy... Then Xiao Nian took off his panties in a very contrived, erotic, and deliberate way. He hooked his forefinger around the panties and turned around, for fear that Wei Rusong wouldn't be able to see the side of his panties. In that circle of "CALVIN LKEIN", of course, Wei Rusong knew that Xiao Nian's purpose was not to show off his underwear, but what to do. Wei Rusong thought about it very carefully, and then pulled down the corner of his underwear, and the sexy mermaid line with lines like engraved lines extended all the way to that place. In the shadow of Jojo, the infinite spring light is fascinating. No, the color is the empty is the color, Wei Rusong stretched out his hand to help Xiao Nian lift the panties again, just like you wear low-waisted pants and insist on helping you mention the old mother whose chest is so tight:
"What to do, what to show off?"
"No," Xiao Nian said innocently, "I'll take a shower."
"Then I'll go out."
Wei Rusong stumbled to his feet and walked naked to the bathroom door. Today Wei Rusong may be a fox. His feet are too slippery, and he is about to fall again after taking a few steps. Xiao Nian is already naked. Frightened, he hurriedly gave him a hand from behind. Wei Rusong thought that Xiao Nian had exerted his strength, so he fell back with confidence, which caught Xiao Nian off guard. He also followed Wei Rusong's footsteps and sat on the toilet lid, and also pulled Wei Rusong by the way. Together-
The current situation is that Xiao Nian is sitting on the toilet seat, and Wei Rusong is sitting on Xiao Nian's. Wei Rusong froze, he didn't dare to look back at Xiao Nian at all, his toes couldn't touch the ground, he could only flick forward a few times without success, and slipped back on the thing sadly, Xiao Nian had to pick Wei Rusong from his body , Wei Rusong hurriedly flung the bird out of the house, and after a few seconds he let out a scream like a screaming chicken.
"Ah, there's a woman outside, junior! Fairy! Goddess! Fuck, did I have a hallucination, did I return to the light?!"
"Don't be afraid," Xiao Nian wiped the water from his face, "Let's go out and have a look."
"I-I have no clothes..."
"… "
So Xiao Nian gave Wei Rusong his T-shirt. Because their height difference was just right, Xiao Nian's T-shirt could cover Wei Rusong's key parts, while Xiao Nian wore pants and put a towel on Wei Rusong's head. One after another, the water came out of the bathroom like a hibiscus.
There was a woman sitting in Xiao Nian's place, looking at her face in her early thirties, Wei Rusong stared at her face more and more horrified - why do you look so similar to Xiao Nian? It is simply Xiao Nian after transgender! Could it be Xiao Nian's sister
"Why are you here?" Xiao Nian raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Mom."
mom? ! mom? ! mom? ! This fairy sister is Xiao Nian's mother? !