"Because I'm here to play in City A," Xu Lixia smiled sweetly, "then I thought that the university you were studying in seemed to be in City A, so I stopped by to have a look. It seems that the environment of your dormitory is not bad, is this your boyfriend? "
Xiao Nian grabbed Wei Rusong, who was dumbfounded, and wiped his hair for him naturally:
"It's my roommate and the immediate senior."
Xu Lixia stood up and extended her hand to Wei Rusong:
"Hello, I'm Xu Lixia, Xiao Nian's mother."
"Sister, hello sister!" Wei Rusong woke up like a dream. He wiped the T-shirt several times before he dared to hold Xu Lixia's hand carefully. The skin was as delicate and smooth as a piece of silk, and he couldn't tell it was a son at all. A woman who is almost fifty years old like her, "My name is Wei Rusong, and I'm Xiao Nian's roommate."
"Hahaha," Xu Lixia couldn't help laughing, the fine lines at the corners of her eyes still revealed her age, "You're so cute, don't look outside, just call my mother."
Wei Rusong wanted to ask why, but he didn't dare to ask, and he didn't dare to shout randomly. He was afraid that when he went back, his father's knees would rot on the washboard, so he still had to rely on Xiao Nian to come out:
"Mom, stop teasing him."
"What?" Xu Lixia's eyebrow raised in surprise was exactly the same as Xiao Nian's, "Aren't you two in love?"
"what?"
Is this rumor still alive? It even reached the parents' ears!
"Ah what?" Xu Lixia's eyes became meaningful, she looked at Wei Rusong, who was wearing Xiao Nian's T-shirt and a towel over her head, and then at Xiao Nian, who was naked in only a pair of pants, "Oh, I know, Young people, it's okay, Mom has always been a very open-minded person, you have to be good to others, don't bully them, you know? Otherwise, I will cut you when you go home. "
It's rare that Xiao Nian's expression can be as varied as a kaleidoscope today. He frowned and was about to say something, but Wei Rusong grabbed it first:
"Sister who doesn't have, he didn't bully me, the junior treats me very well, he cares about people very much, and I get along very well with him."
"Wow! It's true!" Xu Lixia showed a surprised expression, as playful and cute as an eighteen-year-old beautiful girl, "Did you know that Xiao Nian is a tyrant at home!"
"Isn't it?!" Wei Rusong glanced at Xiao Nian in confusion, "Is Xiao Nian a little overlord?!"
"Mom," Xiao Nian couldn't hold his face anymore, "if you're fine, hurry up, I'll have class later."
"Does Rusong have a class?" Xu Lixia took Wei Rusong's hand cordially, "If there is no class, Mom will invite you to dinner. I will tell you about Nian Nian when he was a child. Don't be deceived by his current appearance. He is actually It's broken!"
"No, but..." Wei Rusong noticed that Xiao Nian didn't seem to be very happy, "Junior doesn't seem to be very willing..."
"Don't worry about him," Xu Lixia hugged Wei Rusong, her high heels rattling, "Go, it's only natural for mother-in-law to take her daughter-in-law to play."
"Wait, wait, mom, mom—" Wei Rusong was strangled by Xu Lixia until his face was red and his neck was thick. In a hurry, he really called his mom, "I haven't put on pants yet! Wait, I'm still innocent!"
"Don't you see that they are not willing to go?" Xiao Nian grabbed Wei Rusong's arm and Xu Lixia to grab someone, "Senior is good, I'm sorry to refuse you."
"Really?" Xu Lixia asked democratically, "Rusong, would you like to come with me?"
"… "
Wei Rusong put on his trousers tremblingly, and his eyes wandered back and forth on the faces of Xiao Nian and Xu Lixia. Xiao Nian's face was written with the threat of "If you dare to go, we will be friends", while Xu Lixia's kind smile of "Come, be happy". It is true that Wei Rusong is a little bit gracious, and Xu Lixia is an elder, of course, the elders are given priority. After the selection, Wei Rusong closed his eyes:
"Sister, let me go with you."
"Ouye is dead!" Xu Lixia patted Xiao Nian's shoulder, and comforted her son earnestly in a spicy tone, "It's okay, son, I want to strengthen my relationship with my daughter-in-law, and you should study hard. Go up every day!"
After he finished speaking, he pressed Xiao Nian's head and took a loud sip on his cheek, leaving a bright red and sexy lip print, and went out holding Wei Rusong who was dressed as a diaosi.
Xu Lixia stopped a taxi and went straight to the Venice Buffet Western Restaurant in the city center. The meal here covered Wei Rusong's living expenses for a week. As soon as she entered the restaurant, Xu Lixia was recognized, so she asked Wei Rusong to eat first. Fan autographs and group photos.
In fact, Wei Rusong usually eats a lot, especially when he comes to the buffet. Every time he eats like a hungry ghost, the waiter rolls his eyes at him, but in front of Xu Lixia, he doesn't dare to eat and drink. No taste, fortunately, he had just recovered from a serious illness, and he really had no appetite, so when Xu Lixia came to the seat, she saw that Wei Rusong only had a few pieces of white-cut chicken and a spoonful of lettuce salad on the plate, elegant and dignified like a lady's sitting posture and eating appearance. Seeing that Xu Lixia couldn't help laughing on the spot:
"No, Rusong, don't be polite to me, I'm not a bad mother-in-law, don't be so restrained, eat more, I like my daughter-in-law to be fat, hee hee."
"I'm not, I don't, sister, I really have nothing to do with Xiao Nian," Wei Rusong almost didn't cry with the white-cut chicken in his mouth, "I'm sorry, sister, I just had a fever, and Xiao Nian took me for an injection, so I don't have any appetite."
When Xu Lixia heard this, she couldn't help rubbing Wei Rusong's head guiltily:
"Oh, why didn't you say it earlier, it's all my fault, I'm sorry, let's go have something light."
After speaking, I have to drag Wei Rusong straight to the next house. Are you rich people so dashing? ! Run away without getting hot ass? ! Wei Rusong quickly withdrew his hand:
"It's okay, it's okay, sister, I'm hungry, it's good to eat here."
Xu Lixia was elated by the smile of a sister:
"Oh, really don't call me sister, I can't afford it."
"No, you look like you're only in your twenties. At first glance, I thought you were Xiao Nian's sister."
"Hey, this child is too good at talking, oh heh," Xu Lixia smiled brightly, wishing to hold Wei Rusong in her arms and kiss her, "Otherwise you will be my daughter-in-law? If you don't dislike my family Xiao Nian."
How can you go around trying to be Xiao Nian's wife! Why didn't your family Xiao Nian be my wife? ! Wait, isn't there something wrong
"Actually, I can see that Niannian likes you very much."
"what?"
Awesome, you can see that too? To tell you the truth, I can see it too... Wei Rusong certainly didn't dare to say it, otherwise he would appear to be a bit of a bitch, as if he had no fear of catching Xiao Nian, and Wei Rusong is indeed a little bit on the nose now, calling Xiao Nian back and forth. , and also planned to teach him to wash his underwear, to let Xu Lixia know whether she would feel that she was abusing her precious son.
"I see Nian Nian taking a bath with you and wiping your hair. I've never seen him do that to anyone," Xu Lixia's eyes flashed with playfulness and cunning. Sure enough, there is something in this world that can make a woman ten years younger. It's just gossip, "You don't know, Nian Nian is a little bully at home, everyone should listen to him, ignore me and his father, most of the time is in the cold war, if you weren't here today, maybe he won't speak to me."
"Ah? Really?" God, Wei Rusong couldn't help sighing, he seemed to see a rising Oscar winner in the future suddenly fall, Xiao Nian's not going to study acting is really a talent! The master of China's future entertainment industry was buried like this, "But I think the apprentices are really good, very obedient and sincere."
They've fucked each other, there is nothing more sincere, iron and heart-breaking than this, and it may only be ass fucking, Wei Rusong dare not think about it.
"Oh, it's our fault to think about it," Xu Lixia said while pouring a glass of juice and biting the straw. She would bite down the straw, and so would Xiao Nian, no matter how hard the straw was, Xiao Nian would bite very flat. , it seems that this is all heredity, "When Nian Nian was a child, we were busy making money and we neglected to care about him. After we realized the importance of parent-child education, it was too late. Caring and not appreciative, we also know that it is to make up for the dead, and we do not ask him to have a good relationship with us. We just hope that he can find someone he loves and loves him. After all, it is a piece of meat in me, of course I hope he I can be happy…”
The atmosphere was very wrong, Wei Rusong hurriedly took two tissues from the table and was ready to wipe her tears for her mother-in-law and sister fairy if something went wrong. Xu Lixia finds it interesting to see Wei Rusong's nervous appearance. No wonder Xiao Nian likes such a cute boy as Wei Rusong.
"It's okay, you don't have to be mentally burdened. If you really don't like it, I won't say it."
"It's not that I don't like it, but, that is, it's not that kind of liking, it's a normal liking, in fact, it's a bit of that kind of liking, that is..." Wei Rusong's heart was like a hundred thousand grass and mud horses galloping on Gelebi's mouth, but he couldn't say why Come, "... I will treat Xiao Nian well?"
"Okay!" Xu Lixia finally couldn't help but jumped up and gave Wei Rusong a big hug, "From now on you are my daughter-in-law! Come on, please go have a drink!"
"Wait, sister, did you make a mistake somewhere—"
Wei Rusong looked confused, what happened? What did he say that made him marry like this? !
"It's a mistake," Xu Lixia said with a straight face, "you will call my mother in the future, you know?"
It was already midnight in Wei Rusong's dormitory, and he walked into the dormitory with the smell of alcohol soaring to the sky. He didn't turn on the lights, it was dark, and it seemed that Xiao Nian was asleep. Wei Rusong was drunk, but in his heart he felt that he had earned it, and his trip was worthwhile. He learned that dozens of G's Xiao Nian's black material was shaken out by Xu Lixia. He didn't know that Xiao Nian couldn't hold a knife. Wei Rusong was still floating. Wei Rusong took off his clothes and crawled to Xiao Nian's bed, thinking of a bunch of bare-ass miniature Xiao Nian dancing. The bed in the dormitory was barely squeezed by two girls, and the two boys were too overloaded. Xiao Nian didn't know if he had fallen asleep. Since he didn't respond, he let the alcoholic Wei Rusong play drunken madness on him. Wei Rusong first lied in Xiao Nian's ear and called him by his nickname:
"Nian Nian, Xiao Nian, Shi Ni Nian, is it okay to call you Shi Ni Nian? I know you like this name the most. I heard that you fell into the toilet when you were a child, hahaha Shi Ni Nian."
Wei Rusong, who was blind in the dark, didn't know if he was harassing him by Xiao Nian's ear. Seeing that Xiao Nian didn't move, Wei Rusong became more serious and frantically sang in Xiao Nian's ear:
"Miss, ah, you will never get the hurt, ah, wait a thousand years, wait a second, ah-"
I don't know why, after chatting with Xu Lixia tonight, Wei Rusong suddenly raised his head and raised his chest. He felt that he was still too polite to Xiao Nian. He was younger than himself, but he also longed to be loved and cared for, so he Wei Rusong took it for granted. Come forward to create an environment of love and peace for Xiao Nian, hahaha—
Suddenly the world turned around, Wei Rusong felt a heavy weight after a dizziness, it turned out that Xiao Nian pressed him onto the bed, and in the dark he saw Xiao Nian's dark eyes like the night in a daze. He was inexplicably awake for most of the time, and was frightened for a while. After all, when you sleep someone is crying and howling in your ear, you have to be in a hurry to change anyone else. Xiao Nian may have been really angry, and he squeezed Wei Rusong's face into an octopus mouth shape:
"Wei Rusong, are you looking for a fuck?"
Wait, buddy, are you sleepwalking? I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language. I'll delete the file and start over as if I didn't hear it just now:
"Ah, what did you say?"
"Did I say you're looking for a fuck?"
— Well, you see, now readers know we're going to have a leg if we don't have one.