At this moment, Wei Rusong was in an extremely embarrassing situation. He was half awake. He didn't dare to say "yes" even if he borrowed a hundred dog eggs from Wei Rusong. If he said "no", he would appear very cowardly. It's Jin, he probably climbed onto Xiao Nian's bed because of alcoholism and slipped away... Wei Rusong wanted to leave as if nothing happened, but was dragged back by Xiao Nian, so scared that Wei Rusong quickly covered it. butt:
"Don't be a hooligan, I'm going to call!"
"Don't be noisy, go to sleep."
Xiao Nian wrapped Wei Rusong, who smelled of alcohol, in his arms, and sprayed evenly on Wei Rusong's neck, infiltrating into the pores and into the blood of the muscles. Wei Rusong was dizzy in the dark, and his head seemed to be holding a balloon. , constantly expanding and breaking, expanding and breaking, again and again.
"Senior."
"what!"
Wei Rusong is now in a state of turmoil, and when Xiao Nian speaks, he immediately becomes nervous.
"You smell so good, go wash it quickly."
"You dislike me?!" Wei Rusong seemed to be playing the role of an unreasonable savage girlfriend, "You actually dislike me, I stink you!"
After speaking, Wei Rusong opened his mouth and sighed wildly on Xiao Nian's face. Xiao Nian's eyes were so hot that he almost didn't let out two lines of clear tears.
"Do you believe that I kiss you?"
"Do not believe!"
Wei Rusong was brave enough to drink, and before he could become a chaste martyr for a second, he saw Xiao Nian's lips drop, so frightened that he covered his mouth and ran away:
"I believe, I believe, Nian brother, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'll take a bath now, I'll go right away."
Then Wei Rusong quickly got out of bed and ran to the bathroom to wash Xiangxiang sober up, Xiao Nian lay in the bed full of Wei Rusong's breath but couldn't sleep for a long time, as if Wei Rusong was still lying beside him, it was - too smokey! Xiao Nian secretly vowed to throw all the sheets and duvet covers in the washing machine tomorrow.
This year's Double Eleven is a holiday. Two noble and fragrant single dogs, Wei Rusong and Xiao Nian, have nowhere to go and can only play games in the dormitory. The single dogs in Summoner's Rift are killing each other, wake up, compatriots! We can't go down like this any longer! Why is it too urgent to cook with the same root? Why can't we compete for resources with couples? Why can singles in Double Eleven only be attacked by 10,000 tons of dog food that is mercilessly mocked and accepted? Why do those restaurants only offer discounts for couples? ! Our brotherly brotherhood is higher than the sky, deeper than the sea, and wider than the earth. How can we be torn apart by your group of lovers who radiate the sour smell of love everywhere!
"Junior, let's go! Let's climb Maple Mountain!"
"Don't make excuses for you even pitting me in five rankings." Xiao Nian has been with Wei Rusong for a long time now, and he will be infected by him and tell some cold jokes, "Please show some of your responsibilities as a man."
"Oh, it's just a game, entertainment," Wei Rusong leaned up and rubbed Xiao Nian's tender face into shape, "Come on, let's go to Fengshu Mountain, stay for one night, and eat and cook at noon the next day. Kiln chicken!"
After speaking, Wei Rusong ran to organize his backpack. Xiao Nian couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw him jumping up and down:
"Are you on a whim?"
"of course not."
Wei Rusong is telling the truth. Although he seems to be thinking about it, Wei Rusong is not too embarrassed to tell the truth. At that time, when he and Chen Xuanxuan were in love, he had already made all the travel arrangements for their four years of college in great detail. Arranged, if it wasn't for the chaos of school, Wei Rusong could even arrange the place for their honeymoon.
"It's only two hours by train, and you can get a 50% discount if you have a student ID. Maple Leaf Red is about the end of October. If you go now, you should be able to catch the last train, keep fit, and camp and barbecue at night, but I think you have thin skin and tender meat. If I get carried away by the wolf, I will be ashamed of your ancestors. I can't book a room now, but it doesn't matter. There are many small hotels like Sanwu that can't be found online. The prices are cheap and affordable, but the conditions are poor. I don't know if you can accept it?"
"I'll just follow you."
very good! Wei Rusong likes Xiao Nian, an obedient idiot. It is convenient and easy to go out, just like a pet dog.
The trip was rushed. They played games all morning, ran to the train station at noon without having breakfast, bought a caterpillar bread from the bakery on the street and started to hurry. Wei Rusong also kindly invited Xiao Nian to taste it together. Xiao Nian can start eating from the end of the bread. After thinking about it, Xiao Nian lowered his head and took a big bite from the end of the long bread, and then distributed the bread he bought to Wei Rusong. After the division was over, full of warmth and lustful thoughts, Wei Rusong had the habit of taking a nap, so he leaned on Xiao Nian's shoulder and fell asleep:
"The leader is going to sleep, Xiao Xiao, go ahead and explore the way."
"Um."
After Wei Rusong fell asleep, Xiao Nian bored on his phone and read some novels. His eyes were a little tired, so he went to the social network. Xiao Nian's news is always 999+, and he doesn't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, so he doesn't respond to it like that. Xiao Nian rarely uses social networks, and he always thinks that there is really nothing but a phone call.
Only when Xiao Nian was very bored would he click to clear the news. When he cleared Weibo, he found that there were tens of thousands of likes and tens of thousands of comments and forwarding, as well as a skyrocketing 30,000 followers. It turned out to be the climax of the previous clarification Weibo and his filming of Wei Rusong's Weibo.
It is roughly divided into three types of "are you a couple?" marriage-prompting groups, "little brother, do you still lack a girlfriend?" girlfriend groups, and "wish you a hundred years of happiness". Which of your eyes can see the group. Xiao Nian didn't bother to reply after seeing so many comments. He turned on the front camera, the sun was just right, and the rapidly flashing architectural projections swept over the two of them. Xiao Nian was shrouded in a halo of light. Press the capture button.
Xiao Nian showed his full face this time, but because the light was too strong, he could hardly see his facial features, while Wei Rusong rested on Xiao Nian's shoulders like a little bird, and the picture really made people blush. heartbeat. Xiao Nian chose to give up after organizing the language for a long time, and only sent a zzz, meaning that Wei Rusong was sleeping.
Immediately after it was sent, someone liked, commented and forwarded:
-Ahhh, finally blogging! ! ! !
-? ? ? ? When did I follow the PO master? ? ? ?
- You said you're not gay! ! ! hateful! ! Double Eleven also came out to abuse dogs! ! !
-hhhh why did you call the seniors really mentally retarded? Is it a nickname
"… "
In short, Xiao Nian will be silent after reading all kinds of strange comments, Wei Rusong will cry when he sees it, and he is too lazy to open Weibo and continue to clean up the news of the next social software.
Maple Mountain is not high. Xiao Nian and Wei Rusong climbed to the top of the mountain in less than two hours. It was almost close to the sunset, and the red light poured out like a scorching flame. The exhaustion of his body was swept away, and he opened his arms and greeted Xiao Nian with the gesture of "Love Concubine, this is the country I made for you":
"Come on, junior, take some pictures for me while I feel better now!"
So Xiao Nian used his mobile phone to record Wei Rusong's "Love Concubine, this is what I built for you", "I bought this melon for only two dollars", "As long as I stand straight enough, I will not bend "Wait, it's a photo pose that was freshly unearthed from the ground. After taking the photo, I leaned up to look at it and nodded with satisfaction:
"Not bad, my brother, you are really good at taking pictures! Come on, let me take pictures for you."
"I'll let it go."
"How does this work?" Wei Rusong pushed Xiao Nian into the camera, "Come on, hurry up, I want to shoot."
At the moment of entering the mirror, Xiao Nian's temperament changed drastically, but he was so youthful, so he didn't pretend to be pretentious, and his gestures were all natural and handsome. Wei Rusong's eyes were red after taking a few pictures:
"Junior, why do you have such a strong sense of the camera? Tell me the truth, did you go to Milan Fashion Week for a show?"
"It's not that great," Xiao Nian was quite modest, first and then raising his voice, "I used to be a model before, but it was before college."
Well, Wei Rusong dialed himself to take a photo of Xiao Nian, then dialed Xiao Nian to take a photo of himself, and finally shamelessly dumped the blame:
"Why are you taking pictures with such a straight man?!"
"… "
After eating barbecue at the top of the mountain and running down the mountain, after a while of chaos, it is simply - there is no hotel.
After all, on Double Eleven, it was originally a bachelor who got drunk in a bar, maybe all the opportunities to spend a glamorous night were occupied by couples. This is something Wei Rusong never expected. Last year, it was obviously not so crazy. How deficient is the spiritual world...
In short, Wei Rusong found four or five hotels or hostels at the foot of the mountain, and they said they were full. The front desk of one of them even mocked Wei Rusong arrogantly:
"You still come to book a room at this point, the ghost will let you live."
So Wei Rusong carried his bag and Xiao Nian on the road in a sullen way, and his heart was full of grief, but Xiao Nian still walked by his side as always, and he couldn't tell whether he was in a good or bad mood:
"Student brother, I'm sorry."
"Um?"
"The problem of accommodation is my fault. I'm too self-willed. I can't do it. Let's just have one night at KFC..."
"OK."
Maybe it was because God took pity on Xiao Nian for being handsome and going to sleep with KFC, there is a danger of losing his life. They found a hotel in a dimly lit alley. Her aged woman:
"One hundred packs of three hundred nights at a time."
"..." Wei Rusong actually understood, "No, we're just staying here."
The old woman lifted her eyelids covered with heavy pink eyeshadow and slashed around Xiao Nian and Wei Rusong's faces. When she saw Xiao Nian, she couldn't help but stay for a few more seconds:
"Two hundred for a night, condoms and sex toys are not free, and the minimum consumption is ten yuan."
"Just stay overnight."
"You must spend a minimum of ten yuan." The woman put a box on the counter with a bang. There were all kinds of condoms in it. "Ordinary ten yuan, ultra-thin, thirteen threads and fifteen."
Wei Rusong's face was blue and white for a while, and finally closed his eyes and casually touched an ordinary strawberry flavor and handed it to the woman. After the woman took it, she couldn't help sneering. The next second Xiao Nian also touched an ordinary strawberry flavor and threw it over, Wei Rusong felt inexplicable. :
"Is there any difference?"
"S size is too small, I use XL size."
Immediately Wei Rusong's chrysanthemum was tight, and he didn't know why he was tight, but Xiao Nian had already paid and pushed him to the room with an ordinary strawberry-flavored XL size.