"No," Wei Rusong regretted having a stomachache, "I was playing games and I didn't know what I said." Wei Rusong wanted to tear the mouth of the big-mouthed monkey, but it was true that he himself was at fault, "It's over now, and why am I The one with the dick!"
Let's spread this rumor. The key is that it seems that Wei Rusong has no dignity at all. Why is Wei Rusong giving Xiao Nian a dick? Xiao Nian's eyes finally became fierce:
"What, do you want me to give it to you?"
"No," why are two straight guys here talking about who is sucking whose dick? Wei Rusong patted his face, "Cheer up, junior, don't you want to prove that the two of us are just pure and flawless roommates?"
"Think," Xiao Nian said mercilessly, "provided you don't tell people that my dick is salty."
"Ah-" Wei Rusong slammed his head on the wall with a collapse, "I'm broken, I'm going to restart it."
After I finished speaking, I went to the bathroom to take a shower. When I came out of the bath, Xiao Nian was playing games there like no one else. Thick, after all, you are the one whose dick was sucked by others. Of course you are not in a hurry. ! Wei Ru was relieved, dragged the chair to Xiao Nian's side and sat down, and said earnestly:
"Senior brother, senior wants to chat with you, are you free?"
"Um."
"That's what I think, it's my fault this time, but you have to say something, right?"
"Um."
"Just, do something? It's better to take action than to act. Let's do something to prove our innocence?"
"Um."
"Are you listening carefully?"
"Yes," Xiao Nian responded, his fingers snapping on the keyboard, it seemed that the battle was fierce, Wei Rusong was also a game dog, so he naturally understood how heartbroken he was when he was disturbed while playing games, but Xiao Nianyun was so calm. Repeatedly, "You said, you want to chat with me and ask me if I am free. Although the fault is yours this time, I have to make a statement that if I want to do something, it is better to act. Let's do something to prove our innocence."
"Fine, great, great, great," Wei Rusong hurried to Xiao Nianshun's back for fear that he would back off, "I can't do it, junior brother, your conditions are good, you go talk to a girlfriend, the rumors won't be self-defeating. Yet?"
"don't want."
Xiao Nian firmly refused, Wei Rusong was not happy anymore, but he took a whole bath to get his head into the water before he came up with a great plan, which this kid did not know before and denied it:
"Why not?"
"I don't have a girl I like, so I can't play with other people's feelings."
I rely on you to have such a fucking sense of justice, Wei Rusong sighed, he was willing to be inferior, and he was willing to be the "senior who gave Xiao Nian a dick".
This game Xiao Nian finally finished, Wei Rusong immediately rushed up and asked with anticipation:
"Do you have any good ideas?"
Xiao Nian looked at Wei Rusong's dog-like wet and black eyes, and sighed:
"No, otherwise we usually avoid meeting first."
In fact, because the two are a freshman and a sophomore, the class time is almost staggered. Even when they are in class together, Wei Rusong sticks out his head like a thief to spy on the enemy, and finds that no one in the dormitory corridor notices 325. Carrying a schoolbag, he ran wildly, leaving Xiao Nian alone to put on his shoes and lock the door.
It went on like this for more than a week. Everyone saw that Xiao Nian and Wei Rusong didn't go out together, and they didn't dare to tease Xiao Nian. They could only use Wei Rusong to loosen the knife. Wei Rusong was forced to bear it and put the book on the desk. He glared at the classmates who made fun of him:
"Fuck your mother really cares so much about you going to fuck yourself!"
Anyone with eyes could see that Wei Rusong was angry, but the big-mouthed monkey jumped out and added fuel to the fire:
"How dare you rob you?"
So Wei Rusong and the big-mouthed monkey had a solid fight. Wei Rusong was stronger than the big-mouthed monkey, so he had the upper hand. After venting, Wei Rusong was refreshed. Such as Mu Chunfeng's smile, but the rumor in private has changed again: Wei Rusong ate Xiao Nian's dick and refused to admit it, so embarrassed that he beat his classmates.
These rumors have been flying all over the sky for a long time, and just like the advertisements in Typhoon Sky, they slapped on the face of Wei Rusong's counselor Zhou Bin. Although Zhou Bin is a counselor, he is not as old as these students. Therefore, Still very open. Hearing this rumor, he recalled Wei Rusong's face vigorously, um, he seemed to be quite handsome, and recalled his personality again, he seemed to have a girlfriend, right? So Zhou Bin came to the conclusion: Wei Rusong may have had a bad relationship with someone and was slandered by rumors. To be honest, Zhou Bin can't control this matter. He doesn't know who started the story. One, Wei Rusong and Xiao Nian really have an affair, isn't he nosy? Don't think about it anymore, play games.
This matter is over, Xiao Nian is still a new male god of A big after the heat has passed, and everywhere you can see girls dressed in fancy dresses frantically discharging fritters like "Zizzizi" to Xiao Nian, but Xiao Nian The whole insulator, without a red face or a beating heart, does not look straight, making Wei Rusong scratch his ears and cheeks anxiously:
"Junior, do you want to express something?!"
"What does it mean?"
"Anyway, why don't you say hello? Every day you walk with your head held high like a chicken, do you know what people say about you? People say that you are immobile in the face of beauty, and there are only two kinds of people, one is Tang Seng, the other The species is GAY."
"They look at Renji," Xiao Nian said indifferently, "just ignore it."
"I care about you!"
Wei Rusong felt that Xiao Nian was also big-hearted. Maybe there was a celebrity mother and a rich father who let Xiao Nian see the wind and waves at a young age - but Wei Rusong didn't! He is a pure and innocent little virgin. He lived to be twenty years old, let alone kissing a small mouth, even when he pulled a small hand, he felt restless with a rambutan in his hand. It's really straight, as straight as a telephone pole, the kind that can be struck by lightning while standing in an open space during a thunderstorm.
The change of seasons in place A is always accompanied by sudden heavy rain. Xiao Nian is a little sloppy and always forgets to bring an umbrella when he goes out. Every time Wei Rusong is like an old mother, he is always instructed, but every Friday morning Wei Rusong has no class. Therefore, Xiao Nian, who was full of classes, helped him with meals after school, and this was the only day Wei Rusong could sleep in with peace of mind, but he didn't know that something had happened to him.
At noon, Wei Rusong was woken up by hunger. The rain poured down the window, and it was impossible to see the scenery outside. When he looked at the time, it was almost a little bit fast. This bastard Xiao Nian must have been buried in a mudslide.
Building A is built on the mountainside, and the original ecological campus is used as a gimmick in the admissions introduction. However, due to the construction of the campus, the soil erosion has been caused. Every time it rains, the ground is full of mud and debris. It is said that people died in the early years. A pile of short trees was planted on the slope protection before the top was used. Wei Rusong quickly called Xiao Nian:
"Hello? Junior, are you okay?!"
"You finally woke up, I was trapped in the cafeteria."
"Gah? You didn't bring an umbrella?"
"forgotten."
"I tell you every day that you don't have a long memory, why are you like this," Wei Rusong complained, but he had already started to dress and get out of bed, "Which cafeteria are you in, I'll bring you an umbrella. "
"No, you're not afraid of being seen?"
"What did you see?" Wei Rusong almost forgot about it, and said with tears in his eyes, "Damn it, when are you still thinking about this matter, we are straight and straight, which cafeteria are you in?"
"I'm super delicious."
"Don't go super delicious, the worst thing in these canteens is super delicious."
"Um."
The evil thing was that Wei Rusong had just gone out when the rain suddenly lightened, and it was not a problem if he didn't use an umbrella.
"Would you like to play with me like this..."
Wei Rusong thought that since they had all gone out, he simply gave Xiao Nian the umbrella and then went to the cafeteria to eat. As a result, he met Xiao Nian halfway, and the two looked at each other:
"Senior."
"Apprentice."
"I saw that the rain was getting lighter, so I came back by myself."
"Well, it's fine, then I'll go eat first."
After speaking, Wei Rusong handed the umbrella to Xiao Nian and took a step forward, accidentally stepping into the puddle.
"Fuck me!"
Wei Rusong raised his foot, the road was slippery in the rain, he could not stand on one foot, and his body slammed down the slope. Xiao Nian's unchanging face finally showed a surprised expression:
"Senior!"
Xiao Nian also slid down the slope.
Zhou Bin saw that the rain had finally subsided, and the cafeteria was not crowded, so he went out to eat. When he passed the slope protection, he saw the sound of rustling leaves shaking from the bushes under the slope, and it seemed that someone was still talking. . It's raining, who's there? Zhou Bin looked suspiciously, and saw a pair of legs exposed in the grass.
"Ah... ah! It hurts... it hurts to death!"
"Light, light! It's going to break!"
"Does it really hurt that much?"
"Fuck! If you don't believe me, try it ah-pain!"
"It's okay, don't be nervous."
"what-"
This fucking is obviously the voice of two men, and one of them sounds familiar? Zhou Bin always felt that he had heard it somewhere.
"Wei Rusong, do you want to be so exaggerated?"
"Um... don't move my waist—"
Zhou Bin was shocked: what? ! In broad daylight, the sky is bright and the world is shamelessly playing field battles outside? ! Zhou Bin just wanted to snarl, but he couldn't imagine which side of the scene was more embarrassing. He thought about talking to Wei Rusong in private, so he shook his head and left.
Wei Rusong cried out in pain:
"Ouch, hey, Lao Tzu's jade..."
"It's really just that the scratch area is a little bigger," Xiao Nian wiped the rain off his face, "I'll take you back."
Wei Rusong went back to the bedroom with a dark face on Monday. Xiao Nian rarely played games, so he noticed Wei Rusong's low pressure at a glance:
"What's wrong?"
"The fucking idiot counselor talked to me and said that it was indecent for me to fight in the rainy day? I hit you in the field! I opened the wound to show him and he didn't believe it! He said that I am a big man because of this. Xiaoshang just called it like that, saying that I am arrogant, can't my mother have fine skin and tender meat?! Who is not the young master?!"
Now, the rumor that Wei Rusong and Xiao Nian had a leg was confirmed. It was witnessed by the counselor, and it was a blast:
Wei Rusong and Xiao Nian were fighting in the green belt of the slope protection in broad daylight and were caught by the counselor!