In the past, when Wei Rusong was chasing Chen Xuanxuan, he never asked anyone for help. Now it is not what it used to be. Now the situation is serious, Wei Rusong decided to seek foreign aid.
The first foreign aid is Huang Fan. Although Huang Fan is a textbook scumbag, he has to admit that he does a trick to flirting with girls. I just don't know if his trick is suitable for men. In short, ask first. .
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- i want to ask you something
-Wait, I can't type right now, let's chat by voice
Then Huang Fan sent an invitation to voice chat, Wei Rusong picked it up, and vaguely heard someone scolding your mother beside Huang Fan, the voice was familiar, but Wei Rusong couldn't remember it for a while.
"Hey, what's wrong with Rusong?"
There are many strange noises on Huang Fan's side, such as the muffled sound similar to the collision of the flesh, and the wet sound of the liquid being stirred up. There are faint humming and heavy breathing mixed from time to time. Wei Rusong felt more and more wrong:
"What are you doing? Why are you so noisy?"
"Educate my cat."
Huang Fan's voice has changed from the frivolousness of the past, and even has a low-pitched sexy, the frequency of the body flapping has slowed down, "Crack!" "Crack!" "Crack!" No words.
"Are you abusing cats?" Wei Rusong thought to himself that Huang Fan was really not a thing, why did he still bring cats to abuse, "Don't fight, anyway, I raised it by myself, let me ask you, have you ever played with others? Ambiguity, just playing around with it?"
"Ah? No," Huang Fan answered casually, and then seriously thought about it, "It's not that there isn't, this is what I'm talking about now, but our situation is rather special, it's just friends doing it. lover."
"Huh? Didn't you confess?"
"Yes," Huang Fan seemed to be abusing the cat again, and the movement could almost tear down the house, "it's just that he doesn't appreciate it, but he lowered his head and didn't look up to see him. Son, right?"
"Huang Fan, I'm fucking your whole family um-ah... woo!"
"..." Wei Rusong heard the scolding, it was Xu Yangsheng! fuck! Huang Fan and Xu Yangsheng are shooting! I can't look directly at the two of them anymore! my day! Xiao Nian and I didn't even shoot, did you guys do it first? !
"Get it right, I'm fucking you now."
"Aha-"
"You guys take it slow," Wei Rusong held the phone with two fingers to keep the foul language away from his ears, and then quickly pressed the hang up button, "Have fun."
The moment he hung up the phone, Xu Yangsheng shoved Huang Fan into the bed with his lower body connected. I mean, gritted his teeth and said:
"I won't pinch you out today to count your anus tight!"
In fact, Xu Yangsheng was already so weak that it was difficult to even fall off Huang Fan. If it wasn't for Huang Fan's support on his waist, Xu Yangsheng would have been put into the bedside table long ago. Seeing that Xu Yangsheng had no lethality, Huang Fan also "kindly" shoved the murder weapon buried in his body a few times, causing Xu Yangsheng to soften his waist again. fell down.
"Don't, uh... don't move! Uh—"
Huang Fan suddenly sat up and kissed Xu Yangsheng. Xu Yangsheng widened his eyes in disbelief. Seeing Huang Fan's not thick but slender eyelashes trembling slightly, he used all his strength to push Huang Fan away:
"Take care of your pig's mouth! What about gnawing, gnawing on cabbage?!"
"The cabbage," Huang Fan inserted his fingers between Xu Yangsheng's fingers and intertwined with him, "you were very tight under you when I was chewing on you."
It seems that it's better not to ask anyone about this. Wei Rusong thought about talking to Xiao Nian on his mobile phone. In case of any accident, there will be a buffer period, but it doesn't seem sincere. Wei Rusong is a very traditional man. , since you like it, you should say it openly in front of the other party.
After thinking about a summer vacation, Wei Rusong finally decided to wait until school starts.
It was Valentine's Day soon after school started. Wei Rusong planned to invite Xiao Nian to the Venice Buffet Western Restaurant for 300 yuan per person. Even if the confession failed, he would have to turn his grief and anger into appetite to eat back.
"Junior, do you have an appointment on Valentine's Day?"
After Wei Rusong finished a game, he pretended to take off his earphones and asked casually, and Xiao Nian, who was sitting behind him, said:
"No."
- If you dare to say that I have chopped you to death! Wei Rusong secretly rejoiced:
"Then do you want us to go out for dinner? Go to the Venice buffet restaurant. Last time your mother took me there to eat. I think it tastes good."
"sure."
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! A good beginning is half the battle! Wei Rusong now has a bunch of little angels with bare bottoms beating gongs, trumpets and salutes. It's a celebration. In fact, even in normal times, Xiao Nian has never rejected Wei Rusong's invitation, but now Wei Rusong's love filter is too heavy to allow If there are any mistakes, the mother-in-law will look forward to the trivial things.
Xiao Nian turned around, but found that Wei Rusong had never looked back. He was lost, and suddenly found that the tips of Wei Rusong's ears protruding from his hair were red as if they were about to bleed. Behind Wei Rusong, he gently rubbed Wei Rusong's ears with his fingers:
"Senior, are you hypoxia? Your ears are so hot."
"What are you doing!" At the moment of contact, it was as if a small, crisp electric current splashed small sporadic fireworks on the auricle, and went straight into Wei Rusong's mind, making him dizzy, "Dai Rusong said. I've been wearing my earphones for a long time! It's alright."
After speaking, Wei Rusong pushed behind Xiao Nian's chair - let's go! Xiao Nian was pushed back again.
Among the four, Lin Wei is the only one who doesn't know about Huang Fan and Xu Yangsheng. Lin Wei is extremely conservative in both personality and thinking. Xu Yangsheng has always joked that he is suitable for living in the last century. Back then, it was rumored that Wei Rusong and Xiao Nian had an affair, but only Lin Wei never believed it, not because of his strong relationship with Wei Rusong, but because of his understanding that it is impossible for a man to like a man. If Lin Wei knew that Huang Fan and Xu Yangsheng were engaged, Lin Wei could jump off the building.
"You guys, recruit them truthfully."
A few nights before Valentine's Day, Wei Rusong, carrying Lin Wei on his back, invited Huang Fan and Xu Yangsheng to the rooftop to smoke, but they were actually snooping on the news. The moon was dark and the wind was high, and the three gays hid on the rooftop and shivered.
"What are you recruiting, just," Huang Fan was really cold, and took out cigarettes for everyone to smoke, "Didn't you just watch the fireworks that day? In fact, I just wanted to invite Lao Xu, and deliberately lied to you that I had an appointment with a girl. ," Huang Fan was quite shy when it came to this, he glanced at Xu Yangsheng who shrank to the side smoking a cigarette and did not speak, and immediately obeyed, "Among the four of us, Lao Xu and I have known each other for the longest time, as you know, we fight. In my mother's womb, I worshipped."
"Go away, if I have the foresight to come out a few days before you, I should ask your mother to have an abortion."
"Don't get excited, Lao Xu," Huang Fan quickly patted Xu Yangsheng's back and smoothed his hair, "My first love was Lao Xu, but Lao Xu has been able to talk since he was a child, but whether he wants to talk or not, there is no shortage of people around him. "
"You are neither, nor lack," Wei Rusong shook his head, "you, you, don't whitewash yourself."
"I didn't whitewash myself, I can be both men and women, I'm a double, I just want to play, maybe I meet the right one, but Lao Xu and I are inseparable, and I'm also uncomfortable when I bow my head and don't look up. ."
"Okay, don't talk about it, it's all my fault," Xu Yang got angry, and stuck a middle finger in front of Huang Fan, "You didn't tell me this at all, okay? Fuck my ass, why didn't I fuck you? My dick is not a decoration, I've been very annoying recently, don't talk about feelings first, just fuck OK? If you don't feel good about it, I'll still find a girl."
Wow... so fierce? Wei Rusong has known them for seven or eight years, and it turns out that it is easy to hurt feelings when talking about relationships...
"Rusong, don't mind us, I'm not a good thing, neither is Fangou, you let us toss ourselves, let's talk about you first," Xu Yangsheng threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stomped on the bottom of his slippers, "You I always feel that we are joking with you. You are a fan of the authorities. I am a bit poisonous, but it is true to treat you as a brother. Fangou and I both think that there must be something between you and Xiao Nian. It is so fucking obvious. Now, I almost took a pen and wrote it on my face."
"real or fake… "
Wei Rusong couldn't help but reflect on himself.
"If you like it, you have to say it. Don't be like Teddy for some people. It's not sincere to say what you like after a while, you know?"
This means that Sang scolds Huai, and it is because Huang Fan is thick-skinned. Wei Rusong always feels that the atmosphere between Huang Fan and Xu Yangsheng is very special... It's awkward, it's either a fight or a cannonball.
I can't figure it out myself, and I don't have the right to control others.
This year's Valentine's Day event at the Venice Buffet Western Restaurant offers 10% off for couples traveling together. Wei Rusong saw the sign placed in front of the store, his eyes lit up, he excitedly asked the receptionist for a couple's seat, and the receptionist stared sharply at their faces After patrolling for a while, he said coldly:
"Don't be kidding."
"Why do you say we're joking?" Wei Rusong became angry, "We're not like a couple?"
"It's not like," the receptionist glanced at Wei Rusong, he saw that Wei Rusong was a poor student, and Xiao Nian was wearing a brand he had never seen before. Although Xiao Nian had a good temperament and appearance, he looked like a dog. The poor ghost is not without it, "There is still room for the ordinary seat."
"I don't eat it."
Wei Rusong was so angry that he grabbed Xiao Nian and turned to leave, when he heard the receptionist muttering from behind:
"A young man who is greedy for petty and cheap, and pretends to be gay to deceive people, is not disgusting."
"They are really a couple," a loud voice interjected forcefully, "Do you look down on homosexuality?"
Wei Rusong was stunned for a moment, turned her head and saw that it was Chen Xuanxuan. She was holding the arm of a strange boy. The boy whispered to persuade her to forget it. Chen Xuanxuan ignored him and continued to reason with the receptionist:
"I can testify that they are a couple, do you want to apologize to them?"
"It's just me," the receptionist pulled the uncle security guard beside him, "I'm still a couple with him, Xiaoli, come here, do you think we're a couple?"
"Uh..." The reception lady named Xiaoli was obviously embarrassed, "Forget it, maybe they are really a couple?"
"That won't work, it's just baseless," the receptionist said aggressively, "I just can't get used to the rudeness of today's young people!"
"What's wrong with the ethos? People are in your way?!" Chen Xuanxuan became angry, "Could the receptionist in your restaurant be a bit more qualified?"
"Why are we unqualified? We're swearing? Besides, we've never hosted a same-sex couple. Who knows if it's true or not?"
Because of Chen Xuanxuan's loud voice, and a bunch of people blocking the door, people came and went on Valentine's Day, and the surrounding crowd was filled with onlookers at some point.
Wei Rusong was so angry that his eyes darkened and his chest was stuffy. He opened his mouth but couldn't utter a word. At this time, Xiao Nian, who was standing beside him, said:
"Everyone can see, I prove that we are lovers."
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Nian kissed Wei Rusong.
It turns out that Xiao Nian's lips are warmer than his own, Wei Rusong thought vaguely.