If there is a cause, there must be a cause. If Wei Rusong's leg injury has to be blamed on someone, Xiao Nian must be the best person to take the blame.
If it wasn't for Xiao Nian's lack of an umbrella, he would not have been trapped in the super delicious cafeteria. If Xiao Nian would not have been trapped in the super delicious cafeteria, then Wei Rusong would not have taken the road with the slope protection. If you take the road with the slope protection, there is no possibility of rolling down the slope protection. After that, you will neither break your leg nor be mistaken by the counselor to think that you and the man are playing wild guns. In short, Xiao Nian is wrong. wrong.
Xiao Nian also felt guilty. After all, every day Wei Rusong reminded him to remember to bring an umbrella, breakfast, and a stationery box... Xiao Nian felt that his mother was not as long-winded as Wei Rusong, nor did Wei Rusong treat him like this... Mind? Xiao Nian was really moved, so he shouldered the responsibility of getting up early to buy breakfast for Wei Rusong.
Since Wei Rusong said that the super delicious canteen is the worst food in the school canteen, Xiao Nian went to the canteen where Wei Rusong asked him to cook. Xiao Nian is a very single-minded person. He can eat the same cafeteria and the same dish for a long time, but if he gets bored, he will never look back - there is no other hint, that is, Xiao Nian went to eat Wei Rusong's favorite food. After that cafeteria, I found out that the super delicious cafeteria is really hard to eat...
After all, as one of the protagonists of the topic of the bloody storm, everyone's curiosity about Xiao Nian far exceeds that of Wei Rusong, but Xiao Nian doesn't seem to be close to the fireworks in the world. People can only watch from a distance, and silently whisper in their hearts: Why did Xiao Nian give Wei Rusong his dick? Why would Xiao Nian fight with Wei Rusong in the field? Why is Xiao Nian's dick salty
Of course, Xiao Nian also has friends. Han Hai, who has been with his classmates since his junior high school and went to university, saw Xiao Nian appear in the cafeteria of Aunt Zhu for the first time, and the auntie beat him to see how handsome Xiao Nian was. Very fat chicken thighs. Han Hai looked at the little chicken thighs on his dinner plate, and then looked at the big chicken thighs on Xiao Nian's dinner plate, and sighed heavily.
"Xiao Nian, you and Wei Rusong—"
"Clean relationship."
"Then why are there such rumors?"
"..." Xiao Nian felt that his tongue was knotted when he explained it, but it was strange if he didn't explain, "I didn't let the senior give me a dick, nor did I fight with the senior. As for my dick being salty, it's just the senior's nonsense. ."
Xiao Nian made a statement understatement, while clipping the big drumstick into a plastic lunch box and buttoning it carefully.
Wow, this is the first time Han Hai hears vulgar words such as "dick" and "field war" spit out from Xiao Nian's mouth with beautiful lips, but he has no sense of disobedience at all, and even thinks that these two words have been opened by Xiao Nian. Light, you have to be careful with your words in the future.
"But there's really nothing between the two of you?" Han Hai asked reluctantly.
"have what?"
"Who did you call this meal for?" Han Hai asked knowingly.
"Senior."
"What happened to the chicken thigh?"
"He's injured his leg, make it up for him."
"Yes, your junior is really kind and righteous," Han Hai added at the end, "Even if you really have something, I will not look down on you, you are my brother for life, and the person you like no matter whether it is a male or female. I'll support you even if you're a girl!"
Although Xiao Nian was very moved, he still had to clarify:
"I'm really not gay."
Because Wei Rusong's calf was bruised on a large area, his entire calf was tied like a baguette. He could only take a shower in a posture of kicking and stepping, and it was a bit like dancing a little swan. In short, it was miserable. It's like juggling. But Wei Rusong has the advantage of being optimistic, and it is the indomitable nature of a big man to make fun of hardships, so our senior Wei stepped on the toilet lid with one foot and held a shower head in the bathroom to hold a solo concert.
Wei Rusong first introduced the stage with a strong voice: "Next, please, our pop music king, MR. Wei, bring us a song "Bath Song"!" Then he squeezed his throat and pretended to be a girl screaming, "Ah Ah Song Song Song Song I love you, Song Song Song Song we will be together forever! Song Song is so handsome! Ah, love Song Song!" Finally, he used his original voice with a little contrived disgust, "Shh, Bixin, I love you."
After facing the foggy mirror WINK, Wei Rusong held up the shower head and began to sing loudly:
"I love taking a bath and my skin is good, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!"
Wei Rusong used to live alone in a dormitory, and no one knew about it since he became crazy. It's not what it used to be, but Wei Rusong became a little carried away after his enthusiasm. When the dolphin sound was heard, the bathroom door was opened from the outside, Xiao Nian stood at the door with a box lunch and asked anxiously:
"Senior, are you alright?"
Wei Rusong was covered in foam and stood astride the toilet lid with a shower head that didn't come out, with a majestic posture of bending a bow and shooting a giant eagle. smile:
"Er goose uh uh! It's alright, I'm taking a shower, I opened my voice, did I scare you? Hahahaha..."
After speaking, Wei Rusong turned on the shower nozzle. Who knew that his nozzle was facing the door. It was just in the direction Xiao Nian was standing. He sprayed Xiao Nian's whole body with a squeak. Wei Rusong can't hold it - Hey, don't talk nonsense, how can I hold back? ! Wei Rusong tapped the switch, but it was difficult to get rid of the water, so Xiao Nian stood at the door wet like a dog in the water, looking a little pitiful, Wei Rusong instantly flooded with fatherly love, and greeted Xiao Nian:
"Come and wash, don't catch a cold."
"it is good."
Xiao Nian put the lunch box on the table, took off his shirt carelessly, revealing his naked upper body, those muscles, those lines, it was almost as if he wanted to carve them out.
Anyway, they are all men, and they will not lose a piece of meat when they look at each other. However, men are competitive, and that place will inevitably be compared. It is naturally embarrassing who is smaller, but Xiao Nian's size is indeed exaggerated. Wei Rusong thinks that it is a standard Asian size, and Xiao Nian is taller than himself. Strong, it's okay to be a little bit bigger - Mommy, isn't it just a little bit bigger? ! Wei Rusong felt a sense of inferiority when he saw Xiao Niancai who was naked. He wanted to plunge his head into the toilet and be flushed by the water. Isn't it just two taels of flesh between the crotch, so heavy running has great resistance, he is sure that Xiao Nian must not be able to run by himself. Quickly, Wei Rusong was relieved after a bit of self-explanation, and took a shower happily again. His throat was itchy, and he wanted to sing again, but Xiao Nian was embarrassed. At this time, Xiao Nian was unexpectedly understanding, so he put shower gel on his body and raised his chin slightly to motion to Wei Rusong:
"Senior, if you want to sing, just sing."
After all, if you live in the same dormitory, you still have to spend three years in the same dormitory, and this is an integrated bathroom. In the future, it will definitely be reduced to a happy scene where one person shits and one person takes a bath. What's wrong with the two voices? Wei Rusong suddenly became enlightened, and turned his back to Xiao Nian and sang loudly:
"Des~pa~cito~tomato, ah potato, eh eh eh eh 2 yo, a bowl of wine, regardless of price, give me a cup of forgetful water, let me sing a song for you to watch the meteor shower fall on this earth— "
Wei Rusong's music style can be called psychedelic, but he loves skewering. Xiao Nian couldn't help it. He had to interrupt Wei Rusong, who was singing and singing:
"Senior, I'm done washing up, I'll go out first."
"Eh? Oh oh ok ok."
When Wei Rusong came out of the bathroom, Xiao Nian had already put on his headphones to play games. Without the nourishment of the bath water, Wei Rusong's whole body was depleted at a speed visible to the naked eye. He dragged his legs onto the bed, stuck his head out of the upper bunk and called Xiao Nian tentatively:
"Apprentice?"
"Um?"
"So you can hear it, but it's not really a big deal," Wei Rusong hadn't been out for activities recently because of a leg injury, and was lying in the dormitory with sore muscles, "Can you help me squeeze my back? Then I'll squeeze it back for you? "
Reciprocity!
"Just come."
Xiao Nian hurriedly climbed onto Wei Rusong's bed, Wei Rusong immediately turned over to lie down, Xiao Nian grabbed his back and rubbed it hard, and Wei Rusong let out a strange cry:
"oh oh!"
"Can you do that, senior? Did I hurt you?"
"No! It's cool!" Wei Rusong was so refreshed that his soul was almost gone, and his voice was crisp, "Try harder!"
"Oh! Ah! Ha..."
"It's so cool!"
"Ah... um..." Wei Rusong was at a loss for words. "Wait, wait for me next round."
At this moment, the dormitory 323 next door—
"Go on, the robot hooks that ice!"
"Why are you turning your head and doing him!"
"Come across to the road to play mahjong?! Fuck!" Lin Xiang was "gang-raped" to death on the road. A strange voice came from 325, "Huh? What's going on?"
I have said before that the sound insulation of the dormitory is poor. In addition, Wei Rusong's bed is next to the wall of 323. Any troubles are exposed. Lin Xiang stood up and walked to the wall and put his ears against the wall. He couldn't believe his ears:
"Can you do that, senior? Did I hurt you?"
"No! Cool! Work harder!"
"My day!" Lin Xiang's scalp exploded, he pulled his roommates up from their chairs, "Don't hit me, what are you listening to next door?! My day, it's not that Wei Rusong and Xiao Nian are next door. Can't you?!"
"Huh? What if I'm reported to hang up later?"
"A passerby and jungler reported a P, and we partnered to report him for cheating him until 2027! Come and listen! Hurry up!"
So all the big men rushed to the wall like a gecko:
"It's so cool!"
"Ah... um... wait until it's my turn."
"It's okay, the senior is just fine."
"It's so comfortable! Ah, it's going to die! It's so refreshing! Ha ah..."
"My day!" The grumpy general of this group of people jumped up and was about to go out to catch the adulterer who was promiscuous in the daytime, but was stopped by everyone:
"Don't, don't, who is more embarrassing!"
The third floor was a sophomore, and Lin Xiang and Wei Rusong were in the same class, so the four of them surrounded Wei Rusong with meticulous warmth during class.
"Rusong, you and—"
"Innocence! I haven't eaten Xiao Nian's dick or fought with Xiao Nian."
Wei Rusong has now learned to answer quickly. After exchanging glances with each other in 323, Yang Shan, the most docile among them, came forward:
"No, it's just freedom of love, haha, but you should be careful when you do that? You know, the sound insulation of the dormitory walls is not good. We heard it last Friday."
"Huh? Hear? What?"
"It's just you and Xiao Nian, it's so loud..."
"What did I do with Xiao Nian?! When did I do that with him?! Ha?!"
The eyes of the 323 dormitory have changed from the original temptation to contempt: give you a look and experience it yourself.
After class, he went back to the dormitory after dinner. Xiao Nian was reading the staff, and when Wei Rusong came back, he honestly reported to him:
"Senior, I heard a new version today."
"Me too."
"Speak together."
"Three two one."
"Xiao Nian and Wei Rusong are making guns in the dormitory too much to disturb the next dormitory."
"Wei Rusong and Xiao Nian were making a lot of noise in the dormitory and disturbing the next dormitory."
Chapter 4 What if the enemy mistakenly thought that I was pressed by my roommate on the piano to make a song "Flying Bumblebee"
After Xiao Nian finished speaking, he continued to look at the shop. Obviously, he was dead and was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. Wei Rusong didn't have much reaction to Xiao Nian, and he was embarrassed to keep jumping. He also leaned over and pretended to read the staff, like bean sprouts, like tadpoles, complicated and complicated.
"What... eh... "Flight of the Bumble Bee"... wow! I can hit S on the difficulty of my rhythm master!"
It was obvious that Wei Rusong hoped to get Xiao Nian's infatuated gaze that was also amazed by him.
"I'm 3S," Xiao Nianyun lightly put on a wave of blinding Wei Rusong's cool and crazy 24K pure titanium alloy dog eyes, "This is going to be played at the welcome party, I'll take a look at it in advance."
"Eh?! So handsome!" Wei Rusong was shocked, "By the way, those girls said that you can play five musical instruments, is it true?"
"It seems so," Xiao Nian really thought about it with admiration. "Piano, violin, guitar, cello, drum set, saxophone, accordion, I know about that."
"How many of these?! There are obviously seven! How did you get in first place with such poor math? There must be a shady scene," Wei Rusong's mighty tiger body has softened into a Hello Kitty, unconsciously. Xiao Nian pretended to be perfect and delicate again. He pouted and pouted, "Why are you so obsessed with foreigners? You little comrade has a problem with your thinking."
"I know a little bit of Erhu and Hulusi, but I'm not proficient."
"Not proficient?" Wei Rusong regretted it as soon as he said this, he had a hunch that he would be swayed by Xiao Nian's show, but he couldn't stop his mouth and wanted to ask why, "What is the concept of your incompetence? ?"
"I didn't get the most advanced certificate," Xiao Nian took it for granted, "How dare I say I can if I can't get the certificate?"
Wei Rusong's brain is aching, and this is a veritable self-inflicted humiliation:
"Okay, I'll take it, give the boss cigarettes, give the boss water, give the boss women's clothes."
Wei Rusong couldn't help but imagine Xiao Nian wearing a robe and a jacket, wearing a round sunglasses, sitting on the street where the bleak autumn wind and pedestrians hurried by Jackdaw, pulling "Erquan Reflecting the Moon" sadly, he almost wanted to look at Xiao Nian's face. When I made a hole, I realized that I really lacked imagination and couldn't picture that weird scene in my mind.
"Why do you want to play "Flying Bumblebee"? It's very pretentious."
Wei Rusong thought that his relationship with Xiao Nian was good enough. After all, the victims of public opinion at the same time were naturally comrades in the same camp, so he became more open-minded.
"The score given to me by the senior of the school's literary and art department. He said that this was the last time he played."
"Fart," Wei Rusong slapped the table, "The previous section was obviously a guitar player. Are you stupid? He bullied you and made you cramp. Which senior? I beat him for you."
"This song is difficult, so I plan to go to the piano room to practice."
"Wow, scheming," Wei Rusong winked and patted Xiao Nian's shoulder, "The piano room is on the first floor, people come and go, and there are many beautiful women, you..."
"I'll go again at night, the piano room key is with me."
"Hey, hehe, hehe," Wei Rusong couldn't stop laughing, "it's good to have the key, so there's the key." In Xiao Nian's eyes, Wei Rusong looked like a big fly sitting on the feces, drooling and rubbing his hands. , "Dating holy place, do you know? If you have someone you like, hurry up and bring them to play a piano to make a confession, and it will come naturally—"
"let's go together."
"What are you doing with Goose?!" Hearing this, Wei Rusong immediately bounced out like a spring, with his hands folded over his chest, like a chaste and virtuous woman, "I'm not gay, don't covet my talents and my talents. The handsome just wanted to have a fruitless love affair with me, ah, I'm really a sinful man, bringing bad juniors, God, forgive me for my excellence and my sins..."
"I want you to cook me a late-night snack, and there is an induction cooker there to be able to go down."
"… "
Alright, alright, it's all me being sentimental, Wei Rusong snorted angrily and went to play games, so he didn't notice Xiao Nianzheng, who had his back to him, showed a faint smile.
Xiao Nianzhen ran to the piano room to practice the piano in the middle of the night, afraid that he would become a big freak in a few days. Occasionally, when students come back from the outside waves too late and pass by the darkly lit piano room, they hear the ding ding dong dong sound of the piano inside. Even the sounds of nature are creepy. A long time ago, there was a pair of student lovers who were very good. They were also very loving. They were the model couples that everyone envied. The girls were very good at playing the piano, especially "Flying Bumblebee". They often played "Flying Bumblebee" in the piano room for her. The boyfriend listened, and then the boy changed his mind, and the girl hanged herself in the piano room in grief, but her resentful spirit still lingered in the piano room, playing "Flying Bumblebee" waiting for the boy to change his mind.
At this moment, our "sorrowful ghost" Xiao Nian still doesn't know that Wei Rusong has arranged him beyond recognition in his mind. But objectively speaking, Wei Rusong is also working hard. Xiao Nian doesn't know which tendon is crooked and has to play it blindly, and Wei Rusong is like a parent who accompanies their children to the college entrance examination, pouring tea and water, and cooking instant noodles can only be pitiful Xi Di squatted aside and turned on the flashlight function on his mobile phone, and then took a big mouthful when Xiao Nian wasn't paying attention.
Sometimes when Xiao Nianqin stopped, Wei Rusong was just stealing food, and a loud "sucking slip" echoed in the empty and quiet piano room for a long time, the reverberation lingering around the beam.
Or Xiao Nian practiced so much that he forgot to eat and sleep, and Wei Rusong was too hungry, thinking, "I will eat one, if I don't bite, I will eat one, and the younger brother will not find out", but the quality of this instant noodles is unexpectedly good, Wei Rusong sucks Even when the cheeks became sour, he didn't stop sucking. In the end, he sucked the whole bowl of noodles clean, and received an inexplicable comment from Xiao Nian, "It's very good at sucking."
During those few days, Wei Rusong was cooking instant noodles and thinking about these words, and he felt more and more strange and inappropriate: Why does it sound like Xiao Nian is playing a hooligan? Did he mean something? ah? Thinking back to Xiao Nian's various performances, his cold attitude towards girls, what is the age of the "cold school grass to fall in love with me"... Wei Rusong looked at Xiao Nian who was playing the piano in confusion, although he didn't Turn on the lights, but there are moon-white street lights leaking in and falling on Xiao Nian, like putting on a laurel crown for an angel who has fallen into the world, jumping out from Xiao Nian's slender and white fingers like clouds and flowing water, soothing and gentle. , Wei Rusong discovered that Xiao Niantan's repertoire had been changed to "To Alice".
"Why don't you play 'Flight of the Bumblebee'?"
Wei Rusong put the stainless steel pot on the table and waited for Xiao Nian to come "Lin Xing". Xiao Nian has been practicing very late recently. Wei Rusong was afraid that he would be hungry, so he added a ham sausage and an egg to it.
"I can't memorize the sheet music."
- Wow, what a simple and rude answer, really honest, brother appreciates it! Wei Rusong solemnly patted Xiao Nian's shoulder as an elder, full of encouragement and pity:
"Even if you play "Little Star", your tall and mighty image of "Flying Bumblebee" in my heart will not be erased."
"...Thank you so much."
Tomorrow is the welcome party. Xiao Nian drove the night train and hid in the piano room for a night of practice. Wei Rusong felt bored after cooking the instant noodles.
"Ah, Xiao Nian is so handsome!"
"Ah, Nian Nian is great!"
"Always remember, there will be reverberations!"
"Fever, you?"
Xiao Nian's tone became colder, causing Wei Rusong to stutter immediately:
"I, I didn't, I, I just want to simulate the situation of tomorrow for you, so that you can forget about it, without being disturbed."
"… "
Most of the time, it's not that Xiao Nian ignores Wei Rusong, it's that he really has nothing to do with Wei Rusong.
"Angry?"
"No," Xiao Nian was just a little irritated by Wei Rusong, although he didn't show it on the surface, "Let's go back."
"Junior, I want to sing a song for you."
"you sing."
"I miss your smile, I miss your coat, I miss your white socks and the smell on your body, I miss your kiss—"
"Shh!"
Xiao Nian rushed towards Wei Rusong, scared so much that Wei Rusong lost his mind and quickly covered his mouth to protect his first kiss: No, no, I don't really want Xiao Nian's kiss! Xiao Nian was tall, but his skills were unexpectedly agile. He pulled Wei Rusong to hide behind the piano, and when he heard the door open, a beam of white light shot over.
"Strange, I clearly heard a movement in the corner."
It was the doorman who was in charge of guarding the No. 1 teaching building. He stood at the door of the piano room and sniffed:
"Why is it so fragrant? What is it that is glowing? Induction cooker? Which bastard is cooking noodles here and getting caught by Lao Tzu? Ouch, it's still hot, hum hum, courting death!"
Xiao Nian took a lot of hard work to hold down Wei Rusong, who was going mad. Wei Rusong almost lifted the piano and fought desperately with the uncle: That is the induction cooker that I bought this semester! I haven't opened a small stove for Xiao Nian that many times! You pissed me off for Lao Tzu - Xiao Nian hurriedly used his mouth to appease Wei Rusong: Life is like a show, and we get together because of fate. It is not easy to help each other until old age, should we cherish it more - senior, I will buy you a fully automatic one.
So Wei Rusong immediately stood up from behind the piano, waiting for the uncle of the doorman to leave.
"Okay, I'm reluctant to look at it because it's junior, you don't care about it—"
"Wait, don't stand—"
Xiao Nian subconsciously grabbed Wei Rusong's waistband and wanted to bring him down, but we all know that Wei Rusong is a straight man with strong bones. Without dying, he grabbed Xiao Nian's belt and pulled it down, and the doorman also turned back because he forgot to lock the door.
Tonight, the moonlight is bright and bright, and even brighter than the moonlight is Wei Rusong's snow-white ass.
It was a perfect buttocks, fair complexion, and curvy curves. Under the light of a flashlight, it was simply a perfect artwork carefully carved by the greatest sculptor, so beautiful that Venus could cry.
"Who is there?!"
Wei Rusong turned his head nervously, and for a moment he even forgot whether to cover his face or his butt. And he turned to his side and betrayed Xiao Nian, who was half-kneeling on the ground. The uncle of the guard was getting old, and his eyes were inevitably bad. He saw two boys in the piano room in the middle of the night, one without pants and the other half-kneeling on the ground. , No matter how you look at it, there are problems, and it is a big problem.
In fact, Wei Rusong has a perverted little expectation in his heart. I wonder if the "scandal" spread this time will become "Xiao Nian gave Wei Rusong a dick in the piano room in the middle of the night"? If this is the way to go, Wei Rusong is quite happy...
However, the creativity of the masses will always exceed Wei Rusong's imagination. Before Xiao Nian took the stage, Lin Kaijie, the senior of the literary and artistic department of the school association, sent Xiao Nian a sudden concern. He patted Xiao Nian on the shoulder and asked strangely:
"Xiao Nian, did you press Wei Rusong on the piano to make "Flying Bumblebee"?"
Before Xiao Nian could speak, Wei Rusong, who came out of nowhere, fell to the ground and beat Lin Kaijie backwards. Damn, how dare you bully my junior? Do you know who Xiao Nian covered? Wei Rusong sneered:
"He can make me a song "Flight of the Bumble Bee", what else would you do other than bully people?"
The whole backstage was silent. Wei Rusong thought he had said something very handsome, but he didn't know everyone's attention - including Xiao Nian, was the first sentence.