Along the way, Xiao Nian and Wei Rusong carried the mat in a porter's posture and walked one after the other. Wei Rusong just covered his buttocks and Xiao Nian just covered his crotch. However, due to the height difference between the two, the mat was in a kind of orientation. The direction of the downward slope, how to look how strange.
The students who took physical education as an elective were orienteering students who greeted Wei Rusong when they ran past him:
"Hey Rusong, are you going to steal the mattress?"
"Yeah, I'll move it back and use it as a mattress."
Although the dormitory building is equipped with an independent balcony, one cushion takes up most of the balcony. Xiao Nian and Wei Rusong can only remove the cushion cover first. At this time, the essence of Xiao Nian, a young master who has been influenced by the copper stench of evil capitalism for many years, is finally exposed. This young master, whose ten fingers do not touch the spring water, can only tap on the piano keys, and Wei Rusong sees Xiao Nian taking off the mat. The posture of the set is like stripping people's skin, and Xiao Nian's hands are extremely strong, Wei Rusong sees that he is so irritable and must have an accident:
"Hey, take it easy! You—"
"Bah-"
"I'm going!" Wei Rusong almost spat out a mouthful of blood, "You are sabotaging public property!"
"… "
Xiao Nian pulled up the dark green mat and looked at it, and there was a big mouth, and Wei Rusong turned around and entered the dormitory. Xiao Nian thought he was going to escape the scene of the incident, a kind of betrayal of "you promised to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil". From the bottom of his heart, he didn't know why he had a subconscious sense of dependence on Wei Rusong, and when he was thinking about it, he heard Wei Rusong call him inside:
"Junior, bring in the cushion cover."
Wei Rusong pulled out a needle and thread box like a conjuration, threading the needle flexibly, took the cushion cover handed over by Xiao Nian and began to sew the cloth cover familiarly. Forgive Xiao Nian, who is a science student, the first word that came to mind was "good wife and good mother", no, even his fairy mother did not sew clothes in such a virtuous and virtuous way, she just didn't even bother to look Lifted and said, broken? Throw it away and buy a new one. Of course, Wei Rusong moved his hands, and his mouth was not idle, and began to scold Xiao Nianlai:
"You say you are clumsy and clumsy. I know you are handsome. In TV dramas, you must be the kind of noble hero who eats petals, drinks dew, and farts are fragrant. It's for your own good, your parents must have told you about you, right? Don't think too much, I don't mean to take advantage of you, I just think you can't do anything wrong just because you are handsome... No, you are arrogant... No, ah I'm not good at Chinese as a science student, so do you understand what I mean?"
"… perhaps."
Xiao Nian sat at the table with his head propped up and stared at Wei Rusong intently. For the first time, he realized that a man could also be described as "cute". Whether it was Wei Rusong's long-suffering words, or his superb sewing skills, or maybe it was the light that burst out from his dark almond eyes earlier, like crumpled stars falling on the sparkling sea, he looked angry. Bulging but helpless, in short, Xiao Nian, who is also short of adjectives, can only think of two concise but tolerant words after racking his brains - cute.
"Oh, you are really heartless, you will definitely marry a snail girl in the future."
"What is Snail Girl?"
"Do you have childhood?! Miss Tianluo doesn't even know?!"
Wei Rusong was shocked. At the same time, he had already made up a Hollywood-style blockbuster in his mind. Xiao Nian was locked up on an uninhabited island and received inhuman hell-style special training since he was a child. He has since cultivated into a humanoid weapon. In order to find his master, he forged a gorgeous identity to sneak into the university, and Wei Rusong was the one who was selected. test. Wei Rusong believes that one day, Xiao Nian will wear golden armor and holy clothes and ride a colorful auspicious cloud in front of him to show him his identity, master, you are the savior chosen by God!
"I don't know, I lived abroad as a kid."
"Oh, then I'll tell you a little bit," Xiao Nian was almost finished sewing, and he was still rushing to wash the cushion covers. Seeing Xiao Nian's fart, he couldn't count on him, so Wei Rusong could only be tired. I ordered a wash and said, "There used to be a man who picked up a snail and raised it at home. Then he went out to farm, and when he came back, he was surprised when he saw that the food was cooked and sanitized, and it went on for several days. After that, he couldn't help hiding to see what happened. It turned out that there was a fairy in the snail who helped him with the work, and then they lived happily together. I went to wash the cushion covers, so don't come and make trouble for me. "
"Just wash it in the washing machine."
"How can this work? The mat is so dirty," I don't even dare to use your expensive automatic washing machine! However, Wei Rusong also reacted to why Xiao Nian used such a high-end washing machine. At first, he thought that Xiao Nian was a wealthy person who was lazy and didn't want to do laundry, but now it seems that he can't do laundry at all - it must have something to do with laziness, "Yes. Now, don't you know how to hang clothes?"
"Well, this washing machine is fully automatic and can be dried directly."
"My day, have you dried a pair of underwear?!"
Wei Rusong suddenly found out the culprit behind the soaring water and electricity bills in their dormitory. At first, he thought it was Xiao Nian who came to play games together and turned on the air conditioner to consume electricity. It turned out that this little brat still had a hand! Moreover, Wei Rusong was the head of the house, and he paid for the water and electricity bills in advance, so he was embarrassed to talk to Xiao Nian. Although it was not expensive, it was still RMB, and it would definitely hurt the flesh.
"Yes," Xiao Nian looked confused, "what's the matter?"
"It's not normal!" Wei Rusong wanted to jump up and blow his dog's head off when he saw Xiao Nian's confused face, and give him a blow of fatherly love. He was really blind and the dog's eyes would feel that Xiao Nian was perfect. His looks are deceiving! This guy is simply a disabled person, "Do you know how much our electricity bill was last month? 200 yuan! 200 yuan! Yuan! RMB! RMB!"
"Is it very expensive?" Xiao Nian really didn't seem to be acting stupid, "And what is the electricity bill?"
"… "
"I have servants at home, so I don't know about these things, sorry."
Xiao Nian raised his face, and the peach blossom eyes gleamed with a faint light of water. Wei Rusong's appearance was so pitiful that Wei Rusong immediately struck a critical strike—Damn! So shiny! It's poisonous, you just apologize and look like I'm bullying you. What's the matter? ! I'm teaching you how to be human, okay? !
"How much is the utility bill? You can ask me for reimbursement later."
Do you want to be such a domineering president? Although Wei Rusong is not as good as Xiao Nian's reincarnation of a renminbi, but he is not so poor that he can't open the pot, so he naturally disagrees:
"No, we are half and half, one and one half affectionate."
"Um."
"Okay, don't force it, hurry up to the top floor to dry the cushion covers, I still have classes three or four in the morning."
Wei Rusong and Xiao Nian went up to the top floor, because it was daytime, and this time was neither embarrassing nor embarrassing. Those who fell in love were embarrassed. Those who committed suicide were not in time. into this group of people.
The typhoon was very windy, and it was already autumn. The wind swept through the hair and brushed the scalp, causing a chill. Wei Rusong still didn't let Xiao Nian go to dry the cushion cover, he was afraid that Xiao Nian would be clumsy to put the cushion cover When he fell to the ground, his work was in vain.
When Wei Rusong put the cushion cover on the clothesline and looked back, Xiao Nian was sitting on the railing blowing the air. Maybe it was because of the star's blood in his bones that he inadvertently cut off the most coquettish focus of attention in the audience. It's like shooting a group of popular fashion blockbusters.
—Is Xiao Nian really a person... Wei Rusong is a compliment. He really can't think of a word to praise Xiao Nian's good-looking. The wind blows Xiao Nian's black hair into a mess, and the plain sportswear jacket is full of wind The corners of his clothes were flying up and down, like a white dove about to spread its wings. He seemed to enjoy this feeling. The wind blew on Xiao Nian's cheeks like a sympathizer's cold and dry lips kissed affectionately.
"You get me down—"
Wei Rusong rushed towards Xiao Nian without thinking and pulled him off the railing. Xiao Nian was a little puzzled:
"I'll blow it."
"How the hell is this dangerous? 'The A dormitory building can solve thousands of sorrows in one leap', haven't you heard this saying?"
"It's okay, I've been like this since I was a child," Xiao Nian's lips curved into a small smile, "Thank you, senior."
"Oops thanks for what..."
Wei Rusong waved his hands again and again, and at the same time he was so guilty that he turned his head away from looking at Xiao Nian's face. This smile is like a bullet that directly penetrates Wei Rusong's heart. What is this strange feeling? just like-
"Senior," Xiao Nian called out to Wei Rusong, "What do you think about us being treated as a couple by others?"
"Just like that."
The unprecedented Xiao Nian took the initiative to bring up this topic to Wei Rusong for the first time, and the atmosphere suddenly became subtle - it may also be that Wei Rusong played too much into his own imagination.
"Will you be disgusted?"
"Yes... No, no, no, and it's not disgusting," Wei Rusong was at a loss for words, "That's right, that's weird, I'm not GAY, and you're not gay, it's not very... strange to be thought of as a couple for no reason. ?"
"Well, what if—"
"Wei Rusong."
At the critical moment, someone suddenly interrupted Xiao Nian's words. The two of them looked at the source of the sound at the same time. It turned out to be Lin Kaijie. He was holding a bouquet of delicate roses in his hand. Blushing, in short, awkward and shy.
"Why?" Wei Rusong was also embarrassed. It's not like there are no couples here on the rooftop for a date. Although everyone should be in class at this time, does that mean... Chen Xuanxuan is also here? ! "Are you going on a date with Xuanxuan? Then I'll leave now."
"Didn't you say that you and Xiao Nianqing are innocent?" Lin Kaijie's voice trembled, Wei Rusong seemed to have hallucinations, did he hear the heart of an innocent boy breaking, "Then why are you here with him? ?!"
"I came up with him to dry the cushion covers, is there a problem?"
"So you really have nothing to do with Xiao Nian?"
"… Um."
Wei Rusong's answer was no longer as eager to clean up as he was before jumping into the Yellow River.
"What about Xiao Nian?"
"… "
Xiao Nian responded with a suspiciously long silence.
"Never mind," Lin Kaijie held up the rose and handed it to Wei Rusong, a shy blush suddenly appeared on his handsome face, "Wei Rusong, since you haven't dated Xiao Nian, consider whether you want to date me."
"what?!"
Wei Rusong was stunned, and Xiao Nian was also stunned.