That girl was obviously shocked by Xiao Nian's ruthless and domineering aura. In fact, let alone that girl, even Wei Rusong was stunned. He and Xiao Nian were roommates and it was not for nothing that rumors were spread about Xiao Nian. Wei Rusong could actually see it if he didn't care.
Wow, junior, you are so ruthless, so ruthless, so bad... Wei Rusong cast a "good job" at Xiao Nian, and the senior likes your ruthlessness, your ruthlessness, and your badness!
After the girl deleted the photo and ran away, Xiao Nian muttered:
"Headache."
"Huh?" Wei Rusong hurriedly handed the coat to Xiao Nian, "Be careful, don't catch a cold, cut—"
This sneeze was earth-shattering, and the snot was flying. Wei Rusong only felt that his eyes were about to fly out of his nostrils, and his body was hollowed out in an instant:
"It's over, I've been tricked."
Wei Rusong’s retribution for the passionate night on the rooftop is all on Wei Rusong, but Xiao Nian is good, except that his head is dizzy because of not getting enough sleep, and after taking a shower and changing clothes, he is a shining handsome prince, even though the quilt is separated Wei Rusong could feel that the dazzling light radiating from Xiao Nian's body could blind his dog's eyes.
"Junior," the two of them tacitly said that nothing happened last night, and it is unknown if they took it to heart, "Do you have any antipyretics?"
"I'll go out and buy it for you," Xiao Nian thought about it, "or I'll take you to the doctor."
After speaking, he turned back to Wei Rusong's bedside to give him the treatment of a handsome man's dressing. Wei Rusong immediately opened Xiao Nian's hand with a meow fist:
"No, no, I can't walk."
"I'll carry you."
"Seeing a doctor is expensive, and I don't have enough living expenses this month."
"I'll hold you up."
"I really don't need it," Wei Rusong revealed two red eyes from under the quilt. "Just help me buy some medicine. Great kindness and great virtue, being a cow and a horse, Wei will be unforgettable."
So Xiao Nian put the towel on Wei Rusong first and hurried out. It was only after Xiao Nian went out that Wei Rusong realized what was wrong—Xiao Nian had morning class today, did this child skip class for his own bravery? Wei Rusong may have a fever, and his IQ and resistance have dropped by leaps and bounds. He secretly vowed that he would vote for Xiao Nian when he moved China to vote this year, and strive to make his heroic appearance a classic material for argumentative essays to appear in thousands of high school students. in the composition.
I don't know if Wei Rusong thought too much, and Xiao Nian was cut off as soon as he went out.
"Xiao Nian, where are you going?"
The director of the Academic Affairs Office, with a big beer belly and a shiny head, stopped Xiao Nian.
"… Attend class."
Xiao Nian suspects that it was the night of spring last night that drained his luck in his life. Usually, a leader with a physique like the director of the Academic Affairs Office would be panting like a pig with a jerk when he walks two steps. Not to die, Xiao Nian was caught by him.
"Class?" The director of the Academic Affairs Office looked like a macadamia nut with slits in his eyes, and looked at Xiao Nian, who was empty-handed, "You don't bring books to class?"
"You don't need to bring books to the computer class."
Having said that, Xiao Nian's class is indeed information technology coding, but he has no plans to go to class. Of course, Wei Rusong's life is more important than the class! But Xiao Nian didn't ask for leave, he was too lazy to ask for leave.
"Oh, then you can go," the director of the Academic Affairs Office patted Xiao Nian's shoulder with a smile, and suddenly showed a kind smile, "By the way, can you ask your mother for an autograph for me? I belong to her. Fans..." When it came to this topic, the director of the Academic Affairs Office had a suspicious blush on his face, "I like Xu Lifei, the Chinese teacher she played in "The First Teacher" the most! I came to be a teacher because of her influence! She really Awesome!"
"Um… "
"Student Xiao, you are so kind! If you don't bother you, go to class!"
Xiao Nian had to bite the bullet and go to class under the affectionate gaze of the director of the teaching office.
Wei Rusong's mood was up and down, and now he has seen through the red dust and escaped into the empty door.
At first, Wei Rusong still missed Xiao Nian happily, and at the same time rolled the towel in his hand and sang loudly:
"I miss you at night, I wish you could be by my side..."
As a result, 10,000 years have passed, and the Peking Man has evolved into Wu Yanzu, but Xiao Nian still hasn't come back, Wei Rusong is wrapped in a quilt and his body is hot and his eyes are black:
"Junior, junior... Come back soon, my love can no longer bear..."
20,000 years later, Wei Rusong only felt that he had been waiting for the dark sea and the rocks to rot. He imagined at least ten possible ways for Xiao Nian to die: fall to his death by rolling down the stairs when going downstairs, fall to his death by rolling down a protective slope when walking down a slope, and pass through a green belt. He was crushed to death by a fallen tree, hit by a car and pinched by a door... In short, Xiao Nian never came back.
Wei Rusong seems to be the Monkey King who was locked in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun. Unfortunately, he is made of meat. He feels that his body has been burned so that he can smell the fragrance of his own meat. Wei Rusong is strong and strong, and he gets sick less than once a year. Once this kind of person gets sick, the disease will come down like a mountain. Wei Rusong sang all the songs he could sing in the dormitory, sang all his joys and sorrows, and finally scolded unbearably:
"Xiao Nian, you perfidious bastard! Even if I turn into a ghost, I will sing by your bed! Xiao Nian, Xiao Nian, Xiao Nian!"
Wei Rusong's throat was smoking, but his whole body was weak, and it was extremely difficult to get out of bed. He could only hang on the bed and scolded Xiao Nian in a hoarse voice.
"You still have the strength to sing beside my bed?" Xiao Nian kicked his shoes into the dormitory and saw Wei Rusong with his legs hanging out of the bed motionless, and hurried over to find out, "Senior, are you alright?!"
"Dead ghost, you know how to come back..." Wei Rusong raised his face that was burnt to the color of a braised pig's head, and the heat was exuding resentment, "Hurry up and pour water for Lao Tzu, even Lao Tzu's camel humps are shriveled with thirst!"
So Xiao Nian hurriedly went to pour water for Wei Rusong. After Wei Rusong finished drinking, he handed him the porridge to eat. Wei Rusong stretched his head outside the railing and held a plastic spoon tremblingly. La blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, Xiao Nian, who is rarely busy in the bedroom:
"Where have you been? I thought you fell into a ditch, Comrade Xiao Nian, do you know that you are not only responsible for your own life, but that the organization has entrusted you with the important responsibility you must keep in your heart!"
"I was caught by the director of the Academic Affairs Office halfway through, so I could only go to class."
"..." Wei Rusong couldn't help sympathizing with Xiao Nian. He had skipped class for a year without being caught, and even passed by the counselor and escaped death. "
"Take the temperature and measure your body temperature," Xiao Nian sincerely admires Wei Rusong's energy after he's burnt to the ground. "After drinking the porridge, take some antipyretics, and take a nap to see if it's better."
As a result, when the thermometer measured it, it was forty degrees. No matter how little common sense in life, Xiao Nian knew how terrible this number was.
"No, go to the hospital with me."
"Don't go, don't go, don't go—" Wei Rusong stubbornly clawed at the railing on the edge of the bed, "If you force me, I will hit the railing with my head!"
"Good," Xiao Nian's broad palm stroked Wei Rusong's cheek. Due to the huge temperature difference, Wei Rusong only felt that his palm was cold and refreshing. ,"obedient."
Wei Rusong stared blankly, seeing an angel whispering softly beside his bed in a trance, Wei Rusong gave in bewilderedly under the temptation of beauty.
Along the way, Xiao Nian helped Xiao Nian to the hospital as if he was helping an old grandma to cross the road, but in fact Xiao Nian had never been to the hospital, and he was not afraid of being beaten when he said it. .
Fortunately, Xiao Nianren is smart, and usually is lazy and reluctant to do it. He fiddled around and took a number to queue up, because there was no one at noon, and it would be their turn soon.
The doctor was also simple and rude. He took the temperature, wow, it's forty degrees, what else is there to treat? Let's go to the crematorium while it's hot, what? Don't want to die? Then injection, not injection? You'll definitely need an injection in this case.
Then live and die, why are you a big man giggling
Don't look at Wei Rusong's martial arts skills, in fact, he was afraid of pain to death. He was most afraid of injections since he was a child, and would rather swallow a bottle of medicine and be poisoned than injections. Xiao Nian can probably guess the reason for Wei Rusong's resistance based on the last time they rolled down the slope protection. He had no choice but to take extraordinary measures. He put Wei Rusong's head flat on his thigh and yanked Wei Rusong's pants. He pulled it down to reveal a snow-white, round, big-white steamed bun-shaped left butt, and the movements were skillful in one go.
The one who gave Wei Rusong acupuncture was an intern nurse. How could the doctor know that Wei Rusong was afraid of pain, because he was a big old man with rough skin and thick flesh, so he thought he was training his hands for a young man. Wei Rusong trembled, the little nurse trembled, Xiao Nian couldn't help but want to tremble when he saw their honey juice trembling, but he still held back:
"It's okay, senior, just a moment, soon."
The little nurse pulled out the needle, and she kept glancing at Xiao Nian from the corner of her eye. Xiao Nian showed her an encouraging smile. The little nurse immediately felt a little deer in her heart, and when she released her hand, the needle plunged directly into Wei Rusong's ass.
"what-"
Wei Rusong let out a scream like killing a pig, and the little nurse also screamed:
"Ah, sorry!"
After speaking, he hurriedly pulled out the syringe and smeared it with alcohol. Wei Rusong even burned his butt. The temperature of the alcohol was like the announcement of death. He lowered his head in despair, and suddenly let out a series of melodious wailing:
"Oh-ah! Hmm! Hiss..."
"First, relax, sir." Even Xiao Nian's young nurse was frightened by Wei Rusong, "the needle, the needle will break—well, it's already bent."
Wei Rusong's iron butt actually bent the needle. Xiao Nian sighed and pulled up his pants for him. Wei Rusong thought that he had escaped from death and could not help but burst into tears. He suddenly felt the coldness of his right buttocks, and heard the conversation between Xiao Nian and the little nurse:
"Don't make a mistake this time, or he won't have a place to poke you."
I rely on Xiao Nian, Xiao Nian, are you human? ! Sacrificing my ass to flirt with you? ! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
In a word, there was a lot of chaos, and Wei Rusong finally finished the injection. He was completely empty, unable to walk, and Xiao Nian had to back it up.
So Xiao Nian carried Wei Rusong all the way back to school, which was simply a touching scene of "a stupid old man with inconvenient legs and feet, a young son carrying his father all the time". When passing the milk tea shop, Wei Rusong, who was dying, suddenly returned to the light:
"I want ice cream and black tea boba macchiato, go to ice cream 3 points sweet thank you."
Xiao Nian ignored Wei Rusong and walked straight forward, so Wei Rusong began to lose his temper:
"I want to drink milk tea! Milk tea! I want to drink it!"
"You calm down."
"Well, I don't like it. I want to drink. I want to drink. You hate it!"
"… "
"Wei Rusong?" This voice made Wei Rusong, who was confused, wake up instantly. As soon as he looked up, he saw the counselor Zhou Bin looking at him and Xiao Nian with an indescribable expression, "Why are you here without class? Fall in love?"
Well, Wei Rusong can't wait to slap himself. He was skipping class just now and was not arrested. No, he was arrested and charged with "love".
"I'm not, I have a fever—"
Wei Rusong waved his hands again and again, because the range of motion was too large, Xiao Nian couldn't carry him, so he hurriedly supported him on the flap of his buttocks and pressed it right at the needle hole. The pain is now, Xiao Nian's care is even worse, Wei Rusong screams in the street:
"Damn it, my ass!"
Because they were around the school, many students came and went, and everyone turned their attention to Wei Rusong, Wei Rusong was so ashamed that he hid behind Xiao Nian and did not dare to show his face. My business is none of my business, but Zhou Bin said:
"Wei Rusong, what are you doing? As for being so surprised?"
Well, now everyone knows that Wei Rusong has a problem with his buttocks.