When Yetan woke up, there was a huge banana leaf in front of him. She moved, and the banana leaf was removed, revealing the morning glow behind the leaf. The light was a bit dazzling, and she tilted her head, only to realize that she was resting on Shaodian's hot legs.
"Are you awake?" Shaodian Lamu asked, throwing away the banana leaf.
Ye Tan sat up, a few bamboo leaves drifted down, and a puff of smoke came out when he approached Shao Dian's hot red hair.
Shaodian Lamu picked up the leaf casually, extinguished the flame, and asked, "Are you... sober? Do you have a headache?"
Yetan stood up, moved her limbs, and said, "The head doesn't hurt, but why does my whole body hurt except the head?" She pulled her arm away and became angry when she saw it, "Why is it still green? Didn't you take advantage of it?" Did you beat me up when I fell asleep?"
Shaodian Lamu said honestly: "Then I'm afraid I have to ask your elder brother and third younger brother."
"What big brother and third brother..." Ye Tan was puzzled, and said with a straight face, "I am a fastidious person, don't mistake my relatives for me."
"Pay attention to people?" Shaodian Lamu seriously recalled for her, "Yesterday when you were drunk, you first kowtowed to this well a few times, and then married two sheep to Jinlan, and agreed to die in the same year, month, and day as them. .Then your elder brother and third younger brother were dissatisfied and gave you a lesson. Finally, you hugged a bamboo, cried out to its sister, and called for help."
Ye Tan slowly opened his mouth wide: "Stop talking, you broken stone, shut up!"
Shaodian Lamu continued to say sincerely: "You can't talk to me like that. After I helped you drive away your elder brother and third younger brother last night, you recognized me as your grandfather."
"I..." Ye Tan patted his head vigorously, then covered his face with his hands, and forcibly held his respect for a long time, "It's because I don't care, it's obviously my elder brother and third brother who don't care, okay? Since they are already married, they can't Leave me an arm, a leg, what do you mean?!"
Yetan hadn't eaten well since he was in the lower realm, and when he mentioned the leg of lamb, his stomach started rumbling again.
Shaodian listened carefully for a while, then said, "You are hungry."
Ye Tan touched his stomach and asked, "Are you going to find me something to eat?"
Shaodian Lamu stood up and said, "Yes."
"Thank you, thank you, I want to eat hot pot. I knew you were the best!" Ye Tan shook his arm, obviously very moved.
Shaodian Lamu said seriously: "You don't need to thank me. Since you recognize me as a grandfather, I should naturally take care of you. Although I have been to very few places, I have heard of the word "wonderful grandson". "
"..." Ye Tan was stupefied, and he thumped at him, "Can you talk! You are not allowed to mention a single word about what happened yesterday, you know? Otherwise, I'll use you to cook hot pot! Don't care What kind of meteorite, I can hammer you into slag and grind you into powder, do you hear me?"
Shaodian's hot eyes were beaten by her, but the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
At this time, the Yaozu Palace.
A group of monsters lined up on the left and right, all with serious faces. Both Di Lanjue and Ziwu were tied up and stood in the hall.
The demon emperor was so angry that his beard was raised, and his voice was roaring like a tiger: "Come here! Give this disobedient and unfilial thing a hard blow!"
Di Lanjue looked helpless—he couldn't clean himself even if he jumped into the Yellow River now.
A demon soldier in armor stepped forward and pinned him to the ground. The old wounds on his body were not healed at all, now that the stick was thrown down, the wound opened immediately, and the stick was stained with blood. Ziwu was startled, and immediately said: "Your Majesty the Demon Emperor! As the master of a world, you must always speak the truth. Why don't you ask any questions, and beat people indiscriminately?"
Di Zhui roared: "Shut up, lowly servant girl!"
And in the hall, another white tiger spirit with tiger ears and white tiger skin said: "Your Majesty, Di Lanjue, as a young monarch, first fooled around with the mortal women of the Liguang clan, and even offended the gods and demons for it." The second clan almost brought catastrophe to the monster clan! How long has it been? He actually hooked up with this girl again! To say something disrespectful, I really can’t believe that with such virtue, he can become a monster clan generation of sages."
Zi Wu was stunned, even though her IQ was not high, she could tell that this white tiger spirit was not disrespectful to the Demon Emperor, she simply didn't take the Demon Emperor seriously!
The demon general next to Di Zhui was a black bear spirit, and he immediately said angrily: "Di Yao! How can you be presumptuous in front of the Demon Emperor?!"
However, except for it, the other demon officials did not speak, but looked down, as if they were not listening. The black bear spirit looked at the emperor, and then at the silent courtiers in the hall, and suddenly became furious: "Are you all deaf when you commit crimes under the emperor?"
Di Yao sneered, and said: "Xiong Yi, is this king right? Brother Wang is old enough to have a son, and it is human nature to prefer to love and care for him. But this son is not virtuous. Could it be that in the future, our demon clan really wants to hand him over to him?" Can't do it?!"
It seems that this Emperor Yao really had a heart of disobedience to the Yaozu.
Zi Wu was surprised, Di Zhui's face was gloomy, but he kept it secret. His Majesty the Demon Emperor seems to be a little afraid of his younger brother, the White Tiger Spirit. Ziwu didn't quite understand the situation, and she didn't dare to reveal her identity—how proud are the gods of the heavens
As the youngest daughter of the Emperor of Heaven, if it is really reported that she has an affair with a demon, she is afraid that God Father will kill her.
Panicked in her heart, Di Zhui walked up to her younger brother Bai Hujing, almost face to face with him, and asked, "Then according to what you see, what should we do?"
But Di Yao was not intimidated by his majesty at all, he stared into Di Zhu's eyes, and said word by word: "Of course it is to abolish Shaojun, choose another talented person."
Di Lanjue turned her head to look, but her father, who had always been violent, did not fight this blatantly provocative uncle. Di Zhui said in a deep voice, "It's not your turn to be the master of the Yaozu."
The white tiger spirit snorted coldly and refused to give an inch: "Brother, do you still remember the tradition of our tiger demon clan? The strong is king."
The emperor who had been holding back all this time finally let out a tiger's roar, his authority exploded, and all the demon officials knelt down. The white tiger spirit was the closest to him, held on to the end, and finally couldn't help bending his knees, and knelt down on the ground too.
Only then did Di Zhui turn around, glared at Di Lanjue angrily again, and shouted, "What are you still doing in a daze? Hit me hard!"
Ziwu couldn't stop her either, she just watched Di Lanjue being beaten to the point of blood spattering.
After Di Zhui finished beating his son, he looked at her again, and his face was even more displeased: "Put this lowly maid down and imprison her in the animal prison!"
Di Lanjue was beaten half to death. Hearing this, he still struggled to get up: "Father, you can't do it! She and I only met each other once, and I only have Yetan in my heart. Please let her go .”
Di Zhui was furious when he heard this: "Li Guang Yetan?! Nie Zi, you still have the face to mention that bitch Li Guang! You haven't caused enough trouble for her? Keep beating me!"
"Although she is not Ye Tan, she is also kind to me." Di Lanjue was extremely firm, saying: "If Father insists on sending her to the beast prison, I will accompany her."
Di Zhui pointed at him, furious: "Then you will die with her!"
Yuewo Village.
Ye Tan wants to eat hot pot. Shaodian Lamu doesn't eat human food, so naturally he doesn't know the essence of hot pot. Ye Tan commanded him: "The hot pot must have both meat and vegetables. You have to find meat first, such as chicken, duck and fish. Then there are vegetables. As the saying goes, everything can be boiled, and any dish will do..."
She made the arrangements clearly, and Shaodian Lamu agreed and entered the village by himself.
After a while, there was a sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping in the village.
Ye Tan fetched a bucket of water from the well, and found some wild vegetables nearby. While it was being washed, a group of villagers rushed out of the village, all of them paled in shock.
"The Immortal Elder! The Immortal Elder is not good!" The villagers were overjoyed when they saw her, and the little chick hid behind her like a hen. While picking vegetables, Ye Tan asked, "Why are you panicking?"
The thin village head wiped away his tears and said, "Head Immortal, that fire demon has gone crazy again!"
"Ah?" Ye Tan asked, "Why did you say 'again'?"
The village chief said: "My little fairy head, the fire demon has been possessed by some kind of demon these days, and the whole village is robbing stones everywhere! Whenever it sees a stone, it picks it up and runs away, and anyone who dares to stop it will burn it." All the stones in our village were taken away by him! Neighboring villages have been ruined several times.”
An old lady next to her also patted her thigh and said, "Isn't it? His stone house has been tinkling all day and night these days. We dare not go to see it, because we don't know what conspiracy is brewing in it!"
The village head next to him was really wise. He asked Ye Tan: "Little Fairy, this fire demon has recently polished such tables, chairs, benches and so on." Looking inside the stone house, there is a big stone bed inside. You said, Immortal Elder, that he messed around with these things because he wants to marry a wife, right?"
Ye Tan is so simple—how could you think of this! However, as soon as the village chief said this, the villagers next to him started to cry: "He won't come to our village to snatch a daughter, right? If there are a few more little fire demons, how can we survive..."
Ye Tan: "..."
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