When Xuanshang Jun came over, the smell of wine and tea was mixed in Tianpa Courtyard, he frowned and went straight into the backyard. In front of a few hectares of medicine garden in the backyard, a cauldron was lit with the inexhaustible fire of the god of fire, Zhurong, on the branches of the tea god.
There are three boiled tea eggs next to them, needless to say where they came from - the Antarctic fairy is still crying. Some kind of meat in the pot was gurgling, and a Calamity Beast, Manman, was wearing a small apron, and kept putting all kinds of meat and vegetables into the pot.
Beside him, Lord Qingheng, Shaodian Yuanxiu, was sitting opposite Li Guangshi's "Qingkui" princess, swapping cups and drinking to their heart's content.
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For the first time in 2,700 years, Xuanshang Shenjun knew what a blue vein twitch was.
He snapped and asked, "What are you doing?!"
Qing Heng-Jun jumped up in response: "Brother, brother?!"
Ye Tan was drunk, and when he saw Mr. Xuanshang, he couldn't help waving: "Shao Dian has a piano, are you here? Come and sit down, Man Man, add some bowls and chopsticks."
Xuanshang Jun's face was gloomy like a dark cloud, he pointed at Shaodian Yuanxiu's forehead, Shaodian Yuanxiu was so frightened that he fell back and almost fell to the ground. Xuanshang Jun yelled angrily: "You... I ordered you to urge her to learn the rules of heaven and etiquette, is this how you teach her?!"
Man Man quickly hid in the grass without showing even a single feather. Shaodian Yuanxiu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Brother, calm down, this is really..."
Lord Xuanshang didn't want to hear his sophistry, and pointed at Ye Tan angrily: "And you! As the princess of the Liguang family, you were designated as a concubine by the gods since you were a child! But how can you be so slovenly in your words and deeds?!"
"Rawless?" Ye Tan picked up another piece of meat, with a puzzled expression on his face, and said, "I just cooked a meal, why don't I slovenly?"
"I don't know how to repent!" Lord Xuanshang was furious, and suddenly saw a roll of pale blue leather...cowhide beside the pot. He took a deep breath, and the way he looked at the pot changed.
After a long time, he asked: "Where do you... meat come from?"
Ye Tan said: "I slaughtered a cow. There was a cow grazing in the backyard, so I caught it! It is killed now, and it is guaranteed to be fresh. You will regret it if you don't try it!"
The meat in the pot was steaming hot, but Xuanshang Jun was covered with cold air.
Mr. Qing Heng couldn't even kneel down, and he said tremblingly: "Qing Kui... so... that cow has only one leg, no horns, and the whole body is blue..."
Ye Tan said: "That's right. I think its three legs have been eaten by people, it's so pitiful. I simply gave it a good time. Alas, who made me soft-hearted."
The more she talked about Xuanshang Jun, the more ugly his face became, and finally he shouted angrily: "Li Guang Qing Kui!!"
Lord Qing Heng rushed up to block him, fearing that he would beat Ye Tan to death with a single palm: "Brother, calm down! She is also ignorant for a moment, brother wants to punish me, don't argue with a mortal girl!"
Ye Tan stuffed another piece of beef into his mouth, his cheeks were like bulging buns. She asked: "What's the matter? Treating you to dinner is so many things?"
He might want to eat you even more now... Mr. Qing Heng looked at the pot of red soup on the stone table, covered his forehead with his hand, and asked, "Qing Kui, have you ever heard of a kind of cow called Kui Niu?"
Ye Tan picked up a piece of beef tendon and said, "I've heard of it. The Kui Niu is also called the Thunder Beast. It makes wind and rain when it enters the water, and the sound is like thunder..." She looked at the pot when she said this. Lord Qingheng whispered: "Then do you know that brother's mount is exactly Kui Niu?"
Ye Tan opened her mouth wide, and then covered her mouth with her hands. After a while, she shook her head and answered calmly, "I don't know!" After finishing speaking, she quickly put down her chopsticks, jumped up and ran outside!
After she had run a few steps, Lord Xuanshang raised her hand behind her, and a huge force held her tightly, and lifted her up into the air, as if to slap her to death!
Ye Tan's body was suspended in the air, so he could only wave his limbs like a crab, and shouted: "Shao Dian has a qin, I was wrong! But I really didn't know it was your cow! It didn't write your name on its head! Anyone who doesn't know is innocent! Right? Besides, a dead cow can’t be brought back to life, so it’s useless if you kill me! Otherwise, I’ll eat your cow, and from now on, I’ll be your cow!”
Xuanshang Jun was trembling with anger, he opened and clenched his right hand, with a murderous look all over his body. In a panic, Ye Tan grabbed Lord Qingheng's clothes, for fear that Lord Xuanshang would slap her on the ground. She said: "Don't be angry! Look, your cow is ugly, but I am beautiful! Your cow can't be cute, I can!" She looked up and made a face with her tongue out, "Your cow can Ride, I can also... uh... "Something seems wrong...
Lord Xuanshang really wanted to chop her into meat, and Lord Qingheng hurriedly wrapped the bones with cowhide: "She is only fifteen years old, fifteen for ordinary people, ignorant and ignorant. Brother, please spare her life!"
Lord Xuanshang withdrew his hand, Ye Tan slammed, fell from the air to the ground, and fell into the mud.
She rubbed her waist and stood up, Xuanshang Jun's murderous intent had been absorbed, but his face was still frosty. He said in a deep voice: "In one day, you can memorize the prohibition of the heavenly rules. Otherwise, you will be punished for several crimes and will not be forgiven lightly! And you!" Hand it over to Chuihong Hall in the future!"
As soon as the words fell, his right hand formed a seal, and the roll of cowhide in Lord Qing Heng's hand flew towards him with a whirring sound, and landed in his hand. He walks away.
Qing Heng got up and patted the ashes on his body: "Qing Kui... Li Guang Qing Kui. Tsk tsk, next time you want to die, can you not take me with you?"
Ye Tan glared at him: "Stop talking nonsense, just say whether the beef is delicious or not!"
It's not bad... Mr. Qing Heng's hands are clawed, which is the posture of a big bad wolf scaring a little white rabbit: "Quickly recite the heavenly rules. My brother is different from me. He is cruel and cold-blooded and inhuman. You will know what natural disasters and man-made disasters are."
Ye Tan said: "I know, I know, let's go. I'm going to recite the rules of heaven."
Qingheng-Jun wiped his sweaty head: "You must memorize it. I'll go back and apply the medicine first. I have to copy the heavenly rules a thousand times... Alas, life is bleak."
Ye Tan waved his hands again and again, agreeing without sincerity: "Got it, talk a lot."
After much difficulty, Lord Qing Heng finally left. In the grass, Manman poked his head out. It looked around and saw that everyone was gone, so it flapped its wings on its chest and let out a long breath: "It can be regarded as gone. That Xuanshang Lord looks like he is going to eat people. Oh, Tantan, quickly memorize the rules of heaven." Bar."
"Back to the rules? Did you put your brains in the hot pot?!" Ye Tan patted the bird's head, "It's full of wine and food, and there is no one guarding it. If you don't slip away at this time, let's wait." when?"
She grabbed Manman and quickly escaped from Tianpa Courtyard.