Xiao Wu: I'm not angry!
"It's good if you don't get angry." Love you over there smiled lowly for 59 seconds, "Are you going to sleep now? Do you want to play with everyone for a while, they've been waiting for you for a long time."
Xiao Wu: Good
Wu Hanying listened to the voice in the headset, and seemed to be bewitched, so she typed the word "OK" in a daze. After that, I was pulled outside by loving you for 59 seconds.
As soon as I came out, I heard a lot of people chatting.
"What are the two of them doing in there, Xiaojun, you really recruited."
"Ask yourself, I'm with the boss."
"Bah, it doesn't matter, it's the same as asking the beauty left."
"I don't know anything, don't ask me."
"Ah, the boss and sister-in-law are out!!"
Xiao Wu: -_-|||
"Yo, so fast."
"Haha, the boss is fine, so fast, sister-in-law, you are too fooled to forgive him easily! We are also counting on the strict management of wives..."
Xiao Wu: =mouth=
"Little." As soon as the voice of loving you for 59 seconds came out, it seemed to be especially obvious when it was very noisy.
"I shut up!" Xiaoxiao stopped talking immediately.
Wu Hanying stared at the light on the left for a long time before she figured out who was who. The group of people gags for a long time, and there are many people he is not familiar with, all of them are like chicken blood, and they are full of energy in the middle of the night.
"Sister-in-law, why don't you speak." The little voice was very loud, and he sent a bunch of smiles on the screen along the way, "We still want to hear your voice."
"Sister-in-law, don't be reserved, and sing us a song. I really want to hear it, do you want to sing a chorus with the boss, oh, it must be very good." Feng Ersha I vomited and continued to speak, and there was another scream like a ghost crying and wolf howling.
"Yes, sister-in-law, don't be reserved." Jun Zhe laughed, "Look at Xiaotu's broken gong roaring just now."
"I despise you mushrooms!" Feng'er Sha'er I vomited in protest, "Xiang Zuo Meiren, your loyal dog is barking, bring it back for training!"
"You need to beat Xiaotu. Let's PK when I play the game." The voice of looking to the left is very pleasant, a little soft.
"Tu Tu, we can't beat them. Let's be honest, the husband and wife will cut the money together!" A small voice interjected, causing Feng Er Sha'er to spit out "Aah" and sigh a few times. .
"Okay, Xiao Wu has no wheat." After 59 seconds of loving you, a group of people shouted "Ow Oo".
"Boss, you protect yourself."
"We just want to listen to my sister-in-law's voice, not peep!"
"that is."
"Boss, we express our strong dissatisfaction and are going to revolt."
Xiao Wu: …
Wu Hanying listened to the messy voice in the headset, and his ears hurt, but he also found it interesting, and sometimes wanted to make a joke, but only then remembered that he did not plug in the microphone.
After thinking about it, I put the laptop on the bed, ready to come down and pick up the microphone to chat with everyone.
Xiao Wu: Wait a minute, I'll go get the wheat
"Ow! It's over, boss! Sister-in-law has exposed you!"
"That's right, sister-in-law has wheat!"
"We're waiting!"
"Hurry up!"
Wu Hanying listened to everyone criticizing and loving you for 59 seconds, and suddenly felt "pleasure in body and mind"! Laughing for a long time.
Love you 59 seconds just smiled, "Go, I want to hear your voice too."
I want to hear your voice... Wu Hanying took off the headset and rubbed her ears awkwardly. It took too long to wear it, it really didn't work, it was uncomfortable...
"Hey, don't turn off the lights!" Wu Hanying saw darkness in front of her eyes when she was in a daze, "I said why are you turning off the lights when you are playing games, it's not watching a movie."
"If you don't even look at it, our room is lit, and the uncle of the dormitory will come up after a while." Jiang Hao looked up at him with contempt, "I thought you were sleeping, so what are you catting on it."
"It's too late, and the dormitory master." Wu Hanying climbed down in the dark. The current dormitory agrees to have a writing desk above the bed and below the bed, and sleep with "upstairs", "upstairs, upstairs". , it really feels like a duplex structure...
After going down two steps, Wu Hanying simply jumped down and touched the table indiscriminately, but found no trace of the headset. Now I sigh, the table is so messy, I can't find anything.
Just after taking a step to the right, a sudden "click" sounded, which startled Wu Hanying.
"Xiao Wu, what did you step on?"
"I don't know either." Wu Hanying hurriedly raised her foot and took a photo of her roommate's flashlight...
want to cry without tears...
Stepping through the iron shoes, there is nowhere to look. Mai, who has been looking for a long time, is lying on the ground, but poor Mai seems to have been crushed by him...
Wu Hanying picked it up and swallowed her saliva, a "comminuted fracture"! Originally, this microphone was not a good idea. It was bought collectively when the freshman year started. It was said to be a set of special headsets for English exams. But this wheat is really cheap and simple, the thin-skinned plastic is broken, and the poor wire inside is also broken...
Wu Hanying touched his nose, this time there is really no wheat!
"Which one of you has wheat, lend it to me." Wu Hanying threw the crushed wheat into the shredded paper basket.
"What's the use? You don't want to be with your sister in the middle of the night. You don't know where that thing went."
"You should have a microphone on your computer. You can shout it out for a while." Jiang Kui said happily, "We promise not to eavesdrop."
Wu Hanying was speechless, and crawled back to the bed in the dark, holding the laptop and putting on the headset, the group of people on YY was still so excited.
Xiao Wu: I'm back...
"Ah, sister-in-law is back, hurry up, we want to listen."
"Ow, look forward to it."
"Haha, I bet my sister-in-law is a loli voice."
"It's all like you, Lolita."
Wu Hanying was stunned for a moment, what loli sound? With black lines all over their heads, these people don't think they are women... right? !
Speaking of which, it seems that I only love you for 59 seconds, Qi Yuewei and Dizzy-Turn explicitly said that I am a man... =mouth=
But Xiao Wu. Apparently it's a male...
But they always called... "sister-in-law".
but…
Forget it, Wu Hanying pouted, it was fun to startle them.
"Xiao Wu?" The voice that loved you for 59 seconds came, "You should be quiet too."
"Good good!"
"We shut up! Sister-in-law, come here!"
Xiao Wu: cough cough
Xiaoxiao: give Huahua first
Feng Er Sha Er I vomit: Hold your breath! Sister-in-law!
Wu Hanying watched everyone change and swipe the screen. Suddenly, there was no sound in the headset, and the lights on the left went out. Suddenly, she was a little nervous and despised herself.
Press F2, and the green light next to Xiao Wu also lights up. Wu Hanying touched her nose, but she didn't know what to say.
"...Well, can you hear me?"
Wu Hanying said a word, not too loud or not, and when she finished speaking, she opened her eyes wide and looked at the screen. Still a bunch of flowers, no one said a word.
Xiao Wu: Why didn't you respond 0 0
Xiaoxiao: We are giving flowers to flowers
Xiaoxiao: Sister-in-law, hurry up, stop being reserved
"Xiao Wu, aren't you really shy?" Wu Hanying almost vomited blood as soon as the voice of loving you came out for 59 seconds, and said to the computer, "You are shy!"
"Hey, who am I saying is shy? Xiao Wu, you are really a little sister." Wu Hanying's voice became louder, Jiang Lei's ears were sharp, and he said with a laugh.
Wu Hanying probed and said, "Yeah, I love you for 59 seconds."
"What, what?!" Jiang Kui's hands trembled and his eyes widened, "The one who loves you for 59 seconds is a woman?"
Wu Hanying didn't hold back, she burst into laughter, "I am twenty-eight years old, would you like to introduce you to me?"
"real or fake?!"
Wu Hanying had been having fun for a long time, and a bunch of messes had already appeared on the screen, urging him to speak.
Xiao Wu: I said it, didn't you hear it
"Xiao Wu, adjust the microphone, but there is no sound." In the headset, only Love You 59 seconds was the only person who spoke, and a group of people swiped the screen and said they didn't hear it.
Wu Hanying was depressed. After adjusting for a long time, he couldn't do it. In the end, he only saw the green light on, but he couldn't hear the sound.
Xiao Wu: I can't help it...
"Didn't get it done?" Aiyou said for 59 seconds, "If it doesn't matter, it's already so late, go to sleep."
"Ah, sister-in-law, don't go!" Xiaoxiao jumped out and shouted, "I really want to hear my sister-in-law sing!"
"It's okay, let the boss sing one instead." Jun Zhe smiled, "Boss, let's have one."
"Good idea!" Feng'er Sha'er got excited as soon as I spit it out, "Boss sing a song!"
"Yo, brother, let's sing one." He looked to the left and coaxed.
Xiao Wu: (laughs) Sing a +1
"I sing out of tune." Love you for 59 seconds, clearing his throat and saying.
Xiao Wu: It's alright
"Then what are you going to listen to?" Love You 59 Seconds asked.
"Boss, you really are!" Xiaoxiao answered, choking her throat and pretending to be sad, "sister-in-law said she wanted to listen to you and then let go! You haven't sung to us for so long."
Xiao Wu: Anything will do!
"Actually, I've never sang anything." I love you with a low laugh in 59 seconds.
Little: ! ! ! I was ignored by the boss! !
Xiaojun: XD Now the boss is selectively deaf, and he can only see the words typed by his sister-in-law
I vomit in the wind and sand: the boss sings casually!
Xiao Wu: What are you good at rap? choose a difficult one for him
Xiaoxiao: Can I choose a male XDDD
Feng Er Sha Er I vomited: +1
Look to the left: Actually, I want to listen to the chorus, but unfortunately my sister-in-law has no wheat
Xiaoxiao: Sister-in-law, you are in debt!
Feng Ersha I vomited: quack, boss, come and sing a sweet baby!
Xiao Wu: What is that
Xiaojun: The one that Ren Xianqi sang? Do you think it suits the boss's voice...
Little: ! ! Sound is not a problem! The lyrics are the point! I agree!
Look Left: Sweetheart XD
Look left: I agree too
Xiaojun: Then I agree! It's a big deal, after listening
"It looks like you guys are going to play with me." Love You 59 Seconds smiled, "It doesn't matter, as long as you are not afraid of being ugly, I can sing anything, and if you can't sing it, you can read it down."
Xiaoxiao: Sing (^o^)/~
Fengershaer I vomit: sing (^o^)/~
Look left: sing (^o^)/~
Xiaojun: Sing (^o^)/~
"Xiao Wu?" Love you searched the lyrics and music for 59 seconds, "My dear, how is it?"
Holding the computer, Wu Hanying almost sunk her head into the quilt. Her face was so hot that she must have been stuffed by the quilt.
I love you 59 seconds after I asked and waited half a minute to start the music, Wu Hanying didn't speak or type, she was stuck in the quilt and felt her nose was about to collapse. It was dark all around, and the voice that seemed to love you for 59 seconds became clearer. I reached out and touched my face, it's hot...
His last sentence was ambiguous. You don't need to look at the screen to know Xiaoxiao and they have swiped another huge page. Although there is a pause between the words "Xiao Wu" and "Sweet Heart", there is no difference between them.
I love you for 59 seconds is really uncomfortable to sing this song, but it also has unexpected effects. Although it doesn't feel the same as the original song, it's really good.
Xiaoxiao and the others made a series of "Ow Ow" wolf howls, saying that they loved you for 59 seconds and lied. It was out of tune and they ran to grandma's house! Not out of tune at all.
Xiao Wu: Hua Hua
Wu Hanying also sent a message to it, and it was really nice. Although he knew that he was not a professional, he was not bad for an amateur.
"Thank you, not out of tune"
I love you for 59 seconds and took the time to say thank you and ask a question.
Xiao Wu: No
Xiao Wu: Nice!
Xiaoxiao: Dwarf Oil, showing her affection in public again!
Xiaojun: Blinded our group of tin alloy dogs
I love you with a smile for 59 seconds and continued to sing, but halfway through the song, I started to "hum". The reputation is that the lyrics are unfamiliar, and it is too tiring to sing along, so it is time to "hum"...
There are a bunch of sweaty expressions on the side, but I have to say that people's "hum" is also very emotional.
"Xiao Wu?"
Xiao Wu: What
Xiao Wu: Don't be lazy, keep humming XD
"En." Aiyou agreed in 59 seconds and continued, "When are you going to get married?"
puff!
As soon as Wu Hanying lowered her head, her forehead was in close contact with the computer. The words I loved you said in 59 seconds were really shocking, =mouth=with background music! Make a TV show!
Little: ! ! ! !
Feng Er Sha Er I vomit:! ! ! !
Xiao Xiao: boss, you, you, you
Xiaoxiao: You bastard! Can't it be romantic
Xiaojun: Boss V5!
Look left: XDD
Feng Er Sha Er I vomited: la la la (^o^)/~ Remarried!
Xiao Wu: =mouth=
Remarriage, you are tall, Wu Hanying is awkward and doesn't know what to type. Now not only is her face hot, but her fingertips are almost on fire! The heart is not beating half a beat, it is almost jumping out!
Wu Hanying patted her face, thinking of loving you for 59 seconds, she was playing with herself again, and her heart was racing like a joke...
"How about tomorrow night?" Aiyou continued to ask without waiting for a reply for 59 seconds.
Wu Hanying was tangled, organized the language, and couldn't figure out how to reply.
Xiao Wu: Xiao Wu can't
Xiao Xiao: ? ?
Xiao Wu: Xiao Wu. Row!
Love You 59 Seconds chuckled, "Okay, I'll get a female account."