"Boss, thank you..."
When he was at the Dragon Group headquarters, Chen Cai looked at Liu Yi with guilt and said, "If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have joined the Dragon Group."
"Okay, it's okay, don't take it too seriously."
Liu Yi patted Chen Cai on the shoulder, "Didn't I come here because I heard that there is a lot of money here every month, hehehe..."
Long San promised that the members of the Long Group belong to the national civil servants, and all the five insurances and one housing fund are complete.
Most of the funds of the Red Scarf Army have not been touched by Liu Yi, and they are reserved for the development planning of the Red Scarf Army. The small treasury in his hand was all the corners and corners of the Red Turban Army funds, plus his income from doing missions at the Hunter Center.
As long as he can make money and not harm the world, Liu Yi will do it.
"Thank you again... Boss..."
Chen Cai thought Liu Yi's polite words, so he was very moved and said, "From now on, my life will be given by you, boss. If you go east, I will never go west. If you want to beat a dog, I will never steal it." chicken."
"Damn, don't say it so disgusting, but I want to ask you, where did you get the power?"
Liu Yi was still a little curious about Chen Caihuo's ability.
"This...hehe..."
Chen Cai suddenly laughed, and there was something lewd in the smile.
"Fuck, what's your answer, hurry up and say it!"
"That... Boss, actually that day was like this..."
Chen Cai coughed dryly, then looked around to see if there was anyone around, and then explained in a low voice.
"That day... I was playing masturbation with my friends... Suddenly a buddy popped up a video of me. I was annoyed. He said he had something good to show me... Then I opened the website and found out that it was a girl who was dancing. ... Tsk tsk, that small figure, that small buttocks, I was so thirsty at the time... I subconsciously reached for water... As a result, I accidentally spilled the water glass, and then the computer was connected to the electricity, and I was dying from the electricity That's it after waking up."
What Chen Cai said made Liu Yi almost bleed.
"I'll wipe it, are you sure you didn't spill water when you touched the paper?"
Liu Yi looked at Chen Cai with contempt.
"Boss, I swear, absolutely not, I really want to drink water!"
Chen Cai hurriedly said, "And boss, the main problem... Actually, what I am best at is not summoning heroes... but..."
"But what?"
"It's Plants vs. Zombies..."
"Fuck..."
Liu Yi almost spurted blood.
Chen Cai coughed twice, and then said, "My sister played this game... I snatched it up halfway to play it, so the game is still hanging..."
"I think this thing is so weird...you let me digest it..."
Liu Yi covered his forehead and said.
"It's okay, boss, you can digest it slowly, anyway, we have plenty of time!"
Chen Cai's smile was so wretched.
At this moment, at the door of their waiting room, there was the delicate cry of the little nurse.
"Two handsome guys, come out for a test."
"Let's go."
Liu Yi waved and said.
"Depressed, the two of us were invited to come to the dragon group, but we still have to test."
Chen Cai pursed his lips and said.
"It's okay, you just get used to it."
Liu Yixin said that when he joined the hunter organization, he also had to take part in the assessment. This should be a routine.
"Two handsome guys, this test is actually very simple, you will definitely pass it."
The little nurse seemed worried that the two of them would think too much, so she comforted her, "It's just a formality. Even if we are the boss, we can't give you the green light directly. This kind of thing... well, it's like taking a civil servant test. It's the director's daughter who is taking the civil servant exam, and she has to rely on her own ability! Those who are taking the father's exam are useless!"
"Okay, I admit that what you said makes sense. For the sake of beauty, I don't care about it!"
Chen Cai smiled and nodded, "How do you assess?"
Liu Yi sent all kinds of contemptuous looks, this guy simply doesn't want his integrity! Alas, it's sad, there are so few people of insight like myself now!
"It's very simple, handsome guys come with sister."
The little nurse smiled coquettishly, "Oh, by the way, my sister's name is Ling Yunxi! Our stupid big guy is the one who can petrify, and his name is Chen Zhenggang. Our team leader is Long San, um, and some other members, I will introduce it to you slowly.”
"Hey... other people don't care, can I call you sister nurse, hey hey..."
Chen Cai smiled obscenely at Ling Yunxi, and Liu Yi covered his face, unable to bear to look directly at him.
"Okay, little brother..."
Ling Yunxi covered her mouth and laughed.
"I'm not a little brother! I'm going to college in September!"
Chen Cai raised his chest and said.
"Hee hee, yes, yes, my little brother is about to grow up, let my sister touch it!"
As Ling Yunxi said, she reached out and touched Chen Cai's head a few times.
"Little brother is so cute..."
Liu Yi almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, these two live treasures...
It's just congenial!
The three of them walked all the way through the corridor and came to a spacious hall.
Long San sat on one side of the hall, and beside him sat a few people who looked like examiners.
The typical examiner faces of these people! The old man and old lady looked at Liu Yi and the others seriously.
"Little San, are these the two newcomers you are pushing?"
An old man curled his lips and said, "You look very young, it doesn't look good."
Liu Yi could hardly hold back his laughter.
Long San was actually called Xiao San, hahaha...isn't it so funny!
Long San's face seemed to be a little restless, he coughed twice and said, "These two newcomers are still very good, and I, Long San, never recommend people indiscriminately."
"Then let's put on a show."
The old man pouted, "Come on, perform one."
"Feel sorry."
Seeing that the old man was a little upset, Liu Yi spoke like a bureaucratic leader, who should he be
I'm not your subordinate yet, okay
Really, I'm not happy...
"My strength is not for performance, but for killing."
Liu Yi crossed his arms and said bluntly. Damn, there is also a performance, when I am playing a monkey, or when I come to participate in the condolences performance of the nursing home.
Long San's face was a little stiff, he didn't expect Liu Yi to speak so directly.
"Bastard! Do you know who I am?"
"Whoever you love, don't care about my business!" Liu Yi curled his lips, this old guy must take himself too seriously.
"Presumptuous! Long San, is this the newcomer you are looking for? He is so rude to me! I want you to arrest him immediately!"
"Old man, believe it or not, I can easily kill you before he arrests me."
Liu Yi didn't know when he sat on an empty seat next to the old man.
The old man suddenly became hairy, and almost fell under the chair in fright.
"you you you… "
"Tell you, I joined the dragon group, and I was also invited by Long San! I didn't come here to perform for you, but to defend my home and country. If you insist on me performing, I can only show how to kill is you."
As he spoke, Liu Yi stretched out a finger, and lightly touched the old man's temple.
Plop!
The old man finally couldn't bear it anymore and sat down on the ground.
"you you you… "
"Me, me, what's wrong with me, didn't you want me to perform?"
Liu Yi laughed.
"Liu Yi... stop making trouble."
Yuan Zhenyue just came in, saw this scene, and hurriedly said.
This kid is really lawless, even their invigilator dares to bully him like this!
"Sister Yuan, he asked me to perform... I already said I would not perform, it's not my fault!"
Liu Yi shrugged his shoulders, looking innocent.
A group of people vomit blood in various ways, this guy really has no shame...
"Okay, okay, we've seen it, your ability is indeed outstanding..."
The other examiners hurriedly let Liu Yi go, no one dared to say anything.
In Longzu, many agents are actually very individual. To put it bluntly, this place is almost like a place where criminals are concentrated! The people who exist in this place are all very strong! Only a patriotic heart can restrain them.
"I hope you can use your ability to defend your home and country!"
A female examiner said good things, "What about the other little guy... you... want to prove your ability?"
"OK."
Chen Cai nodded, stretched out his hand, and summoned a pair of red and tender cherries on the ground.
"Such a pair of tiny cherries! They are useful!"
The examiner, who was frightened before, became imposing again, and said with wide eyes, "What we want are agents, not fruit farmers!"
"Don't underestimate my pair of cherries, they are amazing!"
Chen Cai hurriedly emphasized.
"I'd like to see what's so great about cherries!"
As the old man said, he walked towards the cherry.
"Ah! Don't go there, it's dangerous!"
"Why didn't I see the danger, I..."
Before the old man finished speaking, the cherry suddenly swelled violently, and in the blink of an eye it turned into a big cherry more than one meter in size, and then exploded with a bang!
It was like a hand grenade. Fortunately, the room was big and the old man was far away!
But even so, the old man's body was blown away by the air wave from the explosion.
The old man fell directly into a coma, unconscious.
"This... I have persuaded him..."
Chen Cai tried desperately to explain, but judging by the smile on the corner of his mouth, it looked like it was intentional.
Liu Yi secretly gave his brother a thumbs up, and Chen Cai also winked at Liu Yi.
"Hurry up and take the old leader to heal..."
Long Sanyi waved his hand, and then said excitedly, "Although there was a little accident during the assessment process, I am very satisfied with the abilities of the two of you! I already knew a lot during the battle before, and I know even more now. Welcome to the third team of the dragon group, I am your captain Long San, you can call me head directly in the future."
"The third team of the dragon group, so we have other teams?"
Liu Yi couldn't help asking.
"Actually, there are only three teams."
Long San smiled, "Three teams divided according to strength... It can be said that our team is the weakest, and the tasks to perform are also the easiest..."
"Shit, we actually entered the weakest team!"
Chen Cai wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Hey... So, the two of you need to quickly improve your strength. When your strength rises, I can suppress those two guys..."
Long San laughed, and Liu Yi suddenly felt that he seemed to be on a pirate ship!