"Come on, treat me like a man and kill me!"
The beauty straightened her breasts and said proudly to Liu Yi.
I rub it!
Liu Yi broke out in a cold sweat.
It's the first time I've heard someone have such a strange request when I grow up so old!
Could it be that this is what is said in the legend, the world is full of wonders!
"Okay, why do you want to die?"
Liu Yi stretched out his hand and pinched the beauty's face.
For some reason, Liu Yi couldn't help but want to tease this beautiful woman in front of her with a proud expression like a little peacock.
"asshole!"
The beauty slapped Liu Yi's hand away, and stared at Liu Yi with hatred.
"Yes, my first name is bastard, and my nickname is hooligan. How do you know me?"
Liu Yi smiled and blinked.
"Who knows you! What's your name! Fight again if you have the ability!"
As she said that, the beauty raised her hands and put on a fighting posture again.
"Why do girls always like to fight and kill? It's not good."
"It's up to you! Who said girls can't fight! Tell you, I just let you go. If I get serious, even I will be afraid!"
The beauty puffed her face and said angrily.
"Yes, yes, then please spare your life and let the little one go."
"Who will spare you...you thief..."
The beauty gave Liu Yi a very displeased look.
"I spared your life, and I hope you can keep it a secret from me."
Liu Yi knew that this was a bit embarrassing, although the dead man's mouth was the strongest, but Liu Yi still felt it was a gamble.
"snort!"
The beauty didn't know whether to agree or not, she just snorted, and then her eyes fell on Liu Yi's hand.
"Did you come here just for this painting?"
"Also... you can put it that way."
Liu Yi felt that stealing the elixir was a bit embarrassing, since he wanted to be a thief, he should be a more elegant thief.
"I am also an artistic person, pursuing elegance. This painting is very worthy of appreciation. After I go back, I will hang it on the head of my bed and look at it three times a day."
"No, shameless..."
The beauty blushed again for some reason, and cursed.
"Hurry up and get out! Don't let me see you again! Otherwise, you will see and hit once!"
"Oh? Hit me or be beaten?"
"asshole!"
Liu Yi hurriedly stopped molesting, but quickly turned the picture scroll into a ring with the Sumeru method, put it on his finger, and then turned into a black butterfly and flew out of the tower.
"Don't let me see you again!!!"
You can still hear the belle's roar behind you!
In other words, this beauty is good everywhere, why is she so masculine!
I also like dressing up as men! How nice it would be for An Anxin to dress up like a girl!
Pity!
Liu Yi sighed, and flew back to the guest courtyard.
The head of the house, Liu Haisheng, and the elder sister, Chen Keqing, seemed to be resting in the room, and Liu Yi quietly slipped back into his room, heaving a sigh of relief.
Nima... What happened today was so dangerous that Ai Ling made a move. But fortunately, I stole the painting back, which is a consolation...
Wait... It seems that something is wrong!
Liu Yi suddenly turned pale with shock, and then he had the intention to kill someone!
Nima! Where is the painting that I want to steal!
Those eight pills are still in Ai Ling's hands! I will go to his uncle! Didn't I make a fuss for nothing
Ai Ling! you can do it!
Liu Yi took a deep breath for a long time, doing breathing techniques again and again, and then he calmed down.
Ai Ling should be here to participate in the Tianxia Daohui, so she won't leave here until the Tianxia Daohui ends.
During this period, I should find an opportunity to ask Ai Ling for the pill. If she dares not to give it, she will go all out and grab it!
Liu Yi sighed, took out the picture scroll hidden by Xu Mifa, and looked at it sadly.
This is the only harvest I have today, and it's still an ugly picture.
I don't know how ugly it is...
Liu Yi couldn't help but slowly opened the scroll, glanced at it, and suddenly trembled.
Second Olympic! There is no such thing as an ugly girl in this painting, she is clearly a peerless beauty!
And... and... isn't this painting the same beautiful woman disguised as a man just now...
There seems to be a line of poetry written underneath.
"There are many changes in the world, but there are orchids blooming in the heart of Dao."
"To my daughter Moran."
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Looking at the vigorous and powerful font, it is obvious that he is a man!
A big man sends a picture of a beauty to his daughter. Doesn't this mean that he has a love interest
Heavy taste, heavy taste... But the beauty in the painting... Well, it should be called Moran, but she is dressed in white, and she is as tender as water.
There are clearly two people with the man and woman I saw just now, okay
Are you sure she doesn't have a twin sister or sister
If not... Then it's no wonder she had such a weird expression when she heard that she wanted to appreciate the painting every day.
What's the difference between this kind of thing and taking someone's photo and saying it's on the phone screen and masturbating to it three times a day!
Hooligan... I really want to degenerate into a hooligan...
Liu Yi sighed again and again, carefully put away the scroll.
It seems that all of this is a misunderstanding. Find a time in the future and return this painting to Moran.
Liu Yi put away the painting and was about to cry with the quilt in his arms when there was a sudden knock on the door.
Chen Keqing shouted outside the door.
"Brat, get up and eat!"
Eh! Can't you use a gentler way to fuck!
Ah no, is there a gentler way to wake myself up! By the way, I didn't sleep either!
Liu Yi shook his head, opened the door, and saw that Chen Keqing and Liu Haisheng were already dressed, waiting for him outside the door.
"Liu Yi, I will take you to meet some seniors from other sects later, remember not to forget the etiquette of our Immortal Hall."
Liu Haisheng reminded him while stroking his gray and white beard.
"If you know the head of the sect, you will definitely not lose the face of Yangxian Temple."
Liu Yi hurriedly responded.
Alas, being in the sect is troublesome. It's better when you dress up as the blood emperor. When you see someone who is pleasing to the eye, you can say, my name is blood emperor, hello. When you see someone you don't like, just tell me directly, Master is the blood emperor, what do you want? If you don't accept it, fight it!
Now that I am a disciple of Immortal Cultivation Hall, I should pay more attention. Therefore, Liu Yi and Chen Keqing followed Liu Haisheng obediently and walked out of the small building.
There was already a boy standing there outside, waiting to guide the people from Yangxian Palace to Jushou Hall.
Liu Yi has already seen Xiashanzhuang before, and it is indeed very big.
After walking for more than ten minutes, they came to the Jushou Hall.
Because there are too many people participating in the Daoist meeting, this Jushou hall is also very grand and huge.
The golden-red hall was filled with tables and chairs, and there was a huge round table in the front with the words Master seat!
Everyone else is eating at other tables, so the seating is more casual.
Liu Yi and Chen Keqing found a seat and sat down, but when they turned their heads, they both looked bad.
I saw Liu Haisheng standing awkwardly beside the already full head seat, and in his seat was a concubine of Jiang Xiao, the head of Tianzhong Sect!
Jiang Xiao completely ignored Liu Haisheng who was on the side, and even hugged his delicate concubine, shouting around.
"Look, everyone, this is my new concubine, isn't she very beautiful and young, hahaha..."
The several masters next to him were obviously the same as Jiang Xiao, and responded with a smile.
"Yes, yes, Sect Leader Jiang is very lucky!"
"It seems that Sect Leader Jiang has to learn some double cultivation skills, otherwise, how can he bear so many wives and concubines!"
"Master Jiang is simply a role model for men like me!"
In addition to these stinky heads, there are still some heads watching coldly, some gloat, and some can only send pitiful expressions, but no one stepped forward to speak for Liu Haisheng.
Liu Haisheng stood there, neither sitting nor walking.
The head of the Yangxian Temple hesitated for a long time before asking.
"Master Jiang..."
"Come on baby, eat this!"
"Come on, try this again, you can't eat it at home!"
Jiang Xiao acted as if he couldn't hear, hugged his concubine, and kept picking up vegetables for her.
Liu Haisheng had no choice but to sigh, and walked towards Liu Yi, apparently planning to sit with Liu Yi and the others.
"It makes no sense!"
Chen Keqing stood up immediately, but was pushed back by Liu Yi.
"Why do you need senior sister to do such a trivial matter, leave it to me!"
As he spoke, Liu Yi walked up behind Jiang Xiao in a few steps, and then pressed Jiang Xiao's head with one hand, and with a bang, under the astonished eyes of everyone, he directly pushed Jiang Xiao's head into a vegetable plate .
"Come on, Master Jiang, try this, I guess you haven't tried it before."
After Liu Yi finished pressing, he clapped his hands and said with a smile.
Suddenly, the hall was silent.
Soon, the people from Tianzhongmen stood up, pulled out the heavy swords behind them one by one, and walked towards Liu Yi.
The owner of Tianxia Mountain Villa, who was sitting at the top, suddenly looked down.
"Go back!"
Jiang Xiao pulled his face out of the plate, it was greasy, and shredded pork was still hanging on it, but he didn't have time to control it, and hurriedly shouted.
Hearing his head's words, those disciples had no choice but to sit back again.
But Jiang Xiao himself was so angry that he wiped off the oil stains on his face, and glared at Liu Yi viciously.
"Boy, do you want to die?"
"Huh? Why did you say that?"
Liu Yi looked very surprised, "I saw that Master Jiang was having a good time eating, so he kindly introduced a hot dish to Master Jiang to try. Why is Master Jiang so angry?"
"I think you are deliberately finding fault!"
Jiang Xiao clenched his fists, his teeth itching with hatred.
"Well, since you asked the question so sincerely, Head Jiang, then I will tell you mercifully."
Liu Yi learned the Rockets' lines, and said with a smile, "Yes, I'm here to find fault. As for the reason for the fault, I don't need to say more. I am Liu Yi, the thirteenth generation disciple of the Hall of Immortals, and I am standing here now. Here, if you, Head Jiang, want to fight or kill, just draw the line, and I, Liu Yi, will follow. If I am afraid of you today, I, Liu Yi, will cut off my meridian and withdraw from the world of cultivating immortals!"