Mai Kitsune Waifu

Chapter 44: Stupidity is contagious

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"Dignity cannot be eaten."

Liu Yi replied with certainty, "But can you lose your dignity just to eat?"

"This, it's hard to say!"

Wang Lele lay on Liu Yi's back, pressed a finger on her ruddy lips, and said.

"I'm a foodie!"

"If you were so hungry and someone put a bowl of rice in front of you and asked you to kneel and kowtow to him, would you do it for this bowl of rice?"

"Just kidding, Miss Ben has hands, feet, and breasts, why are you begging!"

Wang Lele gave Liu Yi a blank look, "I can make money to eat by myself! Who will kneel down to him!"

"You are not willing to give up your dignity, why should you let me give up?"

"You... How can this be compared to that!"

Wang Lele said, "You are not allowed to compete with Lan He, it is for your own good!"

She anxiously explained, "He has been playing basketball since he was a child. If you compete with him, isn't this just playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong's gate?"

"I am a man, and to be a man is to accept the challenge."

Liu Yi still insisted on his point of view, "My grandfather said that a good man can only stand and bleed, not kneel and cry!"

"You bastard... why are you so stubborn!"

"What is stubbornness? My grandfather said it. It's called perseverance!"

"Okay, okay, I don't care about you, you go to the game!"

As soon as Wang Lele shook his hand, he really couldn't control Liu Yi anymore.

"Oh? Then what about your stomach, isn't it appendicitis?"

Liu Yi asked, blinking his eyes.

"I don't have appendicitis! My stomach is fine, and my aunt didn't even come!"

Wang Lele shouted angrily.

"Huh? Then you..."

"Is it okay for my old lady to pretend to be sick and want to skip class?"

"oh oh… "

Liu Yi suddenly realized.

So that's the case... I thought Wang Lele was really sick.

"So you're not sick, it's good if you're not sick! I thought you were sick!"

"You are the only one who is sick, and your whole family is sick!"

Wang Lele hugged Liu Yi's neck, this girl really had the urge to strangle Liu Yi to death.

"Uh... Let's go back then."

"You carry me back!"

Wang Lele lay on Liu Yi's back, unable to get down.

Being carried by Liu Yi... Not to mention, it was quite comfortable.

"Aren't you okay, go down by yourself."

"I don't have land! The country has policies, whoever pollutes will be treated! The same reason can be proved, whoever recites me will carry me back! You are so comfortable on your body, I will not go down!"

"Hey, hey... I'm not a rickshaw!"

"You are much more comfortable than a rickshaw, hurry back and drive!"

Wang Lele reached out and slapped Liu Yi hard on the chest.

Well, this is indeed not a rickshaw, isn't this driving a donkey

Liu Yi shook his head, helplessly carried the big-breasted girl on his back, and ran back to school along the road.

"I have a little idiot, and I never ride! One day I decided to go to the fair with the other..."

Wang Lele, a heartless girl, seemed to have forgotten the task Murong Die gave her, and she sang happily.

Damn, you're the little idiot...

Liu Yi continued on his way depressed.

At this time, the bell for school at noon also rang.

Lan He swaggered, followed by a group of students who flattered him, and came to the basketball court in the backyard of the school.

Everyone in Liu Yi's class went, and Murong Die was also there, followed by a group of courteous boys.

She didn't know why she came out, but she was a little panicked.

Logically speaking, the method I and Wang Lele used... that kind ghost Liu Yi must be fooled.

But why is my heart still up and down

"Hehe, it seems that Liu Yi is still a coward after all."

Lan He stood on the basketball court, facing the wind in Yushu, holding a basketball in his hand, and said coolly.

"Let me just say, he didn't care too much about it. He played basketball with me, Lan He. In this school, the person who can beat my Lan He on the court has not yet been born."

"Yes, yes, Young Master Lan is the real-life Slam Dunk!"

"Whoever dares to compete with Lan Shao in basketball is courting death!"

A group of students immediately flattered.

"Young Master Lan, that kid Liu Yi probably won't dare to come, why don't Young Master Lan give us a shot and slam dunk!"

A student who is the most flattering, said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, Young Master Lan, come and open our eyes!"

The eyes of the others also lit up, and they agreed.

"Hehe, that's fine."

Lan He glanced at Murong Die, then said triumphantly.

"Xiaodie, let me show you what a real man is!"

As he said that, he was dribbling the basketball, behind the ass of the butt, after a while, he would be handsome.

After winning the applause of several followers and the exclamation of several girls, Lan He suddenly grabbed the basketball with one hand, took two vigorous steps towards the stop, and leaped into the sky.

This Lanhe deserves to be born in basketball, and his athletic talent is really good.

His jumping ability is also very good. His jump can be close to one meter high!

The jumping speed of ordinary people is about 40 cm to 80 cm for boys, and if it is 80 cm or higher, it is considered to have outstanding jumping ability!

Girls are generally between 24 and 45. After all, they have some physical problems, so there is still a big difference in jumping speed between men and women.

The highest jumper in the nba that year is said to be "Potato" Webber. His take-off height is probably above 1.45 meters!

Lan He is naturally not as good as Weber, but his current jumping ability is already amazing.

This guy grabbed the basketball and dunked it into the basket hard, causing the basketball stand to clang.

"boom!"

Amidst the loud noise and the screams of a group of MMs, Lan He fell to the ground handsomely.

He opened his arms openly, and seemed to enjoy the feeling of MM worship.

"Slut bag."

Murong Die couldn't help curling her lips.

"Xiaodie, did you see that!"

Lan He pointed to himself, and said, "This is the real man! That kid you like is a piece of rubbish, good-for-nothing!"

"Master Lan is right!"

Ma Yixuan was wearing a blue school uniform on the upper body, but a short skirt on the lower body, showing a pair of thighs in autumn, and said with a smile.

"What kind of thing is Liu Yi? Some people's eyes really need to be changed."

"Ma Yixuan, what are you?"

Murong Die finds Ma Yixuan very annoying, why is she everywhere!

Also, why should she speak ill of Liu Yi? Isn't that just questioning her own vision

"Murong Die, this is not your Murong's house! Can't I look down on Liu Yi? Are you distressed?"

Ma Yixuan chuckled, touched her pretty face, and said, "I'm telling you, even if that Liu Yi you like kneels down and begs me, I won't be her girlfriend. You're the only one with such strong tastes."

"Ma Yixuan, you are too much!"

Murong Die was half dead with anger.

This Ma Yixuan's mouth is really too cheap!

Those boys who are courteous, every one dares to speak up now.

Ma Yixuan is the son of the bully Yuan Shaojun... How dare they provoke him!

If you like a goddess, there is no need to be beaten for her, right...

"Xiaodie, Ma Yixuan is right."

Lan He also said aside.

"How can Liu Yi be better than me? Why isn't my Lanhe better than him?"

"In my opinion, even a hundred of your Lanhes can't compare to Liu Yi's one toe."

Murong Die said in his heart, anyway, he pushed Liu Yi, but luckily he pushed it to the end.

Murong Die didn't bother to pick it.

With the girl Wang Lele around, she must not be able to pick it.

And there is a shield, which is pretty good, and saves other people from pursuing themselves endlessly.

"What did you say? I'm not as good as Liu Yi?"

Lan He couldn't help shouting, "Murong Die, are you blind?"

"You are blind, your whole family is blind!"

At this moment, a girl's scolding voice sounded from the side of the court.

Everyone turned their heads and saw a thin boy walking over there step by step with a beautiful girl on his back.

Seeing these two people, everyone was shocked at the same time.

Lan He opened his mouth wide, a little unbelievable.

And Murong Die stared at her close friend with wide eyes.

Wang Lele quickly jumped off Liu Yi, and looked at Murong Die with an aggrieved expression, as if apologizing.

"Liu Yi, do you still dare to come?"

Lan He watched Liu Yi slowly walk into the court, and couldn't help asking in a tone of disbelief.

"This is a basketball court, why am I afraid to come?"

While walking, Liu Yi replied under the eyes of everyone.

"I think you've come here to humiliate yourself!"

As Lan He said, he picked up the basketball, put it on his finger, and turned it around, looking handsome.

"Lan He, you have to keep a bottom line when you speak."

Liu Yi said, "If you are like this now, in my grandfather's words, you are pretending to be struck by lightning!"

"Fuck, okay, Liu Yi, I've noticed that you've become so capable recently that you dare to talk to me like that! Are you screwed up?"

Lan He is also a ruthless character in the class. If ordinary people dare to provoke him, there are quite a few people who flatter him.

"Today I will make you apologize for what you said."

Liu Yi didn't care about Lan He's vicious threat at all, he stood there, stretched out two fingers, and said.

"One, apologize for your insult to me. Two, apologize for your disrespect to Murong Die!"

Murong Die was standing outside the court, staring at the unreliable Wang Lele. When he heard Liu Yi's words, he was shocked instantly.

Why did you bring Miss Ben along

"Are you stupid?"

Lan He said disdainfully, "I, Lan He, will apologize to you?"

"Then dare you take a bet with me?"

Liu Yi had already made plans, and said slowly.

"If I win this game, you apologize to Murong Die and me."

"Hahaha!"

Lan He couldn't help laughing out loud with the basketball in his arms, his waist bent when he laughed, and tears flowed out.

A few students next to him also laughed, and mm even made sarcastic remarks.

"Liu Yi must have had a brain twitch!"

"Yeah yeah, playing basketball with my blue and big brother... still want to win... what a fool, he is!"

"It's better to have less contact with him in the future... I heard that silliness is contagious..."

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