"Liu Yi, just tell me which website you bought the medicine from!"
A few days later, Chen Cai finally couldn't help holding Liu Yi's arm when get out of class was over, and said to him with a resentful expression.
"What medicine? Are you going to die?"
Liu Yi couldn't help but tease.
"Fuck off, you can't do it down there!"
Chen Cai gritted his teeth and looked at Liu Yi, then lowered his voice and said.
"Don't you talk about cultivating immortals... How many days have I practiced your broken kung fu method... It has no effect at all! You are cheating me! Liu Yi, we are best friends, you can't cheat me like this! The key point Time, you have to pull brother!"
Chen Cai said pitifully again, "For the sake of being friends for many years... you won't ignore your brothers, right?"
"That exercise is indeed feasible...but maybe you don't have any talent for cultivating immortals."
Liu Yi had no choice but to give Chen Cai what Lin Tong told him.
"Woooooo, I don't care, I will be as powerful as you!"
Chen Cai took Liu Yi's arm and acted coquettishly.
Liu Yi is in a cold sweat...
Many boys and girls next to him also pointed.
"Oh... I said why Liu Yi doesn't like me... So he is gay..."
The sigh of the fat girl on the side also entered Liu Yi's ears.
I'm so stupid, my sexual orientation has been suspected, how can this be possible!
He quickly stretched out his left hand and slapped off Chen Cai's paw.
"Brother... talent is something everyone is born with... I'm not a god, how can I help you..."
"Then what to do! Do you know, I have been looking at the class next door for a long time! I have never dared to confess!"
Chen Cai suddenly sighed.
"ha?"
Liu Yi was taken aback, looked at his deskmate and friend and asked, "You have a fever? It doesn't look like it!"
"Fuck off, you just have a fever! I'm normal, okay?"
"Aren't you, Chen Cai, going to soak up all the beauties in the world, and won't you hang yourself on a tree?"
Liu Yi laughed and said, "Why are you still staring at others! It's not like you!"
"Hey, after being romantic for so long, I'm tired and empty, so I want to find a woman to come to shore."
Chen Cai said quietly.
Liu Yi was drinking water, when he heard this, he couldn't help but spit it all out in one gulp, and sprayed it directly on Chen Cai's face.
Chen Cai's expression became even more resentful.
"Hold, I'm sorry... hahaha... I, I just couldn't hold back..."
Liu Yi clutched his stomach and couldn't stop laughing.
"Are you a fountain..."
Chen Cai wiped the water off his face with a tissue, and glared at Liu Yi several times.
"I can't have a girl I like?"
"Yes, yes, of course, who is it?"
"Wang Yuzheng from the key experimental class next door!"
"Who is that?"
Liu Yi blinked his eyes, looking completely unimpressed.
"Damn, are you really a boy from No. 1 Middle School?"
Chen Cai couldn't help complaining, "But that's right, you used to focus on Ma Yixuan, and you didn't pay much attention to other girls' affairs."
"..."
Liu Yi couldn't help being silent.
Ma Yixuan hadn't come to class for several days, and she didn't know if she was frightened by herself that day.
And Ma Yuanyuan hasn't come to her home secretly for a long time, and she doesn't know what's going on.
"This Wang Yuzheng is the beauty of the experimental class!"
Chen Cai told Liu Yi, "And it's different from rich girls like Murong Die and Wang Lele...Wang Yuzheng's family conditions are quite average. , she has been entangled by the bully Lin Huayang in their class. I want to become stronger, just to get rid of this Lin Huayang!"
"Lin Huayang?"
Liu Yi thought for a while, then suddenly remembered, "The principal's son?"
"That's right, it's just him, relying on himself as the principal, he's a domineering man at school!"
Chen Cai nodded emphatically, "He pursues Wang Yuzheng's special savagery, and pesters her every day, which makes Wang Yuzheng very annoying! If I can deal with Lin Huayang like you deal with Lan He, then I will definitely win Wang Yuzheng. Yuzheng's joy!"
"... I feel that this school is suddenly so complicated..."
Liu Yi couldn't help but said.
"Liu Yi, boss! From now on, you will be my boss!"
Chen Cai said, "As long as the boss is willing to drag me, the younger brother will do your best for you and help you masturbate!"
"Roll rough!"
The black line on Liu Yi's head, this Chen Cai is simply a living treasure.
But it's not wrong to like girls. Didn't I like Ma Yixuan so much back then
If Ma Yixuan was willing to give herself a chance, maybe she would not be what she is now.
Destiny, sometimes it is really wonderful.
"Boss... Please, just help me..."
Chen Cai pleaded bitterly.
"This... I really can't help you."
Liu Yi raised his hand and swore, "I, Liu Yi, swear, the exercises I gave you are absolutely true, and the things I told you are also true. If there are any lies, then I, Liu Yi, will never practice them for life!"
"Fuck! This oath is too cruel!"
Chen Cai was taken aback, and now he firmly believed in Liu Yi's words.
Men do sometimes swear wildly.
But I swear by my lifelong sexual happiness! It must be true!
No man would joke about the sex of his lower body...
"Then what should I do... Am I, Chen Cai, doomed to be lonely all my life..."
"Khan... Is there nothing else I can do to help you?"
Seeing Chen Cai's sad look, Liu Yi quickly comforted him, "Maybe there are other ways..."
"There is a way... there is one!"
Chen Cai's eyes lit up suddenly, and he said, "A girl as conservative as Wang Yuzheng... must like a more conservative pursuit!"
他一拍手，“对了对了，我要写封情书交给她… 不过林华阳对她看的很紧，一般男生接近都会挨揍… 老大，这个送情书的事情，就拜托你啦！”
"Okay... I can help with this."
Liu Yi nodded.
Anyway, Chen Cai is also my good friend, and I can help him as much as I can.
When he was at his lowest, Chen Cai always supported him.
"Great, then I will study how to write a love letter in this class! Hey, although I, Chen Cai, am not as good as you in other aspects, I am quite accomplished in writing love letters! I, the great love sage, come out, Isn't a love letter at hand!"
With that said, Chen Cai lay down on the table and began to study his love letter strategy.
And Liu Yi also sat down, and began to immerse himself in cultivating the red air flow in his body.
He doesn't need to worry about the white air flow, he can cultivate by himself.
However, if the red air flow is present, he needs to meditate and run the breath in his body, continuously circulate the small circle, the big circle, or gain the favorability of girls, so that it can be strengthened.
The reason why Liu Yi didn't enter the virtual realm of spiritual consciousness in this class was because this class was the class of their head teacher.
Dare to take a nap in the old class...
Isn't that waiting for love to smoke!
Soon, the school bell rang.
Liu Yi's head teacher, a middle-aged woman in her fifties, walked in with her textbooks in her arms.
Liu Yi's class teacher is an English teacher, whether it is English or mathematics, to Liu Yi, it is a holy book.
Especially when the class leader came in and announced something directly, it instantly made all the students feel like the end was coming.
"I will give you ten minutes to memorize the text of Lesson 13. After ten minutes, I will test your recitation. If you can't finish it, go back and copy it thirty times."
"ah… "
The end is over, hell is coming.
Even Chen Cai didn't care about his love letter, he had a big mouth like a toad.
"Ten minutes... Teacher, this text is so long..."
Chen Cai clicked his lips, and then complained.
"Chen Cai, I'll give you fifteen minutes, if you can't recite it, copy it fifty times."
Lao Ban smiled at Chen Cai gently, and Chen Cai was immediately dumbfounded.
I'm so stupid... It's instant kill!
Liu Yi hurriedly opened the English book and tried to memorize like other people who were about to complain!
Nima is such a long text, they don't want to end up with Chen Cai!
"Why don't you meditate and practice?"
Lin Tong felt that Liu Yi had given up his cultivation, and quickly flew out of his spiritual consciousness, turned into a little fox, and landed on his desk, looking at the English book at his feet.
"Do you know that your current situation is very dangerous! That woman in white is staring at you from somewhere, you can't relax your cultivation for a moment!"
Lin Tong reminded.
"Compared to that beauty in white... copying texts is a real disaster..."
Liu Yi smiled wryly, staring at the English text without blinking.
Nima... What a long pile of words...
And there are many English words in it that Liu Yi doesn't know, so he can only read them and mark them out from the list of new words at the back!
But in this way, ten minutes... I can't recite it at all, okay!
Boss, you are killing people!
Liu Yi only dared to complain in his heart.
"Idiot... You are already a cultivator, how can this little thing stump you!"
"Cultivating immortals is just to enhance physical strength... not to enhance brain power!"
Liu Yi felt distressed, "Such a long text... I'm really doomed this time..."
"Stupid! Use your breathing!"
Lin Tongjiao scolded, "Do you think breathing technique is a very common method! It can improve your mental power! When your mental power is high, you can achieve the realm of photographic memory!"
"Really?"
Liu Yi was overjoyed.
"When did this lady lie to you!"
Lin Tong jumped up and scratched Liu Yi's nose with his paw.
Liu Yi hurriedly hugged the little fox, and then began to adjust his breathing.
After taking two deep breaths, Liu Yi felt that his head was extremely clear and refreshed at this moment.
With this feeling, he began to read the text in the book.
Sure enough, a lot of fun!
When Liu Yi closed his eyes, the text was still clearly imprinted in his mind!
magic! It's really amazing!
Liu Yi really wanted to hug the little fox and kiss her twice!
Sister Fox Fairy, you are amazing!
And at this moment, the squad leader sitting in the front row of Liu Yi suddenly said.
"Ten minutes for such a little thing, teacher, it's too long!"
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The explosive update week is coming to an end, comrades have to work harder~ The data is gradually starting to decline, there are four updates in total today, starting from the early morning, the old sheep will be updated~