"Get out of the way, get out of the way!"
A rich voice suddenly came from outside the hall, and a strong man squeezed in. He was nearly two meters tall, but he was dressed in colorful clothes, his face was powdered, and his lips were painted redder than a monkey's butt. If you look carefully, you can see that he is a big man. He is clearly a woman. She said in a sweet voice: "Who has been secretly in love with me and wants to marry me? Come forward and let me see it!"
A female man squeezed in and stood affectionately next to Tuoba Xiong, the master of the Xuanding Sect.
Is this Tuoba Bird
It’s obviously a big bird!
People felt a chill in their hearts and couldn't bear to look at Tuoba Xiaoniao's face.
This figure is quite uneven. However, the concave part is the chest, but the convex part is the abdomen, which is covered with fat. If the tall and thin Jinhua marries her, will the wedding night be squashed
Ye Chuan stepped aside and stood next to Zhu Sijia. Fortunately, he gave the opportunity to Jinhua.
"This..., Lord Sect Master, is this your noble daughter Tuoba Xiaoniao?" Jinhua subconsciously shrank back, feeling chilled in his heart.
Although he has always been romantic and had countless women, he really can't tolerate such heavy taste!
"Yes, this is the little girl. Mr. Jin, the little bird is not bad. The two of you stand together, you are really a talented and beautiful woman without any peer in the world, hahaha!" Tuoba Xiong laughed, and the more he looked at Jinhua, the more he liked her.
"Yes, the talent and beauty of the man are unparalleled in the world!"
Ye Chuan secretly laughed in his heart, grabbed Jinhua who was about to run away when something was wrong, and pushed him to Tuoba Xiaoniao. The two stood together. The sturdy Tuoba Xiaoniao looked like a man, while the tall and thin Jinhua was a head shorter. Xiaoniao Yiren said, "Little Bird, come closer to Junior Brother Jinhua and give me a hug. Secret love After many years, I finally have a beautiful woman in my arms, don’t let him down.”
"Hehe, Mr. Jin is handsome, I like it." Tuoba Xiaoniao's words made Jinhua's legs tremble, and he felt like he had turned into a little lamb at the mercy of others. He wanted to take a few steps away, but was hugged by Tuoba Xiaoniao with open arms, and a strong body odor hit his face.
Just a hug, that's it. If it were a wedding night, wouldn't it be...
Jinhua had the desire to die, and all the excitement was gone. From now on, facing such a big bird all day long, no matter how high his cultivation and status, what fun can he have
Jinhua felt that his life was suddenly extremely bleak.
Previously, he had tried his best to seize the dragon vein crystal and the position of senior brother, and replace Ye Chuan in marrying the daughter of Tuoba Xiong, the master of the Xuanding Sect. Now, he would rather be an ordinary outer disciple, or even a handyman. My father-in-law had already shouted out in public, but he wanted to break off the engagement; unfortunately, Tuoba Xiaoniao hugged him tightly as soon as they met, and he couldn't help it anymore.
Seeing this unexpected scene, people whispered, pointed, and secretly sighed at the thought of a flower stuck in cow dung. The golden flowers of Yushu facing the wind are the blooming flowers, and the Tuoba bird is a big pile of cow dung.
"Ahem, everyone, be quiet!"
Ye Chuan coughed, looked around at everyone, and said: "Junior Brother Jinhua has another wish, that is, as soon as he sees the Tuoba bird, we will never be separated again. Master of the sect, Great Elder, I think it is better to choose the day than to hit it. Today The time is also very good, let’s let Junior Brother Jinhua and Tuoba Xiaoniao get married in the evening, don’t keep Junior Brother Jinhua waiting.”
"Okay, everything will be at your husband's discretion!" Tuoba Xiaoniao said something shocking. He wanted to act coquettishly, but unfortunately, his voice was too loud and turned into a roar. Coupled with the fat face and fat body, he is full of domineering.
When did I have such a wish? Jinhua was shocked and angry, wailing loudly in his heart and wanted to run for the door, but his body was hugged tightly by Tuoba Bird like an octopus.
"Congratulations, Master!"
"Congratulations to Senior Brother Jinhua!"
People came forward to congratulate him one after another, but Jinhua was bleeding and wailing loudly in his heart. If looks could kill, he would have killed Ye Chuan who was standing aside watching the show a hundred times.
"Hehe, the show is on, and it's just begun!"
Ye Chuan smiled coldly, looking at Jin Hua whose heart was bleeding, it was more satisfying than punching his head out, secretly feeling happy. This taste, tsk tsk, has not been tasted for many years.
Want to trick me
Let there be no scumbag like you left!
"Ye Chuan, what did you say?" Zhu Sijia turned around and looked at Ye Chuan doubtfully. The hall was so chaotic that she couldn't hear clearly.
Ye Chuan smiled and said, "It's nothing. I mean, I'm so envious of Junior Brother Jinhua. At night in the bridal chamber, it's a night of flowers and candles, so I can cling to you like a little bird."
Poof, Zhu Sijia burst into laughter, her eyes gleaming with awe. Looking at the figures of Tuoba Xiaoniao and Jinhua, Xiaoniao's leaning posture may be a bit inelegant.
"Hahaha, okay, okay, okay, let's get married tonight."
Tuoba Xiong laughed loudly, and became more and more satisfied with Jinhua as he looked at it. He waved his hand and said, "Elder, I will take Xiaoniao back first. I will send him and his dowry over soon. You are also ready to prepare."
"This..., is this too fast?" The great elder was stunned.
"No, First Elder, hurry up and get things done. You see, Junior Brother Jinhua can't wait for nightfall!" As soon as Ye Chuan spoke, Jinhua started to vomit blood again.
Seeing that his son was about to marry such a big bird, Jin Zhikun couldn't bear it and wanted to stop him. But the third elder sitting above shook his head. He understood and had to give up.
Tuoba Xiaoniao is a little ugly, but what he wants is profit, and it doesn't matter if he is a little ugly.
"Yes, yes, I'm not happy. A good thing is to strike while the iron is hot, so hurry up and take care of it. Great Elder, take your leave, hahahaha!"
Tuoba Xiong laughed loudly and left with Tuoba Birdie and a group of Xuanding Sect elites to prepare for the wedding in the evening. Jinhua, who had been hugged by Tuoba like a bird and an octopus, was able to take a breather.
"Master Jin, what do you think?" The elder looked at Jin Zhikun, the master of the Alchemy Hall, and frowned slightly. This marriage happened too fast and too hastily. There was something wrong with it.
"Everything depends on the great elder."
Jin Zhikun looked at the third elder and answered cautiously. Jinhua moved his mouth to object, but he slapped him down.
"Third Elder, what do you think?" the Great Elder asked.
"It doesn't matter, that's fine. After all, it's a marriage, and it's a good thing." The third elder replied, his narrow eyes looking around, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
"Okay, then it's settled, we'll have the wedding tonight."
The great elder gave an order, stood up and left.
"congratulations!"
People came up to express their congratulations and left with smiles one by one, but Jinhua didn't cry without tears.
After Tuoba Xiaoniao left, neither his father nor the third elder nor the first elder asked him what he thought of the marriage. They simply treated him as if he didn't exist and treated him as nothing. Before, she was jealous of Ye Chuan and secretly resented why good things didn't happen to her, but now, she can't even get rid of him!
"Junior brother Jinhua, congratulations. Let's wait for the wedding night."
Ye Chuan also stepped forward to express his congratulations, asked Fatty Zhao Dazhi and Zhu Sijia to leave together, and whispered something in Fatty's ear. The fat man hesitated, looked at Zhu Sijia, and ran away.