After turning my eyes a few times, I thought about it, and it seemed that I had to play with those disgusting uncles.
I was holding the wine bottle, and the fat man pretended to be my bodyguard, and the two of them walked over like this.
There are a total of five people over there, all bald Mediterranean, all greasy, looking like the big money of a nouveau riche, one of the fattest hands has been around the waist of a Thai woman, and one hand is constantly on Walking on the legs, the Thai woman kept struggling but to no avail. She felt like she was getting into a tiger's mouth. She saw the fat man gnashing his teeth, as if his wife was really being bullied.
I grabbed him in time and advised him not to be impulsive. Recklessness will only be bad and will not do us any good.
"Hey, what are you two doing?" shouted the fattest bald head, his expression extremely fierce, as if he were not welcome at all.
I took a sip of wine, then glanced at the Thai woman, pointed at her and said, "I have a crush on this chick, I want to take it away."
One of the bald "slaps" and smashed a wine bottle, then put his ear in front of me and said, "What? What did you say? I can't hear it."
I sneered and slapped the bald face with a slap. He didn't expect me to shoot so fast, I slapped me on the ground and turned dizzy. That slap I exhausted all my strength. I stopped the fat man, but I didn't expect to have a good fight.
Seeing this battle, other people's tempers are all coming up. This is obviously a smashing situation. Can you bear it
But the fattest bald stopped them, and then waved them to sit down. It seems that this person is the boss. If this person is dealt with, the problem will probably not be big.
"I don’t want to make trouble in this Sanye’s field, boy, have you heard of it first? It’s true that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. The breasts are still prestigious before they get dry. You were still drinking milk when Lao Tzu Wu came out! This woman Lao Tzu Today is the end of the game. If you want to play, follow Lao Tzu, you can still pick up a passion, if you want to make trouble, I will let you all three legs here tonight." Wu Laohu said angrily, quite a boss The momentum.
At this time, the fat man leaned in my ear and whispered: "I've heard of this person. He is nicknamed Paper Tiger. He is either a black man or a little money. He is a small real estate agent. Don't be afraid of him."
There is a fat man in my heart. It turns out to be a "paper tiger", and the blame has to dare to make trouble. It seems that he is not very courageous. Those who are rich are most afraid of death, especially those with fat heads and ears. Young people.
I stepped on the bald head who was lying on the ground just now and wanted to get up, and then poured the rest of the wine on his bald head. When everyone else saw it, it didn’t matter, I was going to fight when I came up, even Tiger Wu. No longer forbearing, the expression is full of murderousness, too, this is all over the head, and it is estimated that people who are a little temper can not bear it.
When the fat man saw that the situation was not right, he hurried forward to hold them, but his fists were hard to beat four hands. The fat man fell all the way back, but he was not a vegetarian. He used to be a ruthless character. He smashed the bottle and left half of it broken. The glass bottle, then shouted to the group of bald heads: "Drafting grandma, whoever comes up and I will do it, come on if you don't want to die!"
This look is desperate, and no one dares to get on again easily. Wu Huo scolded: "You two brats who dare to make trouble here, aren't you afraid of the third master?"
I said that I didn't intend to offend the third master, but this chick I fell in love with, and I would take it away.
Wu Huo sneered and asked why? Just rely on the two of us? Or relying on the broken wine bottle in Fatty's hand? So I want to bluff people, go home to wash and sleep, come first, come first, understand the rules? If I take it away for you, Wu Huo will have the face to come here to play in the future
I walked off the bald head, then sat down and took two cups, one was handed to Wu Huo, and the other was held in my hand.
I said that the rules are determined by the strong. If you want to do a fight, I will definitely accompany you, but this is San Ye's place. Everyone has no good fruit after the trouble. It is better to take a gamble and decide who this woman belongs to. .
"Just the two of you want to bet with us, eat shit!" one of them shouted unconvincedly, and the others were about to move around, as if they were going to fight.
Wu Huo stopped them, "Boy, I'll give you a bet on the face of the third master. If you lose, it's not a question of who the woman belongs to. You beat my brother. If you lose, you have to give an account."
I smiled wickedly, and then blew my bangs, "If I lose... I will drink all the urine here! If I win, I will only take this woman away. What's your intention?"
Wu Huhu frowned, "Is your kid so sure? You know, this is not a place to brag. If you say something, you have to count."
"After a word is said, it is difficult to chase a horse. In Sanye's place, I dare not praise Haikou, I will do what I say." I said.
Tiger Wu nodded in satisfaction, "Okay, let you taste the smell of Lao Tzu's urine. After pulling it, you can let this girl help me lick it clean by the way."
I sneered, hum, this is bald, I will lose you later.
Since I dare to boast about going to Haikou, I naturally came here prepared. Before I came here, I had gone to the toilet to invite a ghost once. This time the ghost invited is a bit special, it is a gambler.
The so-called gambling ghosts are ghosts who are addicted to gambling, and then died because of gambling. They usually go to casinos after death and are reluctant to reincarnate.
I asked someone to borrow two dice, and then wrote a "swastika" for each point, and then wrapped it in yellow charms. After chanting a magic spell, I burned the yellow charms of the dice and said It is also strange that the burning fire turned blue and the dice was burned to ashes, which shows that the dice has been successfully burned to the gambler and the gambler has also accepted it.
I originally had the mentality to give it a try, but I didn't expect to recruit me successfully, because most of the gambling ghosts are in casinos and nightclubs. It is difficult to recruit! 120 novels
With a gambling ghost, I naturally have a good idea, so I am not false to make this bet with Wu Huo.
Tiger Wu shook his color cup and asked, "Boy, how do you want to bet?"
"Here is a simple one, take three dice, whoever shakes the more points wins." I said.
"Hahaha." Wu Huo suddenly laughed, and everyone around him also laughed, as if I said something particularly silly.
"You kid really doesn't know Taishan, and you dare to compare points with me. I'm a bald gambler and lose everything. That's the dice. Since I wore open crotch pants, I haven't lost." Wu The tiger said excitedly, as if he was certain to win.
The fat man also leaned into my ear and reminded: "This man is really not bragging. I heard before that he is very good at shaking dice."
At this moment, Wu Huhu suddenly shook his color cup a few times, and then shouted: "Open!"
The fat man and I immediately opened our eyes wide, and then looked towards the color cup, six six six six, eighteen o'clock.
I fucking, this dead bald head, there are really two things, why are you so awkward.
It is false to say not to panic now. Eighteen o'clock is already the biggest point. Even if I shake three sixes, it will be a tie at most, but if he shakes first, the pressure will increase.
Besides, although I succeeded in recruiting gambling ghosts, I haven't seen the legendary gambling ghosts so far. This thing won't play tricks on me, isn't it coming
Thinking of this, the palms of my hands are all in cold sweat, but no matter what, the momentum must be steady.
"Boy, what are you doing in a daze? When it comes to you, aren't you already thinking about how to escape?" Wu Huo laughed.
I rolled my eyes, disdainful of Wu Huo's face, and then lifted my cup with one hand, wanting to play with that thing like a gambling god, giving people a kind of general style.
But embarrassingly, the color cup was so heavy that I couldn't shake one hand at all.
"Haha, haven't you eaten? The color cup can't be shaken." The surrounding bald heads roared with laughter.
The fat man also cast a puzzled look at me, as if he was asking me what happened, how light a cup was, so I couldn't hold it.
I blinked and said that I don't know if it's a gambling ghost, but shouldn't he help me? Why are you facing each other
I couldn't use one hand, so I had to use two hands, so I could barely shake it.
After shaking for a while, I seemed to hear a "crash" inside, as if one of the dice inside was broken, so scared that I stopped hurriedly, opened the color cup and took a look, it turned out that one of the dice was broken. , Can be said to be a coincidence, it just happened to be nineteen o'clock inside.
The three dice are all six points, and the broken point is also exposed, the total number of points is greater than Wu Huo.
"No, the dice is broken, no, do it again." Several bald heads over there protested.
The fat man stepped heavily on the table, then pointed at Wu Huo and shouted: "Paper tiger, you are also a master of dice shakers, you tell them the rules, this... does it count?"
Wu Huhu was shocked. Maybe he didn't expect the fat man to know his nickname. After he reacted, he said sadly, "This counts, I lost."
Wu Huhu has spoken, the others dare not speak, they can only be willing to bet and give up the Thai women to us.
But at this time, Wu Huo suddenly stood up and looked at me with a disapproving expression. The fat man thought he was going to cheat, and the wine bottles were ready. If he didn't know the number, he would just hit him on the head.
But Wu Huo didn't refuse to admit defeat, he just refused to admit defeat. He said: "A woman can lose to you, but I can't lose."
The meaning is obvious, that is, I want to gamble again, originally to win back the Thai women, our goal is achieved, we can evacuate, but this Wuhu, I really look at him not pleasing to the eye, I want to rub his spirit.
"What do you want to bet on this time?" I asked coldly.
"If we lose, take off all our clothes, and get out from here, if you lose, you will not only drink our urine, but also eat our shit." Wu Hu said.
From a theoretical point of view, we obviously have to lose a little on this bet, but I slapped it on the table. I took this bet.
(End of this chapter)