I looked at the village chief’s feet, and Del, not wearing them at all, fell inside.
The village chief was in a hurry and ran fast barefoot. Shiyan and I almost didn't get on. We stopped until his house. I hurriedly mocked him and said, "The village chief, what are you running? Don't tell me. Are you discussing serious matters? You haven't done anything with Da Niu's wife, you are afraid of a fart!"
The village chief cursed angrily: "The boy Daniel is famous for being barbaric in the village. If he knows that I am looking for his wife, he will definitely take a hoe and fight with me. What's up with me?"
"Today I am here to redeem the title deed of that cemetery. This is the 100,000 yuan you want!" I opened my backpack and showed him the 100,000 yuan I took out of the bank.
The village head was a little surprised, his mouth opened into an O shape. He said that you, a high school student, where the 100,000 yuan came from, shouldn't it be bad money
I snorted coldly and said that this money is my hard-earned money, neither steal nor snatch it. You can accept it without worry, as long as you return the title deed to me.
Now that the money is in place, this unscrupulous village chief is not good at saying anything, paying the money in one hand and the land deed in the other.
After I got the title deed, the big rock in my heart finally fell, and I finally saved the family’s grave. With the title deed in hand, I am no longer afraid of others making trouble.
I patted the head of the village on the shoulder, then smiled and said, "Thank you, head of the village."
The unscrupulous village chief thought I really wanted to thank him, waved his hand and said trivial things, no thanks, holding the hundred thousand dollars and smiling like an old sow.
"Oh, what are you doing, brat?" The village chief shouted, suddenly clutching the back of his head and cursed.
I put my hand in my pocket, shrugged my shoulders and said nothing? What's wrong with you? Why are you screaming suddenly
The village chief saw that I didn't recognize him, so he gave me a blank look, then frowned, didn't say anything, and went home with the money.
It's getting late, and Shiyan and I plan to stay here for one night and go back tomorrow.
On the way home, Shiyan asked me what was the village chief’s hair doing
I smiled and said that this unscrupulous village chief often used his power to deceive men and women for personal gain. He didn't know how many things he had done to harm his morality. I will use Maoshan Taoism to cure him tonight.
At this moment, suddenly Daniel was holding a pair of shoes in his left hand, and holding his right hand against a hoe, he kept asking if anyone knew these shoes
I covered my mouth and snickered. The opportunity came, the grandson of the village chief, likes to steal other people's wives, now I see if you die.
"Hey, aren't these shoes the village chief?" I pretended to be surprised.
Seeing that I knew him, Daniel asked me angrily: "Is this shoe really from the village chief?"
I nodded and said with certainty: "Yes, and just now I saw the village chief running back home barefoot."
When Daniel heard this, he became angry and rushed towards the village chief’s house against the hoe. After a while, I heard the village chief’s tragic howling at home, and many people watching the excitement walked towards the village chief’s house. .
Shiyan and I immediately leaned forward and laughed, this unscrupulous village chief deserves it! 666 Literature Network
After returning home, it took me a long time to clean up a room and come out to Shiyan. There was no one in the house, and there was a lot of dust and cobwebs. I suddenly felt a sense of sadness. Now the whole family is left. I am alone.
After tidying up the room, I cleaned the other places again, and then I made some food with Shiyan. At about nine o'clock, I whistled to Shiyan and asked her if she would like to watch a good show
Poetry says think about it! Are you trying to tease the village chief
I nodded, and then I found a piece of red paper, carefully cut the red paper into a red paper man, and painted the facial features, and then wrote the village chief’s name on the red paper man’s chest. I was looking for cinnabar. Open the red paper man's hands and feet, write the word "Photo" on his eyebrows, and finally wrap the village chief's hair.
"Go, let's squat at the foot of the wall of the village chief's house." After saying that, I took the poems and came to the foot of the wall of the village chief's house. Then I put the red paper man on the ground and burned three yellow talisman. Poke with two fingers, and shouted at the red paper man: "Get up!"
The red paper man immediately stood up like a psychic, I smiled, and then picked up the red paper man and said to Shi Yan: "The show begins, come with me!"
I carefully walked through the wall of the village chief's house with poetry, and then the two of them touched the village chief's window like a thief.
The window is open. Shiyan and I bravely stretched out their heads. I saw the village head covered with gauze and bruises on his face. He was sitting there watching TV with his wife. Covered his mouth and snickered, it seemed that Daniel had beaten him hard, but it was all my credit.
At this time, I grabbed the red paper man's hand and slapped it to the right.
He only heard a "pop", and the village chief also slapped his mother-in-law severely.
The village chief's wife was a little stunned while holding her hot face. After a while, she jumped up like a tigress and pointed to the village chief's nose and cursed: "What do you old guy want to do?"
The village chief was also a little dumbfounded. He looked at his palm and said, "I... I don't know what's going on. Suddenly, I slapped you with my hand!"
"You...you old fellow, I haven't figured it out with you about the big cow daughter-in-law today, you...you are getting worse now, and you are still beating the old lady?" The village chief's wife yelled at the village chief.
"What kind of daughter-in-law, I have nothing to do with her, don't you talk nonsense, silly lady." The village chief is such a rascal, and he refuses to admit it to life or death.
"You still deny that the shoes are in other people's homes, you are a dead old man." The village chief's wife scolded.
"I... I..." the village chief just wanted to explain, suddenly she slapped the mother-in-law with her uncontrollable hands. Of course, it was under my control. This time she slapped the other side of the face, and it was even harder than the previous slap.
"I'm going to your grandma, you die old man, hit me again, my old lady is fighting with you tonight." The village chief's wife picked up the broom and smashed it at the village chief.
When the village chief saw that the situation was not right, he wanted to let go and ran, but at this time I tightly pinched the red paper man’s legs. The village chief’s legs immediately stood in place uncontrollably, unable to move. I can only let the mother-in-law slap on him with the broom.
About ten minutes later, the village chief even interrupted the wife with a broom before stopping.
"You dead old man, you will sleep outside tonight and don't even think about entering my room." After speaking, he went back to the room angrily and closed the door.
The gauze on the head of the village chief had been opened, and the blood on his head was flowing again. He clutched his head and screamed, and he suffered a lot of injuries.
I sneered. It's okay if I don't enter the house. I'll help you find a few wives tonight. After finishing talking, I looked in one direction, which is the pigsty of Old Man Liu's house in the village.
(End of this chapter)