I sneered. It's okay if I don't enter the house. I'll help you find a few wives tonight. After finishing talking, I looked in one direction, which is the pigsty of Old Man Liu's house in the village.
Old man Liu is a lonely man, with no children or even a wife, so he raises a few gilts to live.
The corners of my mouth raised, showing a wicked smile, and then I fiddled with the red paper man to control the village chief who was about to change the gauze.
After leaving the door, the village head was obviously a little scared, his face was a little pale, and he thought he was wicked, and was about to call for help. I immediately asked Shi Yan to cover the red paper man’s mouth, and the village head was silent immediately. Up.
Humph, tell you to occupy my graveyard, tell people to beat me, tell you to bully the women in the village, tell you to put hats on people everywhere, I told you to swear every day tonight, and the earth doesn’t work. That day, I was killed. He said when he broke his blood, I will definitely return it!
I controlled the village chief all the way to the old man Liu's pigpen. At this time, the little sows in the pigpen were still asleep, and I didn't notice the arrival of the village chief at all.
I controlled the village chief to remove the lining from his body one by one, and then controlled him into the pigpen.
After the village head entered the pigpen, he immediately became uneasy. He wanted to struggle, but he was firmly controlled by me, like a puppet.
I smiled wickedly, and muttered: Village Chief, are these little wives I found for you okay? Isn't it healthy
Shiyan asked in surprise: "Boss, are you thinking?"
I raised my eyebrows at Shiyan: "Hey, yes, what you think of is what I think of."
"Hey, boss, you are disgusting, but I like it." Shiyan covered her mouth and laughed, her eyes fixed on the pigsty. This time the human-pig battle was once in a century, she didn't want to miss it.
The next plot is not so good. It may cause serious discomfort for you. However, the village head did indeed make the little sows scream under my control until the pig’s cries made Liu Liu. The old man was attracted.
Old man Liu came to the pigpen with a flashlight. When he saw the village chief and the pig hugging each other, he couldn't close his mouth in surprise.
"The village chief, you... how can you... hey, hot eyes, hot eyes..." Old man Liu is so old that he has never seen anything, but this behavior of the village chief is really unheard of. He has never seen anything before. I know what to say.
At this time, I secretly shouted poetry to let go of the mouth covering the red paper man, and see what the village chief can say.
After Shiyan let go, the village chief hurriedly shouted: "Old man Liu, I am wicked, I am wicked, save me, save me, I can't move..."
"I think you are not wicked, you are mad, you even want pigs... Alas, get out of here, don't dirty my pigsty, my little sows are still big girls!" Old man Liu took I set up the shovel shoveling pig shit next to the pigpen and began to drive the village chief. At this time, I hurriedly let go of the red paper man and stopped controlling the village chief.
After the village chief regained his freedom, he crawled out of the pigpen in fright, picked up his clothes on the ground and hurried back home.
"Damn, this grandson also said that he could not move because of the evil, and he ran faster than the rabbit. Alas, this age, even the pig's innocence can't be kept, alas." Old man Liu shook his head and sighed while holding the flashlight back. Home now.
This old man Liu is a well-known big mouth in the village. I can guarantee that what the village chief did tonight will be known to all the villagers tomorrow, hehe, this grandson is in a big trouble, haha...
After teasing the village chief, Shiyan and I returned home with a big laugh and avenged our revenge. I felt happy in my heart and slept very comfortably.
But when I slept in the middle of the night, my stomach was like a mountain and a sea, and a great force almost rushed out of my ass, scaring me to get up and rush to the toilet.
Damn, Maoshan Ghost Road is not good at this point. If you don't get the right way, your body will have side effects. I teased the village chief and now I have diarrhea. Peerless Tangmen
It is two o'clock in the morning, and by three o'clock, I have already pulled five times. Fortunately, it has stopped at this time, otherwise I won't have to sleep tonight!
I yawned and was about to go to bed, but I didn't expect that there was a movement in Shiyan's room at this time.
I was a little curious, and hurriedly walked to the door of Shiyan's room. At this time, I actually heard Shiyan talking to a man. It was so late, who was Shiyan talking to? And she was here for the first time. Village, who does she know? Is there an old acquaintance here? Then there is no need to come over at three in the morning to meet? This thing is strange.
Out of curiosity, I pressed my ear to the door and listened.
Poetry Yan: Uncle Li, is this really not discussed
Man: Hey, no one can change this matter in your family. It is your Zhuge family who owes him, and you must pay it back.
Shiyan: But I really don't want to marry him, is there no other way
Man: Oh, don't tell me about this. Even God can't change it. You must pay this bill. Who told you to just catch up.
Shiyan patted the table fiercely and scolded: Grandma, a bear, why is it my generation just two hundred years ago? It is really bad for eight lifetimes. You can say that I have a sister or a younger sister, even if I have a cousin. , The cousin can also hide, but the whole Zhuge family is just a woman, so God is playing with me
Man: Anyway, you should marry normally. What's the matter, don't all women have to marry when they grow up? I think you are almost eighteen years old, and he probably is coming soon.
Poetry: Marry a fart, I don’t want to marry so early, it’s not too late to find an honest person when I’m tired of playing.
the man:… …
Poetry: Uncle Li, what's wrong with you
Man: It's okay, it's okay.
Poetry Yan: Uncle Li, can you help me, don't you have the heart to marry a guy who is not human
Man: It's not that Uncle Li doesn't want to help you. Uncle Li loves you the most, but Uncle Li is really powerless. If you don't marry him, everyone in the Zhuge family will have to die. Isn't that bloody
Shiyan: Hey, since there is no way, then you can help me figure it out! Those who can heal can't do it by themselves, and those who can calculate can't do it. I can't tell myself fortune-telling.
Man: Good.
After being silent for a while in the room, I heard crackling noises from the table, and after about five minutes the man spoke again.
Man: I'm sorry, Uncle Li's way is limited. I can't calculate the lifeblood of your Zhuge family in the future. It will be good or bad in the future. You have to go on your own. I believe you will be able to control your own destiny. A divination genius once encountered.
Poetry: Oh, sad, how can this be good, it is not far from my eighteenth birthday, my genius just wants to travel the world, but I want to marry a guy who is not human.
Man: I don't think you can escape the marriage like this. You should go back quickly. Old man Zhuge should be in a hurry.
Fleeing marriage? What fleeing marriage
At this moment, I couldn't help it anymore and kicked open the door of Shiyan's room.
(End of this chapter)