The tiger was scared when he saw us. On the contrary, he kept walking towards us with his mouth wide open, and he screamed at us. Then he pressed his body as if he was eager to try.
The fat man shouted at me: "Brother, do you want to call the police?"
I said to report to the police. We would have entered the tiger's stomach when the slip came. How could a tiger come in in the alley in this broad daylight? There is no zoo nearby!
The tiger saw that I was talking with the fat man and immediately rushed towards us. The fat man and I hurriedly overturned the sofa, avoiding the tiger's attack.
The tiger rolled to the ground with the sofa, a few seconds later it stood up again, and then roared angrily at the two of us, as if angry.
"This tiger is not right, it doesn't seem to be a real tiger." Shiyan reminded him next to him.
Not a real tiger? What kind of tiger is that? Is there a fake tiger
The fat man and I were a little confused. Originally, the tiger came in the alley and it was strange enough. The poetry said that this is not a real tiger, and we both started to get a little confused.
"This... looks like a paper tiger!" Shiyan said, hurriedly went into the toilet and took a bucket of water out, and then poured the water in the bucket on the tiger.
Don't say it, this tiger looked very scared. After seeing the water splashing over, he hurriedly avoided. The roar turned into a low growl, and the look in his eyes was a little jealous for us.
Paper tiger? Is this tiger really made of paper? But why can it be like a real tiger? Is it... a paper man
I remembered the customer before. He was a book collector and his name was Niu Jia. He was teased by the paper maker. He slept with a beautiful girl named Liang Shuting for many days and lied to him. The money, but it was finally revealed to me. When the paper man disappeared, he told me that he would come back to find me for revenge. Did he really come to me
Humph, if this is the case, then it would be best, because Niu Jia didn't get the paper maker, so I only received a deposit. Doesn't this mean that you are sending me money
There is another way to tell if this tiger is tied with paper, besides water and fire, that is, the gossip mirror.
In fact, paper piercing is also a kind of Yin technique, and the piercing is a kind of Yin spirit, whether it is a person or other creatures. Any Yin spirit gossip mirror can show its appearance, of course, it must be opened. Ordinary gossip mirrors can only be hung in front of the door to ward off evil spirits.
I took out my usual gossip mirror, bit my finger and drew a talisman in the mirror, and then took a picture of the tiger.
Suddenly we all saw in the mirror a paper-tied tiger flaring its teeth and claws at us. Good fellow, it turned out that the paper-tied man made a mess, but he sent it to the door, so don’t blame me for being impolite and wanting revenge? Depends on whether my Maoshan Ghost Dao is great or your paper-cutting skills are great.
The paper tiger only paused for a while, and then continued to attack us reluctantly, but the pace was slower, his body sank a little, and he leaped at me with a high-pitched growl. Qiqi Chinese Network
This time I didn't dodge any more, but hugged the tiger's head with two hands and fought hard against it. It shook the tiger's head twice, and then opened its mouth with a big mouth and was about to lower its mouth.
I slapped the head of the tiger hurriedly, and then hid away. The paper tiger is still somewhat different from the real tiger. The strength and speed cannot be compared. After all, it is only paper tied with a shape, otherwise he It's okay to tie a dragon out.
After the paper tiger didn’t succeed, it was still unwilling. He turned his head and wanted to continue to bite me, but as soon as he turned his head, it burst into flames, because there were two yellow charms on its neck, when it touched it just now. I put it on, Huang Fu will react to Yin Ling, either it will emit electric sparks, or it will catch fire.
After the paper tiger made two "howls", it was burned to paper ashes. The fat man gave me a thumbs up at this time: "Brother, Gao!"
I smiled bitterly and didn’t say anything, because the paper-twisting technique is really average. It’s not that people who use the paper-rolling technique are hot, but that the technique itself is one of the lower in the Yinshu rankings. In addition, paper people are afraid of water and fire and are easy to be deciphered. Unless you are particularly good at practicing, paper people will generally retreat when encountering real masters of onmyoji.
It may be that Maoshan Ghost Dao is less known to people, so this paper-cutting man is not afraid of me at all, or he does not put me in his eyes at all, so he is not reluctant to seek revenge, but I must Let him eat and walk around!
The paper man wants to perform Yin Shu on the paper man. Others must be nearby. Just like last time, after the paper tiger was burnt to ashes, I rushed out without thinking. This time he never wanted to run away. Sure enough I found him at the end of the alley.
"Liang Shuting?" I frowned and looked at the innocent-looking girl at the end of the alley. I was a little puzzled. Could it be that this time the paper maker pierced another Liang Shuting out? But this time Liang Shuting looks better than before. That one is more real, and it looks too much, just like the white lotus flower of the lotus flower in the water, it is really as innocent as first love.
No, this is not a paper man. She is still using her hand technique. It seems that I rushed out and caught it before she had time to collect it. How could the paper man perform Yin Shu on the paper man, so this is a real person. .
Liang Shuting is actually a real person! She actually pierced the paper man before, according to her own appearance. Isn't this girl too brainy
When Liang Shuting saw me, she immediately relieved her tactics, and then shook her fingers in pain and cursed: "Are you sick? Why do you burn me every time and it hurts me to death."
I rolled my eyes, as if you burned yourself last time, it's my ass.
At this time Fatty and the others also ran out. He yelled immediately after seeing Liang Shuting, "Damn, how many of these girls got stuck in, my wife, quickly bring me two buckets of water, brother, don't do anything this time." Let me come, and let my fat master break this paper-cutting technique today."
Liang Shuting also rolled her eyes, snorted, and then scolded a fool. This girl looks innocent and has a slim figure. It's just that she behaves like that kind of old fritters. No wonder she stuck someone to lie to Niujia by herself. money.
"Fatty, she's a real person, don't mess around." I said.
After hearing this, the fat man was a little disbelief: "Huh? Real people? Can't it? But it seems to be more real than the paper, and more beautiful."
Then the fat man seemed to have thought of something again. He hurriedly said, "Fuck me, girl, can you get out of everything? That's a fortune. You can get a few big stars like Lin Zhiling, Yang Mi, and Di Lieba at random. Selling, don’t you have to worry if you don’t break your legs? I don’t know how many people want to sleep and these stars can’t sleep. I guess they are. Teacher experience it?"
(End of this chapter)