Isn't this handwriting, this style of writing written by Zhang Xiaoman's neurotic? I am in love with Lin Xue, what is she making a fool of, isn't it because Kunlun Mountain came back to show off his brain? Or what did those old men in Kunlun Mountain do to her that kept her mind in Kunlun, and only people came back
I hurriedly turned to the next page and saw it read: From now on, you are only allowed to care for Lin Xue alone, you must spoil her, not lie to her, promise her everything will be done, treat her Every word you say must be sincere, don't bully her, scold her, and believe her. If someone bullies her, you have to come out to help her at the first time. She is happy. You have to be happy with her. If she is not happy, you have to make her happy. I always think she is the most beautiful, and I will see her in my dreams, there is only her in your heart!
I also drew a sketch later, a cucumber and a pair of scissors. The scissors cut the cucumber in half. Next to the cucumber is a line of small characters: If you dare to change your heart or be unfaithful, you will become the last eunuch in China!
Seeing this line of words, I couldn’t help but shudder. Don’t look at me saying it’s a bit happy. With Zhang Xiaoman’s character, she is really possible to do it. Zhang Hu’s fierce energy, she learned ten. Into ten.
But this Xiaoman is too wide-handed, right? It's really the stove prince sweeping the yard and taking care of his business! And how could a good man like me bully Lin Xue? I really worry about eating radish, this thing can be torn directly.
I hurriedly looked at Lin Xue, but she also shook her head helplessly, and then pointed at Zhang Xiaoman at the front table with a wry smile, indicating that she had instructed him and Lin Xue had no choice.
really! Hmph, this black-bellied girl is so terribly bullying, even I have to interfere in the relationship between Xue Lin and I, and want to be Empress Dowager Cixi? Let the curtain listen to politics
When get out of class was over, I hurriedly recruited Zhang Xiaoman, and when we met, we all said in unison:
"Are you not dead yet?"
"Of course I am not dead, I am very good! You are dead!"
"Why do you follow me?"
"cut!"
After speaking, both of us were dumbfounded. I didn't expect that the tone of the two people could be synchronized to this degree. It looked like a bickering, but it seemed more like a heart-warming one.
"Hey, Zhang Xiaoman, you are a bit too much, I am in love with Lin Xue, can you not interfere." I complained.
Zhang Xiaoman snorted coldly: "Xue Lin is my best friend. I know her best. She is simple and kind. Since she has a scumbag like you, I have nothing to say, but I have to Protect her next to prevent her from being bullied."
What kind of theory is this? It's just irrational and unreasonable! I just wanted to refute it, but Zhang Xiaoman suddenly patted my shoulder, and then pulled my hair hard with his hand. I screamed out when it hurt.
"Damn, what are you doing?" I asked, clutching the back of my head, this black-bellied woman doesn't have to take revenge on me like this, right? What is the loss of hair pulling
Zhang Xiaoman didn't say anything, she gave a weird smile, and then ran away happily.
I suddenly felt that the scene just now seemed a bit familiar, and it seemed to have happened before, but I couldn't remember it for a while.
In the middle of class, the head teacher was on a whim, holding the textbook while explaining, and constantly walking around in the classroom. This is usually when the teacher gets tired of sitting on it or standing on it and then walks around. By the way Frightened the dozing classmates, after all, if the teacher walked by, the sleepiness would immediately disappear from the fright.
But when the teacher passed by me, I suddenly felt an extremely unclear premonition. I glanced at Zhang Xiaoman from the corner of my eye and found that her hand was playing something under the desk, wait, no, she was showing Shoujue, this black-bellied woman, she actually had sex, then just now...
I immediately realized that something was wrong, and I finally remembered that familiar scene. When Shiyan and I were in the village before, I pulled out a piece of his hair just to make fun of the village chief. Could it be... Oops, this black-bellied girl want…
Suddenly, my hand stretched out completely uncontrollably, and then I patted the head teacher's ass fiercely.
"Ah..." the head teacher immediately screamed. The sound was so penetrating that it almost shattered the glass in the classroom. I'm sure that this scream was heard by the entire floor. .
At this time, the eyes of almost all the people in the class fell on me, some were surprised, some admired, some laughed, some were puzzled. From the eyes and expressions of these people, I could see the various flavors of the world. , To be honest, it feels a bit good. This may be what the rural people say is good health, but if I can choose, then I would rather chop off my hands than do this kind of thing, don’t ask me why!
"Lin... Yuan... you... this... stinky... little... son..." The head teacher was trembling all over, and she yelled out every word, anger and shock in every voice.
Before taking my hand back, the head teacher slapped my face with a slap. I don’t know how to describe the strength of the slap. If I insist, I can only ask, you know Princess Iron Fan. The banana fan
The intensity is as horrible as the plantain fan of Princess Iron Fan. How can I say it is a person who has practiced a few times, but the head teacher’s slap directly slapped me, and when I was lying on the ground, my ears kept on. It buzzes, and the chin seems to be tilted to one side. Damn, this old witch is too scary! Don't you just pat your butt? Does it seem to be as useful as killing your whole family? I still feel that I am at a disadvantage!
"Quickly, slap me on the other side!" I hurriedly said to the class teacher, tilting my chin.
Because if the chin is crooked by the face fan, it must be slammed back to the other side with the same force, it is very likely to be corrected back.
As soon as the class teacher heard that the fire grew stronger, he thought I was dissatisfied. After a roar, he slapped me with all his strength and slapped me in a series of slaps. After a while, my face was swollen into a pig's head, and it was all slap marks. The pain made my face numb, and I didn't feel anything when I touched it. Fortunately, my jaw was slapped back.
"Lin Yuan, get out of here. Don't even think about entering this classroom if you don't write enough 100,000 words to review. If you dare to make the teacher's idea when you are young, you will have to go out of society in the future? Get out, hurry up, and give it to me without stopping. Get out." The head teacher snarled at me and ordered.
Zhang Xiaoman! You black-bellied girl, I am at odds with you! You can deceive me, scold me, and insult me, but you can't ruin my innocence as a big girl! How will you see people after you call me like this? Ooo.
(End of this chapter)