"What are you talking about? Get out of me if you laugh again, you stinky boy, you do things every day, and it didn't take long before the last thing was over. You gave me this one out again, get out!" A lion roar came to me.
"Haha... ok... haha." I walked out of the classroom like a fool, and then still laughed in the hallway, laughing so softly all over, my stomach hurts, and my waist couldn't straighten up.
"Husband!" Suddenly a voice came from the stairs. I straightened up and saw that it was Huangfu Wan'er.
Her voice didn't seem to be milky and milky anymore, it had become a normal girl's voice, and it was a little sweet.
"Haha, what husband, senior sister, you haven't woken up yet, haha!" I was laughing so hard that it was difficult to speak.
Huangfu Wan'er ignored my words, she frowned when she looked at me, and then muttered: "Han Xiaosan, husband, you are poisoned again!"
"Haha, don't you, stop calling her husband, and detoxify me first, haha!" I said.
"Okay!" Huangfu Wan'er took out the silver needle last time after she finished speaking, and then lightly poked it on my neck and forehead. I don't know what acupuncture point it was, but after she finished poking it, I immediately She stopped laughing, and her silver needle turned black at this time.
"Okay, husband, the poison has been resolved!" Huangfu Wan'er threw the silver needle into the trash can.
After taking a few breaths, I said, "Senior sister, what's wrong with you? Are you poisoned too? Why call me husband?"
"My dad has made me betrothed to you, otherwise!" Huangfu Wan'er lowered her head shyly and kept playing with the corners of her school uniform. Her current clothes are already a bit smaller, but she is wearing them. It's more windy.
I said what age is it now, do you still engage in parental orders and matchmaker's words? I also told her not to care about Huangfu Qingyun, I am not that kind of person either.
Huangfu Wan'er said that she just listened to her dad. I had to agree or agree to this matter, and I had to agree to disagree, anyway, she was about to decide, and after speaking, she suddenly kissed me on the face, and then ran away.
"Hey, Huangfu Wan'er, hello..." I wiped the saliva on my face, feeling a little depressed. If I told Lin Xue about this, it would be troublesome. I blame the mad lady of Guili. I am also unlucky, and I actually provoke me. Get on her.
"Oh, you stinky boy, I told you to leave the corridor and punished the station. You stinky boy is actually picking up girls here, but you really belonged to you!" The head teacher did not know when he stood behind me. I guess the scene just now was shown to her. When I arrived, she immediately grabbed my ears fiercely.
"The teacher, it hurts, it hurts, listen to me and let it go!" I felt that my ears were about to be unscrewed by her.
"I know it hurts? I asked you to pick up girls. Today I have to unscrew your pig ears." The head teacher became harder and harder, and my ears were painful as if they were torn, and there seemed to be blood flowing from it.
It's not right, the head teacher can't be so light or heavy, it must be wrong!
I looked back at the head teacher behind me desperately, and found that her face was slowly twisting, her body was just like a whirlpool, and then she turned into an old woman's appearance.
"Lin Yuan, do you miss me? giggle!" The old woman smiled strangely at me with her old bark-like face, and then the strength in her hands became stronger. Her fingernails were very long and looked like withered. Like the tiny roots of a tree, pinching my ears and nails squeaking on my face.
It's not the head teacher, it's her! Is to kill the old lady of our Lin family! She came to me again.
But isn't she going to kill me after a year? Why did she come to me again? And it's still broad daylight!
"Those who are on the verge of fighting, all march forward in arrays." While I was chanting the spell, I urged the tactics. After the steps were completed, a golden light shot and bounced the old woman away.
Where the nine characters are always secretly wished, they are all-encompassing. The essentials are not bothersome, and that's what it means. The power of this nine-character mantra to ward off evil is not small, ordinary ghosts can be killed directly, but this old woman actually just bounced her away.
But this is enough, it shows that I am no longer the Lin Yuan who let her slaughter.
"Oh, oops, the child has grown up, he has grown up! I'm good at it!" The old woman giggled, just like a duck whose neck was stepped on, listening to it really made people feel the scalp numb.
No, where's her head
After the old woman bounced away, there was only one body standing opposite me, but her head was gone.
Just now... Just now, the sound seemed to reach my ears directly, as if it was... very close to me.
I swallowed, then my neck stiffly turned ninety degrees, and suddenly I met a terrifying old face.
I've never observed her face so close before. After seeing this time, I basically saw something wrinkled and I wanted to vomit. It was really horrible and disgusting. It's like forcing a person's nose and mouth. The thing is pressed like an old and wrinkled bark.
"With the entry-level Maoshan Ghost Dao given to you by your second uncle, you can't achieve this kind of Daoism. Have you seen her?" The old woman asked quietly in my ear, her tongue kept on me. Licking around my ears made my scalp numb.
She? Could she mean that old woman who looks exactly like her? My second Maoshan Ghost Road was given by her.
"Who is she? What do you have to do with her?" I asked, holding back my fear and nausea.
"She? I don't know, she is neither a human nor a ghost, but in this world, only I can kill her, giggle." The old woman said and laughed happily, and I felt her breath squirt into me. On my neck, I touched it and found that it was not saliva at all, but foul-smelling rotting insects.
But when the old woman said this, I understood why she wanted me to kill this old woman ghost. It turns out that the old woman ghost is the only threat in this world, but why didn't she do it herself? Is it because you are afraid of being killed by this old woman ghost
"Hurry up and get Laozi down!" I couldn't bear it, and hurriedly reached out to grab her head, but it was empty. I turned my head and found that the head was missing.
"Here..." The old woman's head had returned to her body.
"Don't worry, I can't kill you. I can't kill you before the end of a year." The old woman suddenly looked at the people in the classroom blankly. Like vines.
"But they are different, I will kill if I want!" The old woman giggled.
What does this old woman want to do? Does she want to kill the people in this classroom? No, no, there is my most important person in this classroom, no one can move!
(End of this chapter)