"Girl?" I exclaimed, "Is this obviously a man? You think women are crazy, right?"
The fat man slapped his lips: "Brother, I bet you, if this is not a girl, I will chop off your head to sit on a stool. Fat man, I have countless women, and I never look away, just stare at her waist and butt. , You can tell right away."
I looked at him dubiously: "Really?"
The fat man smirked: "Really, oh, forgot to ask this girl for a contact information."
"I'm going, do you want it too, beggar?" I groaned.
"What do you know, you can see that it is not an ordinary beggar, with a strong temper, as the saying goes, the hottest woman is strong, and the plain dishes are dull!" The fat man raised his eyebrows at me with a face. Wretched.
I didn't bother to care about him either. This man started to talk and can tell you all the wrong things. The most important thing is that he still speaks well and you can't refute it. It would be a waste of him not to be the tortoise. (Guo Gong is the profession of attracting customers. It is commonly known as Gu Gong, and it is called pimping. It depends on the mouth and the food. As for how it came, I don’t know.)
After listening to the beggar, I have figured out a general plan. The fat man will learn the flute for a day, and I will go back to study a spell called Burning Heaven Curse of Maoshan Ghost Dao.
The Black Snake is afraid of fire, and this Sky Burning Curse is perfect for dealing with it, but this spell is quite difficult. I just gave up after a little practice before. Now it seems that I have to bite the bullet and learn it.
After parting ways with the fat man, I went straight back to school.
I didn't have any thoughts in the morning class. I have been studying and learning the Burning Heaven Curse in the Maoshan Ghost Road. I kept my hands under the table and practiced the mantras. I only got a little proficient in the last class. I hope to succeed in the evening.
When school was about to end, suddenly a note came from behind. I opened it and read it. It was actually written by Xue Lin, saying that he would invite me to dinner at noon to repay my kindness to her last time in the murder house.
Lin Xue must have been with Zhang Xiaoman’s black-bellied woman. I didn’t want to eat with someone like her. I took it kindly and sent Lin Xue away with a few words, but I glanced at her secretly and found her. The expression is sad, which makes me feel guilty. It's just a meal, and it won't be the same as my dead parents, right
Time finally arrived at night, and I got on the fat man's battery car and went directly to Li Lili's home.
After entering the house, Li Lili saw the two of us as if she saw a savior. She hugged and kissed us, even more happy than seeing our parents.
"Two masters, I thought you weren't coming. I was scared to death!" Li Lili's voice was crying, and the people became a lot haggard. The house was messy, and there was a fragmented wall with broken lime on the ground. The furniture was staggered, and it seemed that it was robbed or demolished.
"Stop talking nonsense, Fatty, have you learned the flute?" I said to Fatty, this time he is very important, if the flute sound can't confuse the black snake, then all previous efforts will be discarded.
The fat man raised his head and said, "No problem. I have been studying with Asan from India on the street for a whole day. He used to play the flute and tease snakes. He just performed acrobatics on the street. He said snakes love to listen. "
"Before it was a street performer, what about now?" I asked.
"Now moving bricks!" The fat man said with a smile.
I:"… … "
I'm going to your second uncle. If this Indian Asan is reliable, can he move bricks? No matter what, now he can only be a dead horse doctor.
As usual, the fat man and I waited in the living room, while Li Lili went back to the room to sleep, but she should have been awake at night.
At about two o'clock in the morning, a gust of wind came over, blowing out the cigarette in Fatty's hand.
The fat man shivered, and then whispered palely: "Brother, here comes!"
I nodded, and then backed up a few steps with the fat man, leaned against the wall, and looked around vigilantly.
At this moment, there was a "hiss" sound from all directions, which made the two of us shocked. The fat man murmured, "Should this thing call a bunch of brothers?"
I made a silence gesture to him, signaled him not to make a noise, and then scattered the yellow talisman throughout the hall. The yellow talisman was not used to attack the snake, but to trigger the Burning Heaven Curse.
Suddenly, the fat man pointed to the balcony and window and shouted, "Brother, look, Quante is a snake."
I looked in the direction the fat man pointed, and found that many small black spots wriggled up from the balcony and window, and frantically concentrated towards our center point, almost everywhere, they wanted to surround us.
I cursed a mother in my heart. I didn't expect these black snakes to multiply so much in China. If they all become fine, then it's worth it!
"Fatty, blowjob!" I shouted.
"It's yours, you just play the flute, you play the flute, what is it so trivial to say!" The fat man took out a worn-out piccolo from which part, and put it to his mouth so that he could blow it. .
The sound of the fat man’s flute is no different from the howling of ghosts, crying, and howling. I was about to cover my ears tightly. When I didn’t hold any hope, all of the little black snakes were stunned, and then they went crazy. Twisting the body of the snake in place, as if dancing lightly.
Waiting for this moment, I concentrate, then the first three fingers cross, the little finger rotates, the ring finger merges, and the palms merge.
After completing the complicated maneuvers, I shouted: "Sun, moon and stars, vegetation and jungle, yellow sky and earth, sacred fire descending to the world, all burned..."
As soon as the spell came out, a hot wind blew, blowing all the yellow symbols on the ground in all directions. As soon as the yellow symbols encountered an object, the flames would be splashed, and with a "bang", it turned into a raging fire, burning the surrounding black. The snakes fled everywhere, struggling in pain, but no matter how they escaped, they couldn't escape the burning sea of fire. In the end, the whole hall was filled with a disgusting smell of burnt meat, and the scorched snake corpses lay all over the floor.
When all the snakes were almost burning, the fat man and I hurriedly put out the furniture that almost burned together.
"It's a pity, so many snakes can be sold for a lot of money, or it is not bad to take them back to make snake soup, no matter how bad they are to make wine, they will not lose money!"
Just when Fatty was pitying these snakes, Li Lili suddenly let out a scream in the room.
"Broken, there is a big one!" After I yelled, I rushed into the room, but as soon as I got to the door, I was drawn by a thick and slippery snake's tail. I didn't have time to dodge and I was drawn directly. Flew out.
The fat man couldn’t rush in, so he had to continue playing the flute in his hand. Don’t say it. I got up and looked inside and found that the black snake was still motionless. His eyes were a little dull, and the snake letter stopped vomiting. Drooling over his mouth.
"Fatty, you really belong to you!" I yelled excitedly in my heart. When I was about to go up to pick up the black snake, Li Lili who was hiding in the corner suddenly cried out of fear, and the sobbing sound awakened the black snake.
I immediately shook my heart, I'm awkward, it's broken!
After the black snake woke up, his green eyes suddenly turned scarlet red, and he yelled to the sky with a big mouth wide open, and twisted the snake crazily, as if he was unusually angry.
I didn't dare to think too much, so I rushed in, otherwise I was afraid that Li Lili would turn into bone scum in the blink of an eye.
As the saying goes, hit a snake and hit seven inches, because the heart of the snake is seven inches from the beginning. This is his key point, and it can be killed in seconds.
Just as the black snake blinked in anger, I rushed in, jumped over and hugged it seven inches tightly, then fisted desperately, and yelled, "Don't blow it, hurry up and save Li Lili." "
Hearing this, the fat man rushed into the room and carried Li Lili out. The black snake was already half-sweetened. Knowing that I had contained its seven inches, he didn't dare to move around at will, and let the fat man rescue Li Lili.
After Li Lili escaped safely, I put the remaining yellow symbols on the seven inches of the black snake.
At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in my mind: "Spare, Daxian, spare!"
I quickly looked up and found that the black snake was looking at me with tears, just like a human, as if begging for mercy.
I sneered and begged for mercy now, it was too late! You killed so many people, how could I let the snake go back to the mountain, and after letting it go, I didn’t believe it and bit us back. Then I became a farmer and a snake
After putting up the yellow symbol, I ignored the black snake's begging for mercy, and jumped out of the room after a while.
The black snake seemed to have realized something, and twisted his body frantically, trying to get out of the window.
Instead of chasing forward, I quickly urged the Burning Sky Curse. The moment the black snake jumped out of the window of the room, I only heard a "bang", the flames splashed, and the black snake was ignited with raging fire. The burning crackled, and there was a burst of scorched smell of snake skin.
The black snake fell downstairs, and then twisted frantically. After a while, it was burnt to ashes. After ten minutes, we saw that the downstairs was full of people, and then someone called the police.
In order to reduce trouble, the three of us hurriedly cleaned up the house, packed all the little black snakes in bags, and then took them to the garbage dump and threw them away.
After the black snake died, even if our mission was completed, Li Lili moved the house after paying us the balance. We didn’t know how to deal with the bones in the toilet. Later, the fat man revealed that it seemed that someone had transported it to the countryside to find a place to bury it. Up.
In addition to this, I also received a very strange box later, without even the mailing address.
I opened it curiously and found that it was a whole box of snake eggs with a photo inside. The woman in the photo was Li Lili. She had a big belly and her face was haggard and frightened.
At first I was a little confused. After I figured it out, I suddenly felt a numb scalp and cold all over my body. Without a word, I quickly took these snake eggs out of school and burned them.
(End of this chapter)