After the win hook disappeared, I also fainted on the ground. I didn't know how I came back. After waking up, the fat man sat next to me and smoked. He glanced at the surrounding environment and found himself in the shop.
I'm a little surprised, with my own injury, shouldn't I lie down in the hospital after I come out? Why did you go back to the shop
When the fat man saw that I woke up, he poured me a glass of water. I wanted to reach out to pick it up, but the bones in his body just cracked when he moved a little.
"Ouch, it hurts, it hurts," I yelled with a sullen mouth.
The fat man told me not to move around. Although I have been lying down for a week, the wound still hasn't healed completely, and it will happen as soon as I move.
A week? I actually slept for a week? It's a lie, right? Why am I unconscious
I asked the fat man, why not send me to the hospital? I was injured so badly that it wouldn't be better to just lie down here. I have been in a coma for a week. Fortunately, I am very lucky.
The fat man said that he also wanted to send me to the hospital, but no hospital dared to accept it, and most of them were called back to prepare for the funeral.
When the fat man said this, my heart shook a bit. Could it be that I was waking up now? Alas, the injuries I suffered were really serious, and I could lie down for seven days before leaving, which is considered a tenacious vitality.
Thinking of this, I couldn’t help but choke a little bit. After a while, I cried with the quilt in my arms. I told the fat man that I might not be able to attend his and Aqing’s wedding in the future. I told him to remember to burn a wedding invitation on the day of his wedding. I would like to bless you all below.
The fat man saw me cry in tears. Although he didn't know the reason, he also cried confusedly with me. The two of them hugged each other with their noses and tears, just like their dead parents.
"Why cry? Two big men, sick!" Guili brought a bowl of medicine and walked in and put it on the table. I've already asked for leave for you, let me recover slowly, I'm going to class, goodbye."
Looking at the back of Guili, I was a little puzzled, and I was busy asking the fat man what happened to the mother Yasha
The fat man said that when I was sent back by Zhang Xiaoman and others, the injury was already very serious, and no one dared to accept it when I was sent to the hospital. People, who owed me a life before, now come back to me.
Don't tell me, this little girl named Guili just pulled me back from the gate of the ghost, saying that I would wake up in seven days, and I woke up today as expected.
When I heard that I didn't know how to hang up, I quickly pushed Fatty away, damn it, and it made my kidneys hurt from crying.
The fat man also said that it was fortunate to have met the descendants of the ghost family. I believe that only that group of people can pull me back from the ghost gate. I am considered a blessing and great fate.
The fat man was right. The ghost family's medical skills are unparalleled in the world. At that time, I guessed that the internal organs and bones were greatly injured. Although the current medical equipment is advanced, the ordinary doctors must be unable to recover. Fortunately, my rescue. If you don’t have Guili, I guess I’ll also report to Lord Yan. If you really save someone, you will save yourself!
After the fat man brought me the medicine to drink, he told me to rest, so that it was good and fast.
I said don't do it. I have slept for a week and lay down, so I quickly figured out a way to get me out to bask in the sun, otherwise I would be moldy.
The fat man nodded his head, and then ran out for a while and got a wheelchair back. The efficiency was a lack of leverage.
I said you got the wheelchair. It would not be enough to smoke a cigarette, and it would take time to pee.
The fat man didn't hide it, saying that the wheelchair belonged to Grandma Zhang in the next street, but she passed away seven days ago. The family was having the first seven funerals. He sneaked into the house and stole the wheelchair.
"Damn, fat brother, are you kidding me? People haven't had the first seven months, so you steal someone's wheelchair. How can I be a big person to get on it." After I finished speaking, I looked at the wheelchair with horror.
Most of the belongings of the dead were burned together with the corpse. Even if they were not burned, try not to let outsiders use them. It would be bad luck and evil. Of course, my family was fine.
The fat man glanced at me contemptuously, saying that I was a ghost catcher, and I was afraid of this stuff? Besides, Grandma Zhang knew us well before she was alive, so she won't be guilty, and she made the best use of everything. It's a shame to waste.
Fatty's mouth is not usually foolish, I actually think he makes sense after hearing it, anyway, I am almost like a half-dysfunctional person, and I don't care about bad luck or bad luck.
After I agreed, the fat man took me into a wheelchair, but as soon as I sat on it, I felt cold and whizzing. I swallowed and said that it was not so evil!
I was pushed out by the fat man before I was able to sit firmly. At this moment, a motorcycle came in in the alley. Fortunately, I braked in time, otherwise it would knock me out.
"Dead lame, without eyes, I will hit you to death later." The motorcycle rider was an uncle with a mouthful of beard, and he knew he was a grumpy person at first glance.
I even apologized, and then I wanted to complain about the fat man behind me, who told him to push so fast, and didn't see if anyone was outside, but when I turned my head, the fat man was not behind me, but in the house.
The fat man ran out after hearing the sound, and then stunned the uncle motorcycle. He glanced at the fat man's figure, shrank his head and left without daring to say anything.
I was a little strange, said that you did not push me just now? Who pushed the wheelchair, my hands and feet are unsuccessful, and I can't turn it so fast.
The fat man said that he didn't push himself, and after he took me into the wheelchair, he went into the room to look for a lighter. When I came out, I was gone.
After the two of us had finished talking, they seemed to have thought of something and shuddered at the same time. The sun in this alley was quite big, but I felt cold and swish, and followed the morgue.
I said I’m not sitting anymore, hug me up quickly, if it’s normal, it’s okay, my current state can be said to be without the power of a chicken, I was almost knocked to death just now, this fat man, something that was originally dead. You can't touch it, especially the first seven, and actually steal it.
The fat man is wrong. Grandma Zhang is happy or mourning. Even if she really blames you, she won't push you to die, right
Someone in the family has passed away, and the deceased is a person of high morals and good luck and longevity; the family is prosperous; aged in eighty or ninety years old, such a funeral for the deceased can be described as a funeral.
The fat man is right. The ghosts of joy and mourning are generally kind, and go to reincarnation after the first seven without harming others.
The fat man said again, could it be Grandma Zhang who just wanted to tease me, or was she trying to scare me
I gave the fat man a white look and played with hairy. The posture I rushed out just now clearly wanted me to kill me. Forget it, don't be fussy, and quickly send the wheelchair back to others. I won't sit on this unlucky thing.
The fat man scratched his head and didn't say anything. After pushing me in, he wanted to take me back to the bed and then send the wheelchair back.
But at this moment, someone came in suddenly. The fat man stopped his movements and looked back with me, and found that a boy about sixteen or seventeen years old came in. He was wearing jeans and a blue T-shirt with his ears still near his ears. With a cigarette in between.
I thought he was still a student, about the same age as I was in school, but he said that he dropped out of school last year, and asked which of us is the boss that will drive away evil spirits
When the fat man saw the question, he knew that he was coming for business, and he was too lazy to fight me. He rushed to make a pot of tea for the boy, but he made the kind of relatively ordinary tea. If the person is a "big head", then he would make it. Cha, he guessed that he didn't have much money for this kind of guy, so he couldn't bear it. It was really a powerful eye.
After the boy drank a few sips of tea, the fat man introduced him to the "features" of the store, and by the way, briefly talked about the price, and asked him if he could accept it
The boy frowned and looked at me dubiously and said, "The price is okay, but you, boss..."
The boy’s worries are not unreasonable. I look worse than a vegetable now. Let alone catching ghosts, I may not be able to fight with children. I have to rely on people pushing a wheelchair.
But the business is here, and I can't let it slip away. I didn't even collect a fraction of the silly surgery fee. This customer must be kept anyway.
At this time, I pointed to the fat man and said, "Although I had some accident, there are other masters. This fat master is also one of the best in the industry."
Seeing me praise him, the fat man hurriedly straightened his chest, straightened his waist and said: "This little brother has encountered a Yin Xie, just say it, wrap it on me, no cure, no money."
"You may not believe it, I... I have a corpse to be my wife!" When the boy said it, his face was pale and his expression was extremely scared.
"Ah? There is still this matter? What the hell is going on, tell us the ins and outs." Now the fat man can be proud, with the master's voice, I know that he has automatically entered the god stick mode.
The boy gave an "um", and then told the evil things he had encountered.
His name is Wang Nan. He is seventeen years old this year. Since he is not for studying, he loves to fight, smokes and drinks, he dropped out of school and went home last year.
I had to go to work without studying, but Wang Nan was only sixteen last year. Who would dare to ask him? He could only stay at home.
Wang Nan has been a left-behind child since he was a child. His parents were away from home, and his grandparents grew up with him. Now he quit school and has no money at home. He can't even buy a cigarette. Before, he could swindle some books and materials. Now he is basically a dime. Can't catch it.
Although Wang Nan is not a good boy, he is very filial. His grandparents refused to give it, and he would not move any crooked ideas. The second cow who played with him before encouraged him to steal money from his grandparents to buy a box of cigarettes and smoke. , Was beaten by him on the spot, saying that whoever dared to touch his grandparents' thoughts, he would fight hard.
Wang Nan was used to fighting at school, and when he came up fiercely, no one dared to provoke him. After being beaten up, Er Niu had to hold his head in despair and walk away.
If you don't touch your grandparents' money, and you don't have a job, where can you get the money? When Wang Nan gets addicted to cigarettes, he feels very uncomfortable, but he doesn't want to steal the dog. What can he do
At this moment, Wang Nan suddenly thought of a job that suits him, and that is corpse hunting!
Wang Nan has been very skinny since he was a child. He likes to sneak into the river to take a bath. Now he has practiced water well. When he gets into the river, he is like a loach. It is really a piece of cake to fish a corpse, but this job may be a bit of a bit. Penetrating, he is a dead person after all, but now he can't manage so much in this situation, close his eyes, just as a bravery.
There was an uncle Baitou in the village who was a corpse hunter. He often went to the Yellow River to collect corpses. He only returned two or three times a month. Now he was just at home, Wang Nan went to find Uncle Baitou without saying a word.
Uncle Baitou turned white when he heard that he was fifteen years old. At that time, he had seven brothers and sisters in his family. He was the eldest son. Because of the large number of children, his parents were farmers. The family was very poor. A pair of trousers started from the eldest. Wear it, and then spread it to Lao Qi, sewing and mending for a few years, but reluctant to throw it away.
When Uncle Baitou was fourteen years old, his cousin came and picked him up, saying that he would be a corpse scavenger to make money. Originally, his parents did not agree.
But for the sake of this family, Uncle Baitou resolutely followed his cousin to find the corpse. When he came back the next year, his hair was all white. At first everyone thought he was dyed, but then he said no. He turned white by himself, but he didn't say the reason, and the cousin who brought him into the business also never mentioned it, and no one saw him enter the village again.
People in the village are afraid of bad luck, and they seldom interact with Uncle Baitou, but Wang Nan is not afraid. He steals two-handed pipes and smokes when he is free, and is addicted to smoking. However, this kind of pipe smells so great that Wang Nan is not used to it, and coughs every time. Two times, uncle Baitou laughed.
This kind of cigarette is used to drive away the cold and dampness. Because people who collect corpses use a lot of water, they are wet and cold, and they are prone to rheumatism. Therefore, the strength of this kind of cigarette is particularly strong. It is more vigorous than drinking. First, the throat is hot. , And then to the whole body, how could Wang Nan such a hairy boy get used to it for a while.
When Wang Nan came to Uncle Baitou, he came up and took a couple of mouthfuls. Uncle Baitou kicked him and said with a smile: "You melon baby, you don't read books, so what are you doing here all day long."
"Ahem, Uncle Baitou, I want to go with you to find a corpse and make some money." Wang Nan coughed twice, and then spit out a big smoke ring before looking at Uncle Baitou contentedly.
Uncle Baitou immediately snatched the chimney, and then scolded him, telling him to get away. It's not a joke to collect the corpse. Wang Nan doesn't even have eighteen years, so let's go back to study!
How could Wang Nan give up so quickly and resolutely followed, but Uncle Baitou refused to agree. Later, Wang Nan lied that his grandparents were in poor health and urgently needed money to see a doctor, otherwise he would not earn money.
As soon as Wang Nan's filial piety card came out, Uncle Baitou frowned. When Wang Nan knew it was effective, he immediately stepped up his efforts and began to add fuel and jealousy. He also squeezed his thigh violently, and squeezed out a few drops abruptly. Tears.
Uncle Baitou really moved a heart of compassion. After hesitating for a long time, he asked Wang Nan to pack his things and go to the Yellow River tonight. There just happened to be a corpse to be retrieved. If he behaves well, let him join the group. If it doesn't work, just roll up and leave, don't come here next time and stalker.
Wang Nan was so happy when he heard that, he flew home to pack his things and went to the Yellow River with Uncle Baitou.
(End of this chapter)