When Ding Meng was pregnant with her second child, it was much harder than when she was pregnant with Qiao Ruimeng.
When Qiao Ruimeng was in her belly, she was very peaceful. Not only did she seldom kick and kick her, but even Ding Meng rarely had morning sickness.
At that time, Ding Meng was still secretly rejoicing, seeing that many people described pregnancy as miserable, but she could still eat and sleep, and Qiao Yichen took great care of her, not even wanting her to do her work, it was like Live in heaven.
Now she finally felt the pain of a pregnant mother.
When Ding Meng vomited while hugging the toilet, she thought that the little guy in his stomach must be a troublemaker in the future, just like Qiao Yichen was a child.
Qiao Yichen squatted beside her with hot water. After she finished vomiting, she took the water cup in Qiao Yichen's hand and rinsed her mouth, wiping away the tears from the corner of her eyes due to vomiting.
"Qiao Yichen, if this isn't a handsome puppy, you'll never want to sleep in my bed again!" Ding Meng had been tossed so hard during this time, and her temper had also risen, so she threatened Qiao Yichen. time, full of momentum.
At this moment, Qiao Yichen can't take care of the happy life in the future. Seeing Ding Meng like this, he can only feel distressed: "Wife, it's all my fault, after he is born, I will help you get revenge back, okay? it is good?"
After he finished speaking, the child in his stomach kicked Ding Meng again.
Ding Meng frowned and looked at Qiao Yichen with a bitter face: "He can hear you!"
Qiao Yichen couldn't help laughing: "Then we won't talk about it, I will execute it directly in the future."
Because Qiao Ruimeng was very good at the time, Qiao Yichen had never seen Ding Meng's severe pregnancy reaction. If he had known earlier, he would not have let her have a second child.
Qiao Ruimeng also vaguely knew that she was about to have a little brother, and the little brother was still very ill-behaved, always tossing her mother.
When Ding Meng reacted with fetal movement, she ran to Ding Meng and spoke to her stomach: "Brother, be good, don't kick mom, mom is uncomfortable, dad is uncomfortable, and Rui Rui is also uncomfortable."
Ding Meng smiled and touched her soft heart: "Rui Rui is the best."
Qiao Ruimeng raised her head and smiled at her, revealing two sweet little dimples: "Mom, today Rui Rui learned a new nursery rhyme in kindergarten, can Rui Rui sing it for her brother?"
"OK."
So child Qiao Ruimeng sang happily. Although many of her words were not clear, she grasped the rhythm and melody quite accurately.
Ding Meng smiled and said, "Rui Rui sings so well, Dad must give you full marks."
Receiving the praise, Qiao Ruimeng laughed even more happily: "Rui Rui will sing on TV like her mother when she grows up."
Ding Meng said, "That Rui Rui must not meet a producer like her father, he is very fierce."
Qiao Ruimeng tilted her head, she didn't know what the producer was, and why did her mother say that her father was fierce? Dad is always smiling.
"Did dad murder mom?" She looked at Ding Meng with wide eyes.
Ding Meng nodded and put on a pitiful face: "Dad often beats mother when he was working, and even scolded mother and cried."
Qiao Ruimeng pouted: "Boys can't bully girls, Rui Rui doesn't love her father anymore."
Producer Qiao, who was diligently cooking in the kitchen, sneezed faintly. Still wearing an apron, he leaned out of the kitchen and said, "Are you talking bad about me again?"
Qiao Ruimeng snorted and ignored him, Ding Meng looked at him and said with a smile, "This is a secret between girls."
Qiao Yichen: "..."
When she went to bed at night, Qiao Ruimeng clamored to sleep with her mother, and even sent her father to her cot. Qiao Yichen didn't know whether to laugh or cry. In normal times, he could let her sleep with Ding Meng, but now that Ding Meng was pregnant, he dared not let her sleep with Ding Meng.
Although this daughter is usually well-behaved, her sleeping appearance is really full of imagination, and she often performs the trick of moving the universe in her sleep.
If this kicked Ding Meng somewhere, it would be incredible.
But Qiao Ruimeng was determined to sleep with her mother. Qiao Yichen persuaded her for a long time to no avail. Finally, she waited for her to fall asleep before taking her back to her room.
When he returned to the master bedroom, he gently wrapped Ding Meng in his arms and asked, "What did you tell Rui Rui today?"
Ding Meng said: "It's nothing, just tell me how you scolded me and cried in the recording studio."
Qiao Yichen: "..."
He had scolded and cried a lot of people in the recording studio, but... He never scolded Ding Meng to cry!
He pinched Ding Meng's nose: "When have I ever scolded you and cried?"
Ding Meng said: "You didn't see me cry, that's because I'm strong, but my heart has already burst into tears."
Qiao Yichen: "..."
He laughed lowly.
A few months later, Ding Meng gave birth to a baby boy, and she was so moved that she was about to cry.
Her handsome puppy eggs are finally here! The hardships of these months have not been in vain!
Qiao Yichen named his child Qiao Mumeng this time. Compared to Qiao Aimeng last time, he thought he had made a qualitative leap.
But still met with ruthless opposition from Ding Meng.
She said the name was too feminine for a boy.
Later, Qiao Yichen heard Ding Meng's grandmother say that Ding Meng's baby name was Han Han.
Qiao Muhan!
As expected by Ding Meng, Qiao Muhan was a particularly naughty troublemaker. But fortunately, he listened to his mother's words. If Ding Meng didn't let him do anything, he obediently didn't do it.
Qiao Muhan looks very much like Qiao Yichen, as if it was printed out of a mold. Now that Qiao Ruimeng has gone to school, they stopped posting her photos for a long time, but Qiao Muhan...
Ding Meng thief took out the camera with a smile.
She bought a lot of handsome children's clothes for Qiao Muhan, all of which were British gentlemen. Because she told Qiao Muhan that a boy should be polite and polite like a gentleman.
When she put on new clothes for Qiao Muhan, she seemed to suddenly understand the joy of Qiao Yichen back then.
This... is really fun!
Dressing up your kids the way you want them to be can be addicting!
Qiao Muhan still actively cooperates with her mother's hobby of playing dress-up games with herself. Seeing his mother fiddling with the camera again, he also put his little head up and took a look.
Hmm, still pretty cool.
Qiao Muhan's skin is very white, and with a navy blue lapel double-breasted jacket, she looks even fairer and more graceful. Ding Meng put on a white shirt for him under the jacket, and tied a black bow tie at the neckline, just like a little gentleman.
When she posted Qiao Muhan's photo on Weibo, it quickly aroused frantic reprints and comments from netizens.
"Shit, shit! The looks of the lemon master's family are all against the sky!"
"Brother! Although you are still very young, my sister is willing to wait for you! [Fa Xin]"
"So handsome and handsome! Mengzhu is so happy, there is a little princess, and a little prince QAQ"
"I'm the original Rui Rui party, sorry, now I want to stand Ruihan :)"
"Those who said that the owner of Meng had plastic surgery, after Qiao Ruimeng, were slapped in the face again [laugh cry]"
"Have a hunch that a new wave of fan fiction and comics is coming."
"Mengzhu, please post more pictures of the little prince Hanhan, alright!"
Qiao Muhan didn't know how to surf the Internet, so naturally he couldn't see these remarks, but Ding Meng smiled at the screen until her eyes narrowed.
When Qiao Yichen brought Qiao Ruimeng back, he was holding a box of frozen fresh food. He put the box in the kitchen and went to the master bedroom to have a look: "Wife, a friend sent me a box of crabs today. Let's eat crabs tonight."
"Oh, good." Ding Meng, who was still holding her camera to take pictures of Qiao Muhan, responded to him twice.
Looking at the situation in the room, Qiao Yichen twitched the corners of his mouth helplessly, not being able to attack Ding Meng, so he had no choice but to point his finger at Qiao Muhan: "Qiao Muhan, have you finished all the Chinese characters that you have recognized today? ? Know how to play in one day."
Qiao Muhan slowly turned his head and glanced at him, then the corners of his eyes collapsed, and he plunged into Ding Meng's arms with a crying voice: "Mom, Dad is murdering me again."
Ding Meng couldn't stand her son's coquettish behavior. Seeing that he was being bullied, she immediately turned her eyebrows coldly to Qiao Goudan: "Why are you talking so loudly to your son? I'm like this all the time here. When I'm not here, I don't know about you. How can you bully your son!"
Qiao Yichen: "..."
Didn't you promise to help her get revenge back
Why is he being strict with his son now and being scolded by her
… the world has changed.
So he also imitated Qiao Muhan's appearance, and the corners of his eyes collapsed: "Wife, you are killing me again."
Ding Meng was amused at once, Qiao Muhan nestled in Ding Meng's arms and looked back at him. Those eyes silently conveyed three words to him, shameless.
Qiao Yichen tore off his tie and walked in through the door: "I have helped Qiao Muhan contact the kindergarten, and I can send him to study next month."
Although they had discussed this matter for a long time, Ding Meng still frowned: "Is it really going to send him to kindergarten so soon?"
Qiao Yichen said, "Rui Rui is also in kindergarten at the age of three. This is a normal age. You should take less pictures of him in the future."
"Oh." Ding Meng put down the camera sullenly.
When Qiao Muhan heard that she was going to be locked up in a place called kindergarten like her sister, she immediately looked at Ding Meng with a small face: "Mom, I don't want to go to kindergarten, I want to be with my mother."
Before Ding Meng could speak, Qiao Yichen said, "You can't find a wife after a boy has no future."
Ding Meng: "..."
"Goudan, even a poor student like you has found a wife, so Hanhan can definitely do it." Ding Meng supported her son.
Qiao Yichen: "..."
Does she have to dismantle his stage at such a time
After hearing this, Qiao Muhan laughed hahaha, and followed his mother and said, "Dog Dan, a poor student like you has found a wife, so Han Han can definitely do it."
Qiao Yichen: "..."
Did he give birth to a repeater
He pinched Qiao Muhan's white and tender face and patted his head: "What are you talking about, you little puppy?"
Qiao Muhan glared at him fiercely: "I'm not a puppy, my name is Qiao Muhan!"
Qiao Yichen hooked his lips at him: "Then ask your mother, are you a puppy?"
Qiao Muhan turned his head and looked at Ding Meng inquiringly.
Ding Meng said, "You are."
Qiao Muhan: "..."
Well, he is.
At this time, Qiao Ruimeng came over with the homework book in hand: "Mom, I've finished my homework."
Qiao Ruimeng has just entered the second grade, and her academic performance has been very good, just like Ding Meng when she was a child.
Ding Meng took her workbook and looked at it, and praised: "Rui Rui's handwriting is really beautiful."
Qiao Muhan said, "Hanhan's writing will definitely be more beautiful than my sister's!"
Qiao Yichen, who was changing clothes on the side, sneered, "Is that the same word you gnawed as a dog?"
Qiao Muhan looked at him and asked, "Dad, when did you read what I wrote? Are you hungry?"
Qiao Yichen: "..."
Ding Meng laughed when she heard it: "Hahaha, I'm hungry too, Gou Dan, let's cook, didn't you say there are crabs?"
"Yeah." Qiao Yichen glanced at Qiao Muhan and said to Ding Meng, "You help Rui Rui check her homework, and I'll steam the crabs."
What Qiao Yichen brought back was a very large crab, and there were only three in a box.
After Ding Meng helped Qiao Ruimeng check her homework, she asked her to teach her younger brother how to read, and went to the kitchen to help Qiao Yichen cook.
After a while, the aroma of steamed crabs came out from the kitchen. The two little guys couldn't sit still, so they both ran into the kitchen to watch. Qiao Yichen was afraid that they would get hurt, so he asked Ding Meng to take them out to play. .
Qiao Ruimeng likes to eat seafood, but seafood is also the most troublesome to eat. She holds a crab leg in her small hands, and she peeled it for a long time without peeling it off.
Qiao Yichen had been watching her for a long time, and now he finally took the crab leg in her hand with a smile, squeezed it twice, and made a crackling sound. Qiao Ruimeng watched as he dexterously whipped the crab shell with both hands. The shell was peeled off, and the crab meat was still intact.
"Wow~ Dad is amazing." Qiao Ruimeng's eyes lit up.
Qiao Yichen handed her the peeled crab legs, not forgetting to instruct her, "Don't eat too much."
"Yeah." Qiao Ruimeng happily ate the crab meat.
The opposite Ding Meng was also peeling crab shells. She sniffed and seemed to say to herself, "Oh, some people only have daughters in their eyes now, and no one is willing to peel crab shells for me."
Qiao Yichen let out a low laugh and was about to take a crab leg to help her peel it off. Qiao Muhan snatched the crab leg from his men one step ahead of him and volunteered: "Mom, Hanhan will peel it for you!"
Ding Meng was moved and bent down and kissed his forehead: "Hanhan still loves her mother the most. Did you know that boys who can peel seafood can easily win the favor of girls."
Qiao Muhan nodded, seemingly understanding but not understanding: "Mom also likes boys who can peel seafood?"
Ding Meng said, "Yeah, I wouldn't have married him if I hadn't seen your father can peel a good shrimp."
Qiao Muhan nodded again and worked hard to peel the crab legs for her mother. But he was too young, and it was already very difficult to hold the crab legs with both hands. Qiao Yichen looked at his clumsy movements a few times, and then asked Ding Meng, "So you like me and I will peel them off. shrimp?"
Ding Meng smiled and said, "Yes."
Qiao Yichen: "..."
Then if there is a person who peels shrimp better than him one day, will she run away with others
Qiao Muhan was still struggling with the crab legs in his hands, but Qiao Yichen took the crab legs in his hands and squeezed it twice, and there was a moving crisp sound: "Just your little arms and legs. Still want to help my mother peel the crab legs? Wait a few more years."
Qiao Muhan angrily watched him hand over the peeled crab legs to Ding Meng, and swore in his heart that one day, he would peel better than his father!
Many years later, when Qiao Muhan gracefully peeled off a crab leg for a female classmate around him at the first dinner after entering high school, he immediately received countless compliments.
"Wow, Qiao Muhan, you are amazing!"
"Qiao Muhan, can you peel the crab legs for me too?"
"Qiao Muhan, do you have any tips for peeling crab legs? How can you peel so well!"
There was a faint smile on Qiao Muhan's mouth, thinking that her mother was right, boys who can peel seafood can easily win the favor of girls.
But that's all for later.
Not long after the crab meal that day, Qiao Muhan was sent to kindergarten by his father.
The teachers in the kindergarten are very young and enthusiastic. After seeing Qiao Muhan, this enthusiasm has become even hotter.
Qiao Muhan kid! She is the Ruihan Party!
However, as soon as Qiao Muhan left her mother, she became very naughty and mischievous. It’s okay to fight with male classmates a lot. Recently, I’ve been pulling the hair of female classmates, making people cry.
The kindergarten teacher had no choice but to invite Ding Meng.
When Ding Meng was summoned to the teacher's office, she thought that Qiao Muhan was really similar to Qiao Yichen, and she was exactly the same as him even when she often caused trouble and was hired as a parent.
After listening to the teacher finish Qiao Muhan's bad deeds in the office, Ding Meng gave Qiao Muhan a cold face. Qiao Muhan immediately burst into tears: "Mom..."
Ding Meng said, "Don't call me, how did you promise me before you came to kindergarten?"
Qiao Muhan still had tears in his eyes and didn't speak. The teacher saw him like that, and his heart softened: "Boys of this age are really naughty, if there is anything wrong with the child, you can slowly explain to him, don't tell him. temper."
Ding Meng said, "I see. I'm sorry, Teacher Cui, for causing you trouble."
Teacher Cui hurriedly said: "No, no, this is my job."
After Ding Meng brought Qiao Muhan home, she still had a cold face. Qiao Muhan knew that he had made a mistake, so he obediently stood aside and did not dare to speak.
He put on a pitiful look, and Ding Meng felt a little helpless, so she had to pull him in front of her and ask, "Why beat other children."
Qiao Muhan said, "He scolds me first."
Ding Meng said, "Then you can't beat people either."
Qiao Muhan said, "What should we do then?"
Ding Meng thought for a while: "You can... scold it back."
Qiao Muhan: "..."
Ding Meng said again: "But you need to be skilled at swearing, you can't swear, you know?"
"understood."
Maybe thinking this was too difficult for Qiao Muhan, Ding Meng said, "When will I take you to Dad's recording studio and listen to how he swears."
Qiao Muhan: "..."
He now deeply doubts what his father does.
"What if other kids hit me?"
Ding Meng thought about which little kid dares to beat you, you little bully, but she still said: "If other children start to beat you, you can fight back, protect yourself, and then go to the teacher."
"Oh."
After asking about the beating, Ding Meng asked again about making the female classmate cry: "Why are you pulling the female classmate's hair?"
Qiao Muhan said with a flat mouth: "She is so noisy, she keeps talking to me."
Ding Meng: "..."
She looked at Qiao Muhan and said solemnly, "Didn't mom tell you that boys can't bully girls?"
Qiao Muhan said aggrievedly: "But she's really noisy." He couldn't beat her, he could only pull her hair.
Ding Meng said, "Then you pulled her hair and made her cry. Isn't she noisier?"
"Hmm..." Qiao Muhan couldn't refute.
"So it's useless for you to do that. Boys can't use violence to treat girls, but to conquer girls with charm."
This sentence is too profound, and Qiao Muhan can't understand it: "What is charm?"
Ding Meng thought for a while and said, "For example, if you don't want to talk to that noisy girl, you can smile at her, be sure to smile, then tell her that you have other things to do and ask her to find other children to play with. Manly boys should politely reject girls, you know?"
"Got it." Qiao Muhan nodded as if he understood.
Later, when the little girl pestered him to talk again, he tried to smile at her, and then asked her to find other children. Unexpectedly, it was really useful, the girl blushed and ran to find other people to play with.
Qiao Muhan thought happily that what her mother said was right.
Later, this trick was used more and more proficiently in Qiao Muhan's growth process, which can be said to benefit for a lifetime.