The teenager who thought that only celebrity artists need to manage Weibo and image, stupidly stuffed himself a sweet orange, chewed it stupidly, and ate it...
Immediately in my mind, I thought that this expensive imported orange is really sweet.
Mother-in-law: "… "
In this life, I met a cute and cute daughter-in-law. Besides waiting patiently for the other party to finish eating the oranges, what else can I do.
"Cough cough." An Wuyang said, "Isn't it true to build Weibo? Well, I played it when I was in junior high school, and then I stopped playing for fear of affecting my studies."
What's irritating is that even if you don't play Weibo, you are still a scumbag.
After talking to her mother-in-law, An Wuyang went back to the bedroom and sat down, trying to recall her junior high school Weibo account.
After thinking about it for a total of ten minutes, I finally remembered the username and password.
Then follow the instructions of the mother-in-law and send the account number and password.
With a ding dong, Zhang Ruoqi received a WeChat message from his daughter-in-law.
Username: Homework is so hard 2000.
User password: 20000615.
It really is a junior high school account, no deception!
This is not a big deal. Later, the Hof people logged in the account of An Wuyang and saw the last Weibo of the other party.
Homework is so hard 2000: [Picture] Today I sent the paper, I got this score in the math test [bye bye/] I will never play Weibo again.
Published on April 18, 2013.
Scroll down to the second article, wearing a blue and white junior high school uniform, An Wusheng, sitting on the back seat of his classmate's bicycle, smiling brightly, holding a string of hot dogs with excellent knife work in the other hand.
Homework is so hard 2000: My good buddy, Chubby, invites me to eat small sausages.
A young boy who has not yet grown up in junior high school, his small face is more elegant than the lines of his adulthood, revealing an indistinguishable androgynous delicacy.
The more I look at it, the more beautiful I feel, the lips are red and the teeth are white, and at the same time, it is a little charming.
When the Hof people saw this photo, they liked it very much and immediately saved one.
Then it took a few minutes to read all of An Wuyang's few Weibo content.
She found that there was not a single Weibo that needed to be deleted, all of which belonged to the unique atmosphere of the age of thirteen or fourteen.
Especially childlike, especially sincere.
For example, he was very happy when his classmates invited him to eat a small sausage; the only trouble was that it was difficult to study, and the teacher criticized him again.
Zhang Ruoqi watched it with relish, and was not going to delete the child's historical Weibo.
On the contrary, it must be kept, it must be kept.
Soon after, the account was returned to safe hands.
He found that nothing had changed, except that a V was added in front of his name, and there were a few more people on his watch list.
No, An Wuyang takes a closer look, the profile has changed!
She used to be a classmate of XX 14 middle and primary school, but now she is the little jigger baby of the Huo family in the capital.
Safe and sound: "… "
Suspect his mother-in-law is the devil.
Zhang Ruoqi V: [Picture] Our family has been handsome from childhood to adulthood, do you think it is true? @Homework is so hard 2000
As a popular spokesperson for a wealthy family, her Weibo account originally had millions of followers.
Due to the recent speech circle fans, it has risen to almost 2 million.
Part of it follows her! Just to see Sweet Sweet Ann!
Netizen 1: "Aah! Ahh! The school uniform is too!"
Netizen 2: "Meng vomits blood, how can it be so sweet?!"
Netizen 3: "Homework is so difficult? Is this Weibo sweet? I'm relying on it, it's obviously a boring Weibo of an ordinary little Zhengtai, why do I think it's so cute?"
Netizen 4: Boring and cute +1! !
Netizen 5: I have a sense of sight when I saw the golden retriever when I was a child. I feel this way. Am I alone
The scumbag boy who was circled didn't know what happened.
After logging in to his account, he felt a little sleepy, so he hugged his pillow and went to Dundun's baby room to take a nap with his son.
Aunt Zhang saw that An Wuyang was coming again, and smiled and spread the position: "Dun Dun is awake now, do you want to play with him?"
An Wuyi was originally very sleepy, but when he heard the words, he immediately cheered up and nodded, "Yes."
Dun Dun heard the sound, and immediately stopped looking around, looking in the direction of safety...
His chubby little round face has a pair of big eyes with stars and sea in it.
Blink, grin, then drool...
"Hi." Silly son.
An Wuyang picked him up, wiped his saliva, and stuffed the fleshy claws that his son tried to put into his mouth into the swaddle: "Don't put your fingers in it and beat him."
Dun Dun looked at him motionless, one, two, three, flat-mouthed, and began to cry: "Wow..."
Safe: "???"
Doubt life!
Such a small thing, does it also mean to fight? !
"Okay, okay, Don Dun, don't cry anymore." The boy who became a father at a young age, hugged the doll in the house and coaxed: "Dad doesn't beat you, Daddy loves you."
However, the child was still crying, and he wanted to cry even if he continued to cry.
Huo Yunchuan was working in the study when he heard crying from the next door.
He immediately put down the work at hand and walked over.
"Crying?" Huo Yunchuan walked to An Wuyang's side, and took over the little doll in the arms of the little thing who was very accustomed to the thunder and no rain, and kneaded himself skillfully.
"Yes..." An Wuyang frowned: "I accidentally threatened him just now, and he cried."
Huo Yunchuan raised his eyebrows and corrected, "He doesn't understand your threat."
Then put the baby with less crying down and unswaddle to check the buttocks.
"Ah, it turned out to be urine." An Wuyi got up, walked to the ventilated place where the diapers were placed, and brought a new diaper to Huo Yunchuan's side, looking eager to try.
Huo Yunchuan looked at him: "Are you here or me?"
An Wuyang carefully hesitated for a moment: "Come on." Hand over the diaper.
President Huo took the diaper from his little lover's hand, and took the act of changing the diaper in a solemn and serious way of signing the document.
Of course, it is much gentler than that, pouring out the love that is visible to the naked eye.
Huo Yunchuan raised his chubby little feet, lowered his head and kissed the instep.
The little baby stretched out the soles of his feet with the silverware and stepped directly on the face of the CEO's father, with a tendency to push his nose on his face.
An Wuyi smiled.
That's great, he was very relieved to see that everyone was very pampered.
"Aunt Zhang, Dundun has been handed over to you." Huo Yunchuan said, getting up and glancing at the smirking boy: "You still have half an hour to take a nap, and class is at three o'clock."
Safe: "???"
What? So long has passed since playing with my son
He quickly found his pillow and lay down beside his son.
However, he was picked up by Huo Yunchuan after a while and carried to the next room because it would affect Dun Dun's sleep!
"If I accompany you, I can sleep for half an hour longer." Huo Yunchuan's gaze, swept over the teenager's limbs that were exposed outside the silk shirt, seemed somewhat blatant.
An Wuyang, a good math thief, nodded quickly and patted the seat next to him: "Then you can accompany me."
President Huo hurriedly suppressed the desire in his eyes to the unintelligible face: "Yeah." Every time he saw An Wujiuwugou's eyes, he couldn't act rashly.
However, after lying down, the little angel's face was obedient, and his chin was resting on his shoulder.
But the palm only stayed on his chest for a while, and then slid down...
Huo Yunchuan tensed up: "..."
He thought the little angel was a bronze, but he didn't expect to be a king.
So I couldn't sleep well for the extra half hour.
But An Wuyang thought to himself that sometimes being a human being can't care about so much, and he has to turn a blind eye.
"Yunchuan, do you have a Weibo?" After An Wuyang woke up, he rubbed his fingertips on his chin, which was just a short distance away, and there were some thorny stubble on it, which made him amused.
Mr. Huo, who was playing with his chin, tightened his arms around the waist of the little thing: "Yes."
Then tell the other party your Weibo nickname that has not been updated for thousands of years.
"Oh." An Wuyang didn't say anything. He leaned on the other's shoulder for a while, then got up and continued to study.
In the evening, when Huo Yunchuan was about to sleep, he looked at the boy next door who was sleeping like a pig, and remembered this.
He clicked on the app that he hadn't read for a long time, and tried to find familiar words on the page, but he couldn't find it.
Finally, open the private message of the stranger at will, and the latest one is displayed today.
Homework is so hard 2000V: I am your baby.
President Huo shook his finger and clicked on the ID name, and at a glance he saw the other party's Weibo authentication. The profile was stamped with his own stamp, which should be his own.
He clicked on Little Angel's previous Weibo content - went in with great curiosity, was so cute that he came out hot, hugged the sleeping baby and kissed him.
The reason why An Wuyang sent this disgusting private letter was to make fun of the introduction written by her mother-in-law to herself.
The problem is that her husband doesn't think so.
The next day, An Wuyang received a long, silent kiss from President Huo.
Private message reply: "Well, you are my little baby."
An Wuyang happily followed each other, and then racked his brains to think, what should he write on his first Weibo
After thinking for a long time, he wrote uncertainly:
Homework is so hard 2000V: [Picture] Hello everyone who is following me, I am safe and sound [Erha/][Erha/][Erha/]
Circle Huo family, and friends.
The picture shows a young boy holding a notebook to block his eyes, on which is neatly written: Thank you for your attention, I wish you all good luck and happiness every day [Little Red Heart /]
Fans who touched it from the Hof people fry their pots one after another, laughing and frying!
Netizen 1: 2333333 He is so serious, I think the fried chicken is stable and cute!
Netizen 2: We are sweet and sweet, 233333 is indeed a scumbag boy, hahahaha...
Netizen 3: Hahahaha, don't laugh, it's obviously very neat!
Safe and sound: "… "
An Wuyang silently removed the handwritten one, and used Huo Yunchuan's office equipment to design a computer-printed one.
Dad Huo watched from the side and said distressedly, "I'll write for you." Then he hugged the little angel, took the A4 paper in the other's hand, and wrote three lines of beautiful words with a pen.
At the signature office, Huo Yunchuan & An Wuyang.