But Tianhu didn't seem to have thought that I would stick to this bet, keep my head down, and wait for the emperor's ruling. After all, the three of Juefeng are the most powerful forces in the imperial court. The emperor did not dare to be so sure so easily. These peerless masters have many problems, especially their self-esteem is higher than that of the arrogant daughter who has never left the cabinet. In case of anger, he jumped up from the city gate because of his shame and anger. It was a small matter to jump to find short-term views, and he would definitely not die anyway. But if they turned to the evil way in a fit of anger, with the combat power of the three of Juefeng, as well as the resources they possessed and the huge amount of information contained in their minds, the loss of the court would not be a simple loss of three or five earls and marquis. Comparable. Besides, I'm just a big Rob. The emperor could not tolerate being inattentive, hesitating, but unable to speak.
I finally came up with a compromise for the hesitant emperor.
I fiddled with the emperor's ears: after all, the three people in Juefeng's feces shampooing their hair is a big deal, and it can't be done casually. The reason why Lord Tianhu wanted to hit me was mainly because of his ignorance of me. After coming to Japan for a long time, as long as Lord Tianhu gets along with me more, I will naturally understand Weichen's character and behavior, which is quite decent. Your Majesty, you also know that Wei Chen's character has always been well-known. What's more, I also understand that Tianhu-jun's angry shot contains loyalty to the emperor. If this is not finished, he will be held responsible, and if it continues to be pursued, wouldn't it be a rogue? The most important thing is, doesn't that underestimate the weight of the words "loyalty and patriotism"? In the long run, how could anyone dare to be loyal to the emperor? This is absolutely not advisable. Therefore, Wei Chen will never continue to pursue his investigations without hesitation.
Having said that, the emperor's eyes lit up. "Ming Qing's family is generous!"
"But then again, acting recklessly is still not allowed to fly. Wei Chen Nan Xing made a little work of sesame and mung beans, but the emperor did not give up, and actually gave Wei Chen a title and fief, it was a great grace from heaven. But Tianhu Your lord dared to beat up Wei Chen in front of the emperor just two or three days after Wei Chen was conferred. This is a bit arrogant.
Huang Shang snorted and stroked his beard, "How about when Yi Mingqing goes home?"
"In ancient times, Duke Xiao of Qin relied on the Shang Yang, and resettled the wood to establish a letter. According to what the ministers saw, why not the emperor to follow the example. The emperor might as well give the ministers an imperial decree to give them discretion. Let’s not decide, let’s entrust it to Weichen for the time being. Weichen will not use it at will, but as a magic weapon to frighten Lord Tianhu. With such an imperial decree, Lord Tianhu will no longer be arrogant. , and occasionally arrogant, you must be cautious. When others see the emperor's treatment, they must be convinced."
These remarks are general and generous. The most important thing is that I didn't pursue the matter in vain. What's the point of this? The emperor is very happy to hear the dragon's heart. The left sentence is 'big kind' and the right Fei's sentence is 'generous'. You can almost see the favorability of me rising slowly. I wish I could hug my head and kiss. Tianhu's two rounds and crit attacks today failed to prove that there was a problem with my identity. Ninety percent of Huang Sang's doubts about me were immediately gone, and with my last remarks, I was moved to tears. If this was a girl, I would have been married eight times.
I ordered the servants to immediately fetch paper, ink, pen and inkstone, dragons and phoenixes danced, and the book was a letter of "Yun Mingjun should not violate the decree if he doesn't really wash his hair with the dung of the fox", and handed it over to me with a precious and important place. I held this imperial decree and sighed with emotion, let alone this dynasty, I am afraid that since Pangu opened the world, there has never been such a nonsense imperial decree. It's in my hands now.
If this was sold on the black market... smack, it would cost 300,000 taels.
Of course, I would never sell such a wasteful thing. There are always some things in this world that are far more important than money.
Such as trembling majesty!
For example, shaking the prestige at the person who hit me just now!
I hold the imperial decree, arrogant, one foot high
Feet low and spinning in front of Tianhu.
"Lord Tianhu, take a look. It's my order to throw dung." Tianhu turned his head indifferently, facing the other side, refusing to look at me.
Naturally I knew he didn't want to talk to me right now, so I kindly walked to the other side and put my face in front of him again.
"What are you hiding? Lord Tianhu, look at this word, look back at this font, this imposing manner is magnificent, and the heavenly fox can't hear my wonderful adjective, so you closed his flying eyes: "If there is any nonsense, say it quickly. . "
"Lord Tianhu, what did you say you were, my country D
The three most dangling ones? "
…Musha. "
"Disrespectful, disrespectful." I cherished that imperial decree
Hiding in his arms, "I heard people say that Qilinwei, the white horse, has trained the Wang Xie family's forbidden wind and thunder to the peak, and when he entered the battle, he was covered in thunder armor. If you can't get in, the sword will be hard to hurt. I don't know if Lord Tianhu has a magical mental method for preventing feces and sticking to the body at twelve hours. Otherwise, this level will be difficult to pass.
Tianhu glared, and I took a small step back, just like a western dog husky seeing a cat, pointing at him.
"What are you doing! If you dare to do it again, I will apply for ten imperial decrees with the emperor and throw you into the cesspool. From now on, don't use your gun, draw a bow with both hands, and shoot the arrow. I see you. How dare you hit someone!"
Tianhu is also a rat-proof weapon, seeing that the emperor is near
Next to him, he just committed a crime, and he really didn't dare to do it. He snorted coldly.
"Hmph, don't be arrogant. I didn't know you used it
How can I hide the breath in my body like it has disappeared
Like. But don't think I just believed your nonsense. You must have an unspeakable secret, and I just want to find it out for you.
This guy's eyes are really poisonous, and he actually sees that my inner strength has disappeared.
I pouted and laughed.
"I'm so arrogant, and I won't wash my hair on the big shit day. The main reason is that after thinking about your feat, from hair to toes, you are full of fragrance, and I am afraid that you will be remembered after thousands of years of rivers and lakes. In the future, when a child is constipated in the middle of the night, seeing your portrait will be a thousand miles away. In disguise, it has solved a medical problem in the country, and it deserves to be remembered in history.
At that time, there will be no more difficult problems to solve on the rivers and lakes. 1. Wherever you go, who is not afraid of the wind and flees. From now on, when your big dung fox comes out, who will compete with you? Thinking about it, I feel so beautiful for you.
Tianhu's face turned pale after hearing this. Apparently, I was taken aback by the beautiful vision I had drawn.
Alas, these days, gangsters still have to rely on intimidation
After frightening, I changed my face with a smile on my face.
"Brother Tianhu, take a step to speak."
I went up and hooked my shoulders with him, kissing him warmly. After reading it, others will definitely not imagine that we were still fighting for life and death before.
Long Zai Tian coldly said, "Did I read it wrong? Isn't it because you were unilaterally beaten into a bloodbath?"
Hey you man! Ruin the atmosphere.
Tianhu smiled and his shoulders trembled slightly, very proud. This is unbearable!
I pulled him aside and my face changed in horror.
"Lord Tianhu, I'm going to have a good chat with you. After all, I'm not a devil. If you stay calm from now on, you won't come to trouble me in the future. Promise to meet me on the street and walk across the street in the future, and see you right away. When you get off your horse, you will call me a brother when you see me. I don’t want to mention giving gifts, flowers and love during the New Year’s and festivals. You can’t run away with a small feast for three days and a large feast for five days. Good, I will fall wherever the wind blows. Naturally, I won't trouble you. Otherwise, he, he, he Tianhu's face turned from white to red, and he snorted coldly, "You are dreaming. If you want me to listen to you, unless it's a ghost.
I respectfully said.
"A good Tianhu. In ancient times, there was King Goujian of Yue, who was an ambitious plan. Domineering and trying hard, today there is Lord Tianhu who tasted dung in the southern border for some reason. It will be a good story in the future, and it will be famous for a hundred generations. The younger brother is scheduled to talk about a hundred or so on the same day. Crosstalkers came to watch, wrote hundreds of short paragraphs, and then organized his 1,800 national tours, which must be full. Brothers will become rich by then, thank you for your support."
Tianhu's face turned from red to green as he panicked. Reply "Wait a minute! It's about shampooing, why did you change it? You cheated!"
I am not wronged.
"I don't want you to taste it. But think about it, you
With such long hair, it is impossible to wash them slowly one by one. What's more, the method of washing has not been decided yet. In case you get caught in your face, even if you say that you are invincible and haven't tasted it, I don't think many people will believe it. "
Chapter 142: I am a genius doctor
Tianhu's ivory-white fan covered his face, only revealing a pair of long and narrow phoenix eyes, squinting.
"Ming Feizhen, if you have some good intentions, you must return your hands." Ba "But my master taught me that life must be full of joy." Kou "You are not so lucky every time, have you ever heard that Kou Jianghu stays one line? "
"I've heard that people who don't throw dung are not heroes. "Okay, you can, you watch.
Tianhu bit the corner of his mouth, turned around and said loudly.
"Your Majesty! Now that Lord Ming has recovered, this minister recalls a major event. Luo Tianjian and Wu Sheng are still in a coma. It all shows that Lord Ming's medical skills are superb. Man. If this is the case, let him go to a diagnosis and treatment.
Luo Tianjian and their situation can't be left alone.
Oh that stinky boy! !
"You, what do you want to do!?"
Tianhu glanced at me: "Where did you come from your excellent medical skills at such a young age? It's obviously because of your martial arts. If you don’t believe me, you can still taste the dung in my field now, you, you, you kid!!