"Cut the pulse accurately! This is the first and foremost part of practicing medicine. If you can't even read the pulse, what kind of doctor should you be?"
"How did I cut off the wrong pulse?"
"How did you write the recipe just now, how did you break this stupid big guy?"
"I gave him a decoction to replenish qi and return to the original source. Although the pulse of this stupid big guy is floating, it is not serious. I prescribed a decoction to him, and he will recover naturally after a period of rest."
The innocent, stupid big warrior on the ground was sandwiched between the two doctors, unable to move, dare not speak, and was scolded, shedding tears of grief.
"Fart!" Tai Physician rolled his eyes, "The speed of the pulse is the same as that of the outside and inside of the person. If the person is large, the pulse will be thin, and if the person is fine, the pulse will be large. The same is good, and vice versa. You just broke a small pulse. A tall wounded man, right? You saw that the pulses were similar, so you prescribed a prescription, right?"
Tai Physician became angrier the more he spoke, and almost kicked his foot: "His pulse is as big as that of the little man just now, that little man is fine, how can he say the same thing with his physique! He was injured in the lungs, if you are as gentle as you are? Therapy, don't take more than ten days, all the diseases will be dragged out. When the time comes, what are the sequelae of you quack doctors, the sequelae of the last fart! The quack doctor makes a mistake! You won't even break the pulse, get out! This old man's medicine storehouse do not need you!"
The imperial doctor was said to have tears in his eyes, and said angrily, "You, you were kicked out of the imperial hospital because of such a bad attitude!"
In the end, he was really scolded and burst into tears.
Lao Dai was so angry that he blew his beard and stared at him, but he didn't leave him at all, and muttered: "The waste, there are so many wastes in the world, I always let me meet a few! The doctor won't cut the pulse, so it's different from murder! Quack doctors mistake people. Huh? Those two stupid people standing at the door."
Lao Dai's turbid and yellow eyes that are unique to the villain cast on Boss Shen and Director Bai, and said, "What's the matter?" He looked like a weasel.
The two beauties seemed to have seen a mouse, and they felt a chill on their backs.
"No, it's fine."
"Doctor Dai, you have worked hard."
After saying that, he turned around and went out.
Lao Dai touched his head and muttered: "Two little girls, it's inexplicable. Why is that girl wearing a eunuch's clothes? Is this fun?" House. It appears to be his own lounge.
When I saw the opportunity, I climbed over the roof like a gecko swimming against a wall, caught a glimpse of a rear window, broke the lock of the window with a strong shock, and slipped in silently through the window.
Lao Dai held two bottles of medicine in his hand, and was talking to himself: "This bottle is for external use, and this bottle is for internal use, so that you will be refreshed after eating, and your whole body will look brand new within a day." After speaking, he opened his bed. The curtain seems to be about to take something.
I was already standing behind him and said in a low voice, "Dai Imperial Doctor!"
Tai Physician was startled and shouted: "Who are you! Dare to break into this old man..."
I quickly covered his mouth and lowered my voice: "It's me, it's me! Speak softly!"
Tai Physician struggled a few times but failed, and then he saw clearly that it was me. Immediately gave up resistance, but was surprised and delighted. But just as I was about to open my mouth, I glared at me, so I could only whisper, "Ouch, Master Consort, you are back!"
"Well, you..."
"It's really nice of you to come here. There are so many wounded here suddenly, and the students can't handle it by themselves. Master, you have not seen your rejuvenating skills for a long time. I'd like to ask you to do me a favor and show your hands."
After I finished speaking, I didn't wait for whether I wanted to or not, and took my hand and walked out the door. When I saw this guy's gleaming eyes, this guy wanted to take the opportunity to steal a teacher! He wants to show me a few tricks.
Imperial Doctor Dai whispered with a sly smile: "Come here, you're welcome. Many people are waiting for you!" This guy's eyesight is not good, it's just so weird when he smiles. Now he looks like a groom who wants to abduct and sell a woman from a good family into a brothel.
I pulled him back and growled, "Shut up! I'm counting on you now! You have to do me a favor."
Tai doctor was startled. He looked at me, then at the window behind me, and seemed to notice that I was coming in through the window. He couldn't help frowning and said: "I can't help with this, the old man is an official of the court, something that violates the law..."
"I'll give you one of the seventeen recipes lost in the typhoid record."
Before I could finish my sentence, Imperial Physician Dai's weasel-like eyes suddenly lit up: "Master, kill or set fire!" In addition, the wicked smile on the corner of his mouth is indeed more evil than the entire Ming Tu and Heifeng Thirteen Wings combined.
"... You are a very honest character, why do you keep saying things that make people misunderstand. I don't kill or set fire." I held my forehead and sighed: "Go to the medicine store to find these materials for me, And some suet, quick!"
Old Dai thought for a moment, then said leisurely, "These materials don't look like pharmaceuticals, they look like hair dyes. Huh? Master Consort, what's wrong with your hair?"
You genius doctor, quickly treat your eyes!
I hurriedly hurried Imperial Physician Dai to get some things, so I had some time to sit down and think about what happened next.
The Orange King Mutiny was a complete defeat. I don't know how the emperor will judge. The Orange King is his own son, so he shouldn't be sentenced to death.
The losses caused by this mutiny were not large, but hundreds of the Imperial Guards lost their lives. But the person who started is not the Orange King after all, so this account will be counted on Jia Yunfeng.
Jia Yunfeng was taken away by the people of the Killing Alliance, but he was slapped by me, his magic power was completely destroyed, the mission failed, and Mingtu was almost disbanded. Killing League should not continue to protect him.
The news from the palace came out that someone in Huashan would clear the door later. Jia Yunfeng, ah Jia Yunfeng, when will you grow up, the Huashan Sword Sect will have more hope.
There are new problems. I managed to save some of my money, and now I have to spend all of it on a new hair dye, so I have to find a way to save some. Otherwise I have a problem with eating every day.
What? Yamen package food
I protested: "Bah! I might as well do better."
Suddenly, a terrified voice came from the big bed in the room.
"Yes, who is it?"
what! Someone is in the house!
I didn't pay attention to it for a while, there are other people in the room!
correct! What Lao Dai said just now that he will be cured within a day or something is not talking to himself, but talking to the person on the bed. This guy Lao Dai has also learned to be serious! Why is there a woman hiding in the house!
I was afraid that the woman would come out and said in a low voice, "Old man Zhong Ning! Come here to find out about Fang Fang. Come out and let the old man see if she is beautiful. If it is pleasing to the eye, the old man will have a good time with you." As she spoke, she slashed the air with one hand, and the air was overflowing, which lasted for a long time, letting her know that there was a prostitute with strong martial arts.
The woman on the bed was flustered for a while, but she didn't dare to come down: "I, I'm not pretty. I'm ugly, don't come in, I'll scare you if I look so ugly." The accent was soft and waxy. , is an authentic Suzhou-Hangzhou accent. She has a high-pitched voice, crisp and charming, and she must be a great beauty.
"Hey, the old man's name is Zhong Ning. He is the unparalleled ** in the world, the number one slut outside the Central Plains. If you don't want the labor and capital to have fun with you, don't let the old man see it as soon as possible. I also tell you, this old man loves the most in his life. Listen to other people's calls. As long as you dare to call me, it will be cool."
I did this to prevent that woman from screaming for help, otherwise I would still reveal my whereabouts.
The woman complained: "I, I'm ugly, ugly. When I was a child, my mother always said I was ugly, and her old man often scolded me and said that if you could stop harming the country and the people like this, it would be great."
Your mother is thinking that you are too beautiful, silly girl! This girl is really cute.
This girl is beautiful, has a lovely personality, and is actually a woman who wears old clothes. This old Dai, his mother's beauty is not shallow! I usually pretend to be obsessed with medicine, and I know Jinwu Zangjiao!
I'm still single!
Today, let you see what is called the anger of the single dog!
I smiled and said, "It's useless no matter what you say. I don't like anything else, I just like it a little bit, white! As long as my skin is white, I like everything."
"… "
The woman seemed to be stunned, and the tone of her voice was a little crying: "I-I'm not white at all!"
All of a sudden I smelled the smell of a seed medicine, and there was some movement on the bed. It seems that she is applying medicine to make herself ugly and black. This girl is too stupid and cute.
"Hmph, the more you say that, the more this old man wants to see how beautiful you are. See if your little feet are as smooth as snow, and see... uh, your navel! Is your navel a single one? Lovely and fragrant Nanzao."