Su Xiao and I followed Master Sui's instructions and went to the first mission.
It is said that there are people here who bully the good and fear the evil, and run rampant in the village. The local residents complained, and they wanted to sue the government for inaction, and they wanted to sue the man for all evil. He also said that the man was especially greedy and lustful, ranging from a seventy-eight-year-old lady to an old scalper from the neighbor's Uncle Niu's house, as long as it was a female.
After listening to it for a long time, I almost thought that my master was here, and I hesitated for a while whether to go to Dayi to kill relatives.
Not long after, Su Xiao and I arrived at this small village called Peach Blossom Village. This place is already close to the suburbs of Nanjing, but it is also under the control of Nanjing, so we still have to deal with them if they surrender to the six-door yamen.
Su Xiao listened to Boss Shen's words, and now his mind is all about how to get into the Six Divine Machine List. This bear boy just won't let me live in peace. If we make it to the broken list, can we have a rest day? I retired because I didn't work for free, not because I worked hard until I got old.
Today's task I have to mess up.
After entering Taohua Village, we got in touch with the person who reported the case, the head of Taohua Village. The village chief is almost seventy years old, but he is still in good spirits and looks quite good.
"Hello village chief, that, we are from Six Doors. My name is Su Xiao, this is Ming... "
"Okay, don't talk nonsense." I waved my hand, "Master, I heard that you are being missed by the wicked?"
"Ang! That's not it?" Su Xiao was stunned as soon as the village chief opened his mouth. Because he is still a local, don't you know that the people in Peach Blossom Village are famous for their heroic and extraordinary? I thought I was in the Northeast a few times before...
"That thief is really bold." When the village chief mentioned the villain, he really hated it to the core, and he beat his chest and said, "I have never seen such a shameless person. He molested the Wang family girl a few days ago. After that, he was approached by someone, and he actually said with a shy face that he was sorry for the clean and pure girl, so he dared to go to the door to propose a marriage. This wicked person had no money to get married, so he mortgaged 22 taels of silver with a cow in the east of the village. , said he wanted to get married and set up wine. In the end, the money was gone, and the person was taken away by him. I went to your yamen to sue three times, and your people came three times.
"Uh, this..." Su Xiao was completely confused, and after finally sorting it out, he asked, "But didn't he still keep the cow?"
"Oh, what do you know? That cow is mine! He stole my cow!"
It's really a character. All the tricks to take advantage of...
"Now Old Man Wang has lost his girl, Aunt Li has lost money, and I have lost my cow! What do you say?"
This is the first time Su Xiao has dealt with a case, and he doesn't know what to do. He gave me an embarrassed look, and I said with a sullen face, "Let's get the human and ox and silver back for you." Is this a tongue twister!
The village chief suddenly smiled: "That's great! I'll take you to find him now, young people are so refreshing. Much better than those old ones!"
Hear me ashamed.
In my opinion, the three arrests that came before were simply annoying and didn't want to pay attention. Originally, the six gates deal with matters that affect the lives of ordinary people by the people in the martial arts. These neighborhood disputes should be reported to the county magistrate. If you go through the six gates, you will go to the wrong place.
But also because of this, I don't need to mess with today's task.
I do this kind of task three dozen times a day, and I guarantee that I won't be able to enter the Six Magic Machines list when I reach the age of sixty. There is nothing to worry about.
"… "
I stopped suddenly. Su Xiao almost bumped into me, and said angrily, "Brother Ming, what happened to you?"
I listened carefully, and there was the sound of the rapid collision of weapons in the east of the village. Judging from the sound, it was three swords, an iron rod, and two waist knives. Why are there still people fighting in this place? And listening to this voice, the martial arts are not low.
"Village Chief, has anyone in our village who knows martial arts come?"
"Ang!" The village chief bulged his eyes. "They were all passing by. They said they came from a rotten bamboo tube. They are pretty good with that wicked person. They are not good people."
I listened carefully to the voice in the distance, combined with what the village chief said, and deduced who it was.
Su Xiao blinked: "Rotten bamboo tube? What rotten bamboo tube?"
I explained helplessly: "It's Lanjun Zhukong."
Su Xiao's color changed greatly: "Lanjun Zhukong! Isn't this the seventh hall of the Demon Sect?" Then he looked at me in surprise, "But how do you know there are people who know martial arts?"
"Otherwise, why did the village chief come to Six Gates to report the crime?" I used my talent for forcing nonsense, "Can't you be confused when you are the village chief?" The old village chief raised his shriveled chest very cooperatively, but he didn't have the taste of foxes and tigers.
Su Xiao was a little embarrassed by my refutation: "Brother Ming, I'm sorry, I thought you were talking nonsense again..."
"As a colleague, it's really chilling that you treat me like this, alas... I miss the sauce elbow in Dongpo Tower."
"...I don't think I'm sorry for you for that, do I?"
"Hey, you kid, I thought that eldest brother was taking advantage of you again, I mean..." I walked backwards while pressing Su Xiao to buy me sauce elbows, and accidentally bumped into the person behind.
I didn't feel any resistance, but when I turned around, I saw that the man was already lying on the ground, as if he had been hit by a cow.
What's the situation? Touch porcelain
"Brother... Are you alright?"
"It's okay to be weird!"
The person lying on the ground has a curly hair that looks like it's fried. He stood up and yelled for me to lose money. This kid's face is full of pimples, and you can tell from the appearance that he is usually energetic, so he does everything to recruit cats and dogs. It looks like it really wants to touch porcelain.
"Are you tired of living?" Curly glared at me: "I am called the only ruffian in the world, the number one scumbag in the world. You dare to cross me!" It's hard to tell me the difference.
The village chief widened his bull's eyes, pointed at the curly-haired boy and shouted, "It's him!"
I also opened my eyes. This curly-haired boy is the big villain in the fish and meat town? I seem to smell something nasty.
Chapter 22 One knife and one boy
"Su Xiao, you go over there first, let's talk about Lanjun Zhukong."
"Okay, but you and this... Mr. Cha? You can talk well." Su Xiao blinked, "Then I'll go over there to find out the news."
"Okay, okay, that's it. Mr. scum, let's talk."
After an appointment for three words, the curly-haired brother who claimed to be the only scumbag in the world, the number one scumbag in the world, rubbed his palms and smiled like a fragrant chrysanthemum: "Oh, this eldest brother has something to say, If you have any questions, just ask and be polite. My little brother knows everything and can’t stop talking. What daughter-in-law? No, hey hey hey, I don’t marry a daughter-in-law, I’m going to send the Wang family girl back to Uncle Wang. Of course, of course, I should pay. Pay, even if you wear pants. Aunt Li's money is also paid, double, no, triple. The village chief's cow... uh, the small one is just an old scalper for the village chief's family, and the old are dying of illness. Now, as the youth representative of this village, I should give the village chief another cow, oh no, two cows, not ten cows, and return them to the old man in return for his usual care."
It took me about two mouthfuls of spit to teach this scumbag brother how to behave. He is now wearing a bag all over his face, and he is still holding my waist knife in the **** part. Honestly reformed.
This guy is actually not an insult to his nickname. I really haven't seen a few people like this.
"Since you're so willing to cooperate, I don't want to embarrass you." I put the waist knife back into the scabbard, and the guy's angled eyes slanted again, as if he was about to scold me.
I patted him lightly on the shoulder, and the curly-haired brother planted more than a foot into the soil in situ. But his feet were completely fine, as if the hard ground underground was made of mud. His terrified expression was like seeing antelopes in the field with lions, and his whole body could not help shivering.
I smiled and said, "What do I ask and answer."
Mr. Slag explained honestly.
It turned out that his surname was Cha, and he had a single name and a character. Don't look at him as a fighting chicken among the trash now, this guy is still a famous family in Peach Blossom Village. His father actually once entered the king's side to do things. It is behind the gate. His deceased father also hoped that he could enter the official family again in the future and open up territory for our country, so he took a name for it.
Who would have thought that this guy could not only change the characters for ruffian into ruffian characters, but also change the characters for surnames into scum characters. I really have to pay special attention to where this guy's ancestral grave is, lest he scare me when his dad jumps out of the coffin and strangles him...
Then there's the point.
A few days ago, three uninvited guests came to his house, claiming to be friends of his father before his death, from a place called Lanjun Zhukong. To borrow something from his house. Then it was rummaging through boxes and cabinets. After staying for a few days, not only would he not leave, but he would dig three feet into the ground and never give up.
At this time, he had to mention the rogue spirit of the scumbag brother. He was originally very afraid of those high-ranking tourists who were occupied by magpies and nests. But he could even come up with a bad trick to use the identities of those Jianghu people to bully the people, and even let him deceive the daughter of the Wang family, Aunt Li's money, and the village chief's old scalper.
This guy is just a model for standing up and walking with the word shame...